Chapter 76 Xiao Xuan wants to be a mountain god (two in one, please vote for me and follow up~)
Author: Kanmeng01
Chapter 76 Xiao Xuan wants to be a mountain god (two in one, please vote for me and follow up~)
A gathering between gods is actually not much different from that of mortals. Everyone knows exactly what they are here for, so they don't even mention work matters.
Everyone gets along well with each other, even if there is a superior-subordinate relationship, there will be no "Why are you here and not working hard?"; if there is a gap in status, it will be just "Empress" or "Shang"
Calls like "Xian" and nodding are regarded as greetings.
When acquaintances among gods meet, they will not ask "Have you eaten?" or "What did you eat" like mortals do, but "How are you doing, fellow Taoist?" and "Hahaha, you are fat again."
"How's it going? Let's compare how many days you skipped work this month, let's compare"... Du Kang found that he could calmly accept such a conversation between gods. He could only say that it was very reasonable.
Du Kang even sighed with emotion at the fact that Guicheng was turned into a suitable venue for the gathering of gods in such a short period of time, and various markets, wine shops and even other entertainment venues were built without affecting the sleep of ordinary people at all.
"Why are you so proficient? How many times have you done this?" rather than a more surprised reaction.
Shi Yuye ran around like a child, saying hello to all kinds of people, looking at things and buying things. He was even more excited than Du Kang who saw this scene for the first time.
Du Kang and Yun Xiao followed behind and chatted a little more slowly. Du Kang had basically never seen most things, and Yun Xiao patiently answered them one by one without getting bored, and could always expand on other things, just like the topic.
It's like I can never finish talking, it's a great conversation.
For some reason, Du Kang always had an inexplicable sense of déjà vu for such a scene, but he didn't think about it carefully.
"This plant is extremely difficult to grow. The main reason is that not only are the growing conditions harsh, but it also requires a long growth cycle before it can bloom and bear fruit." Yun Xiao smiled and explained Du Kang's doubts.
"Speaking of this, it reminds me of the time when Yu Ye suddenly had a whim and wanted to plant flat peaches. Then he searched for soil in the back and asked the Queen Mother for a spring. They made a big battle, but in the end they didn't plant much.
In the year, I didn’t even see the buds of the flat peach, so I immediately lost my patience and shouted that I might as well go to the Queen Mother and directly beg for the peach. Seeing that it was in ruins, I felt it was a pity, so I asked her to move it to my place.
I'll take care of her."
"Peach blossoms bloom every three thousand years and bear fruit every three thousand years. If you want to germinate into a tree, it must not be that fast, right?" Du Kang said with a slight twitch in the corner of his mouth.
If you think about it carefully, this seems to be something that Shi Yuye can do, which is very consistent with the divine design!
"Of course it's not that fast, but the Queen Mother and Queen Houtu took pity on Yuye and gave her the best soil and spring water. This peach stone will germinate and grow into a tree, which is still much faster than the one in heaven.
Much more, and it even bears fruit faster. It has already bloomed and produced fruit a few years ago." Yunxiao said, "But the fruit is still somewhat different from the flat peaches in the flat peach orchard."
"Why is this?" Du Kang asked curiously.
"After much thought, I can only think of one possibility, and that is time."
Yun Xiao smiled slightly and said: "I don't know how many years ago the Queen Mother planted the flat peach tree. Over the years, it has absorbed nutrients from the spiritual soil and been irrigated by spiritual springs. The fruiting cycle is long and the fruits are few, so the pulp contains
The quality of spiritual power is naturally higher.
I have no way to solve this point. Relying on magic to accelerate ripening is tantamount to pulling seedlings to encourage growth, and it is really a drop in the bucket for the growth cycle of flat peach, so I have to let it go, put the peach tree there, and wait for the time.
As it grows, the peaches produced will naturally become more and more delicious."
"I see, even for gods, time is something difficult to control?" Du Kangzheng said, suddenly stunned.
time?
Mentioning this word, Du Kang suddenly thought of another thing in his mind.
That is, his substitute!
"Isn't it true that my substitute travels back to ancient times from modern times to do things, and then the things he does can be reflected in modern times? Although I'm not sure if there are any restrictions, it must involve time, right?"
A bold idea suddenly came to Du Kang's mind.
"If I find a place to plant things when I'm working as a substitute, specifically planting natural materials and earthly treasures that take a long time to become effective, will I be able to directly reap the growth after I finish my shift and return to modern times?
Good stuff for many years?”
Du Kang feels that the feasibility of this method is quite high, mainly because the returns are so amazing that it is completely worth trying.
"But if you want to try it, you must take into account a more serious issue. Long time not only represents the treasures of heaven and earth, but also represents countless accidents. What if there is something similar to the lucky person in the novel?
What should I do if the things I planted are taken away?" Du Kang fell into deep thought.
In the past, when reading novels, the protagonist often had the chance to accidentally break into the Cave Heaven Paradise and obtain various secrets of heavenly materials and earthly treasures. For the protagonist, such a thing is of course overjoyed. But if you look at it from another perspective,
I thought, there is an owner of the blessed land in the cave, and the grower intends to keep it for future use... Wouldn't that be the same as having something stolen by a thief?
What a loss of blood!
If Du Kang tries according to the plan, he will definitely face the risk of losing blood, but he just wants to be the protagonist who gets the opportunity, and does not want to become a big evil like "Grandpa Chance" - people have double standards.
Therefore, we must find another way to avoid this possibility, a way that can be effective for a long time and is as reliable as possible...
"At the moment, the most suitable one is obviously to find powerful gods like Ji God, Shi Girl and Yun Girl. It is basically impossible for gods or people to dare to make decisions from their hands, although in this time period from ancient times to modern times,
When the spiritual energy is cut off and the gods fall asleep, we cannot say that it is 100% safe...but it should be the safest measure, right?" Du Kang thought to himself.
"What is Mr. Du thinking about?" Yun Xiao noticed Du Kang's abnormality and asked curiously.
"Listening to Miss Yun talking about this interesting story of planting, I suddenly remembered that I originally planned to plant something myself," Du Kang replied, "It's just that I still need to find a suitable place and it needs to be closer to here.
The environment is better, and it is easier to hide and protect. After all, I probably won’t be able to take care of you for a long time..."
"A suitable place?" Hearing this, Yun Xiao pondered for a moment and said, "According to your requirements, Master, isn't Zhaoyao Mountain very suitable? It's close and has rich spiritual power. All we need to do is find a suitable location and set up some
If you use the formation protection and then entrust the mountain god to take care of it, basically nothing can go wrong.
It just so happens that I have also dabbled in battle tactics, so I can provide the young master with some help in this regard."
"In that case, thank you in advance. I wonder how I can repay Miss Yun?" Du Kang was overjoyed.
"It's just a small favor. I happen to be bored. If I have to repay you, I will have the opportunity in the future." Yun Xiao smiled gently.
"What is Zhaoyao Mountain, what formation, what are you talking about?" Shi Yuye appeared in front of the two of them and asked curiously, "I smell something happening! Are you going to fight somewhere again?"
"It's not a fight, it's like this..." Du Kang recounted the incident to Shi Yuye.
"Growing things is boring! However, if Mr. Du wants to farm, I can also help him get some spiritual soil and spiritual springs." When Shi Yuye heard that it was not a fight, he suddenly seemed a little disappointed, probably because the last time was really not enjoyable.
, but still give advice seriously.
"It just so happens that Mr. Du has a good relationship with the God of Ji, doesn't he? He can definitely ask the God of Ji for guidance. This is his old profession. With the God of Ji here, nothing can go wrong!"
"What Miss Shi said makes sense." Du Kang suddenly felt enlightened. This was probably the connection between people. No, it was the benefit of divine veins. If you encountered any problem, you could find a professional counterpart to solve it, and everything would be arranged in one fell swoop.
.
"However, there may be some problems with the mountain god helping to take care of this. After all, the mountain god has lost all his cultivation and needs a certain amount of time to cultivate again. Quan should give him a holiday. It is estimated that he will practice slowly to extend the holiday.
, so this time is somewhat uncontrollable...
After he returns from successful cultivation, I guess he will not continue to be a mountain god in Zhaoyao Mountain. After all, he has lost his cultivation because of his persistence in his job, so he deserves to be compensated and rewarded afterwards, and he is likely to be promoted."
Shi Yuye said: "So, if you choose Zhaoyao Mountain, Mr. Du, you have to have a good relationship with the next mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain."
"I see..." Du Kang nodded thoughtfully.
What Shi Yuye said can be regarded as "the daughter of a big boss in the industry broke the truth about the industry", so it goes without saying how true and accurate it is. Du Kang has no doubt.
In the same industry, there is often a huge gap between the perceptions within and outside the industry, such as programmers, maintenance and air traffic controllers, teachers, etc. Almost every industry has a few memes. What laymen say is reasonable and well-founded, but what insiders can see.
I want to die laughing.
For example, there are many authors in this industry. For example, there is a rumor on the Internet that a certain personal contact expert is because "he signed a guaranteed contract with a certain company for 10,000 yuan a month, so he keeps renewing the wool of a certain company." A bunch of people said it with reason and basis.
It seems very convincing.
However, in fact, everyone in the industry knows what the truth is - when this book was first published, it was a sacred book that dominated the list for more than a few years. Until now, it may not be so popular at a certain point.
, but it has always been the ultimate hot product in various channels. Who wants to replace it?
Therefore, the phrase "every line is like a mountain" is really not something to be said casually. It is best not to express opinions on professional matters from an amateur perspective, as it can easily become a joke.
"Speaking of this, what is the choice of the mountain god?" Du Kang asked curiously, "Is there anything particular about the choice?"
"The choice of the mountain god is actually similar to that of the earth god. They all choose the ghosts of those who have done good deeds in life and have abilities after death, or other creatures and monsters who are good at heart and have excellent abilities."
Shi Yuye said: "For example, Xiao Xuan, based on what it did at the beginning, even if we don't come and are discovered later, nothing will happen. At most, it will teach you a lesson. If it still maintains its original intention after it has achieved success in practice,
, you can be named a mountain god."
When Du Kang heard this, he lowered his head and looked at Xiao Xuan, who looked up after hearing his nickname, thoughtfully.
He always remembered one thing - in later generations, Zhaoyao Mountain was called Maoer Mountain!
Although the official statement is that it got its name because there is a rock on the top of the mountain that looks like a lying cat, but no matter how you look at it, you shouldn’t change Zhaoyao Mountain to Maoer Mountain just because of this.
When he accidentally discovered this matter before, Du Kang had already vaguely guessed it. Now, after Shi Yuye said this, this guess became a bold idea.
"If that's the case, how about letting Xiao Xuan become the next mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain?" Du Kang thought about it for a while and said, "Of course, not now, but when Xiao Xuan succeeds in his practice.
, As for the gap during this period... can the Mantra Demon... the Mantra Priest take over?"
"After Xiaoxuan succeeds in cultivation, he can of course be a mountain god, but Taoist Master Zhenyan will be the swaggering mountain god..." Shi Yuye's face looked a little strange, "In terms of his ability, there is definitely no problem, but I guess he can't do it."
Before too long, it is very likely that I will be seconded by other departments to do other things..."
"It's okay. The seconded department will definitely arrange for a deity to come and act on his behalf. When Xiaoxuan succeeds in his practice, he can officially take up the post... Of course, I have to ask Xiaoxuan and Zhenyan Daochang what their intentions are first."
Du Kang did not directly decide the matter, but squatted down, stretched out his hand, and touched the cat's head with a smile: "Does Xiaoxuan want to be the mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain in the future?"
"What are the benefits of being a mountain god?" Xiao Xuan asked.
"Yes, if you become a mountain god, you can openly enjoy the 'scent' that you thought was so good before, and you can also eat the fish, meat, melons and fruits they offer you as sacrifices," Du Kang said.
, "As long as you complete what the mountain god should do."
"What is the thing that a mountain god should do?" Xiao Xuan heard the words, the black pupils in his yellow eyes dilated, and asked again.
"Just like you did before, help the people who need to be helped and do what you can. I will teach you specifically what should be helped and what should not be helped," Du Kang said.
"Well... I want to be a mountain god!" Xiao Xuan just thought about it for a moment and then decisively agreed. Incense and fish sacrifices were particularly attractive to him.
Du Kang smiled, children are easy to deceive...ah no, children are easy to persuade!
In comparison, Taoist Master Zhenyan's side is a little more troublesome. After all, he is a person who can distinguish between truth and lies. He can only be moved by emotion and understand by reason.
However, Du Kang is still very confident. After all, what he is best at is convincing people with reason.
As for the divine arrangements after both parties agreed, Du Kang was not worried at all. Shi Yuye was here, it was just a matter of words, it was just that simple for the big boss to do things.
"When these matters are dealt with, we must first suspend the shift and return to modern times..." Du Kang thought.
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Shared house diary↓
While eating, A Xue and A Xing started to quarrel again.
Ah Xing (scowling): "Well, seeing how tortured you are in the new book issue, I'm really panicked, and I don't even dare to publish the book."
Ashue (comforting): "There is a very simple solution."
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In this way, you don’t have to bear the trouble of reading data and book reviews all the time in the new book issue. All these hardships will be borne by me! How about it? Am I a good person who sacrifices myself for others? Don’t be moved, everyone is a roommate, so it should be
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Ah Xing: "?"
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At that time, the bank card number of the contract will be tied to mine, and I will bear the pain of collecting the royalties."
