The reality is cruel, and of course no miracles happen.
Although the iced watermelon was very tempting, in the end they could only do push-ups while watching Niu Yi and the female soldiers eating watermelon.
"Deputy, I'm sorry."
Zhu Binghua apologized to Feng Dongdong. He did a good job at first, but when he was changing the magazine, the magazine fell to the ground. Then he was under too much pressure to make mistakes, so he kept making mistakes in the following links.
"It's okay, just a hundred push-ups?"
Feng Dongdong did it very quickly, it was nothing to him.
The fastest team was Xiao Xiao and Wang Jiangyuan, but they made at least three mistakes.
As for the group of Yi Bin and Zeng Ke, one was the comedian and the other had an injury on his arm. In the end, he was not only the slowest but also the one who made the most mistakes.
As for the group of Xu Chuan and Peng Guocheng, they were the second slowest, but they did not make any mistakes.
If time limits were not taken into account, they should be the only group to finish.
"Whoever is done, come over and eat watermelon."
Niu Yi shouted, this was originally prepared for them. At this time, it is not only necessary to show the strictness of the army's training, but also to show the humanity of the army.
After Xu Chuan heard it, he immediately sped up the pace. That was iced watermelon.
He and Feng Dongdong ran over one after another, "Jiejies, we are tired, please borrow a place."
Xu Chuan sat on the ground and took off his helmet. His hair was already wet.
"Ha, do you have a Jinmen accent or a Beijing accent?"
Good guy, his sentence traveled more than a hundred kilometers.
"Don't worry about it, I'll have a piece first."
I reached out and took out a piece of watermelon from the box. It was so refreshing to take a bite of it while it was cold.
"Oh, I finally came back to life."
He smoothed his hair with his hands, and the sweat flowed directly to his body. He wiped his hands on his clothes, "I said I should shave my hair."
"Okay, I'll shave it for you."
The one who spoke was the little female soldier who had just argued with him.
Xu Chuan glanced at the other person and said, "Do I need you? I can shave it myself."
After he finished eating the fifth piece, everyone else's hundred push-ups were completed one after another.
At this time, no one pays attention to whether their posture is standard.
"Do you usually train like this?"
Peng Guocheng slumped on the ground and asked everyone's thoughts.
"What's wrong with this? Your current training volume can't even compare to that of new recruits."
A female soldier sneered at the side.
"Oh my God, it's so hard."
Everyone expressed their admiration for these soldiers, and then Xu Chuan ate all the watermelons.
"Oh, big boss, you are too cruel."
Niu Yi looked at the box with almost only ice cubes left, and was a little confused as to how the other party did it.
Xu Chuan sighed, "It's cool~"
This is one of the many things he has learned in various training camps. Even if you are thin-skinned, you can't take advantage of it. Sometimes you have to take it when you should.
"Hey", Niu Yi threw the finished watermelon rind into the box, "Everyone gather"
Well, no one can run this three thousand meters.
"After dinner in the evening, there will be a welcome party in the auditorium. Each of you big stars will prepare a show."
Several guests who were running to stretch their hips again bent over and propped up their legs with expressions of disbelief on their faces.
‘What the hell.’ Xu Chuan had no idea there was such a joke.
"Hey, do you want me to tell you a cross talk?"
"Okay, okay."
"Damn", Xu Chuan almost reached out and gave him the middle finger.
They returned half an hour earlier than the other recruits and quickly took a shower. Their training uniforms were all soaked.
"Can you do it after washing?"
Zhu Binghua took the washed clothes and didn't know where to hang them.
Zeng Ke pointed outside the window, "I see everyone else is hanging out behind the barracks."
"Don't forget to mark it. If someone takes it from the wrong place, you really won't be able to find it back."
Xu Chuan was wearing military green physical training clothes and lying next to the door to remind the other party.
"Yes, what kind of mark should I make?"
"If you draw a little tortoise on it, no one will take it."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The people who were taking a shower all laughed.
As the few of us got to know each other more and more, there were no restrictions on joking.
This process of enduring hardship together is also a way to quickly establish emotional bonds.
Several people and Feng Dongdong returned to the barracks after taking a shower, took out everyone's matza and sat in the room.
Feng Dongdong sat in front and faced everyone, "How about today's training?"
"It's interesting, but it's really tiring."
Several people almost said in unison, "And the weather is too hot."
After yesterday's heavy rain, the temperature immediately rose after it cleared up today, and the water vapor on the ground was evaporating like a big steamer.
"Hey, if nothing else, is this 06 carrying tool too outrageous?"
Xu Chuan picked up the 06-type portable equipment and said, "This piece of shit has an airtight waterproof layer, even if it has an airtight waterproof layer, it actually sheds slag. Are you going too far with your logistics?"
He raised his hand and shook it, and a piece of light yellow powder spread like a goddess scattering flowers.
Feng Dongdong was very embarrassed, "This thing will definitely become like this after a long time."
Xu Chuan sighed, and the 06 model was based on the US military's FLC vest and Maozi's 6sh112 backpack system.
If you copy it, just copy it honestly and make sure you have some unique features of your own. The end result will be nothing but cheapness.
"Okay, okay, let's talk about something else." Feng Dongdong's first feeling was that he should stop the other party.
"The base leaders will all participate in the evening party. Everyone wears regular clothes and of course prepares the program."
"Hey, let's be serious and forget about singing."
Xu Chuan is not very interested in this thing. He actually doesn't like performing on the stage. There are so many people under the stage that he feels dizzy.
Besides, did Young Master Xu give you an appearance fee when he performed with you?
"No, aren't you talking about cross talk?"
"Stop talking, I can't stand alone."
Feng Dongdong smiled and said nothing, and then found a shy-looking soldier for Xu Chuan before having dinner.
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"This kid's physical fitness is very good. After the tactical training, he still ran into the excellent 3,000 meters. I feel that he still has enough energy left."
Niu Yi is reporting today's training situation to Lei Zhan.
Although Lei Zhan almost watched the whole process, the specific data needs to be reported by Niu Yi.
"He should have been trained in this area, and his proficiency in movements is definitely not that of a novice."
Niu Yi was surprised by Xu Chuan's performance. If a person's physical condition is good, he has seen too many talented gods in the army.
It is not impossible for these rich people to have received tactical training, but the commanding ability this guy showed is really rare.
This thing cannot be learned in school or any training institution. Logically speaking, it is impossible for Peng Guocheng to complete the entire set of actions without making mistakes.
However, the man named Xu simply managed to get through it by lowering his speed and constantly reminding the other party of precautions.
While making his own tactical moves, he must also predict whether and when his teammates will make mistakes.
Lei Zhan nodded slightly. If the information he read before was true, then there would be nothing surprising about this.
This guy may have more combat experience than any of them.
How old is he, 22?
"What's the training content tomorrow?"
Niu Yi replied, "Physical fitness and military boxing, the day after tomorrow is a 400-meter obstacle."
Lei Zhan looked at Niu Yi with flashing eyes, "Tomorrow, you go try his skills."
"No, Captain, is it true or false?"
Niu Yi felt that the other party was a commoner, and his status was extraordinary. Even if he had good physical fitness, it would be very troublesome if he really got started and hurt the other party.
"You can try it if I ask you to, or you can let Shen Lanni try it first." Lei Zhan gave him an idea.
Shen Lanni, a member of the women's special team, a taekwondo master who even won the Asian championship, is definitely the spearhead of the team.
"Yes, that's fine. If he is beaten by a woman, he will be embarrassed to complain."
Lei Zhan and Guo Deyuan looked at each other, this was not necessarily the case.
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When they arrived at the auditorium after discussing their work.
Young Master Xu is preparing to tell the complete dream of the Western Expedition in front of the major military leaders.
There was no process for this welcome party. There was only one female soldier as the announcer, and she basically just called whoever came to attend.
There are so many people here, there are all kinds of people with all kinds of talents, including singing, dancing, various musical instruments, magicians, acrobats, Peking Opera, and some people who practice a set of Shaolin Changquan.
Xiaotian, who is temporarily partnering with Mr. Xu, looks really nervous when he looks at the two stars sitting in the middle below.
"Don't be afraid of him, I even went to their house to have dinner a few days ago." Xu Chuan had been trying to appease the other party before taking the stage. How could such a psychological quality be used on the battlefield.
"They use yellow sauce to make fried noodles. I told him several times to use sweet noodle sauce, but he just doesn't change. Just treat him like a stick."
The effect is very good, the child named Tian is almost crying.
"Now please listen to the cross talk "Dream of the Western Expedition", performed by Xu Chuan and Tian Tao."
After the female soldiers finished reporting, everyone burst into warm applause, especially the reality show guests sitting with the recruits who clapped loudest.
Xu Jiwu, who was sitting in the front, clapped his hands and smiled helplessly. The person sitting next to him came over and said, "Is this the second child in your family?"
Xu Jiwu nodded, "This kid is getting more and more unruly. I'll let him take this opportunity to feel the atmosphere of the army."
"Where is your Xu Fei?"
"The army he returned to yesterday has an exercise to participate in later." The two of them chatted about their daily life.
They came to attend this party on an impromptu basis, and specifically told everyone that life in the army is about unity, tension, seriousness and liveliness, and that everyone should have fun at this party.
After Xu Jiwu learned that his family, Xu Chuan, was going to do a cross talk, he was really afraid that the children would be choked with laughter.
Young Master Xu walked to the stage, and Tian Tao brought a small table up, which was pretty decent.
As soon as the two people stood, they could see the difference. Tian Tao stood upright, while Master Xu wore Lang Dangxia's regular clothes and looked like a community security guard.
"There are so many people here." Xu Chuan looked around and then his eyes fell on Xu Jiwu. "Good guy, all the wings and scoops are here."
Tian Tao next to him was sweating all over his forehead, and he couldn't answer these words.
Xu Jiwu's face darkened, hey, this guy is just talking nonsense with him.
Even if someone can understand this baggage, it is impossible for it to sound.
Xu Chuan waved his hand and inadvertently pulled Tian Tao, who was still a little nervous, and then began to speak, "Can you tell what I do?"
If it were another occasion, he would definitely use Xu Jiwu to hit a few more traps, but he was worried that Tian Tao next to him would collapse on them.
Tian Tao reacted quite quickly. He first looked him up and down, then looked at his own uniform, which was the same as the other person's, and said slowly, "I still didn't see that."
Xu Chuan felt relieved. The child spoke in a good rhythm, so it shouldn't be a big problem.
"Isn't this obvious?" Xu Chuan pretended to be confused and straightened his clothes, then raised his legs and leaned on the table, "You all know it."
Tian Tao pushed him and said, "Go down, go down, what's wrong? You're getting on the kang."
"I am a military strategist." After saying that, he first dusted his pants, then picked up the rag that was used as a handkerchief on the table, put it on his nose and blew his nose, and then put it back on the table, "A great military strategist.
"
Tian Tao flicked the rag to the ground with his fingers with a look of disgust, "A military strategist like you is quite unhygienic."
The people sitting below could hardly bear it anymore.
"Look, I still don't believe it." Then Xu Chuan gave an extremely non-standard salute with his left hand, just like a bear in the zoo.
"What is this?"
"Salute"
"The salute is over there."
"Oh", Xu Chuan looked at his right hand and pointed to his left temple, making a monkey gesture.
The people below couldn't help but laugh. If you start with something, it will be contagious.
The same goes for Xu Jiwu. Even though he is usually serious, Xu Chuan knows that he has a low point of laughter. Only when he takes the lead can others let go.
"I am a military strategist."
"biu", gestured like a pistol.
"pistol"
"pen", replace it with both hands.
"rifle"
"Ben", a pulling back movement.
"There are even bows and bows!"
The new recruits and veterans below were already bursting into laughter.
When Lei Zhan and others walked in, Xu Chuan was talking about the five-star general, Corporal James, leading them to sing the school song.
He changed this piece of commentary opera into a model opera, surprise attack on the White Tiger Troupe.
After singing the last line, "Down with the ambitious wolf of American imperialism," Tian Tao said from the side, "Will the American five-star general lead you to sing this together? He has a big heart."
"Master Zhan is generous and doesn't care about this."
"Where are you following?"
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Lei Zhan and others looked at the hundreds of people laughing and staggering in the auditorium, with confused expressions on their faces.
He sat down in the last row and asked a second lieutenant next to him who was already lying on the back of the chair in front of him, "What's wrong with this?"
"Hey, Team Thunder."
He stood up and saluted as usual, and then was held down by Lei Zhan, saying, "Sit down."
"Xu Chuan, who came to film the reality show, said a cross talk, and everyone couldn't stop laughing."
Lei Zhan glanced at Xu Chuan, who had a completely different style on the stage than usual, and laughed with his comrades without giving him much time to think.
Especially when talking about the helicopter shaking the glass, the way Xu Chuan sucked on his cigarette butt looked too much like a taxi driver.
"We should call people from the Air Force and ask them if this is how they shake the glass."
Niu Yi patted Yan Gang on the back and burst out laughing, "I think this episode will stick with Lu Hang for a long time."
"Be careful of being thrown out of the plane."
This dream of the Western Expedition is definitely Lao Guo's classic work, full of laughs and constant baggage.
Xu Chuan's speaking was slightly worse, and his partner was not very professional, so the two of them only had two hours of dialogue.
The current results are already very good.
The party lasted until a quarter past nine, after which the recruits gathered in company units outside the auditorium. As the senior leader, Xu Jiwu and another Zhengwei said some words of encouragement, and then the company commanders took them back to the barracks.
Xu Chuan originally thought that Xu Jiwu would chat with him, but found that he left directly in the car.
Several people who returned to the barracks have not yet recovered from their excitement.
"Brother Xu, your part is so funny." Xiao Xiao's face turned red. None of them expected that Xu Chuan, who was talking about cross talk, would look like this.
Xu Chuan's mood didn't change much. Looking at the happy crowd, he poured cold water on them, "There must be an emergency gathering tonight."
Obviously, as an instructor, he will definitely use this method to tighten the spell on the recruits who are a little slack tonight.
After hearing what he said, the smiles on several people's faces immediately disappeared.
At 1:30 in the middle of the night, the rapid whistle sound proved that Xu Chuan was right.
But this time it became a five-kilometer run, so luckily I just had to wear fitness clothes.
Passing in 23 minutes and excellent in 21 minutes, Xu Chuan easily ran to 21 minutes and 01 seconds, missing one second without getting stuck.
He very much suspected that the timekeeping instructor did it on purpose.