Those who came to attend the annual meeting were all company staff, and some signed artists were in other places and some had jobs. However, after many people learned that Xu Chuan would attend, they all bought air tickets overnight and rushed back to Beijing.
The big boss is here, and there are any excuses for others not to participate. Are you not afraid of being worn with small shoes? There is a rumor that the big boss is extremely jealous and has a very revenge. No one intends to really try the truth or falsehood of the rumors.
"It's you, otherwise at least one-fifth of the people here will not attend the annual meeting." Zhou Hao was very moved when he looked at the number of people who were obviously inconsistent with the previous statistics. Fortunately, he booked the entire hotel, otherwise it would be really troublesome.
Several people Xu Chuan didn't know came to say hello, probably because they wanted to be familiar with each other, but the problem was that they didn't know that Master Xu was face-blind, and such a face that passed by was basically not entering the storage space of his brain.
"So I said that these people are brainless, and county officials are better off now. Mr. Zhou should not forget to put on their shoes later." Xu Chuan, Zhou Hao and several management teams sat around the main table.
"Damn, the bad guy asked me to do it, right?" Zhou Hao cursed with a smile.
The other people on the table were thinking quickly, and the relationship between the two seemed to be very good.
Entertainment media companies have inherent advantages in doing such party-like activities, at least the host does not need to invite them from outside.
The one standing on the stage was actually Bai Fengji. This was the first time Xu Chuan knew that she had such work experience.
She was wearing a light-colored long skirt, and her slightly tight design undoubtedly revealed her mature figure, instantly attracting everyone's attention.
Xu Chuan obviously heard the sound of a vice president sitting opposite him swallowing his saliva. Tsk, it was so obvious.
Xu Chuan glanced at the other party, "Are you hungry, Mr. Chen?" Then he turned to the waiter, "Serve the food quickly, don't have some strength."
The old man's face turned red and white so he didn't know what to say. Xu Chuan continued, "You can't do this, how can you be so embarrassed to be in the entertainment industry?"
Zhou Hao laughed directly, of course he understood the meaning of this sentence, "You... I really convinced you."
"What are you talking about?" Xu Ziwen was sitting at a table next to him, and now he ran over and sat next to Xu Chuan.
"We're talking about fish," another department head replied with a smile.
Xu Chuan changed his expression directly, frowned and threw the chopsticks in his hand into the middle of the table, "I'm talking about NM, if you can't chat, just shut up."
Zhou Hao also stared at him, "What are you saying?"
This face turned pale in an instant. Although he knew that he had said the wrong thing, no one had scolded him in public.
Miss Xu looked puzzled, "Why are you doing swearing? Isn't it just seafood?"
"You..." Xu Chuan was speechless, "Damn, don't take it anymore, they are talking dirty jokes."
"Ha?" Xu Ziwen glared at everyone sitting on the table, and she was about to go back and complain.
What happened here certainly attracted everyone's attention. The originally chaotic hall that was close to this circle had already become quiet. Although I don't know what happened, the boss threw away the chopsticks and probably got angry.
As an atmosphere destroyer, Xu Chuan was not affected by the atmosphere at all. Otherwise, everyone wanted to be the top leader, and everyone's emotions had to follow you. This was really cool.
He pushed Xu Ziwen back to the table next to him, and it was really hard for everyone to talk to with her.
"Whoever talks with my sister is not clean anymore, don't blame me for turning against me." A waiter has brought the tableware again and arranged it for Xu Chuan.
Zhou Hao sat next to Xu Chuan with a helpless look on his face. This man still spoke so unscrupulously.
The one who had swallowed before had already reacted and quickly stood up and picked up the tea and poured it on Xu Chuan, "Mr. Xu, I blame me, I will blame me, don't mind after drinking some wine at noon."
Xu Chuan knew that this guy wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but what does it mean to drink at work?
After looking at the other party Xu Chuan didn't say anything, he picked up the cup, and this matter was over.
The annual meeting is still going on, and Bai Weiji is not sure what is going on below. Before following the process, the boss should go up to say something. Zhou Hao originally planned to let Xu Chuan come to this matter, but of course Mr. Xu refused firmly.
Zhou Hao walked onto the stage amid everyone's applause. The man was wearing an LV formal outfit and looked really awesome.
Mr. Zhou first summarized the achievements of UC Media last year, and then looked forward to the future, commonly known as Painting Big Cake, and then presented awards to some outstanding employees.
After all these, the banquet finally began. The hotel started serving dishes and performed various programs on the stage.
Not only the employees prepared, but also some of the eighteenth-tier stars from other companies, which made it quite lively anyway.
During this period, many people came to toast. Master Xu used Coke to deal with him, but no one questioned his behavior. Most of them were 'I did it, you can do it at will.'
A group of eighteenth-tier girls on the stage were singing and dancing. Xu Chuan squinted his eyes and glanced at him, and then found that for him, a face-blind person, he could only distinguish between his clothes and hairstyle. In his eyes, he looked almost the same with makeup.
Hiss, it's so scary.
Then Xu Chuan found that several management teams were really preparing the show. Zhou Hao prepared the magic tricks, but they still received applause from everyone. The guy who was scolded by Xu Chuan just now gave a tenor song, which was actually quite good.
Halfway through the time, everyone had a great time eating. Bai Feiji walked on stage again. The following program was what everyone had been looking forward to for a long time, crosstalk, I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, performers, Xu Chuan, Wei Qi.
Everyone cheered when they heard Xu Chuan's name, and some people looked at Wei Qi in confusion. This guy didn't tell anyone about this, even if he was in the same dormitory as him.
With excitement, Wei Qi followed Xu Chuan and walked onto the stage.
Master Xu looked at Wei Qi standing on his right hand and looked dark, "Brother, are you planning to grab my position?"
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Wei Qi reacted and quickly stood on the left. He has been an extra for so many years. This is his most nervous time.
The people below laughed, Xu Chuan adjusted the microphone and said, "Okay, okay, let's see you scared the child."
Everyone laughed louder. The two people on the stage were about the same age, and even Wei Qi looked a little more mature. Master Xu's words were really funny.
"Back to the point, the New Year is coming soon. Everyone has worked very hard before. I wish you a happy new year. I wish you all the best in the new year, the two dragons soar, the three suns bring prosperity, the four seas inherit the wind, the five sons pass the imperial examination, the six six great success, the seven stars shine, the eight fighting spirit, the nine nines return to one, perfect and all the best!"
Xu Chuan first made a simple penetration, and he finished it in one breath, then he clasped his fists and bowed.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst out with the biggest cheers tonight. Although everyone had planned to cheer no matter how bad the people said, at least it would not be particularly embarrassing now.
Xu Ziwen sat down with his cell phone, shooting a video directly facing the stage, "I'll take a picture and go back to show my grandfather. My brother hasn't spoken crosstalk for many years."
"Has he said it before?" Gao Wen asked.
"He learned it when he was a child. I still have video tapes at home. When I go back, I will find it for you to see."
Everyone else sitting at the same table with them asked curiously. No one expected that the boss had learned crosstalk, but looking back at his variety show, it seemed that it was not impossible for He Ling to be speechless.
Xu Chuan is still continuing. There will be a mattress at the beginning of a crosstalk. How to let the audience enter this story naturally depends on the level of the mattress.
Because we have heard many jokes many times, basically every button and every bag is memorized by the audience. If the mattress at the beginning is unchanged, it will be difficult for everyone to bring it into the scene, so we just wait for someone to dig it alive. So many of the good ones in this part are just now.
However, there should not be too many cheats in Xu Chuan's section. The person next to him is not Mr. Yu who can be praised by everything.
Fortunately, no one has heard of this passage, and no one sitting beneath him dares to dig out his work.
Of course, he couldn't follow the original version, and just started with a little bit of "My Life" and then talked about those unlucky things to the identity of Wei Qi as an extra.
"This is our Teacher Wei, a good actor, and it will be popular soon."
"You are kind, you're not that hot."
"I recently took on a big job."
"What?"
"I'm about to become the spokesperson for dog riding rabbits."
"Ah? I don't show my face as an endorsement."
"It's okay, all the dogs ride rabbits and spray a picture of you."
"What's the point?"
"You will leave after you have three dollars."
"Hey, let's leave if I don't mention two."
...
The people sitting below were already laughing crazy. Everyone had never heard of such crosstalk with such intensive burdens.
"No wonder he was able to write those jokes in the love apartment." Gao Wen lay on the table, covering her stomach, feeling that her abdominal muscles were about to cramp.
Master Xu is still continuing.
...
"There is a group crosstalk of more than 400 people."
"Wow, four hundred people?"
"Good guy, this scene doesn't cost one million to get out of here."
...
"There is water below. At the beginning of the show, one hundred crosstalk people jumped out of the mountain."
"Ouch"
"Everyone jumped down with a parachute on his back. One hundred people came out of the water here, and one hundred planes here threw down."
...
"I'll do this, even those who are careless can come."
...
Zhou Hao was sitting below and smiling, his face turned red, "No wonder the Spring Festival Gala didn't let him talk about this, how could he let him talk about it?"
Of course, several deputy general managers asked what was going on.
"The director of the Spring Festival Gala asked our boss to save the scene. He prepared such a crosstalk for people. I guess Li Guanghu almost vomited blood after watching it."
Everyone at the table laughed, and they were simply pointing at the nose and cursing. How could he get on?
However, the big boss really dares to think and do it. This is the end of an ordinary person who will definitely ban it.
It's still going on stage
"Do you want to be in the entertainment industry or become famous?"
"That's right"
"You have to learn to be thick-skinned first, and be shameless."
The people below were so funny that Mr. Xu was so cruel that he really scolded himself. Eighty-most of the people sitting were in the entertainment industry.
"I said, sister, don't take it to your heart. You don't feel hurt when you stand and speak. More than 4,000 people are watching me give birth to a baby. It's so embarrassing."
"It's a little bit."
"I said this is nothing. That year, the Olympic bid was successful, and there was a person in front of Tiananmen who had children with more than 20,000 people."
"yes!"
"Oh, that's me too."
"It's all her!"
...
Throughout the whole paragraph, Wei Qi's performance was pretty good. Except for the beginning, the others were a little nervous.
This is definitely the warmest applause and cheer tonight. It has nothing to do with Xu Chuan's identity, because this episode is really exciting.
Some people were excited and shouted that they were going back, really thinking this was a teahouse.
"Come on, have a drink." Zhou Hao filled the cup for Master Xu.
Xu Chuan touched the sweat on his forehead and said that this was definitely a laborious job. He was not so tired even if he carried a weight for five kilometers.
Wei Qi has returned to his position, and several people with good relationships with him are asking him what's going on.
Xu Chuan looked at Zhou Hao, "By the way, has Zhang Wei's role been decided in the second season of Love Apartment? If not, give it to Wei Qi."
Zhou Hao agreed without thinking that it was just a small sitcom character, not an important thing.
Everyone else is feeling lucky for Wei Qi. It doesn’t matter if the small role is, at least it left an impression on the big boss, and there will be opportunities in the future.
The banquet on site continued, but everyone was no longer interested in the remaining shows. Except for the few girl groups dancing in stockings, no one watched other shows anymore. It was so dull.
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! However, it is indeed coming to an end, everyone is tweeting and waiting for the final lottery.
Everyone was excited about the final prize, but no one thought it would hit them. They all knew which management team would be in the pocket.
Xu Chuan looked at the time and it was almost done. He stood up and walked straight to the stage, taking the microphone from Bai Fuji's hand.
When the people in the audience saw him, they thought they would really return, so they all started to cheer, "Ah~"
Xu Chuan stood there and smiled, "We have all gone to the teahouse to listen to crosstalk, right?"
He waved his hand to calm everyone down, "There is no more return. I'll wait until I have a chance in the future. I'll say something else now."
Seeing the people below slowly calm down, Xu Chuan nodded, "Well, at the beginning, Mr. Zhou also said that everyone did a good job last year, and it was really hard. I would like to thank everyone for their efforts."
Everyone gradually became serious, and some of the people who were still fighting for alcohol were pulled onto the chair by the people next to them. Everyone knew that the boss was serious at this time.
"UC Media is not my only company. This is my habit of doing things. The salary I pay for employees must be the best in the industry, and it is the first one."
"Of course, this has to be said separately. For example, the artist signs a brokerage contract and the share of the money received is based on industry standards, but I can guarantee that even if you are a newcomer, I will not give you some tricks like some companies, or let you go out for a drink. Do I know that I can't afford to lose that person?"
The scene became completely quiet, and there was no sound of chopsticks. Everyone was moaning. Who was messing with him?
"My requirements are not high, and I abide by the rules. What rules are there? Now which one of you can tell me what is written on the first page of the employee manual?"
His eyes swept across everyone present, some of them feeling the sensation of needles.
There was no answer, no one could answer.
"Don't touch contraband. This was what I asked someone to add at the beginning. You won't think I'm joking."