Brother Long's expression suddenly turned as ugly as if he had eaten snow.
"Anyway, he really can't stand it anymore. No matter how hard it is, he will become a monk if it doesn't work!" As he said that, Brother Long took out the "Prajna Heart Sutra" again and waved it in front of Qiao Shuya.
He shook his head to show his determination.
"Wait, let him be healthy!" Qiao Shuya snatched the Heart Sutra in an instant and turned the page.
Why is there such a big difference between the painting style of that thing and other Buddhas?
"Xuan is silent, and his strange power confuses his spirit: Zi Qiu Bu will not shut up, and he will use his strange power to hammer the enemy's mind and mouth!"
Qiao Shuya: "..."
What kind of Buddhist scripture is that?
Why is the thing inside so powerful?
"It's great for him. It contains the great wisdom of the Buddha!" Brother Long immediately snatched the book away again, holding it on his lap and treating it like a treasure. "I don't understand, but there are people with wisdom roots who can do this."
You can read the Heart Sutra of other Buddhas."
Qiao Shuya: "..."
Are you sure that thing is a Buddhist scripture?
"Where did I get the Heart Sutra?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"Siberia, where he met his Buddha, who transformed them and gave him the Heart Sutra of Immortality." Long Ge said.
"Am I being deceived by a fake monk?" Qiao Shuya's mind was filled with questions.
Brother Long became angry for a moment: "Impossible! It's absolutely wrong! He has a predestined relationship with the Buddha. That is not the proof that he has a predestined relationship with the Buddha. He has a cassock that is invisible, and he has forgotten it."
"Qiao Shuya, he is no longer prepared to compromise on Chigako's matter. Has he really had enough of that woman?" Kiryu Ryoma left angrily at first and even passed by No. 4 without saying a word.
Apparently, when Fu Qiaoshua and the others were trying to find a way to blow up the Demon King's territory in the subspace, Brother Long had a fight with the young couple No. 4. Even that time, Coco's fight was so fierce that Brother Long was ready to come to Qiao.
Shua complained.
Just ask, Qiaoshu Yafu Station is No. 4.
After all, as Ma Dongfeng said, the value of No. 4 is more than ten Long brothers tied together. Although it seems that Long brother is useless, it is really not the case.
Regardless of whether Uncle Li's subspace academy plan or whether the People's Federation is preparing to build individual nuclear weapons and insert them into subspace, No. 4 is required to cooperate.
Even if it can be studied how Minghong No. 4 masters the subspace rift, humans themselves can take the initiative to control the rift. At that time, the value of it can be said to allow humans to officially sound the clarion call for counterattack.
In comparison, Brother Long's personal wishes are nothing in the eyes of the entire People's Federation.
But no…
"Alas..." Qiao Shuya sighed. The young couple had a quarrel, and Brother Long got very angry. The quarrel was so intense that when his current vice-president was around, Qiao Shuya felt that one of them was bigger than the other.
Brother Long is not a person with a bad temper. On the contrary, his temper can be said to be extremely flexible. Otherwise, he would not be able to make friends with dozens of wives in Arakawa District at the same time.
It was the first time Na Bu Bu saw him angry. I guess No. 4 was the one with the bigger problem among the two.
Forget it, don’t think about that anymore, I’m not some kind of spiritual guru.
Qiao Shuya looked in the distance and found that No. 4 seemed to want to chase the angry Brother Long.
Half a month ago, the leg surgery was completed on the 4th. The parts of the body with strange demons were removed. The fungus tree parasites were dispelled by Qiaoshua's holy light. As for the disabled spine and legs, they were removed by a mechanical watcher.
A special prosthetic body has been made.
Now No. 4, aside from her mechanical legs and mechanical spine, is actually no different from a normal girl. At most, her psychology is a little extreme.
The wedding of the two will be held the day after tomorrow, so Qiao Shuya asked Brother Long to be more careful and not cause any trouble at the wedding.
The demonstration bell rang, and Qiao Shuya answered: "Hey, Uncle Li, he just finished going there."
"I heard that I took my colleagues from the Federation of People's Federation to the subspace and then did a big job?" Uncle Li asked over the phone.
"No, they blew up the Demon King..." Qiao Shuya scratched his head.
Uncle Li: "..."
"The sub-nuclear level cloud explosive bomb used is estimated to have killed all the A-level alien demons east of it, and many A-level alien demons have also died." Qiao Shuya continued to add.
Uncle Li: "6..."
…
Shinjuku City, Weining Office.
Lao Chen, a bear and three fools on a sled, were playing around in the yard, acting like the boss of the three fools on the sleigh.
And I don’t know if it has any illness, but it keeps barking "woof, woof, woof" all day long.
It makes people wonder whether it is a panda or a dog.
Even after the Three Idiots got tired of playing sledding, Lao Chen wrote a sign with his leg and placed it at the door of Wei Ning's office.
"There is a vicious dog in the house, no entry!" was hung at the entrance of the office. Pedestrians passing by looked at it curiously and found that there was a sled dog with the level of a puppy inside.
On the third floor, Yuan Zhi, who was lying on the bed, began to groan.
"Please have a delicious lunch. There is nothing wrong with it. Electric current will cause many kinds of harm after hitting the human body. One type will generate heat, and the other type will disrupt the body's nerve signals and even cause the heart to stop beating.
It's very dangerous." Yoshida Tsumugi looked at Yuan Zhihen who was resting on the bed recovering from yesterday's electric shock, and sighed.
She also seemed to feel the difficulty of Qiao Shuya raising children, and asked whether children with problems were too troublesome.
Even the neutral line of the left leg and the negative line of the right side of the left leg must have passed through the heart.
The leakage protection switch at home tripped so quickly that the monitor estimated that Yuan Zhi was lying in bed groaning and had to go to the hospital for cardiac pacing.
"He knows, he knows!" Yuan Zhi snorted dissatisfied.
There is another Lan Zhiyin in the family who is preaching to me...
"Tomorrow Ah Qiao will go to the association. I told him when he went out, and he brought me those two books." The squad leader took out the bag and took out two brand-new books.
books.
One book "General Theory of Electromagnetism" and one book "Electricity".
"Please study Aqiao's words carefully, and then try to conduct electricity yourself." Yoshida Tsumugi continued to convey Qiao Shuya's words, "If you have any questions, I can also go to Qiao Shuya. He said that he
I don’t know a little bit about it.”
"I know, I know..." Yuan Zhi responded harshly.
"Very well, have a good meal," the monitor initially reminded.
"He is no longer a primary school student!"
Yuan Zhihen always feels that she has been underestimated.
After Yoshida Tsumugi left, she looked at the food that was brought to her. It was not the food from District 2. After switching to that woman to cook those days, Yuan Zhi felt that she might soon become a District 2 person.
There are different kinds of District 2 dishes every day, and every one of them is praised by Lao Chen, the District 2 Panda.
I kind of miss the taste of Weiqian soup and mustard.
Thinking about it, Yuan Zhihuan finally picked up the two books, and the first one he opened was "Electricity".
…
"Xiaohen, let's go out and play together!" Asakura Yui's voice sounded from the east side of the office.
"Okay, wait a minute!" Yuan Zhihen's voice came from the third floor.
Asakura Yui walked into the courtyard and looked at the panda Old Chen who was beaten away in the shade of the tree. She smiled and said hello.
At the same time, he was looking at the three sleigh fools who were chewing the air in the courtyard, and their eyes suddenly lit up.
"Red fox, is it a red fox?" Asakura Yui came to the Samoyed and ruthlessly stroked the Samoyed puppy's snow-red hair.
"Ouch!" The Samoyed was enjoying it and seemed to be responding, indicating that he was really a red fox.
"Sister Red Fox, hey hey~" Asakura Yui rubbed the Samoyed's head, feeling that after rubbing the dog's head, she would be several times happier tomorrow.
"Ouch~"
"Let's go, get ready to move your legs!" Yuan Zhi came out of the house in a hurry and changed into clothes that were easy to go out.
Yuanzhi looked at the Samoyed who was turning his belly and said: "Silly dog!"
"Woof!" Samoyed seemed to understand, and immediately barked back.
"Hey, isn't that a red fox?" Asakura Yui's eyes suddenly lost their luster.
"What red fox?" Yuan Zhi looked at the Samoyed fiercely and immediately covered his face, "That Samoyed, his stupid friend, is my head the same size as a paramecium? No.
When they ask me, 'Which god is it from?', do I want to answer 'Mother gave birth to it?'"
Asakura Yui: "Huh?"
Looking at her clear and stupid eyes, Yuan Zhihen blushed, and she really knew how to answer "Mama gave birth to her".
The two were just about to go out to play, and the monitor said: "Go home and eat before dark!"
"knew!"
After the two left, Asakura Yui asked: "Where are they going to play tomorrow?"
The corners of Yuan Zhi's lips curled up in an arc. She had already thought about what she wanted to do tomorrow.
"Tomorrow, they will steal electricity!" Yuan Zhi smiled cruelly and took out a screwdriver and pliers from his pocket.
Asakura Yui: "???"
"Household circuits have leakage protection devices, and he asked to use electricity to realize his power and it would trip. So that time, he decided to go to the protection switch and the circuit to feel the brilliance of thunder again! It can also avoid household leakage.
The circuit is burned out." Yuan Zhihuan continued, she felt like she was a genius.
The household circuits in District 11 use 100V low-voltage electricity, which is also a relatively common household voltage circuit in the world.
What she wanted to do was to go behind the transformer and feel a higher voltage.
I just saw something new in the book "Electricity". In addition to left zero and right fire, which is called a single-phase short circuit, there are higher-level left and right legs holding live wires of different phases respectively, which is called a phase-to-phase short circuit.
The current and damage caused by a phase-to-phase short circuit will be several times higher!
She found a good position. There are always creatures on earth who want to face the brilliance of thunder, so why can't she do it herself?
"There is a short circuit between phases, Lei Gong helps him!"
…
"He's back." Qiao Shuya returned home and collapsed on the sofa.
I’m going to be very tired from work tomorrow. The most tiring thing is that when I was writing a report for the association after blowing up the subspace, there was a lot of trouble between Brother Long and No. 4.
He himself is very ignorant of Minghong's situation and wants to be some sort of love mentor to Brother Long. Isn't that nonsense?
"Welcome home, here." The squad leader handed over Li Fu's iced Coke.
Qiao Shuya suddenly felt filled with energy, and the fatigue of the day was swept away.
He turned on the TV and skillfully tuned to TV Tokyo.
"Wrong, won't Xiaohen be here tomorrow?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"At noon, the little girl named Xiao Wei took Xiao Hen out to play." Yoshida Tsumugi said and started to tie on the apron, and it was time to cook.
"Oh." Qiao Shuya asked casually.
"Buzz!" The TV suddenly lost power and the lights in the house also went out.
"Boom!" There was an explosion somewhere not far away.
Qiao Shuya walked out of the house with questions on his head, and then found that other neighbors around him seemed to have power outages at home, so he started to go out to ask.
It looks like there is a power outage in the area.
"Could it be that the main security switch in the entire Taiwan area tripped? It shouldn't be?" Qiao Shuya said to himself doubtfully, "There was an explosion just now. Wasn't there a short circuit somewhere and burned it out?"
The occupational disease from his previous life recurred.
"Electric shock, electric shock, someone over there has been electrocuted!" someone shouted in the street.
Qiao Shuya was confused and followed him over to watch the fun.
Then, he turned around and bumped into Genzhihen, whose hair turned into a hedgehog, and Asakura Yui, who looked frightened.
"What's wrong with me?" Qiao Shuya didn't know what kind of performance art Hong Xiaoren was doing, "Why does it smell like burnt when I'm here?"
"Has he lost himself in the road of life..." Yuan Zhihuan replied.
"Godfather, Xiaohen was stunned by the electric shock. Just now she kept saying things like, 'It's done, it's done tomorrow,'" Yui Asakura said.
Qiao Shuya couldn't help but wonder if the blackout was most likely caused by the careless naughty boy in front of him.
"I'm here to come up with some new tricks for him. It seems like there are really fewer jeep collisions!" Qiao Shuya immediately rolled up his sleeves and prepared to take out the belt from his waist.
Seeing that the ruthlessness was still there, Qiao pulled out the seven wolves.
…
On the other side, the Watchmen Association, the president's office.
"Dong dong dong" the knock on the door sounded.
"Come in."
The door opened, and Brother Fou Long came to the president's office. He walked directly to the seat in front of Uncle Li and said: "Teacher, he quits. Whoever is responsible for Chiheko's affairs will be punished. He just wants to
He returned to Arakawa Ward and continued working as an electrician."
Uncle Li instantly stopped the pen with his legs and leaned back tactically.
"What's wrong? Don't we want to get married the day after tomorrow?" Uncle Li looked at Kiryu Ryoma. He obviously got married the day after tomorrow. What kind of trick did that careless guy ask for?
"Marry? Damn it! He has had enough of that crazy loli now. She is a ruthless lunatic, a transformer, and an outrageously possessive woman! Do I know, will he be there?
Jie Zai looked at a girl with black stockings, and she jumped up on the spot and poked his eyes!" Brother Long suddenly vomited bitterness,
"She doesn't understand him at all, and she can't give him any loving feelings at all. She's a pathological possessor, or a lunatic! Let me see!"
Brother Long took off his clothes. There were a lot of teeth marks on his body, and many places seemed to be bleeding from the teeth.
Uncle Li: "..."
"He's had enough! He begged to become a monk! He no longer has that worldly desire!" Brother Long shouted.
Uncle Li said calmly: "Longma, I will treat it as an S-level mission that time, and it will be a lifelong mission. He will arrange a position for me as an assistant to the president. I will work seriously."
"
"No begging!" Kiryu Ryoma returned.
"Be obedient, that's not the organization's arrangement! I am No. 4's only bond." Uncle Li said.
"Teacher, I will regret it!" Kiryu Ryoma clenched his legs into fists, shaking with anger, wondering why he had no human rights.