After the two reached an agreement, they stepped forward at the same time and struggled to explain to a group of children the difference between "chocolate" and "goat feces eggs" and that what they were holding was not chocolate at all.
The children didn't believe it at first, no matter what Zhang Yu and Feng Laosi said, they still refused to believe it.
The dispute between the two parties finally attracted the attention of other people in the courtyard. After hearing the sound and coming out, those people saw the things in the children's hands and heard that they ate the things as chocolates. They burst into laughter.
Open business.
After laughing, I explained to the children the difference between chocolate and the thing in their hands, but I don’t know if it was the children’s unique rebellious psychology. No matter what the adults said, they were unwilling to believe that the thing in their hands was not chocolate, let alone
Reluctant to throw away the "chocolate" in his hand.
Finally, out of some desire to watch the fun, Zhang Yu came up with a bad idea.
It happened that there was a neighbor nearby who worked in a slaughterhouse. When Zhang Yu greeted him yesterday afternoon, he heard from him that their slaughterhouse had recently acquired some new sheep and planned to wait a few days before killing them.
Isn't it such a coincidence that the nearby slaughterhouse is not very far from their place, which is just a good opportunity for the children to gain some knowledge.
The adults in the yard couldn't help but laugh out loud when they heard Zhang Yu's idea. The older and calmer old man also smiled and pointed at Zhang Yu: "You!"
The older children like Xiang Qigang already knew what was going on. At this time, they all looked at these children with pity, and they were rushing to pass on their dark history to the adults.
At the end, some of the older children pretended to sigh, "It's your own fault that will make you miserable!" When they get to their age, they will know what shame is.
A group of people gathered around Zhang Yu to find the neighbor, who was also easy to talk to. After hearing Zhang Yu and the others explain their purpose, they laughed a lot and then readily agreed to take them there.
These unscrupulous adults took the children to a slaughterhouse near them, and only when the children saw with their own eyes that the sheep inside produced "chocolate" that was exactly the same as the one they had in their hands, did the children believe it.
Then I thought about the "sheep feces eggs" I had just eaten, and the thin-skinned children started crying loudly. They were not clean anymore. They actually ate it.
These children are just young, but they are not stupid. As long as they think about quarreling with others in the future, those people will laugh at them for eating "goat shit eggs", and Daniel and Erniu will feel that the whole world has collapsed.
Seeing the children crying loudly, some kind-hearted parents would feed them a few mouthfuls of water and let them rinse their mouths. Although they had already swallowed the food, most parents were stunned when faced with the cries of their children.
He didn't feel distressed at all, but he laughed even crazier in front of them.
And this is far from the end. When we got off work at noon, the people at work also learned about the "glorious deeds" of these children from this group of unscrupulous adults, and they couldn't help but
Laughing, the child who had finally forgotten some things started to cry again.
This incident has also become a laughing stock for children of their generation. Even when they grow up, these parents will always use this incident to tease them.
Every time we talk about this matter, those children will once again experience what it is like to die in society.
Zhang Yu didn't expect that when he was about to leave the courtyard and join the embrace of work, he would still be able to watch this big drama.
Zhang Yu was still shaking with laughter when he told his sister-in-law about this incident during lunch.
"Dongdongdong, Guifang, Guifang, are you at home?" A knock on the door outside the house interrupted Zhang Yu's laughter.
"Here, here, the door is open. Sister-in-law Zhao, just come in."
Before anyone came in, Zhang Yu quickly cleaned up his messy appearance due to laughing, and stood upright to welcome Aunt Zhao.
After Aunt Zhao pushed the door open and came in, she saw the food on the table and said with some embarrassment: "I... am disturbing your meal."
"It's okay, sister-in-law, have you eaten yet? Let's have some together!" Zhang Guifang enthusiastically wanted to welcome her to the dinner table.
"No, no, I've already made it at home. I came here to exchange for some of Xiaoyu's pickles. I wonder why Xiaoyu's hands are so good? Why can't I get that flavor out of the pickles?
My uncle ate it once when he came here last time and fell in love with it. Today he came to see us, the old couple. It was so sudden and there was nothing to entertain here, so I thought I would have some Xiaoyu marinated food instead.
pickle."
After saying that, he put the basket he was carrying on the table: "This is the small thorn melon that my uncle brought today. We don't have it here yet. I took some. You can try it too and see how it tastes?"
After listening to Aunt Zhao's words, Zhang Guifang said with some embarrassment: "I'll ask Xiaoyu to send you some pickles later. It's not worth changing!"
"That's not possible, Xiaoyu had a hard time marinating it."
"..."
"..."
After the two chatted for a while, Aunt Zhao was ready to go back because there were still guests at home.
Zhang Guifang put down the small thorn melons in Aunt Zhao's basket and filled her with a large bowl full of pickles. Seeing that the bowl could not be filled, she took out another bowl from the window.
In addition to the kind that Aunt Zhao asked for, I also packed several other kinds for her. In addition to the more common ones such as radishes, there were also some Jerusalem artichokes and asked her to take them back to taste them.
Seeing that Aunt Zhao was embarrassed to ask for so much, she stuffed it into the basket for her, saying that since her uncle liked to eat it and it wasn't a big deal, she had to let her uncle take some back.
After hearing this, Aunt Zhao went out embarrassedly.
It was also at this time that Zhang Yu saw clearly what the little thorny melon that Aunt Zhao was talking about was, wasn't it a cucumber?
After Zhao Guifang sent Aunt Zhao away, she saw Zhang Guifang staring at the pile of small thorn melons and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu wants to eat some small thorn melons. I'll wash two of them for you to try."
"Sister-in-law, isn't that a cucumber?"
"It's a cucumber, but it's different from the cucumbers we usually eat. It's an independent variety here." Zhang Guifang said, then handed the washed small thorn melon to Zhang Yu: "Try it.
What’s the difference between it and a cucumber?”
Zhang Yu looked at the small thorny melon in front of him. It was as long as a handful and about the thickness of a pigeon egg. It was sweet and crisp when you took a bite. Compared with ordinary cucumbers, it was even more crispy.
And compared to the slightly bitter cucumbers of this era, there are very few of these small thorny melons that have a bitter taste.
Looking at the sweet and crunchy little spiny melon in front of him, Zhang Yu suddenly had the idea of eating fried noodles.
