The reality is cruel and of course no miracle happened.
Although the iced watermelon is very attractive, they could only do push-ups in the end while watching Niu Yi and the female soldiers eating watermelons there.
"Mr. Class, I'm sorry."
Zhu Binghua apologized to Feng Dongdong. He started doing pretty well, but when changing the magazine, the magazine fell to the ground. Then because the pressure of making mistakes was too high, the subsequent links kept making mistakes.
"It's okay, aren't there just a hundred push-ups?"
Feng Dongdong did it very quickly, and to him this was simply a slight meaning.
The fastest ones were Xiao Xiao and Wang Jiangyuan's group, but they made at least three mistakes.
The group of Yi Bin and Zeng Ke is a funny person, and the other is injured on the arm. In the end, it is not only the slowest but also the one who makes the most mistakes.
As for Xu Chuan and Peng Guocheng, the group was the second slowest, but they did not make any mistakes.
If time limit is not considered, they should be the only set to complete.
"Who comes to eat watermelon after finishing it?"
Niu Yi shouted, this was originally prepared for them. At this time, it is not only necessary to show the strictness of the troops' training, but also to show the humanity of the troops.
After hearing this, Xu Chuan immediately accelerated the pace, which was an iced watermelon.
He and Feng Dongdong ran over one after another, "Introductions, I'm going to be affected, so I'll borrow somewhere."
Xu Chuan sat on the ground and took off his helmet, his hair was completely wet.
"Ha, are you Tianjin accent or Beijing accent?"
Good guy, his words have been transitioned by more than a hundred kilometers.
"Don't worry, I'll do one first."
I reached out and took out a watermelon from the box and it was so cool to take a bite.
"Oh, I've been alive."
I stroked my hair with my hands, and the sweat flowed directly to my body, and wiped my hands on my clothes, "I said I should shave my hair."
"Okay, I'll shave you."
The person who spoke was the little female soldier who had just quarreled with him.
Xu Chuan glanced at the other party, "Is it necessary for you? I can shave myself."
After he finished the fifth piece, the other people's 100 push-ups were finished one after another.
At this time, no one paid attention to whether their posture was standard.
"Do you usually train like this?"
Peng Guocheng sat down on the ground and asked everyone what he thought.
"This is wherever you go. Your current training volume is not even comparable to the recruits."
A female soldier sneered.
"Oh my God, it's so hard."
Everyone expressed their admiration for these soldiers with every word, and then the watermelon was eaten by Xu Chuan.
"Oh, boss, you're so cruel."
Niu Yi looked at the box with almost only ice cubes left, and was incredible how the other party did it.
Xu Chuan sighed, "It's great~"
This is one of many things he learned in various training camps, which is that he is thin-skinned and cannot eat it. Sometimes he has to grab it even if he should.
"Hey", Niu Yi threw the finished watermelon peel in the box, "Everyone gathered"
Well, no one can escape this three thousand meters.
"After dinner in the evening, there is a welcome party in the auditorium. Each of you big stars will prepare a program."
Several guests who ran once again were bent over and supported their legs with disbelief expressions.
'What the hell...', Xu Chuan had no idea that there was such a joke.
"Ha, do you want me to tell you a crosstalk?"
"Okay, okay."
"Damn", Xu Chuan almost reached out to give him a middle finger.
They were half an hour earlier than the other recruits who returned, so they quickly took a shower, and their training uniforms were all soaked.
"What can I do after washing this?"
Zhu Binghua held the washed clothes and didn't know where to hang them.
Zeng Ke pointed outside the window, "I see that everyone else is hanging behind the barracks."
"Don't forget to mark it. If anyone takes the wrong place, you really can't find it."
Xu Chuan was wearing military green physical training suits and lay down by the door to remind the other party.
"Yes, what mark should I make?"
"If you draw a little turtle on it, no one will take it."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The few people who were taking a shower all laughed.
The few people became more and more familiar with each other, and there was no limit to making jokes.
This process of enduring hardships together is also a way to quickly establish emotional bonds.
After taking a shower and Feng Dongdong, they returned to the barracks, took out everyone's stools and sat in the room.
Feng Dongdong sat in front and faced everyone, "How about it, today's training is interesting."
"It's interesting, but it's really tiring."
Several people almost spoke in unison, "And the weather is too hot."
After yesterday's heavy rain, the temperature immediately rose after today's sunny day, and the water vapor on the ground was steaming like a big steamer.
"Hey, I won't say anything else. Is this 06 carrying tool too outrageous?"
Xu Chuan picked up the Type 06 cargo, "It's fine if this broken thing has a non-breathable waterproof layer, but it's even broken. Will your logistics be too excessive?"
He raised his hand and shook it, and a piece of light yellow powder became the momentum of a girl scattering flowers.
Feng Dongdong was very embarrassed, "This thing is indeed like this after a long time."
Xu Chuan sighed, and 06 took reference to the US military's FLC vest and the Russian's 6sh112 carriage system.
If you copy, just copy it honestly and have to come up with some of your own characteristics. The final result is that you are useless except for cheapness.
"Okay, okay, let's say something else." Feng Dongdong's first feeling was that he should stop the other party.
"The leaders of the base will attend the evening party. Everyone wears their regular clothes and of course they are ready for the program."
"Hey, it's really fun, forget it."
Xu Chuan was not very interested in this thing. He actually didn't like performing on the platform. There were too many people under the stage and he was dizzy when he saw it.
Besides, Mr. Xu has given a show with you, has he paid for the show?
"No, don't you talk about crosstalk?"
"That's a big deal, I can't speak on my own."
Feng Dongdong smiled and said nothing, and then found Xu Chuan a very shy warrior before dinner.
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"This kid has very good physical fitness. He still ran into the 3,000 meters after tactical training. I feel that he still has the strength to do."
Niu Yi is reporting today's training situation with Lei Zhan.
Although Lei Zhan has almost watched the whole process, the specific data needs to be reported by Niu Yi.
"He should have conducted this training, and his proficiency in that movement is definitely not a novice."
Niu Yi was surprised by Xu Chuan's performance. If a person has good physical conditions, it would be reasonable. He has seen too many talented gods in the army.
It is not impossible for these rich people to receive tactical training, but the command ability this guy demonstrates is really rare.
This thing cannot be learned in schools or training institutions. According to the principle, it is impossible for Peng Guocheng to complete the entire set of actions without making any mistakes.
However, the man named Xu forced himself to lower the speed and kept reminding the other party to pay attention, so he just kept going.
While he is performing tactical actions himself, he also has to predict whether his teammates will make mistakes and when they will make mistakes.
Lei Zhan nodded slightly. If the information I read before was real, then there would be nothing strange about this.
This guy may have more combat experience than any of them.
How old is he? 22?
"What training will be tomorrow?"
Niu Yi replied, "Physical fitness and military fist are four hundred meters obstacles the day after tomorrow."
Lei Zhan's eyes flashed and looked at Niu Yi, "Tomorrow, you go and try his skills."
"No, captain, is it true or false?"
Niu Yi felt that the other party was a civilian, and his status was extraordinary, so he could not let go of his physical strength. If he really got it, it would be very troublesome if he hurt him.
"If you want to try, just try it, or you can ask Shen Lanni to try it first." Lei Zhan gave him an idea.
Shen Lanni, a member of the women's special forces team, has won the Asian championship, and is definitely the thorn in the team.
"Yes, that's fine. If he gets beaten by a woman, he's embarrassed to complain."
Lei Zhan and Guo Deyuan looked at each other, which was not necessarily true.
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When they reached the auditorium after discussing the work.
Master Xu was about to talk about a complete dream of the Western Expedition in front of the leaders of the military song.
There is no process for this welcome party. Just a female soldier is the one who is the newspaper, and basically calls someone to anyone.
As long as there are many people, there are all kinds of talented people, such as singing and dancing, various instruments, magic and acrobatics, and some people sing Shaolin long boxing.
This classmate Xiaotian, who was temporarily partnering with Master Xu, was so nervous when he looked at the two stars sitting in the middle below.
"Don't be afraid of him. I went to their house for free some time a few days ago." Xu Chuan was trying to appease the other party before going on stage. How could this psychological quality go to the battlefield?
"They use yellow mayonnaise for making fried noodles. I told him several times that they would use sweet noodles sauce. He just didn't change it. Just think he was a stick."
The effect is very good, the child surnamed Tian is almost crying.
"Please listen to the crosstalk "Dream of the West", performers, Xu Chuan and Tian Tao."
After the female soldier reported the show, everyone burst into warm applause, especially the reality show guests sitting with the new recruits, who were the loudest.
Xu Jiwu, who was sitting in the front, clapped his hands and smiled helplessly. The person sitting next to him was coming over, "Is this the child of your second child?"
Xu Jiwu nodded, "This kid is getting more and more unruly. I'll let him take this opportunity to feel the atmosphere of the army."
"Where is your Xu Fei?"
"The troops he returned to yesterday have an exercise to participate in later." The two of them talked about homework.
They came to attend this party temporarily and specifically told everyone that life in the army is united, tense, serious and lively, and that everyone should have fun at this party.
After Xu Jiwu learned that their Xu Chuan was going to have a crosstalk, he was really afraid that these children would be so worried that they would be so sad.
Master Xu and his two walked to the stage, and Tian Tao moved a small table, which was quite decent.
The two of them stood there and saw the difference. Tian Tao stood straight, while Master Xu was wearing Lang as a regular dress as a community security guard.
"There are so many people coming," Xu Chuan looked around and then his eyes fell on Xu Jiwu. "Good guy, you've all arrived."
Tian Tao next to him was sweating all over his forehead, and he couldn't answer this.
Xu Jiwu's face turned dark, hey, this kid is playing slander with him.
Even if someone can understand this burden, it will not be possible.
Xu Chuan waved his hand and casually pulled Tian Tao, who was still nervous, and then began to say, "Can you tell what I do?"
If it was another occasion, he would definitely smash Xu Jiwu for a few more times, but he was worried that Tian Tao beside him would slid on it.
Tian Tao reacted quite quickly. He first looked at him up and down, then looked at his usual clothes like the other party, and said slowly, "I really didn't see this."
Xu Chuan felt relieved. This child spoke well and should not have any big problems.
"Isn't this obvious?" Xu Chuan pretended to be puzzled and sorted out his clothes, then raised his legs and leaned against the table, "Everyone knows."
Tian Tao pushed him, "Go down, what's wrong with it? You're going to the kang."
"I am a military strategist." After saying that, he first brushed his pants, then picked up the rag on the table that acted as a handkerchief, put it on his nose and blew his nose, and then put it back on the table, "The Great Military strategist."
Tian Tao used his fingers to tamper with disgust, "You military strategist are not hygienic."
The people sitting below were almost unable to help it.
"Look, don't believe it." Then Xu Chuan gave an extremely unstandard gift with his left hand, just like a bear in the zoo.
"What, this is it."
"Salute"
"Salute is over there."
"Oh," Xu Chuan looked at his right hand, pointed to his temple on the left, and made a move like a monkey.
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Xu Jiwu is the same. Although he is usually very serious, Xu Chuan knows that he has a low laugh point, it is easier to let go with him taking the lead.
"I'm a military strategist."
"biu" gestured the action of a pistol.
"pistol"
"pen", change to your hands.
"rifle"
"Ben", a pulling action backwards.
"We have all bows!"
The new recruits and veterans below were already laughing.
When Lei Zhan and his friends walked in, Xu Chuan was talking about the five-star general Corporal James taking them to sing school songs.
He changed this review opera into a model opera and attacked the White Tiger Group.
After singing the last sentence, 'Down with the ambition of the American imperialist wolf', Tian Tao said, "American five-star general takes you to sing this together? He has a big heart."
"Zhan Master Zhan is very confident and doesn't care about this."
"Where are you following?"
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Lei Zhan and his friends looked at the hundreds of people in the auditorium who were smiling in a slanted manner, looking confused.
Sitting down in the last row, he asked a lieutenant who was already lying on the back of the chair in front, "What's wrong?"
"Oh, Team Lei."
He stood up and saluted him, and then was held down by Lei Zhan, "Sit down"
"The Xu Chuan, who came to shoot the reality show, said crosstalk, and everyone laughed so hard."
Lei Zhan looked at Xu Chuan, who was completely different from the usual styles on the stage, and did not give him too much time to think, so he laughed with his comrades.
Especially when the helicopter shakes the glass, Xu Chuan looks so much like a taxi driver while sucking the cigarette butt.
"This should call the people from Luhang and ask them if they shake the glass like this."
Niu Yi patted Yan Gang's back with his hand and was already laughing, "I think this joke can follow Lu Hang for a long time."
"Be careful to be thrown off the plane."
This dream of the Western Expedition is definitely Lao Guo’s classic work, with constant laughter and endless burdens.
Xu Chuan said something slightly worse, and his partner was not very professional, and the two of them only had two hours to match the words.
The results are already very good.
The party continued until nine o'clock, and then the recruits gathered outside the auditorium in the company. Xu Jiwu, as the leader of the big army, said some encouragement words to another erectile dysfunction, and then the company commanders took them back to the barracks.
Xu Chuan originally thought Xu Jiwu would talk to him for a while, but found that he was taking the bus and leaving.
The few people who returned to the barracks had not recovered from their excitement.
"Brother Xu, your episode is so funny." Xiao Xiao's face turned slightly red. They didn't expect Xu Chuan, who was talking crosstalk, would look like this.
Xu Chuan's emotions did not fluctuate any more and looked at the happy people pouring cold water on them, "There must be an emergency gathering tonight."
It is obvious that as an instructor, I will definitely use this method to put a tight curse on the recruits who are a little loose tonight.
After hearing him say it, the smiles on several people's faces immediately disappeared.
At 1:30 in the middle of the night, the rapid whistle proved Xu Chuan's correctness.
But this time it turned into a five-kilometer run, and fortunately it was enough to wear physical clothing.
Passed the exam in 23 minutes and was excellent in 21 minutes. Xu Chuan easily ran to 21 minutes and 01 seconds, and he didn't get stuck in one second.
He suspected that it was intentional by the instructor who checked the time.