"Master, get up. Today is the association's routine physical examination. Please be careful not to eat or drink..." Yuan Zhi'ai's voice sounded.
"Okay, okay..." Qiao Shuya suddenly felt familiar for no reason, as if someone woke him up every morning when he was in elementary school.
The association's routine physical examinations are actually similar to the corporate physical examinations we were familiar with in previous lives. Every once in a while, the association will conduct a comprehensive physical examination on the watchmen under its jurisdiction.
After all, watchmen are a high-risk profession and may suffer injuries that are usually difficult to detect.
As for another reason, it is to detect whether the watchers are possessed by strange demons.
Yes, strange demons can not only possess ordinary people, but even watchers may be infected if they are not careful.
Therefore, routine examinations are very important, and they also include examinations for psychological problems.
Qiao Shuya completed the project very easily, but encountered difficulties again when drawing blood.
The nurse in the medical department had already punctured several needles, but she still couldn't pierce his skin.
In the end, Qiao Shuya himself was stained with blue fire and drew some blood. Although it was not venous blood, he could only make do with it.
"Father, please turn off the lights. You have affected the accuracy of our instruments!" The doctor yelled angrily from afar.
"I can't turn off the light!" came the priest's plaintive voice.
Qiao Shuya shook his head and had no intention of going up to say hello. After all, he was not very familiar with them.
Not long after, Qiao Shuya's physical examination items were completed, Yuan Zhi'ai had been waiting outside, and the two of them were ready to leave directly.
Today they may go to other places to search for traces of strange demons. School time is not far away. Qiao Shuya wants to see if he can increase the passive stack to above 700 before school starts.
However, at this time, the radio sounded.
"I would like to invite Qing Qiao Shuya to come to the testing department. I would like to invite Qing Qiao Shuya to come to the testing department..."
Qiao Shuya: "???"
"Master?" Yuan Zhiai also had some questions.
"Maybe I was found to have some problem." Qiao Shuya was also a little confused. There was no problem during his examination last year. The only difference was that he did not have a blood test last year.
…
In the testing department, President Bai Ren asked a doctor named Yujie Fan.
"This time, none of my subordinates were replaced by strange demons, right? Including those scholars and guests." This was what he cared about the most.
"Nothing was found, but we can't take it lightly." The doctor saw another report and suddenly couldn't help but said, "There is also this child's body..."
"Dong dong dong..." There was a knock on the door.
When Qiao Shuya came to the testing department, he saw a doctor with a livid face holding his physical examination sheet, and next to the doctor was an old man with a serious face.
After all, he is his immediate boss and one of the strongest watchmen in the human federation at this stage. Even though the president looks like an old man in his seventies, no one dares to help him when he falls on the road, he is estimated to be able to fight.
Dozens of giant pandas are no problem.
Maybe if you take off your clothes, it will be the kind with tattoos and muscle ghosts.
"President, are you here for a physical examination too?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"I'm here to supervise you." The president didn't say much and handed Qiao Shuya's physical examination form to him, "Doctor, please explain it."
Qiao Shuya was a little confused and looked at the doctor named Yujie Fan.
"Every other indicator of yours is normal, even a little too healthy, but, but..." This doctor from the Royal Sister Department knocked on the table hard, seeming to have a headache, "Why is your blood sugar indicator so low?"
Data of 161.8!”
"Uh, what do you mean?" Qiao Shuya didn't know the blood sugar indicator.
"Let me just say, normal people's blood sugar is lower than 6mmol/L, and if the blood sugar level is higher than 7.1, it means you need to be re-examined to see if you have diabetes." Dr. Yu Jie looked at Qiao Shuya, "And here you are.
161.8...Other people have a small amount of sugar in their blood, but you have blood cells rolling around in syrup, right?"
"Doctor, do you mean I have diabetes?" Qiao Shuya was also confused. Did he not expect that he would also have diabetes?
ah?
He suddenly felt an indescribable sense of absurdity. He had never felt any discomfort at all. At most, he just felt itchy and unbearable at times and wanted to be passive. Does this have anything to do with diabetes?
"There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?" the doctor said.
"Well, good news."
"The good news is that your disease is probably not diabetes, so you can rest assured." The doctor began to take out a pen and paper to record.
"Huh, I just said how could I have diabetes?" Qiao Shuya breathed a sigh of relief.
He is the soda fairy. If he is diagnosed with diabetes, wouldn’t he be insulated from soda for the rest of his life? No, no, no, no, no.
"What's the bad news?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"The bad news is that you are the first case of this disease in the world. We have decided to name this disease after you, or call it 'glycemic disease'. Which do you think is appropriate?" Dr. Yu Jie seemed to be joking, but her expression was very serious.
Seriously, it seems that as long as Qiao Shuya nods, she will name this disease "Qiao Shuya's disease".
Qiao Shuya: "..."
This is worse than diabetes.
"To be honest, I really feel sympathy for your blood cells. With what kind of perseverance can they flow all over the body in your syrup-like blood? Really." Dr. Yu Jie seemed to be speechless.
, “How much water do you drink a day?”
"Um, doctor, do you mean clean water or pure water?" Qiao Shuya asked tentatively.
"Yes."
"Doctor, do you remember how many noodles you ate last time?" Qiao Shuya said.
"What do you mean?" Doctor Yu Jie looked confused.
"Because I forgot the last time I drank water..." Qiao Shuya nodded seriously.
He doesn't have many hobbies, and Happy Water is the only one he has. Only Happy Water can make him feel happy.
Doctor Yu Jie looked like she had seen a ghost.
"I want to ask you seriously about your living habits." The doctor was very serious.
Qiao Shuya also recounted his living habits. Dr. Yu Jie covered her head a little: "Your stupid living habits are not dead yet?"
Chairman Bai Nin listened to the whole process, also with a sullen face.
At the end, Qiao Shuya walked out with a deathly expression on his face. On it was a written document signed by the doctor and Chairman Bai Nin, which asked him to stop drinking soda in the future and only drink pure water, and then come back for a check-up in a month.
Oh, that's about it. He lives alone in the office. Who knows how many sodas he has in the refrigerator?
"Master, what are you..." Yuan Zhiai suddenly had some doubts when he saw Qiao Shuya.
"From today onwards, I may have to give up soda..." Qiao Shuya looked ashen, but as long as he walked out of here...
"Yuan Zhi'ai, you should monitor him carefully at home, and you are absolutely not allowed to drink any high-sugar drinks in the next month." President Hyakunin reminded him.
President, you are so strong. If you don’t pay attention to the movements of strange demons and save the world, you come to pay attention to whether he, the rice insect of the Watcher Association, has diabetes. You will not...
"Okay, President, I will definitely monitor you!" Yuan Zhi'ai nodded seriously, then raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
…
Today is August 27th, not far from the start of school. Qiao Shuya is preparing to have a day off today to celebrate the success of the perfect decoration at home.
Don't worry about strange monsters or damn diabetes. Just relax for a while and have a banquet with your current young apprentice and Lao Chen.
He made an international goodwill gesture in the direction of the association building. No one could make him stop drinking Happy Water, no one!
"Hey, why are all the sodas in my refrigerator replaced with oolong tea?"