Chapter 23 Let’s just change the name to Sending Zi Land! (Please support me with monthly votes and follow up~)
Author: Kanmeng01
Chapter 23 Let’s just change the name to Sending Zi Land! (Please support me with monthly votes and follow up~)
"You have to be skillful when working. It's not advisable to do it blindly!" Du Kang shook his head and sighed.
This is just like when food delivery services first appeared. There were so many orders there. Simply picking them up one by one and delivering them one by one would not only take a lot of time, but also waste energy and energy. The limited time
The number of items that can be delivered will be reduced.
If you are a little smarter, pick up a batch first, plan an area, and deliver them in order according to the shortest route, you can greatly improve efficiency.
This should be a method that normal people can think of, but I don’t know if Tu Tugong didn’t expect it or not. Anyway, Du Kang judged from checking his “prayer” completion records that he probably just did whatever he saw, and then got tired.
He works so hard that he can only complete one or two "prayer"s a day. In addition, he is an "old god", his physique cannot keep up, and his magic power is low, so it is reasonable for him to be tired.
If you are smarter, you can try some high-end operations... Du Kang had a preliminary idea in his mind.
"The Earth God needs to complete the "prayer" to obtain incense so that the assessment at the end of the month can meet the standards... What about the other gods?" Du Kang thought thoughtfully.
"There are so many gods, and each has a different division of labor. Since the land has public performance requirements, there is no reason why other gods don't have it.
The functions of many gods are overlapping. What Tu Tu Gong can do can actually be done by other gods, and some gods are much more professional than Tu Tu Gong in doing the corresponding things!"
The more Du Kang thought about it, the brighter his eyes became. Although it was just a preliminary idea, his intuition told him that this would definitely work!
"Then what happens next..."
Du Kang continued to look at the mountains of "prayer" through the stone seals, as if what he saw was not a lot of troubles, but a mountain of gold, silver, and incense!
[The widow in the north of the city is harassed by a lewd ghost and asks for shelter; Incense*3]
[Wife Village Dongwang Si’s wife Li is asking for a son; Incense*3]
[The wife of Yao Da from the east of Yaojia Village asks for a son; Incense*3]
[Tang Zheng’s wife in the west of Tangjia Village asks for a son; Incense*3]
"...You might as well change the name to Songzi Land!"
Du Kang glanced at the prayers and couldn't help complaining. He knew what was going on without even thinking about it. It must be that the person who prayed for a child before the land grant was too effective and spread the word... The problem is that this thing
He shouldn't have done it at all!
What's more, Du Kang doesn't know how to give a son away, so he can't end it himself, right? He doesn't have Prime Minister Cao's hobby!
“The most important point is that this will offend God!”
Du Kang shook his head. Cutting off a person's wealth is like killing his parents. Cutting off the incense of a god is probably a sworn enemy. Anyone with any brains can't do this, right?
The problem is that the landowner actually did this!
If he continues to do things the way he does, even if he doesn't collapse from exhaustion, he will probably be joined by other gods one day to slap him behind his back, or come to ask questions, or directly complain to the superiors... In short, there will be no good end.
Although he wanted to think about it, he kept on doing what he should do. Du Kang spent more than half an hour dividing all the "prayer" into seven parts, namely: evil spirits (need to exorcise evil spirits), bless peace (hunting)
(or transporting goods and doing business), prosperous wealth (doing business), harvesting grains (farming), fair judgment, punishing evil (fighting, bullying, etc.), seeking children, and guiding the soul (sending the deceased to the Temple of the City God to enter reincarnation in the underworld).
"The number of prayers for a child is enough to create a category! What on earth have you done!"
Du Kang had the urge to go back and ask the landowner directly.
"Others only asked for a child in the first year of junior high school, and now it has only been half a month. If it is not particularly effective, how can it be so widely publicized?"
"But the problem is, half a month, normally the fertilized egg has only just implanted for seven or eight days, right? It's hard to see with B-ultrasound, unless human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG) is detected in the blood...
…Is it possible that there was some ancient way to detect this?”
Du Kang once again lamented that the necessary information research during the writing process was really useful for accumulating various knowledge. For example, now, at least he can be sure that if he is only half a month pregnant, there will be no abnormalities in appearance at all.
In ancient times, there should be no conventional method to detect it during this time period, and it was basically necessary to feel the Ximai pulse after six to seven weeks of pregnancy.
"I hope nothing serious happened to me..." Du Kang sighed and determined the first destination of this trip.
Du Kang did not intend to start completing those "prayers" now. Although he was convinced that his ability to pray completely was far stronger than that of the Lord of the Land, he already had a better plan at this time that would allow him to do it more easily.
Complete the prayer and meet the assessment standards.
The first destination-Songzi Empress Temple.
There is a temple for the Empress Dowager in Guicheng...at least it existed in ancient times when Du Kang was living at this time.
Different from the "small and simple" Tu Tu Temple, the Song Zi Niang Niang Temple is much grander. It is not like the Tu Tu Temple, which is simply found on the roadside, with two stones as the wall, one stone as the roof, and a small pile of stones inside.
Or it could just be a statue, but it looks like a temple with an area of thirty or forty square meters.
What made Du Kang a little bit strange was that no one came in or out of the Temple of the Empress Dowager. At first glance, the incense was particularly deserted, and even the temple door was ajar.
This is the Temple of the Empress Dowager, and there is constant incense. It is normal for it to be extraordinarily strong!
Du Kang's heart skipped a beat.
bad!
It couldn't be that on the first day of the Lunar New Year, when Tu Tu Gong came out, all the incense believers were poached away!
Doesn't this go straight to the point of "immortal hatred"?
Du Kang hesitated for a moment. Originally, he planned to [transform] into the image of a land lord and pay a visit so that he could discuss matters directly. But in this situation, if he really did that, would he start fighting right after they met?
Well...very likely!
It’s not that I’m worried about not being able to beat her, but I think she has little fighting power (Note 1). As long as she doesn’t use any unheard-of “big pregnancy technique”, “staring someone pregnant”, “what is filial piety”,
What is love? Feel the greatness of maternal love - Pregnancy Gaze (the art of identification by the strong)." With such abilities, Du Kang said that he would definitely not panic!
Du Kang thought for a while and decided not to transform for the time being, and go in to see the situation.
So, he came to the temple, opened the door and entered.
What he saw was a lazy woman, dressed in rich clothes, half lying and half leaning on a sacred throne. She was holding a fresh and juicy peach in her hand. She took a bite and nodded with satisfaction.
Du Kang stopped where he was, stunned by this completely unexpected scene.
"Hey, it's a man? What's a man doing here?"
The woman on the throne squinted her eyes and looked at Du Kang. After she finished speaking, she took another bite of the peach...and then her chewing speed became slower and slower until she stopped completely.
The temple fell into a deathly silence for a while.
Half a moment.
As if seeking confirmation, the woman sat up straight and shook her hand holding the peach from side to side.
Du Kang's eyes followed the hand and turned.
"Can you see me??!" The woman was shocked, and her pretty face instantly turned redder than the peach in her hand.
Du Kang finally understood what was going on.
In later generations, this situation was called social death.
The social death this time came from the Concubine.
Note 1: The Son-Giving Lady is generally very strong, because the mainstream Son-Giving Lady is the three gods - Mazu, Nuwa, and Bixia Yuanjun (the daughter of the Emperor of Dongyue Taishan, Bixia Yuanjun, the immortal jade girl of Dongyue Taishan)
), but this aspect belongs to Du Kang’s knowledge blind spot, so he takes it for granted.
PS1: Test the water push and pull! Everyone must pursue it! Only by pursuing it can you advance!
PS2: Shared house diary↓
I have a gym card, but if I want to lose weight, I have to go and follow my diet.
There are benefits to Axue's private training. At least the private teacher will urge him to go to class every day, which will give him a reason to go to the gym, so I will go with him.
As the saying goes, practice 30% and eat 70%. I started buying corn to cook instead of rice.
The weight loss effect was remarkable. In just one month, I lost 5 pounds. When tested with a body fat meter, the body fat meter on my limbs returned to normal. Only my belly was still over the standard, and my muscle content also increased.
Axue, who consciously trained very hard, also took the test.
So...
Let's lose weight. I have indeed lost weight. Ashue also lost five pounds.
But...how does this increase in fat content and decrease in muscle content?!
To this day, I am still curious about how Xue trained to lose muscle and get fat... Didn't we go to exercise together? It doesn't make sense!
Or is it that that personal trainer has a unique training method that can achieve such incredible results?
