Chapter 46 People on Moshang are like jade, a gentleman is unparalleled in the world!
Chapter 46: The stranger is like jade, the gentleman is unparalleled in the world! (Please read and vote for me~)
Author: Kanmeng01
Chapter 46: The stranger is like jade, the gentleman is unparalleled in the world! (Please read and vote for me~)
As for the middle-aged man who couldn't wait to see Du Kang, in this ancient world, he could only be the City God of Guicheng.
"Lord City God." Du Kang reacted. While greeting him, he took a look at the surrounding environment and found that he was in the Temple of the City God.
When Du Kang finished his shift last time, he ended up directly inside the City God's Temple, and now he was in the same position when he came back. No wonder the City God appeared in front of him immediately.
"I don't know how I appeared when I arrived? Did I appear suddenly like a flash, or was there an obvious movement like teleportation?" Du Kang thought to himself.
However, he did not ask this question, but asked another question.
"Lord Cheng Huang just said that I haven't been there for a long time. How long was it specifically?"
"It's probably just one hour and three quarters a day, a cup of tea, two snaps of your fingers, and three seconds." Cheng Huang replied without thinking, and then asked curiously, "I wonder...why Master Du asked this?"
"It's easy to lose track of time in the mountains, but it makes City God laugh." Du Kang smiled slightly, thinking that City God could have removed the "probably" from his words.
Even if it’s as accurate as a quarter or a cup of tea, it’s a bit outrageous to be able to say it in a snap of a finger (ten seconds) or in an instant (one second). How much do you want to get off work? It’s like a year if you put this time aside. It’s so calculated
clear!
Well, you have to understand these 007 gods who have been working for hundreds of years... Anyway, Du Kang has decided that even if he has the opportunity to be a god in the future, he will never become a god. Whoever wants to be a god can become one! It is not a part-time job.
Maybe part-time job!
"So it's like this, how can you laugh at it? It's too late for the little gods to envy you!" As expected, the city god understood it in the direction Du Kang said and believed it. The envy in his words was so strong that it almost overflowed.
As the saying goes, "One day in heaven, one year on earth", the "heaven" in it refers not only to the "Heavenly Palace", but also to existences such as cave heaven and blessed land. The flow of time in these places is different from that of the human world, and Du Kang also used this.
Use this to fabricate a reliable-sounding origin for yourself.
As for the fact that "a day in the sky and a year on the earth" may be just a legend, it did not exist even in ancient times when there were gods?
Du Kang doesn't think so. Apart from his own personal experience, he uses an easy-to-understand method that everyone can easily understand, which is Einstein's theory of relativity.
The special theory of relativity shows that the faster the speed, the slower the time. This is time dilation. The formula expressed is t'=t/√[1-(v/c)]; while the general theory of relativity shows that the greater the gravity, the faster time passes.
The slower it is, this is also time dilation. The formula expressed is t'=t*√(1-2GM/rc).
This is explained based on the speed of time passing in two reference systems (t and t'). There are also the speed of light, mass of celestial bodies, radius and gravitational constant that need to be substituted into the calculation. Everyone must understand it, so I won't elaborate on it.
"There's nothing to envy. It would be boring to stay here for a long time. Otherwise, what would I do here?" Du Kang sighed and then changed the subject and said with a smile, "Let's get down to business. I think you can't wait, Lord City God."
"Hahaha, it's true. The little god has been looking forward to it for a long time, and finally seeing that he can get what he wants, he can't restrain his excitement..."
There was a hint of obvious respect in the City God's attitude. Even if the two parties were in a completely free trading relationship, he still had to pay four times the incense he earned to exchange for Du Kang's things. It can be said that he spent hundreds of years
He was still willing to pay for his savings, but he was still happy with it. Not to mention that he now discovered that Du Kang might be a "celestial" god from the Paradise of Cave Heaven.
"Let me just say, how can ordinary people talk to Empress Taishan like that... Now I've made a profit!" Cheng Huang thought to himself.
Such a big boss, who only needs four times the salary of incense, can work for him, and can also guarantee the quality of work, and there will never be any problems. Maybe he can also build relationships through good performance... Cheng Huang even felt that, then
After hundreds of years without any hope of promotion, suddenly there was a little light!
As for why such a big boss would come to work for him when he had nothing to do and only get such a small reward? Cheng Huang was also puzzled, but when he came across the matter of vacation after get off work, this doubt was immediately put aside.
Anyway, the boss has nothing to do with himself. He is probably just bored, so he wants to find something new to do... He can’t really come here just for his own incense, right? You don’t need to think about it to know that it’s impossible, absolutely impossible.
!
"Ahem... Then, the little god is here to introduce you to the young master, what may need to be done when taking over the job, and also introduce the City God's Temple by the way?" the City God asked.
"Okay, I only know a little bit about the City God, and I would like to ask the City God to describe it in more detail." Du Kang nodded.
"This is natural, natural!" The City God nodded fiercely, and then hesitated slightly, "I heard from the empress before that the young master can transform into the appearance of a small god and serve as his substitute..."
"Oh, I forgot." Du Kang slapped his head and cast [Disguise]. This time it was not through the system. The last time he clearly realized that the [Disguise] provided by the system was also a spell, Du Kang remembered it.
That's how the spell works.
"It seems like this..." Du Kang thought to himself and used the disguise technique.
In just the blink of an eye, the City God saw Du Kang transforming into himself in front of his eyes.
"Hiss, the master's transformation technique is really unpredictable. The little god can't see any flaws. It's just... it's like looking in a mirror!" The city god took a breath, and a spiritual light flashed in his eyes.
, obviously using some kind of magic similar to "Spiritual Eye Technique", but he still couldn't see through it, so he sighed sincerely from the bottom of his heart.
"Little Doyle." Du Kang smiled slightly, and suddenly another idea came to his mind.
"The [Disguise] provided by the system has the restriction that it can only disguise the client, and I am not releasing [Disguise] through the system... Logically speaking, it seems that it shouldn't be subject to this restriction, right? It just needs to be slightly modified.
Change……"
As the spiritual power fluctuated slightly according to his heart, the city god saw that Du Kang had changed back to his original appearance, but this time, he was dressed in a green shirt and had long hair like ink!
The characteristics of jade-like skin and majestic appearance were all brought out under this long-haired green shirt, as if Du Kang was born to be dressed like this.
"Ah..." Du Kang touched his long hair and green shirt without leaving a trace, feeling the smooth feel, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Did the disguise technique use the effect of the transformation technique?"
With this thought in mind, Du Kang had no intention of changing back, so he smiled and said to the City God: "You can't let your subordinates see the two of you, Lord City God. When I officially start taking over, I will change again."
"That's what the young master said."
The city god cupped his hands and couldn't help but say, "When I saw the young master dressed like this today, I realized that there really is a person in the world who fits the description in that song..."
"Oh? What is it?" Du Kang asked with great interest.
"The people in Mo are like jade, and the gentleman is unparalleled in the world!"
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Shared house diary↓
When I ate at the buffet last time, I already felt a little bloated even though I hadn't eaten much.
Something was wrong. When I realized this, I carefully investigated the cause and found that I was wearing the wrong pants when I went out. I was wearing a pair that was a little tight at the waist!
But there was nothing I could do at this time, so I sighed and told Asue and Asing about this matter, and then said: "I suddenly had a business idea. Look, there are so many artifacts on the market.
We can also develop a buffet artifact, which works by using a loop to open the waistband, to help those who forget to wear the right pants to eat at the buffet, and it will definitely be a big seller!"
Ashue thought for a long time and put forward a quite constructive proposal.
"Well, why don't you just take off your pants?" he said.
