Chapter 45: On the way to sleep, there are always people blocking
Xiao Dezi:???I suddenly felt like I was punched in cotton.
Xiao Dezi thought to himself, is this the reaction that Miss Aman should have? Did he hear it correctly?
He rubbed his eyes and confirmed that it was true! Immediately, Xiao Dezi recited a sentence in the direction of Haohan Palace with sincerity: "Your Majesty is wise, and your Majesty knows things like a god!"
Immediately afterwards, I heard Shangguan Qingluan say to Aman: "Congratulations!"
Aman responded: "I will definitely practice this skill to perfection!"
Shangguan Qingluan reminded hurriedly: "Remember not to be too brave, be gentle, and don't torment His Majesty until he can't sleep well."
Xiao Dezi:!!!
Xiao Dezi automatically imagined the scene of Aman on top and the Cang Wolf King below. He muttered silently in his heart: It turns out that Miss Aman is so brave! It seems that His Majesty is very lucky this time. Unexpectedly, Miss Aman
He is actually so proactive and can lead the whole process. And his technology has reached the level of perfection? It’s amazing. The future is endless! Unfortunately, he is a eunuch and has no clinical experience. He doesn’t understand. Uh... Let’s go. This is really not the case.
What a eunuch should be thinking about is so nerve-wracking!
Xiao Dezi just like this, dragging his mutilated body, walking in confusion on this road full of regrets.
Looking at Xiao Dezi's retreating back, Aman asked: "Just now, Eunuch De told me to prepare well. So, according to Eunuch De, what preparations do I need to make?"
Shangguan Qingluan pondered for a moment and said, "Your Majesty has a complete set of chess pieces in his palace. In fact, you can just bring someone there."
Ah Man's big eyes wandered around, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and said: "Ah! I know, I have something to bring. This thing is absolutely necessary for sleeping. Some mosquitoes repel mosquitoes, but no mosquitoes repel evil people.
"
Shangguan Qingluan followed Aman's gaze and also locked on the Jianzhi that came from Concubine Yuan.
Shangguan Qingluan felt that his neck was so stiff that he couldn't break it back. Shangguan Qingluan asked in disbelief: "Isn't that thing you are talking about the mallet?"
Ah Man blinked his eyes and nodded seriously.
Shangguan Qingluan was so shocked that he opened his mouth and said, "Isn't that necessary? Are there any evil people in your majesty's palace?"
Ah Man's eyes flashed: "It's hard to say, if there are no evil people, why would there be evil dogs?"
Shangguan Qingluan nodded with a simple expression: "Well, in such a serious and serious matter as sleeping in bed, one must be more careful in order to protect His Majesty. I believe that Your Majesty will feel very safe with you by his side.
.Probably, he can have a peaceful sleep, right?"
Ah Man followed Shangguan Qingluan in a good-natured manner and said, "Maybe. I have my own way to make him sleep peacefully." Indeed, he refused to sleep, so why not just knock him out? This would save the evil guy from the Cang Wolf King from making a fuss.
She plays chess.
Shangguan Qingluan asked slightly worriedly: "But, will they let you bring weapons into the palace?"
Aman said: "This is not a weapon. Didn't your Majesty send this thing? I just borrowed it to knock on sutras and recite Buddha's name." The person who was knocking might be Canglang King, a big wooden fish with human flesh, and he was knocking loudly.
Bang, bang, bang.
So, Aman, who carried Jianzhi and declared that he was ready, set off to the Yangxin Hall with great pride.
On the way, several young eunuchs rushed to meet him. They were so anxious that they were almost sweating.
The little eunuchs trotted with Aman all the way, nagging in Aman's ears: "Beauty, are you going to pass like this? No need to take a bath or change clothes?"
Ah Man said: "Didn't I take a shower last night? It's not time to take a shower now. Besides, my clothes are fine. Why are you changing clothes? Do you still want me to find my bundt?"
After saying that, Aman put Jianzhi on the ground with one hand and stood still. Speaking of the bloody bundt, Aman really missed it. That was her battle robe! The garment of a hundred battles, wear it as it is.
Chess, this way it will be more exciting to arrange troops in the chess game!
The little eunuchs had a vague feeling of badness. They wisely did not respond to Aman's words, and they no longer mentioned the matter of bathing and changing clothes.
After running with him for a while, another little eunuch followed closely and said: "Beauty, beauty, why don't you take this thing with you? I might accidentally hurt your majesty. Anyone approaching your majesty must be a guard with a sword in front of him.
, otherwise you will be required to see the dragon and remove your armor."
Aman continued to support Jianzhi and walked nonchalantly, saying as he walked: "He is not a dragon."
"Hiss~" Suddenly and unprepared to hear such unbridled words, the little eunuchs couldn't help but take a breath.
Aman continued: "I am not a. This is a sacred artifact given by Your Majesty to Concubine Yuan. Didn't Aunt Xi say that seeing your Majesty's things is like facing the king directly. How dare you treat the sacred artifact sent by the Canglang King?
Disrespectful."
"Hiss~" The little eunuchs took another breath. Ah Man put them in a difficult position.
And the little eunuch said unwillingly: "Beauty, shouldn't we wrap you in a quilt and carry you away when you are sleeping?"
Ah Man paused and cast a dissatisfied glance at the little eunuch who said this: "You think I'm crippled? Neither Shangguan Gui nor Wusun Changzai are treated like this!"
The little eunuch naturally understood that the reason why Shangguan Gui and Wusun Changzai did not receive such treatment was because His Majesty did not order it and they did not need it. However, this great Yuezhi beauty, Eunuch De had hinted to them, and now His Majesty was afraid that he was going to do it for real.
Yes, let them serve you well.
However, now that Aman's talk has come to this point, it seems that it cannot be justified for them to favor one over the other.
Just when the eunuchs were in trouble, a butterfly kite suddenly flew into the sky. It was a very big butterfly kite.
The kite held a thick string and hit Aman head-on.
It turned out that the noble concubine Niu Colu Ruyue couldn't sit still when she heard that there was a new concubine to sleep with. Usually, when a concubine was asked to sleep with her, it was just the Canglang King who came to their palace and left. This
This kind of thing is common and has never been taken seriously.
But ever since she heard that Shangguan Qingluan and Wusun Lanyu were actually brought back to the Yangxin Palace, Niu Colu Ruyue knew that the Cang Wolf King was probably coming for real this time.
Niu Colu Ruyue said with itch in her teeth: "How dare you disturb the harem? Your Majesty is not serious about me, but you are serious about them."
Niu Colu Ruyue was very afraid that if any concubine in the harem would be favored, or even give birth to a dragonborn first, her status as a noble concubine would be in jeopardy. So she decided to take advantage of it first.
She had Shangguan Qingluan and Wusun Lanyu's food mixed with anti-pregnant medicine. When she learned that Aman was the next concubine to sleep with, she even decided to cause trouble for Aman on the way.
Niu Colu Ruyue vowed to nip everything in the cradle. This sentence was told to her by Tong Jiayuying at the beginning, and she thought it was very reasonable. Later, at the suggestion of Tong Jiayuying, she sent it to Yuan Fei Qi.
A sachet containing musk. It was this series of preventive operations that allowed her to ascend to the position of noble concubine. After being promoted to noble concubine, she rewarded her for her merits, and she also promoted Tong Jia Yuying to do the work in front of the Cang Wolf King.
A Zhaorong.
This time, with the help of Tong Jiayuying, she made such a big butterfly kite, which was sure to stop Aman halfway.
Seeing the kite falling from the sky and flying closer and closer, the little eunuchs said: "Look, there is a big bird coming from the sky!" "No, no, that's a kite!"
As a result, Aman put one hand on his waist and held a stick on the ground with the other, and said with an old-fashioned look on his face: "No, that's a big! Mosquito!" He had already told Guan Qingluan that there would be mosquitoes.
She didn't believe it.
Little Eunuch A:......
Little Eunuch B:……
Little Eunuch C:……
Anyway, no one has ever seen this big butterfly-like mosquito!!!
The kite flew lower and lower, and finally hit us head-on. Several young eunuchs covered their heads and squatted down in surprise.
I saw that the Lord who referred to butterflies as mosquitoes was still standing there majestic and motionless.
Just when the eunuchs were hesitating whether to pounce on Ah Man to protect the master and perform a great service, Ah Man raised the "holy weapon" given by the Cang Wolf King. With just a light and skillful wave, she
Condescendingly stepping on the big kite underfoot.
The young eunuchs immediately breathed a sigh of relief and quickly stood up and praised Aman fiercely.
At this moment, Niu Colu Ruyue and Tong Jiayuying trotted over with the spool.
However, Niu Colu Ruyue pointed at Aman's feet with a look of success, and said: "Oh, my kite..."
Ah Man lightly swept the non-existent dust on his feet and said: "Ah, my feet!"
Tong Jiayuying:!!!
Niu Colu Ruyue stabilized her mind, adjusted her posture again, rushed over in shock, picked up the big butterfly kite, and checked with regret to see if it was damaged.
Seeing this, Aman had to carefully check whether his feet were injured. After checking, he had to check whether the chicken was damaged or not. Ouch!
After confirming that the kite was intact, Niu Colu Ruyue looked at Tong Jia Yuying in despair, as if she was asking Tong Jia Yuying for help?
Tong Jiayuying frowned, stepped forward smartly, and looked at the kite.
After a while, I finally saw her looking like she had succeeded.
Just listen to Tong Jiayu Yingzhi say with satisfaction: "Here, look, the imperial concubine's kite has been stepped on and dirty by you."
Aman also followed up and said: "Well, look, the soles of my shoes have been stained by your kite." There was no way, Aman didn't know such a superb porcelain terminology, so he had to follow others' opinions and learn a little bit. As the saying goes.
, Live and learn as you go, a gentleman remains calm in the face of danger, and when we are walking among three people, I must be my teacher!
Tong Jiayuying was robbed by Aman again and was left speechless:!!!
At this time, Niu Colu Ruyue was still calm. With her strong aura from having been in the high position of a noble concubine for many years, she spoke domineeringly towards Ah Man.
Niu Colu Ruyue asked: "Is your worn-out shoes more valuable, or my kite?"
Ah Man said: "Is your broken kite more valuable, or my shoes?"
Niu Colu Ruyue was furious, Tong Jiayuying took a step forward and explained seriously: "Of course the imperial concubine's kite is more expensive. You see, it is well made, which shows that a lot of manpower and material resources have been spent!"
Ah Man said: "My shoes were issued by the palace. I don't know whether they are well made, but do you dare to say that the items in your majesty's harem are inferior?"