Chapter 59 If you cause trouble in the future, don't tell me that you are a teacher
Chapter 59 If you cause trouble in the future, just don’t tell anyone about your teacher (please vote for me!)
Author: Kanmeng01
Chapter 59 If you cause trouble in the future, just don’t tell anyone about your teacher (please vote for me!)
"Giving a name, strictly speaking, there are no rules or strict requirements on cause and effect."
Shi Yuye instantly understood what Du Kang meant and said with a smile: "It's just that no matter who you give a name to, it's a very careful thing. If you give a name, it means there is a connection and responsibility, such as a pet or a servant.
, or an apprentice or something like that.
This is still a mysterious cat that became a spirit naturally. If something happens to it in the future and you don't take action, you will inevitably feel regretful. So, generally speaking, we will not give names easily."
Du Kang understood that it basically might have an impact on the "mind" of practitioners, and there was no other relationship with it. It was different from the "Wong Tai Sin seeking the title" thing.
Of course, if it is a disciple-disciple relationship, then you have to worry about "if you get into trouble in the future, just don't tell anyone about your mastership."
"In this case, I don't have any worries anymore, Xuan Mao..." Du Kang knelt down and looked at Xuan Mao. He couldn't help but want to reach out and touch its head, "How about I call you Xiao Hei?"
A powerful cat paw was raised to block Du Kang's hand. Xuan Mao's big round eyes widened even more, and there was obvious disgust in the clear eyes. Although he did not speak, the meaning was already obvious: "
You look decent, you look good, and you smell good. How could you come up with such a name and still want to touch my head?!"
"This is too careless, Mr. Du!" Shi Yuye complained, "It sounds like a nickname rather than a serious name."
"Very... down-to-earth." Ji Shen thought for a while and gave an evaluation that sounded very emotional.
"I'm a typical name-breaker. Is it too difficult for me to come up with a nice and meaningful name in such a short time?" Du Kang seemed very confident and faced his own lack of strength. What's wrong with that?
Of course, Du Kang continued to think seriously, but after a moment, he had no choice but to give up temporarily, looked at Xuan Mao, and said in a negotiating tone: "How about this? Since you are Xuan Mao, then I will first
I’ll call you Xiaoxuan as your nickname. As for your big name, I’ll wait until I think of a suitable one and ask you if it’s okay until you’re satisfied. How about that?”
"..." Xuan Mao thought for a while, probably feeling the sincerity of Du Kang's words, nodded, put down the cat's paw, and stopped trying to stop Du Kang.
Du Kang continued to stretch his hand forward and placed it on Xiao Xuan's head as he wished.
The body temperature of cats is higher than that of humans. As soon as Du Kang put his hand on it, the first thing he felt was a sense of heat, followed by the smooth feel of the oily and watery hair, which was neither too big nor too small.
It's just enough for one Dukang hand to hold, and it feels great in the hand.
At first, Xiao Xuan was a little uncomfortable with it, probably because he had never been so close to other people or even living things. In this form of interaction, his body could even be clearly a little stiff.
However, after only a few seconds, the cat Xiaoxuan felt the joy, half-squinted his eyes, and even let out a cry of comfort.
"That's it? I haven't used the three powers yet!" Du Kang thought to himself.
But think about it, as a fan of cloud cat breeding, Du Kang not only has rich theoretical knowledge, but also often likes to go to cat cafes to pet cats. His skills are trained from countless purchases. Later, those who have to pick up so many cats a day
All the guests’ cats felt comfortable and ecstasy under Du Kang’s hands, floating as if in the clouds. This Xiao Xuan, for the first time, naturally looked unbearable...
Hmm? Why does it feel like something is not quite right?
"Xiao Xuan, I want to ask you something. How did the old farmer start getting along with you and start offering sacrifices to you, and how did you start protecting his pear trees?"
Du Kang did not use any further techniques to tease the cat, but took his hand away and asked.
It's not that he's worried about "raising the comfort threshold", but that Du Kang is worried that if he uses too much power, Xiao Xuan won't be able to listen to what he's saying. He can still tell the difference between what's important and what's important.
The important thing is to see if I can get some useful information from Xiao Xuan.
"Oh, once he was chased by a tiger, and then I lured the tiger away, which saved his life."
Xiao Xuan's somewhat distracted eyes regrouped, and he glanced at Du Kang's hand with some reluctance, shook his head and body, and said: "Then, after a few days, he brought a lot of
A fresh fish, and a clay figure, said to be made after me and used to burn incense. I heard it would be good for me, but that look..."
Having said this, Xiao Xuan shook his head in a humane manner, looked at Du Kang, and sighed: "It's almost the same as the Xiao Hei you call me."
Shi Yuye burst into laughter.
"What's wrong with Xiao Hei! It's obviously a very cute name! If you add a 'zi' at the end, you'll have hundreds of millions of fans in an instant!"
Du Kang shouted in his heart, but he wisely did not shout out loud. With a polite smile on the outside, he motioned for Xiao Xuan to continue.
"Although it was ugly, I felt that what he said seemed to be true, so I clicked on the clay statue." Xiao Xuan said.
"The clay statue left a seal, and it has its own spiritual life." Ji Shen nodded, "It was by mistake that the clay statue recognized its owner and became a god statue. No wonder the incense can reach you all the way."
"I don't understand either. It's just that that kind of thing does make me feel warm and comfortable, and it makes me stronger." Xiao Xuan said and showed it, patting the ground lightly with his paws.
, a small plum blossom mark two to three centimeters thick suddenly appeared on the solid ground.
"If this cat punch hits a person, how many ribs will be broken?" Du Kang couldn't help but think to himself.
"Then, I could vaguely hear him talking, as if he was begging me to do something, to bring me fish, to bless his pear harvest, but I don't know how to grow pears... But it doesn't matter, I'm very smart.
, so I told him that I could help him get rid of rodent pests and prevent wild beasts from eating his pears.
Also, it’s actually okay to just give the fish, but the ‘fragrant’ feeling is also good, so I didn’t say anything, because he was the one who wanted to burn it for me anyway…”
Xiao Xuan raised his front paws and pointed in several directions: "I also specially left some mice and pests. If he regrets later and doesn't burn incense for me, I won't care. But he just gave it to me.
So I got rid of the rest..."
"This is the essence of making a wish and fulfilling one's wishes through self-teaching without a teacher!" Du Kang couldn't help but sigh, "Xiao Xuan is indeed quite smart."
Making a wish is like an advance payment or a deposit, and making a wish is like making up the balance. If it cannot be fulfilled, if the statue is drawn or the temple is destroyed, it will be a labor dispute. Therefore, when you only pay the deposit, of course you cannot complete it all, and you have to save something.
Yes, otherwise it would be doomed if people cheat and don’t pay the end... The relationship between Chinese gods and humans is so pragmatic.
"Yeah!" Xiao Xuan raised his head.
Du Kang put his hand up knowingly, opened the market as a reward, and asked: "And then, besides these, are there other things? For example, Taoist priests, or other people like us come to you and so on.
"
"Taoist priest, I think I heard that person say that there was a 'Taoist priest' who made all his pears disappear. He was very angry, but he didn't dare to provoke him, so he could only admit that he was unlucky... Others like you
There seems to be no more people."
Xiao Xuan thought hard and after finishing speaking, his eyes gradually became distracted again.
"Strange." Ji Shen frowned.
"So it seems that the Taoist priest is really suspicious?" Du Kang asked.
"But there is suspicion in one aspect. What I find strange is another point. The mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain really didn't come to find it."
Ji Shen shook his head and said, "If there is a great demon who is walking on the great road, I am afraid that I will not be able to defeat him, so I don't dare to come to him.
He is just an ignorant kitten who has just started to practice. He has committed such an act of obscenity. Although it is his first offense and it is a crime of ignorance, even if he is not punished, he should still be questioned and warned. How can he ignore it?
?”
"Otherwise, go to him and ask him face to face?" Du Kang felt that Ji Shen's words were reasonable. "Logically speaking, if something like this happens within the jurisdiction of the Mountain God, he should know something about it."
"You really should go look for it." Shi Yuye suddenly said, with a serious look on his face, "I just asked insiders and learned something."
"What?" Du Kang asked.
Shi Yuye looked at Du Kang and spoke slowly, word by word.
"The mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain has been absent from work for more than ten days this month."
Du Kang: "???"
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