Chapter 467 You’re a psycho (please collect, recommend, and vote monthly)
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Chapter 467 You’re a psycho (please collect, recommend, and vote monthly)
"Seizing the knife with bare hands? It's better to seek death with bare hands." Xu Chuan took a light stick from the hands of the fans in the audience, waved to Dong Qin, "Let's demonstrate it to them."
Dong Qin stood up. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt. The two stood face to face. Dong Qin smiled and said, "Brother, how many people are scolding you?" Killing someone's job is like killing their parents.
"Am I afraid of them?" Xu Chuan smiled and said to the others, "Many people are demonstrating this now, with one side attacking and the other defending."
Xu Chuan held the glow stick in a hammer-grip posture, "This is a reverse grip, with a long attack distance and mainly stabbing."
After saying that, he stabbed Dong Qin with an unhurried movement. Dong Qin dodged to the left and grabbed his wrist. He used a joint technique to restrain Xu Chuan and snatched off the light stick.
"There is another one, this is an overhand grip, which mainly uses cutting movements." Xu Chuan held the fluorescent stick in an ice pick style and drew it towards Dong Qin from top to bottom. Dong Qin crossed his arms to hold his
He held the knife hand, then turned his wrist to grab his arm, and still used joint techniques to seize the knife.
A group of people in the audience applauded. Sure enough, the young lady was pretty. Xu Chuan looked at the female host and said, "That's it. The demonstrations are almost like this."
"Yes, yes, little celery is amazing."
"There's no problem with your movements or skills. The only problem is how to get the gangster to cooperate with you if you encounter a gangster." Fighting is not about you and me taking apart each other with each move. That kind of action only appears in movies.
"Then you mean that there is a difference between this situation and reality?" He Ling understood what he meant.
"Yes, if you meet someone who really wants to stab you with a knife, it's impossible to do what happened just now." Xu Chuan pulled out the host who had been kicked by him, "Here, let's demonstrate."
The little fat man laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes, but this was an opportunity to at least let outsiders see that there was no conflict between them.
"Preset a scenario where you are walking on the road and I am coming from the opposite side."
The little fat man was very good at acting. He pretended to be walking on the road and looked around. He even said, "The weather is really nice today."
, the fluorescent stick in his right hand quickly poked the little fat man's abdomen more than a dozen times, then pushed him to the ground and stabbed him in the neck.
The little fat man was completely confused. Xu Chuan pulled him up. He was still there with his mouth wide open, not knowing what he was doing. There was laughter in the audience, "Teacher He, I really thought I was going to be stabbed to death by a light stick just now."
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He Ling smiled so hard that he couldn't straighten up, "Okay, okay, thank you for your hard work, Xiaojiang."
"Hey, that's right. If they really want to hurt you, the other party won't be able to give you time to prepare." said a host.
"Yes, if the other party pulls out a weapon first, what is the most important thing for you to do?" Xu Chuan looked at the people in the audience, "Don't hesitate, run, turn around and run, and then shout for help, so instead of spending that money and
If you don’t have time, it’s better to practice running and strength.”
"Of course, some people say that I just want to practice fighting, is that okay? Of course, but you must remember that the basis of all skills is physical fitness. If you don't have physical fitness and strength, even if you are given the opportunity to stun the opponent, you will not be able to stun the opponent.
And this is a subject that requires long-term training, and it cannot be learned by taking two months of classes."
"Okay, that's it. If anyone thinks what I said is wrong, it doesn't matter, just come to me. If you can knock me down, what you said is right. Otherwise, just stay cool."
He Ling quickly smoothed things over, "Xiao Chuan also has good intentions. He will tell everyone what needs to be paid attention to. Don't be brave and call the police as soon as possible when something happens."
"Yes, so what I'm most afraid of is to learn a little bit and feel that I can do it, and then when something happens, I just run towards the opponent's knife. That will really kill people." Xu Chuan added, basically what he said here is the same.
Otherwise, it would really be a popular science program.
After that, we can relax and play games, and the program will be over.
"Xiaochuan, it's going to be noon soon. Let's have a meal together and let me do my part as a landlord." He Ling grabbed Xu Chuan backstage.
Xu Ziwen joked on the side, "Don't Teacher He invite us?"
"How is that possible? Of course we go together." He Ling was very happy this time. The content of the program was very interesting, and more importantly, he got connected with Xu Chuan.
He Ling took everyone to a private restaurant in a remote location, "This is opened by my friend. It's relatively quiet."
A group of more than a dozen people requested two private rooms. "He specializes in Hunan cuisine here. I don't know if you are used to it."
"I have no problem, just give me a fish head with chopped peppers and Mao's braised pork." Xu Chuan said leaning against the window. The backyard is a garden and a small pond, which is very unique.
The guests and hosts were seated separately. He Ling was very good at mobilizing the atmosphere so that no one would feel left out. This was a rare skill.
The atmosphere was great, and the food was really good, but Gao Wen obviously couldn't get used to the spiciness here, and her face turned red after just two bites.
Xu Chuan put some non-spicy dishes in front of her, "Why bother with your stomach?"
There was a knock on the door of the box, and the moment the door was pushed open, Xu Chuan jumped up from his seat almost without warning. He didn't even hear any footsteps. Dong Qin followed closely behind, with a flick of his wrist.
A micro-technical Makora jumping knife is already in your hand.
The door was kicked back by Xu Chuan. There was a muffled groan outside the door, and Dong Qin rushed out. "Damn, Xu Chuan, you are crazy!" A familiar voice sounded.
Everyone looked at him in shock. He didn't even know that the dish He Ling held on his chopsticks slipped.
In the lounge, a woman wearing a support T-shirt and shorts was slumped on the sofa, covering her head with an ice pack. That door was really strong.
"Sister, can you make some noise when you walk? I thought it was a killer." Xu Chuan looked at Luo Jialing with a funny look on her head.
"I'm knocking on the door, okay?" Luo Jialing scolded the man who had been stabbed a thousand times in her heart. This was so unfair.
He Ling opened the door and came in, "How is Xiaochuan?"
"It's just a misunderstanding. We know each other." Xu Chuan explained, "Teacher He, please explain to everyone. I'm sorry."
He Ling quickly waved her hand, "It's okay, it's okay, but does this little girl want to go to the hospital?"
"She? She has practiced Iron Tou Kung Fu, and her head can break several bricks. What kind of hospital should she go to?", and then she was attacked by a pillow on the sofa.
He Ling looked at them and couldn't tell what their relationship was.
After closing the door, only the two of them were left, "What's wrong, don't tell me that you are here to support me." Xu Chuan pointed at Luo Jialing's T-shirt and handed her a can of Fat House Happy Water.
"What's wrong with the support? I'm a member of the Girls' Generation fan club now, okay?" Luo Jialing pulled the tab and took a sip.
"Huh?" Xu Chuan was speechless, "Sister, are you very free? Does the foreign affairs department allow you to fish like this?" This woman must be mentally abnormal.
"I also have hobbies."
"Is chasing stars considered a hobby?"
Luo Jialing put down the ice bag, "Okay, let's get down to business. I need your help with something." She took out a document bag from her backpack and handed it to Xu Chuan.
On the other side, He Ling was explaining to Xu Chuan. Gao Wen looked at the closed door on the other side. She wanted to know who the woman was.
"That woman has no brains, don't worry about her." Dong Qin had put away the switchblade and complained to Luo Jialing without any scruples, "She is from the foreign affairs department. I don't know what she has to do with me, but I'm sure
It’s just not a good thing.”
"We don't want to know who she is, but we want to know where you hide all your knives?" a female host asked with a smile. She had already discovered that these people were not difficult to get along with, and they spoke much more casually.
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Seeing that she was quite curious, Dong Qin took out the switchblade from the inside of his jeans and handed it over, "Be careful, it's very sharp."
When she pressed the switch, the blade with the drain groove popped out with a whoosh, making her tremble.
In another room, Xu Chuan was holding the document given to him by Luo Jialing and looking at it carefully, with an unprecedented serious expression on his face.
After reading it, he frowned and breathed a long sigh of relief, "It's surprising that such a serious thing could happen." Then he put all kinds of information and photos into the document bag. He squeezed it in his hand and felt that it was quite heavy.
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"Yeah, it's really serious. Otherwise, why would I come to you..." Before Luo Jialing could finish speaking, she was slapped in the face by a whole pack of A4 paper.
"Do you really think I'm an idiot?" Xu Chuan pushed the woman on the sofa and pressed her head with the pillow on the sofa.
"DC8? Why didn't you say it was red mercury?" Luo Jialing made a sound of 'woo hoo~', struggling with her hands. Xu Chuan's two long and muscular legs were held at her waist, and she couldn't borrow them at all.
The force was swaying in the air, this posture was really shameful.
If Luo Jialing had been prepared, she would certainly not have fallen into such a situation, but since Xu Chuan had the upper hand, it was impossible for her to make a comeback.
After a while, the woman's struggle became weak. Xu Chuan was startled and quickly took the pillow away. Of course, he didn't kill her, but what if he missed it?
Seeing that this woman's face was red from holding back, and she was about to lose consciousness, "I'll wipe it." Xu Chuan quickly lowered his head and patted her face, and then was counterattacked.
Luo Jialing grabbed his collar, wrapped her right leg around his neck and pressed down hard. The two of them were instantly entangled and rolled from the sofa to the floor.
When a group of people heard the noise and opened the door, the room was already in a mess. The two people were entangled together like two shrimps. Xu Chuan was half kneeling on the ground and pressed his left hand on Luo Jialing's face. His right arm was covered by this
Clamp the woman's thighs, and a cross will be formed soon.
"NMD, let go." Xu Chuan cursed with a ferocious face, having been deceived by this woman.
Luo Jialing gritted her teeth and said, "Let your sister go."
Xu Ziwen stood at the door, opened his mouth, silently took out his mobile phone, clicked, and took a picture.