Chapter 55 The first day of Chenghuang's vacation - going bankrupt!
Chapter 55 The first day of the City God’s vacation—going bankrupt! (Please give me a monthly ticket to follow up~)
Author: Kanmeng01
Chapter 55 The first day of the City God’s vacation—going bankrupt! (Please give me a monthly ticket to follow up~)
"We only brewed three bowls in total? The output is a bit low."
"Hey, hey, shouldn't we be sighing at this time? What kind of wine can make all living beings in the three realms, gods, gods, Buddhas, demons and ghosts drunk all over again? What does it mean that the output is a little low? It doesn't hurt to stand and talk.
Come on!" Shi Yuye said angrily.
"The legend...well, the main reason is that what you said, Miss Shi, is too high-end, and there is no chance of obtaining it at all. Is it really possible for that kind of legendary wine to exist?" Du Kang laughed.
He smiled and asked, "What happened after that? Did Bacchus never make that kind of wine again?"
"After that, the God of Dionysus disappeared." Shi Yuye said.
"Gone?" Du Kang was stunned.
"Yes, otherwise why do you think they would ask you if you are the God of Dionysus when they hear your name? It is said that no gods or people can find the God of Dionysus after that, and they have even forgotten what the God of Dionysus looks like.
I don’t know if he was too drunk, and I don’t know where he went. It’s very strange, but I can be sure that God is still there..."
Shi Yuye said: "This matter is too far away from me. I also heard what my sister said."
"...Is it possible that he is too tired of going to work, so he wants to skip work permanently?" Du Kang thought for a while and came up with a guess.
"Well, Mr. Du, your idea is very novel, and it is a possibility!" Shi Yuye said thoughtfully, "Permanently skipping work..."
"Calm down, Miss Shi, calm down! It's good to skip work for a while, and it's always good to skip work all the time... No, it's okay to run away for a while, but it's not good to run away permanently!"
Du Kang quickly stopped Shi Yuye's little plan. Although Shi Yuye's current work status is no different from permanently skipping work. He may only be in his position for one or two days a month and at most three or four days, but in essence
, there is still a fundamental difference.
Escaping for more than twenty days a month, as long as he doesn't cause any big trouble, Shi Yuye's status is just a small problem that he can casually ignore. Maybe everyone does this, but leaving completely is probably against the system.
It’s a matter of principle!
Du Kang didn't know how the system that deities needed to go to work came about, but it didn't take much to figure out that there were naturally reasons why so many deities with powerful abilities and origins still needed to abide by this rule.
"Don't worry, I still know the difference between right and wrong, it's just a random thought." Shi Yuye waved his hands and said with a smile.
"Huh..." Du Kang breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, Ji Shen also happened to arrive, and Du Kang's spiritual power, which led him, transformed into spiritual power and returned to the earth.
"My little friend and the Lady who gave birth to children are here." Ji Shen greeted him in a friendly manner. Probably since he found out that Du Kang had obtained the complete "She Ji Shu", his attitude became more and more friendly.
On the way here, Du Kang's spiritual incarnation had already explained to Ji God that Shi Yuye was coming with him. He said that he had been favored by Shi Yuye and had promised Shi Yuye to call her if he had anything interesting to do. And this time it was
Thinking that Shi Yuye, as the concubine, might have never been involved in this kind of thing, she might find it interesting, so I called her.
This explanation is mainly to avoid Ji Shen from having the idea of "Dukang felt that I alone could not handle it, so he had to call more people"... Shi Yuye's reaction before proved this, the gods also want to save face, "
"If you don't call me, do you look down on me?" and "If you call me and call others, do you think they can't trust me?" There are also these emotions!
"I've met the God of Ji~" Shi Yuye smiled and waved lively. With her divine connection, it can be imagined that her dealing skills are absolutely perfect.
"The old farmer seems to be arriving at his residence soon. How about we go to the nearby area together now. If there is any unexpected situation, we can quickly take control of it as soon as possible. How about it?" Du Kang detected the old farmer's movements in his consciousness and spoke.
He said, "Just in time, the civil and military judges in the City God's Temple and the help from the Six Ministries have arrived. I have already communicated with them and asked them to deploy their defenses carefully. I don't have any worries anymore."
Ji Shen and Shi Yuye naturally had no objection, and the two gods began to rush towards the old farmer's location.
"By the way, you are talking about the help brought by the Civil and Military Judges and the Six Divisions... What about the City God?" On the way, Shi Yuye suddenly remembered this question and asked, "Didn't you inform him?"
"Cheng Huang has worked for so many years and finally got a chance to take a vacation. This happened not long after he left. If he was called back at this time, he would be very uncomfortable. Maybe he would collapse.
It's possible," Du Kang said, explaining the reason he had already thought of, "so I thought I might as well not call him."
"Really? But, Mr. Du, why do I feel like you have thought of another point?"
Shi Yuye raised his eyebrows and said: "It would be fine if this kind of thing is just a small fuss. If it is determined that the evil heretic behind it is a big problem and we solve it, there will be a large reward after the review... At that time you
How many times the salary determined after bargaining with the City God is the incense you get when you are on duty?"
"Ahem... This can be regarded as an aspect. As expected, I can't hide it from Miss Shi," Du Kang blinked and said, "The multiple is four times. However, I didn't get it through bargaining. The city god said it himself.
.”
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this is still the first day, and such a big thing happened, four times... I'm afraid the City God might have gone bankrupt if it hadn't been the first day of vacation!"
Shi Yuye and Du Kang looked at each other and laughed "hehe" at the same time.
"What...are you talking about? Substitute? Yes, where is the City God? Wait, little friend, are you acting as substitute for the City God now?"
Ji Shen, who was listening on the side, finally figured out what the two were talking about, thought for a moment, and said: "Huh, even so, the City God still has to thank you, little friend. Although he may have to deliver a lot of incense, his achievement is
To be honest, it will be counted on him, and maybe he will have the opportunity to rise further because of this, so he doesn’t have to stay here anymore..."
When Du Kang and Shi Yuye heard this, they were immediately in awe of God Ji. He was worthy of being one of the oldest members in this immortal system. They immediately saw the most critical point - the reward is secondary, and the position can be improved.
Moving is the most important thing!
…
"Crunch..."
I got up early in the morning and hurried on, arrived at noon, sold the pears and came back, and dusk had fallen. Today, the pears were sold faster than before, otherwise it would have been at least midnight by the time the farmer came back.
Although he pushed the cart for a long distance, the old farmer did not look tired. After doing farm work for a long time, he naturally got used to it. If it were some young people in later generations, he would not be able to finish the work.
In addition, even if I finish my work and walk such a long way to my house, I will probably have to lie down in bed and fall asleep immediately.
The old farmer took his time, looked around, returned to the house, closed the door, opened a wooden cabinet, and took out something.
Du Kang and Ji Shen, who were already observing nearby, Shi Yuye became energetic.
"Is that... fragrance?"
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Shared house diary↓
One day, while eating, I asked a question that had been bothering me for a long time - as an author, what should I do if I feel sleepy every time I wake up in the morning and sit down at the table to start typing?
Axue smiled slightly: "I have found a very effective solution to this problem. Just like in class, if you listen to the class, you will feel sleepy, but as long as you play games or read novels, you will be energetic.
The sleepiness disappears instantly! So, if you get sleepy while typing, you can easily solve it by just playing a game!”
I couldn't help but marvel, this seemed to sound like an excellent solution.
So, I started to try.
The effect of the game in eliminating sleepiness is incredible, but at the same time, I also encountered new problems.
One day later, at the same dinner table, I asked Ashue again.
"Although playing games can indeed relieve sleepiness, how do you stop playing games and start coding?"
Axue smiled slightly again and said.
"This problem is very difficult, and I am also looking for a solution."
