"All the promises I made to you before count. Even so, don't you still accept it?" the Dread Lord asked.
"No, no, no, you don't quite understand what I mean." Qiao Shuya said calmly, trying not to look at the terrifying succubus when he glanced at it, "The problem is that it's useless for you to find these things for me.
Just go find the boss of the People's Federation?"
Dread Lord: "???"
"I can't afford to take the blame. To be honest, I'm a little tempted, but I have no idea which of you are telling the truth and which are lies. So in order not to take the blame, I'm going to hand you over to the People's Federation
, which will give those senior executives and top watchmen a headache." Qiao Shuya relaxedly spread his hands.
The main reason was that the pot was too big. He felt that his small body, lack of Hashirama cells, and the Sharingan in his arm as a trump card, could not afford to take such a huge blame.
Simply hand over this fear lord to the People's Federation, and if anything goes wrong then the People's Federation will take the blame.
"You kid..." The Dread Lord seemed a little angry, and the long-term emotional deception was in vain.
Are all young people today acting like this? They have no dreams at all.
"Okay, okay, if you have the ability to convince people from the People's Federation, then it doesn't matter what you do. It's better to go back for now." Qiao Shuya took out the card with [Dread Demon King - Electrolux (LV8)
] cards, ready to be put away.
"Stop, let me do one last thing." The Fear Lord seemed to know that Qiao Shuya was the kind of character who would never take the blame, so he decisively put forward another condition, "I am very curious about your identity.
I have some of your bodily fluids."
"Go home, buy some fresh meat tonight, and let's have barbecue at home!" Qiao Shuya happily made the decision.
"Um, what time is it outside now?" Yuan Zhiai asked.
The expression of the Dread Demon King changed instantly. It thought of many possibilities in an instant, and then immediately said: "Are you my son?"
She really didn't know how to comfort this little problem child.
In the room on the second floor, Yuan Zhiai was only wearing children's underwear.
Qiao Shuya is different. Anyone who dares to threaten him with a hostage will perform a Russian-style anti-terrorism on the spot. No matter whether the hostage is a problem or not, the person who threatens him will definitely have a problem anyway.
As for the Dread Lord, leave it to the people above to deal with the headache.
Soon, Qiao Shuya came in and saw Uncle Li who was preparing to pack up and get off work. Qiao Shuya said: "Hey, Uncle Li, it's time to get off work? Wait a moment, work overtime, I have something very important here.
I’ll report the matter to you.”
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My waist and hips have grown, so why can't my chest grow?" Yuan Zhi'ai suddenly couldn't hold back.
Qiao Shuya took Yuan Zhi'ai by the collar and walked out of the aquarium. Outside, Lao Chen and the others were waiting. When they saw Yuan Zhi'ai being dragged out by the scruff of her neck, the group of people also
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
He doesn't want to stay and work overtime.
"Um, Master, actually I think this Dread Lord's plan is okay..." Yuan Zhiai poked Qiao Shuya's waist.
As if a salted fish has lost its dream.
"You're not considered meat, you're just growing normally..." Yoshida Tsumugi sighed.
"Are you okay?" Qiao Shuya asked back.
…
Seeing the piece of soul fire in his hand that looked like a soul fire lodged in a lantern, Qiao Shuya really felt that this thing was ridiculous. When he was finally sealed, he even scolded him and even took advantage of himself verbally.
"What's wrong? Naturally, have I grown a lot? Then I will surprise you. Let me tell you, I have drank three boxes of papaya milk these days, and I also do calisthenics every night before going to bed. After finishing it, I just
I sleep until dawn, a full eight hours, and the doctor said I'm normal. With such a peaceful and regular rest, my little bear will definitely not betray me!"
"70, 48, 72." Yuan Zhiai calmly reported the number.
Qiao Shuya: "???"
"Hey, hey, hey..." Yoshida Tsumugi covered his head in confusion.
Qiao Shuya really didn't want to hear it, but there was too much noise upstairs.
"We have tied up the Dread Lord here, and it seems that the Dread Lord is about to surrender to us." Uncle Li said.
Basically, it was already late at night when I got home. I simply had something to eat and went to bed. I had to get up before six o'clock during the day, and then I squeezed into the first tram and rushed to work.
Yoshida Tsumugi picked up a soft ruler and measured her hip circumference.
Tokyo, Watchmen Association.
Yuan Zhiai is very confident.
Just when the two of them were stunned, the ball of soul fire came to Qiao Shuya, and then licked Qiao Shuya's sweaty face like a tongue sticking out.
"Next is the bust, it's..." Yoshida Sui measured it and was stunned for a moment.
Also, I met the woman wearing a mask at Brother Long’s wedding. She was just a little older than me, and she was just a D. Even though I was only a 3A now, I still had to shout out that D means small breasts!
My future will definitely be an existence beyond D!
"Bust...70..." Yoshida Tsumugi put away the tape measure and looked at Minamoto Chiai with pity.
And when Qiao Shuya left, Uncle Li had not yet recovered from so much information.
The important thing about this person is that he has self-awareness.
"No, what else?" Yuan Zhi'ai was also stunned.
"Um, my mind is still a little confused." Yuan Zhi'ai rubbed her temples fiercely. She had experienced too many things today, and even encountered too many information shocks. She has not yet recovered.
Even now, the Dreadlord has not been killed.
At this moment, the Dread Demon King was stunned for an instant, it was in complete disbelief.
This left Qiao Shuya, who had just returned, full of questions.
"No!!!! There must be something wrong with the ruler, and there's something wrong with your measuring method! I'll figure it out after I measure yours!" Yuan Zhiai didn't believe it immediately, she wanted to measure this naturally stupid measurement with her own hands!
"97...57...83..." Looking at this string of data, Yuan Zhuai instantly fell into a daze and knelt on the ground.
Yuan Zhiai, who was watching the excitement: "???"
"It's probably night and I'm going to starve to death." Qiao Shuya really felt that this problem child was insecure, so she finally got home from get off work early and prepared to lie down for a while, but then she encountered the problem on her side.
At this point, even Uncle Li, who is as good as Juan Wang, is ready to get off work at this time. He feels that he has been a bit overwhelmed recently. Maybe his body really can't bear it for much longer, so he wants to train the next one as soon as possible.
Sure enough, it feels like a base camp for problem children.
"Nais, I'm growing up! I'm growing up! I'm starting to grow up too! Hahaha, when I grow up, I will have a better figure than anyone else!" Yuan Zhi'ai's excited voice sounded.
"What...is going on?" Yuan Zhi'ai also asked with some confusion.
"Poof!" The person opposite seemed to be drinking tea, and he choked for a moment.
"I entered the territory of the Dread Lord by coincidence, and then I beat the Dread Lord so hard that his vest was all over the ground. Now it's sealed. It said it wanted to surrender to us, so I took it
I brought it to you." After saying that, Qiao Shuya quickly took out the card of [Dread Lord].
The monitor really didn't expect that Yuan Zhiai's measurements... when he just graduated from kindergarten, he had almost the same measurements...
But today, she was stimulated by the succubus created by the Dread Lord again.
Yoshida Tsumugi: "..."
"Hey, you scolded me before I left. You are really a dog." Qiao Shuya put away the card, and then his face became very ugly.
This is also the reason why Qiao Shuya did not directly agree with the Dread Lord. After all, what it does is not human affairs.
If you have a chance in the future, please teach me a lesson.
This zoo is just a testing ground for the Dread Lord to experiment with his biotechnology. Even the corpses on the second floor were abducted by the Dread Lord and used as human experiment samples, or as bodies for other strange monsters to host.
Uncle Li: “????!”
Qiao Shuya opened a bottle of happy water on the first floor: "..."
Even the kind that, if the villain threatens her to stop using ordinary people as hostages, she might actually stop and drop the weapon in her hand.
What do the two have in common?
And just when Qiao Shuya was thinking.
If there are no errors in the watcher's record, the elephant's body seems to have been transformed into that B-level watcher. He was lurking inside to collect information about the zoo, but he did not expect that he would be contaminated. Likewise
Also turned into an animal.
But the moment it got it, it was stunned. There was something wrong with this smell. How could it be exactly the same as its own?
No, there are still some differences, but they are completely from the same source.
"Don't add people randomly! I'm your father!" Qiao Shuya used the card instantly, and then the entire soul of the Dread Lord was sucked into the card.
"Next is the waist circumference. The waist circumference is 49..." Yoshida Tsumugi continued to measure and reported the waist circumference.
Um?
Speaking of which, it was the same last time, when he killed the head of the White Horse family, he revealed his ability in the duel field.
Yuan Zhiai: “???”
Leaving the underground, I looked at the elephant carcass floating in the aquarium.
Riding on a horse, how come an artificial human can grow so big!
She stretched out her hand and motioned to the monitor to measure it for her.
In short, leave it to the top management of the People's Federation to deal with the headache.
"Wait, this is my taste, something is wrong, something very wrong..." The Dread Demon King was stunned for a moment. It originally wanted to get a little bit of Qiao Shuya's genes, and then see how this human being has such a strong
the power of.
"What were your measurements a few months ago?" Yoshida asked.
She had a hunch that she must have grown a lot.
"Boom!" It was like a thunder.
"Are you a little seriously ill? Just like in the comics, others say you are the child of the prophecy, but you really think of yourself as the child of the prophecy, and then you take all the decisions, blame, etc. on yourself, thinking that you
The only savior?" Qiao Shuya looked at Yuan Zhi'ai, stretched out his hand to hold her face, and rubbed it fiercely.
Look at it now, are you okay? Are you comfortable?
"What's going on?" Uncle Li said, resisting the urge to have high blood pressure.
Weren't we still talking about the future of mankind, the development of science, and the plan to fly out of outer space just now? Suddenly we returned to what to buy tonight, what to eat...
What are these measurements? For example, Haruno Sakura in Naruto had measurements of 75, 55, and 77 when she just graduated as a genin (12 years old). In other words, Minamoto Chia's figure is exactly that of an elementary school student.
The little apprentice has some very strange ideas. She always feels that she should be burdened with a lot of things, so she treats herself as the protagonist in a comic. This is very strange.
"Uh... isn't this what we should do?" Yuan Zhi'ai still didn't understand.
"Let me tell you straight, why are we playing with our lives with tens of thousands of dollars a month? Have you watched too many Japanese dramas or cartoons? If others praise you a few times, do you really think that you are the child of destiny? What kind of job is that?
They all focus on themselves, thinking that the whole world revolves around them, and that they are the savior?" Qiao Shuya rubbed Yuan Zhi'ai's face,
"Do your own thing well. I taught you this in vain before. Don't take the blame for yourself and the decisions you shouldn't make. Just like if there is a situation on the scene that you can't handle, you should call for support as soon as possible.
Instead of being like the protagonist in a Japanese drama who bites the bullet by himself? Do you know how to do it?"
Uncle Li: "???"
After returning home, Qiao Shuya finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was glad that today's work was finally over. He was really exhausted.
If you are not good enough, you should humiliate yourself.
Then, he ran away in a flash.
He understood every word Qiao Shuya said, but when connected together, it was like a heavenly book. In other words, the Dread Lord no longer wanted to be a strange monster, and then decided to play a big trick and turn himself into a monster.
Human, and then took refuge in humans?
How evil!
No, I can’t bear the blame myself, so contact Renlian immediately, and then let Renlian’s senior management take the headache!
Thinking of this, Uncle Li quickly dialed the People's Federation and said: "Hey, are you from the People's Federation? I have something to give you, and what I am going to say next, you must be careful
do not be afraid."
Qiao Shuya turned his head and looked at the little girl who was rubbing her chest with questions.
The requirements are not high, as long as your chest circumference can grow 1cm a month, then within a few years, you will be able to truly hold your chest up and raise your head, instead of being regarded as a primary school student by others.
"At the very least, it is much stronger than the previous ministers in Tokyo. Its purpose has always been to develop technology and then go to outer space to invade and colonize, don't you think?" Yuan Zhiai tried to explain.
Although before, as a demon king, it was in line with his identity as a demon king to do such a thing.
Now, it's also an explosive soul ring.
Qiao Shuya felt that she had really taught Yuan Zhongai sincerely, but she seemed to have been too deeply influenced by the culture of District 11, so she always seemed to have only a half-knowledge.
"Hurry up, hurry up!" Yuan Zhi'ai said excitedly.
"It's grown, it's grown, and my waistline has grown too. Wait, something's wrong. Is my whole body growing on my waist?" Yuan Zhi'ai was instantly alert.
The remaining senior executives of the People's Federation will decide, and grassroots people like him cannot participate.
"As for my bust, I feel like my bust is at least a lot longer now!" Yuan Zhi'ai rubbed her hands, very excited.
"This fear devil here wants to be a traitor. He said that he would become a human being completely, and then surrendered to the Human League. He would become the president. He also said that he would lead mankind to be great again and lead mankind to win this war.
The Hundred Years' War of Strange Demons, that's the situation anyway, you can do whatever you want." Qiao Shuya handed the card and a record to Uncle Li.
"Uncle Li, open the door, I'm coming in!" Qiao Shuya's voice suddenly came from outside the office.
"Okay, okay..." the squad leader's voice also came over.
"Naturally, come and help me measure my measurements. I have grown up over the past few months, plus I drink papaya juice and exercise unremittingly. I must have grown up now, and I am no longer the 3A I used to be."
It’s a grade panel!” Yuan Zhi’ai’s voice seemed to come from inside the house.
This kind of children's style, if it weren't for the information on the ID, no one would think of her as a girl who is almost 15 years old. They would just think that Yuan Zhi'ai is just a girl in her early ten years.
"Let's go home and buy groceries. I haven't had lunch today yet." Qiao Shuya patted her head and said.
"Don't worry, we are professionally trained." The person on the phone said calmly.
The cycle starts over and over again, never ending, this is the daily life of the social animals in District 11.
"Hip circumference 73..." Yuki Yoshida revealed this data.
The only good news is that after a thorough sweep of the zoo, it was passively raised to about a hundred levels.
"What's for dinner tonight?" Qiao Shuya continued to ask.
"If you don't get rid of such a big pot quickly, you still think that you can't die quickly enough, so you are carrying it on yourself with all your strength?" Qiao Shuya asked doubtfully.
…
Lao Chen also looked here with interest, eating the potato chips in his hand.
At this time, the time has reached nine o'clock in the evening. At this point, even though many of the social workers in District 11 have already got off work, of course, getting off work is just the beginning. Next, there are several hours of socializing with colleagues at the izakaya, and several hours of commuting home.
hour time.
Yuan Zhi'ai froze on the spot. She took a step back, in disbelief, her whole face was full of shock and distortion.
"Xiao Ai, actually small ones are very cute..." Yoshida Tsumugi said calmly.
[The King of Fear has been captured and obtained (Charm LV6), (Evil Thought Absorption LV7), (Incomplete Space LV8)]
"Tell me, what position do we hold in the People's Federation? To be honest, I am just a wage earner, earning tens of thousands of dollars a month as a grassroots worker. I am at most a grassroots leader reserve. This affects the entire People's Federation.
We take the initiative to take the blame?" Qiao Shuya asked rhetorically.
Qiao Shuya took the Coke, and he was able to carefully study his harvest at this time.
[Charm (LV6): The Dread Lord's natural ability can make any creature have a certain favorable impression of itself, and double its attraction to the opposite sex. When activated actively, it can make the unit you charmed obey your words.
Cost: Units affected by your charm for a long time will go crazy, and may even end up possessing you crazily, or even eating you]
The Dreadlord's natural ability is charm? But it's not fear?