After hearing this series of things, Zhang Yu's eyes almost popped out of his eyes in shock. Sure enough, there is no shortage of naughty kids in the world.
Although the material conditions of the elders at that time were not as good as today, the "earth-shattering" things they did were no less than those of future generations.
In later generations, when the Internet became more developed, Zhang Yu once saw on the Internet that a little boy in kindergarten put his sister in his schoolbag and took it to school to show to his classmates.
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Zhang Yu pursed his lips and managed to squeeze out a sentence: "He wasn't beaten in the first place?"
"How could it not be beaten? His father and mother turned his buttocks and was about to scatter his butt! It really frightened the Zhou family at that time. At that time, his grandparents were still there.
Jin'er, he just didn't come out to stop me."
Zhang Yu: "..."
With this precedent, Zhang Yu later heard that Qi Gang secretly put his sister in his schoolbag and took her to school to show off to his classmates. He was already well-informed and could maintain his grace and no longer stand in front of others.
He showed a shocked expression.
Without him, this kind of thing happens so often that it’s almost too shocking.
Although he is not the male protagonist of this drama, and their courtyard is not as "lively" as next door, he should still have some cards as a dramatist.
But unlike those disgusting things that happened around Silly Zhu, there were always weird and weird things happening around Zhang Yu that would shock people from ear to ear.
Later, as more things happened, Zhang Yu readily accepted this setting. If he could help, he would help. If he couldn't, he would just take it for fun. This could be regarded as making up for the loss of the happiness of the Internet.
Zhang Yu and Zheng Gouzi made a bet on how many days the Zhou family could survive this time.
Zheng Gouzi guessed three days. Based on his understanding of the boss of the Zhou family, the other party would be vigilant for at most two days. After two days, he would return to normal.
Zhang Yu guessed five days. After all, no matter how unreliable the boss of the Zhou family is, after having learned the lessons from the previous two times, he must be more careful on weekdays. No matter what happens, he will have to stop for four or five days.
Because of the bet, Zheng Gouzi, who was busy with his marriage recently, actually went home to sleep every day, just to keep an eye on the Zhou family.
The facts proved to Zhang Yu and Zheng Gouzi that the eldest son of the Zhou family was far more unreliable than they thought.
The next night, just after Zhang Yu finished eating, he heard the Zhou family making trouble again.
The moment he heard the exclamation, Zhang Yu's ears suddenly stood up, trying not to miss any sound.
After listening, he felt that it was not enjoyable enough. Zhang Yu simply opened the door and ran to the door of Zhou's house and asked if he could help.
When Zhang Yu passed by, he found that he was not the only one watching. Several people had gathered in front of Zhou's house in front of him.
Based on a few words from the Zhou family, Zhang Yu slowly pieced together the truth of the matter.
When the truth came out, Zhang Yu shook his head and slapped his face hard, trying to believe that what he just heard was the truth and not someone telling a story.
It turned out that when the younger sister's throat gradually healed and she no longer needed to drink porridge every now and then, the boss of the Zhou family felt that her younger sister was suffering, and thought about doing something good to replenish her health.
Having learned the lessons from the last two times, the boss of the Zhou family did not dare to give his sister pastries and fish this time, so he decided to focus on eggs, thinking that eggs can never go wrong, right?
But just scrambled eggs are enough.
In fact, the eldest brother of the Zhou family thought about it for a long time, and finally settled on the green "garlic sprouts" on the bed.
In previous years, the Zhou family did not burn a kang, and simply relied on stoves and coal stoves for heating.
Later, when Zhang Yu and the others renovated their house, they arranged pits for the house. When the people in the courtyard took a look at it and tried it again, they thought it was very good. In winter, the kang was very warm, and when people lay down on it, they felt all over their bodies.
There is a sense of warmth in it.
Looking at it again, I can still hold the pot. When it rains, I no longer have to go to the corner and wait in line with others to use the pot.
Very good! So, almost all the families in the same courtyard made arrangements the next year.
Fortunately, their courtyards were not built strictly according to the old rules. Compared with the previous houses, they were much spacious. Many people couldn't support the pots inside the houses, so they put them outside the walls.
It's just that Zhang Yu looked a little guilty. He had a "good head". The house that was originally good and looked tall at first glance, after being messed with like this, it really looked like a large courtyard after being built haphazardly in later generations.
Fortunately, the warlord who built this house left a place with a variety of flowers and plants in order to be elegant, so the lighting of each household was not affected.
Having said that, let us bring the topic back.
Aunt Zhou's kang was installed a year later than others, and this winter was the first time it was used. The house was quite warm, so she put some soil in a small box and planted some "garlic seedlings" on the top of the kang.
Seeing the "garlic sprouts" growing up, the eldest brother of the Zhou family's eyes lit up. He immediately cut the "garlic sprouts" and made a plate of scrambled eggs with "garlic sprouts" for his sister.
Because the doctor told his sister to get more rest, after the eldest brother of the Zhou family finished cooking, he served some food first and asked his sister to eat first and then rest early.
The eldest brother of the Zhou family was also willing to give it up. He cooked more than half a plate of scrambled eggs with garlic sprouts, and forced his sister to cut off most of them, which moved people to tears.
Aunt Zhou's daughter went to rest after eating.
When the rest of the Zhou family came back, they looked at some scrambled eggs with "garlic sprouts" left on the table. After eating radish and cabbage all winter, the Zhou family's eyes lit up. After washing their hands, they quickly sat down at the table to taste this rare treat.
green vegetables.
There wasn't much left, so the Zhou family only had two chopsticks to eat, and there was nothing left.
Before the Zhou family asked where the "garlic sprouts" came from, the eldest son of the Zhou family spoke first: "Mom, the garlic sprouts you planted on the kang are very good, but there are a few. I will get two more someday.
Box, and also grow some garlic seedlings on the roof, which can also add vegetables to the home in winter."
As soon as these words came out, Aunt Zhou looked at her eldest son in surprise: "Garlic sprouts, where did our family get garlic sprouts?"
Aunt Zhou touched her head and was confused. Why didn’t she remember what garlic seedlings she had planted?
The boss of the Zhou family pointed to the room and said matter-of-factly: "Isn't that the garlic seedling? Didn't you, mother, plant the garlic seedling?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the second son of the Zhou family stood up immediately, ran back to the house and looked at the "garlic sprouts" that had been cut, and his head was covered immediately.
After a while, the second child of the Zhou family, who had regained his consciousness a little, stumbled out of the house, looked at the eldest brother with a hopeful look on his face, and asked tremblingly: "Brother...brother, our sister didn't eat this dish, right?"
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"How is that possible?" As soon as these words came out, the second eldest brother of the Zhou family breathed a sigh of relief, and then the eldest brother's next words sent him to hell.
