Chapter 63 Du Kang's smile is far better than the presence of the devil
Chapter 63 Du Kang’s Smile is far better than the Demon King’s presence (please vote for me to follow up~)
Author: Kanmeng01
Chapter 63 Du Kang’s Smile is far better than the Demon King’s presence (please vote for me to follow up~)
"Eat a melon?" Du Kang lowered his head and looked at the half-eaten watermelon with juice flowing across it that the mountain god handed to him.
"Ah, the little god was negligent. How could he give the watermelon that the Immortal had eaten... Please wait for me, Immortal."
After the mountain god finished speaking, he went to the pile of melons next to him and picked through them. After patting each of them, he selected one and carried it over: "Shangxian, this melon is good. Eat this, it will be very sweet!"
Du Kang looked at the complete watermelon that was handed to him again, and couldn't help but ask: "Does your melon... keep it ripe?"
"...Fruits that are in season must be kept ripe, of course!" The mountain god was stunned and quickly replied.
"Haha, thank you very much." Du Kang still didn't do the action of chopping the melon. He took the watermelon from the mountain god's hand. He turned around and found that through the statue, he could see the scene outside and hear the sound.
——It is truly the best place to eat melon.
Not only is the mountain god still alive, but he is also living quite well... In an instant, a guess appeared in Du Kang's mind, almost making his eyesight go dark.
Great, if that's the case...
"The fighting outside is so fierce, but you can watch the show peacefully here," Du Kang calmly used his spiritual power to transform into a recliner, half-lying down, and motioned to the mountain god to come back.
In his position, "My little life is really enjoyable, isn't it?"
"Ha, ha, ha, the little god... is just enjoying the misery."
The mountain god laughed twice and sat in his original position, but no longer in the lazy and half-lying posture before. Instead, he sat upright, like a student who made a mistake and was called to the office by the class teacher.
Then, the expression on his face suddenly changed, showing anger and sadness: "The cultivation that the little god has gained through so many years of hard training was lost in one day, and he managed to escape only by relying on a little secret technique that he accidentally acquired.
I have to lose my life and survive in this idol..."
"Hmm," Du Kang interrupted Shan Shen's exaggerated performance, which must have been practiced for two and a half years, "I had already made a general guess about the relevant matters before I came in, and now it seems that it is indeed the case.
If this is the case, then this matter has nothing to do with you. The magic is so powerful that it is normal for you to be unable to stop it... Sigh, it must be painful to lose all the cultivation you have gained over the years. I guess it will be very painful in the future.
There is no way you can continue to work as a mountain god."
"Um...uh...yes, I'm in so much pain!" The mountain god twisted his expression as if he was digging his heart out. Du Kang guessed that he was trying very hard to show the state of "crying and crying", but...
…
I know your acting skills are poor, but you can't cry without crying, right? You look like you're just laughing!
This mountain god has obviously been laughing and never stopped!
Du Kang complained in his heart, but showed extra sympathy on his face. He comforted the mountain god in a gentle tone and said: "It's okay, you don't have to suffer, because you are not responsible for this matter. On the contrary, you have done your best to stop the evil way.
, you bought an unknown amount of necessary prime time to protect ordinary civilians... So, you must be not at fault! You even have merit!"
"...Huh?" The mountain god's "crying with tears" performance came to an abrupt end, and he looked at Du Kang blankly, as if he had a bad premonition.
"Hahaha, the news is so surprising that you can't believe it, right? Don't worry, afterward, your cultivation level will definitely be restored by the treasures of heaven, materials and earth."
Du Kang tried his best to comfort the mountain god and laughed and said: "Don't worry, I promise, you can still continue to be your ostentatious mountain god here and live your life of freedom!"
The mountain god was stunned and did not react. He was probably too excited to hear such surprising news. Du Kang understood this and did not disturb him, leaving him enough time to slowly digest the surprise, and then started
Split melon.
Du Kang used his spiritual power to split the watermelon in two. The red flesh and sweet juice seemed to be almost overflowing. Although it was Du Kang's spiritual power incarnation that came here, the spiritual power incarnation also had a physical body.
Functions such as touch, taste, etc. can feedback feelings to Dukang's body.
Of course, it is difficult for ordinary monks and gods to reach this level, but Du Kang was able to easily do it from the beginning with his "spiritual integration of earth veins".
Du Kang used the spoon he transformed from his spiritual power to scoop out the pulp and stuffed it into his mouth. Feeling the sweetness and refreshing taste, he nodded with satisfaction.
It is indeed very sweet, and the texture is just right when ripe. In Guicheng in later generations, the quality of this watermelon would probably be comparable to the Kirin melon that sold for one yuan and a half kilogram... What matters is that it is of high quality and low price!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Probably awakened by Du Kang's action of eating melon, the mountain god finally came to his senses, his eyes began to shed tears unconsciously, his lips trembled, and he was speechless.
"Hey, you are too surprised, is that why you are like this? You deserve this, don't be so excited, it will make you look so unimpressed." Du Kang stopped eating melon and asked with a smile.
"Little God, I am indeed very...surprised..." The Mountain God sniffed, whimpering a little, and was speechless, "I didn't expect that after such a thing, I would be able to return to the position of Mountain God..."
"You're wrong. This is what you deserve. What's the surprise?" Du Kang shook his head and said, "The rewards for your contribution have not been calculated yet. When the time comes, if I give you a reward
If you go up there, among other things, there should be no problem in expanding the land area under the jurisdiction of your swaggering mountain god several times, or annexing several mountains to become a bigger mountain god! How about it, can't you open it?
Are you happy, are you happy?"
"..." The mountain god's vision went dark, and he managed not to faint.
Looking at Du Kang's kind smile full of kindness, for a moment, the mountain god felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar, as if the legendary demon king was not so scary if he appeared directly in front of him.
"Hey, it's strange. I thought you would be very happy, but why are you crying? Come on, smile." Du Kang said with a smile.
"The little god is... so happy... that he is crying with joy!" The mountain god forcibly pulled the corners of his mouth, trying to make himself smile, but in the end, his expression was distorted into something uglier than crying, plus those two lines couldn't help but slip from the corners of his eyes.
Tears actually fit the perfect "crying with tears" expression.
"Tell me about you. When you should cry, you can't cry. You can cry like laughing. When you should laugh, you can't laugh. You can laugh like crying. In terms of acting, you have never practiced seriously, right?"
Du Kang saw that it was almost done and stopped teasing the mountain god. He shook his head and sighed, "It's okay if you want to get off work... But it's outrageous for you to torment yourself like this just to get off work!"
Okay, tell me the whole story, what is going on?"
PS: I seem to have a cold... Can't stop coding! Go, go, go!
