"The pig demon is difficult to deal with, and it is even more difficult to deal with on a full moon night. Apart from me... who can defeat it?" Mr. Kong Kong's voice is not loud, but he is also a powerful exorcist after all, so he can easily defeat the people present.
You can hear his confident words.
When they saw the visitor, the costumed exorcist and Tian Canjiao exchanged taunts that looked like commercial flattery but were actually demeaning to each other. Tian Canjiao even wanted to compete with Mr. Kong Kong to compare his Kong Kong swordsmanship with his own Tian Canjiao.
Who is the strongest with a broken leg?
"You want to be the first, I will give it to you. There is nothing good about being the first. Being the first is very empty and lonely... You mortals will not understand..." Looking at the people beside me because of the flowers in Yihongyuan
The aunt who had too much money and could only be hired with a small amount of money, Mr. Kong Kong said: "Be low-key and don't throw away the flowers."
Frowning, Aunt Sahua looked at Mr. Kong Kong: "Boss, didn't you tell us to keep throwing it away?"
Mr. Kong Kong looked at his aunt speechless and helplessly, and could only cough a few words to hint her to stop talking.
But in the final analysis, this aunt is just hired from a small mountain village. How can she know that some things should not be said too clearly: "What does ahem mean? To throw it away or not to throw it away?"
Being so angry that he coughed a few more times, Mr. Kong Kong said bitterly: "Don't throw it away!"
"If you don't throw it away, you still have to be paid!"
Mr. Kong Kong pinched his thigh and said, "I know!" He looked at the two Tian Canjiao people who were watching the excitement in front of them and said, "Don't get me wrong, I don't understand what she is talking about at all!"
Tian Canjiao laughed: "Why don't you take two steps by yourself?"
"Don't I walk just like you? I, Master Kong Kong, have my own style!" Master Kong Kong looked arrogant.
However, the aunt responded directly: "You are not empty, you are kidney-deficient. I have seen more men than you in my life. You can't be wrong!" Behind the aunt, another aunt couldn't help but laugh.
Got up.
Mr. Kong Kong trembled and pointed at Madam Sahua, almost speechless with anger: "Don't talk nonsense! I am empty! It's not kidney deficiency! I have a kidney...ah, no, I have been empty since I was a child. I have a kidney.
protected……"
"That's enough!" Although the scene in front of him made everyone in the world laugh a little, Chen Xuanzang had just experienced a life-and-death experience. He really couldn't see the three people in front of him who were highly capable of subduing demons arguing over something insignificant: "
The pig demon was already powerful, but now that he is gone, it will be even more powerful on a full-moon night! Then all life will be in ruins! Why don’t the three of you just join forces and subdue the pig demon!"
"Who is this beggar?" Young Master Kong said the extremely offending words with a calm face.
"I'm not a beggar, I'm also an exorcist. I don't agree with each other..." Chen Xuanzang turned around and left.
At this moment, Miss Duan suddenly jumped out and expressed her support for Chen Xuanzang, but her support did not bring Chen Xuanzang's kindness. Instead, she scolded Miss Duan for repeatedly blocking his path to Buddhism.
"Give me back "Three Hundred Children's Songs"!"
Looking at the angry Chen Xuanzang, Miss Duan said softly: "There are so many people, give me some face..."
Chen Xuanzang still shouted: "Give me back "Three Hundred Children's Songs"!"
With her eyes slowly turning red, Miss Duan took out "Three Hundred Children's Songs" from her arms and tore it into pieces in front of Chen Xuanzang.
Chen Xuanzang, who was greatly stimulated by this scene, raised his hand and was about to hit Miss Duan. Miss Duan stopped her friends and subordinates from trying to control Chen Xuanzang, and looked at Chen Xuanzang with red eyes: "Hit, you hit."
Chen Xuanzang looked at the eyes of the girl in front of him who were about to cry. He calmed down and put down his hand. Unexpectedly, he was kicked several times by Miss Duan, who cursed him as a coward and a waste. Without her help, he would have died long ago.
What an exorcist!
Chen Xuanzang, who had just embarrassed Miss Duan, could be said to have received his retribution immediately, and he himself was humiliated in front of everyone.
When she came to Mr. Kong Kong, Miss Duan, who had no idea how to display the delicate beauty of a woman, actually sat softly in Mr. Kong Kong's arms.
Mr. Kong was already in love with women, which was why his body was empty. Looking at the dumbfounded two people, he felt very happy in his heart.
It doesn’t matter if you have kidney deficiency. Being handsome means having beautiful women fall into your arms. Those of you with weird looks won’t understand.
However, only those who watched the video knew that Miss Duan was in the arms of Mr. Kong Kong, but her eyes were looking at the departing Chen Xuanzang. The sadness in her eyes aroused many sentimental people.
When Chen Xuanzang disappeared into the woods late at night, Miss Duan stood up and left in the opposite direction, regardless of whether Mr. Kong was inviting her to drink or enjoy the sun.
The scene turned to Chen Xuanzang walking through the woods and walking on a high-altitude plank road. Heavy rain and strong winds could not stop his steps, and finally he came to a ruined temple in the wilderness.
However, after looking around the ruined temple, Chen Xuanzang could not see where the huge Buddha statue was.
After washing his face with water from the stone basin in the ruined temple, Chen Xuanzang saw the four characters engraved on the stone basin in the reflection in the water - Mirror Flowers and Water Moon.
As if he had some realization, Chen Xuanzang sat cross-legged in front of the ruined temple, looked at the surging wind and clouds, and closed his eyes.
After a moment, Chen Xuanzang opened his eyes. The desert lowland in front of him was actually covered by a large body of water. Under the reflection of the water, the rocks in the distance were a lying Buddha statue.
After finding the final goal, the rest was very simple. After thousands of miles of wind and rain, there were only a few dozen miles left. Chen Xuanzang spent some effort and climbed up Wuzhi Mountain.
In this desert, there is a lotus leaf pond on Wuzhi Mountain!
Chen Xuanzang carefully pushed aside the only white lotus in the lotus pond, and found that the lotus was actually growing above the entrance of a small hole. After thinking about it, Chen Xuanzang squeezed into the small hole. After a few meters down, there was a small patch of lotus.
An open place.
Just as Chen Xuanzang was holding a lamp to look around the dim surroundings, a bald middle-aged man suddenly jumped out of the darkness, hugged Chen Xuanzang and almost kissed him.
After finally breaking free, Chen Xuanzang looked at the bald man and said, "I'm here to see Sun Wukong!"
"Me, me, me!" The bald middle-aged man pointed at himself and said, "Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, the Monkey King!"
In the world of egg fried rice, David Wang, who just participated in the food competition and became famous for his pure white egg fried rice, is a little confused as to why the Monkey King in the video looks so similar to him.
Not long after, some mysterious people took away David Wang, who was preparing to make egg fried rice at home.
"It's finally here! It's been five hundred years, and it's finally here!" Sun Wukong seemed to have been locked up in a dark room for too long and was a little mentally disturbed.
In Journey to the West, at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong was pinned down and unable to move. He was a little envious. Although few people had spoken for hundreds of years, the Sun Wukong in the video was able to have a small place to flutter around, but he was always pressed.
After finally calming down the excited Sun Wukong, Chen Xuanzang did not realize that Sun Wukong seemed to have known that he was coming. Instead, he asked Sun Wukong that his miserable appearance was more than a little different from the image of the legendary demon king.
Sun Wukong explained: "Ah, it's like this. Five hundred years ago, I was still a young and inexperienced young man. I had a little trouble with the Buddha, and then he used the "Great Sun Tathagata Sutra" to kill me.
I fought it down. I also realized my mistake, so I locked myself up here for five hundred years. For five hundred years, I never went out once! Here, I carefully study the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra.
"The mystery of."
"Look at me, the demonic nature in my body is completely gone now. Even the appearance of a demon no longer exists. Only truth, goodness and beauty are left!" Sun Wukong stood up and said.
Everyone in the world who knew about Sun Wukong realized that this was just a lie when Sun Wukong said that he had locked himself up. He was afraid that he had known that Chen Xuanzang would come, and he was afraid of this Buddhist monk who had ordered him to learn Buddhist scriptures.
People don't let themselves go, so they deceive them.
What's more important is what Sun Wukong said about "removing the demonic nature" and "truth, goodness and beauty".
Isn't this... the content of "Three Hundred Children's Songs"?