Chapter 132 The power of God is given to the world (34k)
Author: Kanmeng01
Chapter 132 The power of God is given to the world (3.4k)
One person, one cat, vegetable market.
Nowadays, it cannot be said that cat owners take their cats shopping everywhere, but it is still common.
However, it is not in a "space capsule" bag, but a cat squatting firmly on a person's shoulder. It looks pure black, but its fur has a layer of red under the sunlight. Such a situation is definitely rare.
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And when this person chats with cats from time to time and seems to have a smooth conversation, this situation makes people easily wary, thinking that this person may be the leader of the Cat Cult or a senior high priest.
However, fortunately, if you look carefully, the person the mysterious cat is crouching over also has a face as beautiful as a crown jewel, he is majestic, handsome but not feminine, and handsome but not vulgar, which makes people think that such a handsome person is doing something strange.
Things must have their own reasons... This world of looking at faces really doesn't make people happy.
Fortunately, you don’t have to worry about meeting any girls asking for their contact information at the vegetable market this morning. Most of the people who come to the vegetable market at this time are definitely not of this age, and most people of Du Kang’s age prefer to go to the supermarket to buy food—
— Mainly because I don’t know how to haggle, and I’m too lazy to haggle. I’m worried about being ripped off and don’t know, so I might as well just go to the supermarket and buy something with a clearly marked price.
Du Kang knows how to haggle, but he usually doesn't bother to haggle. He comes to the vegetable market to buy because he thinks there is a lot of fresh food here, many of which are raised or grown by the sellers themselves, and are picked or sold on the same day.
"How is this fish? I think it's good." Du Kang stared at the group of energetic fish in the fish pond for a while, pointed to one, and asked.
"Grass carp has many thorns and is not tasty." Xiao Xuan expressed his opinion.
We all know that cats eat fish and are very good at eating fish, but in fact, there is nothing special about the structure of a cat’s oral cavity, and it is easy to get stuck by fish bones. It just depends on the level of fish eating... Although cats who eat fish can get stuck by fish bones.
Cats are indeed very disdainful.
Of course, with Xiao Xuan's level, it's impossible for something like that to happen, but if you can be as relaxed as possible, who would want to bother?
Of course, to outsiders, it sounds like Xiao Xuan glanced in the direction Du Kang pointed and then meowed. This is a universal spell used by Du Kang, which makes the sound made by Xiao Xuan appear to others.
It sounds like a normal cat meow.
Even if it is like this, it is inevitable that people will look at him... It seems that he can understand such questions and answers, which is naturally quite surprising.
Du Kang didn't take this to heart. Anyway, as long as Xiao Xuan didn't speak, the word would be nothing more than "a tenth-level expert in cat language and a spiritual mysterious cat", and it would have no impact.
Of course, it's impossible to take a video. Du Kang can make them just black out the camera when they want to take a picture, which is also very simple.
"What about this one?" Du Kang selected another one and asked.
"It's not too fresh anymore," Xiao Xuan said, looking at the wildly twisting fish, "It's a bit like returning to the past."
"Oh," Du Kang quickly made the wisest choice. He stretched out his hand to signal Xiao Xuan to jump up, and then placed it on top of the fish pond, "Then you can catch it yourself?"
Let the cat choose its own fish, which is of course the most reasonable thing to do.
Xiao Xuan was self-conscious and squatted on Du Kang's hand for a while. Then he grabbed the water with his right front paw like lightning and grabbed a fish that was bigger than his body. It looked like a huge contrast.
One can't help but wonder if something went wrong somewhere.
"Is this fish okay, boss?" Du Kang stretched out his hand in front of the case, and Xiao Xuan also hugged the big crucian carp with his two front paws in time and stretched it forward. The relatively slender cat paws pressed it down easily.
It caught the crucian carp that was jumping randomly, and it didn't even move at all, without any up or down or shaking. It was easy to ignore that Du Kang's hand holding Xiao Xuan and the crucian carp didn't move at all.
"...Yes, of course...you are such an amazing cat!"
The boss finally came to his senses and carefully took the fish from Xiaoxuan's claws. He almost missed the hold and let the fish jump to the ground. He used his decades of fish-killing skills to steadily capture it.
Press and hold.
"Xiao Xuan is indeed powerful." Du Kang nodded.
The mysterious cat who became a mountain god can also transform into a tiger, which can occupy a lot of space in mythological stories.
Because he was preparing to make braised pork, Du Kang did not let the boss slaughter it, but prepared to take it home and process it himself. This meant he was giving up on experiencing the exclusive five-star customer service of Southern Grocery Shopping.
There are many differences between the north and the south in various aspects, even when it comes to buying vegetables. For example, in the south, you can choose the quantity you want when buying vegetables, and they can also provide services such as washing, peeling, cutting, and butchering, such as dicing meat.
, chicken feet, nails cut, corn cobs cut into corn kernels... some of them are even processed before they are sold.
In the north, it is said that these services are generally not provided. If you ask for too much, you may be considered to be looking for trouble.
"Electricity? Thunder and lightning?"
"It can be understood that it has become another kind of 'spiritual power' that ordinary people have mastered. It can be used in many things and provides energy for the operation of many things. For example, the TV that is being played now, as well as electric lights, and even the ones you watched before
The parts inside the car... In short, the lives of most ordinary people nowadays are basically inseparable from electricity."
Du Kang was cooking while answering the endless questions for Xiao Xuan. Anyway, in terms of his ability, he could do two things at once, which was no different from usual, so there was no burden, let alone because of Xiao Xuan's
There are so many problems and I feel troublesome, but I actually enjoy it a little bit.
When explaining these things to Xiao Xuan, he had to convert them into spiritual power and spells. In this way, it felt like ordinary people could do things that gods could do in the past in another way, which was very interesting. And
, and it will also allow Du Kang to have a deeper understanding of the relationship between the two, which will surely be useful when he teaches the students at the Guangxi North Anomaly Investigation Branch.
Kill two birds with one stone, why not?
"No wonder the lives of ordinary people have undergone such huge changes. It turns out that the abilities of gods have been extended to the world."
Xiao Xuan squatted on the edge of the sink, wagging his tail and talking, while watching Du Kang's action of gutting the fish, and giving instructions from time to time. As a cat, he must know which parts of the fish are delicious and which parts can be discarded.
Lose.
"Basically, it can be understood this way." Du Kang thought for a while and said with a smile, "The telephone is the art of sound transmission for thousands of miles, the airplane is the art of flying, and the car and high-speed rail are also the art of traveling thousands of miles a day... Converted in this way, it seems to be almost the same.
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"It's really amazing..." Xiao Xuan sighed, "Can I learn it?"
"Of course. In fact, the learning tools I bought for you are almost here." Du Kang blinked, raised the fish in his hand that was being gutted, and said, "Go get it yourself, it's a gift from me.
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"I'll go, there's no elevator on the seventh floor, what are you doing..." the takeaway runner complained, unaware of how many security checks he had just passed. He came to the door and was about to knock on the door. He had just stretched his hand halfway, and the door opened.
As soon as the lock moved, the door opened by itself.
"Hey, hello, your errand order..." The errand boy said subconsciously, and then stopped mid-sentence because when he looked forward, he didn't see anyone.
Then, who opened the door for me just now?
Fortunately, there was plenty of sunshine in broad daylight instead of darkness at night, otherwise the runner would have had to play songs like "Good Days" in a panic and then quickly escape downstairs.
"Meow~" A cat meowed and the runner came back to his senses. He looked down and saw a mysterious cat staring at the box in his hand.
To be fair, if it were really night, this black cat and those meowing cats would really scare the errand boy out of his mind.
"Ah, that's my cat, just give him your phone!" Du Kang's voice came from the kitchen, "Tail number 2305!"
"Oh, yes, right, good..." The errand runner swore that he had delivered so many orders and met so many customers, but this was the first time he had let his cat come to pick up things... The key is that the mobile phone box is so big,
How can a cat take it? A dog can still bite it!
Before the runner could react and speak, Xiao Xuan became a little impatient. He bounced slightly and hooked his paw forward. The runner felt that his hand was empty. When he looked again, the box was already hooked by Xiao Xuan's paw.
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I don't know if it was an illusion, but the runner felt that he could vaguely see the mysterious cat waving its claws towards him, with an impatient expression on his face for some reason, and then he jumped and hooked again...
…Then the door closed on its own.
Errand runner: “???”
What a ghost in broad daylight?
After coming back to his senses, he boldly confirmed the address again, and the errand boy immediately ran downstairs as fast as he could in his life.
Xiao Xuan didn't care so much. After getting the phone box, he jumped on the table and started to open it in front of Du Kang. With the sharpness of cat's claws, he didn't need any scissors to cut through the tape and plastic film, and Du Kang
It was only necessary to explain where the switch was. Xiao Xuan played with it for a while and gradually got used to how to operate it.
After all, this mobile phone can only be understood as a "magic weapon" that uses electricity. It is not like a magic weapon that can be directly operated with thoughts. The advantage is that it can use electricity instead of spiritual power, and its functions are relatively
There are many more ordinary magic weapons... In short, as long as you accept its essence and use Xiao Xuan's knowledge, it couldn't be easier to play with this thing.
For a moment, the cat was playing with the mobile phone and the man was disemboweling the fish and cooking, which seemed quite harmonious.
As for literacy, there is no need to worry. There are traditional Chinese characters in the mobile phone system, and there are many similarities between traditional and simplified characters, and the context can be basically understood. As for writing itself, it is not difficult for Xiaoxuan, and there is also a voice input function.
, extremely convenient.
Of course, the phone card must still be from Du Kang. With the current situation, we can't really get an ID card for Xiaoxuan to register a phone card or something... This is probably equivalent to waiting until the gods fully recover and return, and the country launches relevant policies.
...Maybe it can set a precedent? Du Kang planned to ask Han Wei later.
"Xiao Xuan, I'm going to take a nap. How about you help me look for anything strange later?" It was almost noon, Du Kang looked at Xiao Xuan and asked.
Finally, this point can be confirmed... Du Kang could not find anyone else to do this before, but Xiao Xuan could trust him.
"What's weird?" Xiao Xuan was stunned.
"It's just all kinds of unusual phenomena. If there are any, tell me when I wake up." Du Kang said.
"Okay." Although he didn't quite understand, Xiao Xuan still nodded obediently and agreed.
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After he stroked the cat's head and was satisfied, Du Kang lay down on the bed, picked up his phone, clicked the button "Continue special emergency shift", and fell into a deep sleep with the sleepiness that came over him.
Xiao Xuan tilted his head slightly: "Did you fall asleep so soon?"
After looking at it for a long time, I didn't find anything unusual. However, Xiao Xuan didn't continue playing with his phone. He continued to squat next to the pillow, swaying his long tail.
