Chapter 31 Du Kang is not the God of Dionysus, the God of Ji gave Ji (seeking the moon)
Chapter 31 Du Kang is not the God of Dionysus, and the God of Ji gives him the Book of Ji! (Please vote for me to follow up~)
Author: Kanmeng01
Chapter 31 Du Kang is not the God of Dionysus, and the God of Ji gives him the Book of Ji! (Please vote for me to follow up~)
"You are not a landlady, who on earth are you!"
Ji Shen almost fainted from anger. His trembling old fingers pointed slightly away from Du Kang's direction and asked, "Is it fun to pretend to be a landlady and bully me?"
Ji Shen did not see through Du Kang's "disguise", so in his eyes, Du Kang looked like a very short little old man from the land.
Then, there was this little old man who took out a nine-foot-five-inch Qinglong Yanyue Sword and used it like a charm!
Apart from anything else, with your height, can you handle such a weapon?!
If you still think that Du Kang is a landowner and not someone else who is pretending to be one, that is called having an IQ problem!
"I am definitely not trying to bully the God of Ji with the power of Guan Gong."
Du Kang smiled lightly, took back the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, and bowed again: "It's just that Ji God, you have always said that I am a treacherous villain. When there is really no other way, I only thought of this method to prove myself. Ji God, please don't turn it upside down."
Right and wrong.”
Guan Gong, a being who combines "loyalty", "faithfulness", "righteousness" and "bravery", has been continuously regarded as a model and revered as a martial sage in the long history. He has so many titles that ordinary people cannot remember them all, even if they are
Just pick out a few from them, and they are also famous and deafening existences, such as - "The great emperor of the three realms to conquer demons, the mighty power of the distant Zhentianzun Guan Shengdijun", "The true essence manifests itself, Zhaoming Yihan Tianzun" and so on, their status is natural
He is one of the top ones among the immortals.
In comparison, although Ji Shen has a long history, it is very likely that he was born before the Yanhuang period, while Guan Gong was only gradually granted the title after the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. However, if we have to distinguish between high and low... the result is naturally needless to say.
However, Du Kang only emphasized one point from beginning to end, and took out the Qinglong Yanyue Sword just to prove that "I am not a treacherous villain", rather than to use Guan Gong's power to suppress people...to suppress gods.
You can't say that the person who taught Guan Gong the sword is a treacherous villain, right? Who are you looking down on?
"Am I confusing right and wrong? You...hum, I can't tell you anything!"
The God of Ji seemed to be an honest old farmer who worked the land, but he didn't expect that his words and deeds were similar. He probably realized that what Du Kang said was indeed correct, and that he really had no way to refute it. He was angry and tanned.
The redness caused by anger can be seen on the copper-darkened skin.
"It seems that I should have succeeded in self-certifying this time." Du Kang did not push me and said with a smile, "In that case, I will resign."
Without mentioning what the two of them had said before, as if nothing had happened, Du Kang turned around and left.
"Wait a minute," Ji God stopped Du Kang, "Why are you leaving? Do you want to pretend to be generous and make me fall into the situation of 'the god of betrayal'? I, Ji God, will definitely do what I promised, and put those things into practice."
Give me all the 'prayers', and I will take care of everything about agriculture and planting in the future!"
"I deeply admire the God of Ji who cares about people's lives and does things for the common people's 'prayer'." Du Kang smiled and said without hesitation in words of praise.
Although I don’t know what kind of grudges the God of Ji had with the previous social gods, they definitely have nothing to do with Du Kang. Therefore, according to common sense, if the God of Ji makes things difficult in every possible way, Du Kang will turn around and leave, or beat him without any shame.
There is nothing wrong with my face.
But Ji Shen's aggressiveness is really too weak. He only has a louder voice, and the worst word is "treacherous villain"... This kind of vocabulary is not as aggressive as the modern "little fool" or "little fool".
Basically the same, not only is it approximately equal to 0, it may also be a negative number in some cases, indicating praise.
In addition, the God of Ji also said that even if Du Kang did not come to him, he would try his best to protect the farmers' planting and production, but would not give Du Kang incense... In addition to this kind of anger, he would never forget his own responsibilities and fulfill all his responsibilities.
It was really hard for Du Kang to dislike what he was doing.
Therefore, after retreating to advance and allowing Ji Shen to take the initiative to complete the "prayer" as agreed, Du Kang also appropriately handed it over and concluded that the reason why Ji God completed the "prayer" was due to his due diligence and not on the bet.
If you lose, Ji Shen will step down.
"...Huh, you are good at talking. You have said all kinds of nice things..."
Ji Shen's expression softened a little, but he still had a straight face. After muttering something, he probably couldn't bear it anymore: "Hurry up and change your face back. Why are you still pretending to be in front of me now? You are doing a good thing and you have to bear it.
The face of that landlady is so disgusting!"
Du Kang couldn't help but laugh. What on earth had to happen to make him hate him so much?
There was really no need to persist any longer, so Du Kang lifted the [disguise]. Judging from Ji Shen's honest performance, he didn't seem to be going out to make a snitch, and there was a saying that even if he was really making a snitch,
, Du Kang is not panicking, after all, his salary has been received in advance, it is just that he may be sorry to the land owner...
"Isn't he a good-looking person? He is eight feet tall and has a great appearance. He is such a good young man. Why can't he think of pretending to be that landlady?" Ji Shen looked at Du Kang's appearance after removing the disguise, and his tone softened a lot, but his words
There was still some complaint in the question, "What do you call me, little friend?"
Du Kang was now completely convinced that the God of Ji was a good man, and all the attacks were against the Lord of the Earth!
"My surname is Du, and my name is Kang, Mu Tudu, and Guangli Kang." Du Kang introduced himself in a dumbfounded voice.
"Dukang, the God of Dionysus?!" Ji God's eyes widened and his throat surged.
"No, no, I just happen to have the same name. Ji God, don't get me wrong."
Du Kang quickly shook his head to explain, thinking - "Why do these gods all subconsciously think of Dionysus, or else I can just add this sentence when I introduce myself next time? Otherwise, I always feel like I have to repeat it every time, which is weird
It's strange, but if I don't add it, if the other party says, 'Of course I know you can't be Du Kang, the god of wine', won't it look a little embarrassing again?"
"Oh..." Ji Shen's disappointment was visible to the naked eye. He smacked his lips and said, "Then, why did Du Xiaoyou turn into a landlady and do these things?"
"The original Lord of the Land had just taken office, but because he was too eager to complete the assessment and meet the standards, all of a sudden..." Du Kang told the God of Ji the whole story.
"I had nothing to do, and I thought that the earth god was also kind-hearted, and wanted to complete it without going through any evil ways, but he had low magical power, just took office, and lack of experience, which hurt his origin. If he failed the assessment because of this, not only would it be a bit pitiful, but
And it’s not good for the common people who sincerely pray and work hard, so I wanted to help him. I also asked Ji Shen not to tell other people about this matter."
"Haha, all the old people in the land are such brainless idiots!" Ji Shen laughed loudly when he heard this, "Don't worry, little friend Du, I am definitely not the kind of person who talks nonsense, and just after hearing what little friend Du told me,
This thing already makes me very happy. For Du Xiaoyou’s sake, I will definitely fulfill those ‘wishes’!”
"In this case, of course it's the best." Although he had expected it, Du Kang still breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "Then I'll leave first, there are some other things that need to be done."
"Little friend Du, wait a minute."
The God of Ji called to Du Kang again, and when he turned his hand, a jade slip appeared in his hand and handed it to him, "I didn't recognize Du Xiaoyou's true identity before, and I offended him. Please don't blame me. I will take this as an apology."
"
"Actually, it doesn't matter...what is this?" Du Kang originally wanted to refuse. After all, he couldn't carry the physical object back, and it would be useless to take it. But when he saw that it was a bamboo slip made of jade, he subconsciously took it.
, asked curiously.
"This is - Ji Shu." Ji God replied with a smile.
PS: Shared house diary↓
The difference in body size often leads to some fun.
For example, A Xue is a big guy, but my body shape is pretty well-proportioned.
The shared house is in an old community, and parking spaces in the underground parking lot are scarce, so many cars are parked directly on the street in front of the community.
One time, A-Xue and I were about to go across the street, so I squeezed between the cars. When I turned around, A-Xue was nowhere to be seen. When I was confused, I suddenly saw A-Xue coming from the end of the side road.
We walked around on the zebra crossing.
I didn't think much about it for a while. When Axue arrived, I just sighed that Axue really obeyed the rules. But in fact, our street is a residential street and leads to a community. There are no traffic lights and there is no problem if you don't use zebra crossings.
As a result, Ashue answered me: "Is there a possibility that I just can't squeeze through?"
I observed Axue's body shape and found that it really makes sense.
Another one is Ah Xing. Ah Xue and I are both 1.8283 meters tall, and Ah Xing, according to him, is 1.7 meters tall and is very light. He said that when he walks, he stands taller than us.
There is a lot of pressure around me, and I feel like I am caught between two mountains.
Once, I went to a supermarket with a lot of people to buy something. We paid separately. Axue and I were the first to come out, so we waited for him at the door.
There were a lot of people, and A Xue and I looked eagerly, but we didn’t see A Xing come out.
I said, "Where are the A-Xing people? Aren't they just behind us?"
Axue: "I don't know. Maybe I added some more items and queued them up again?"
Azing standing in front of us: "What are you doing? What are you looking at?"
