Chapter 390 Deadpool——Inventory of the first narration and commentary
Chapter 390 Deadpool - Taking stock of the first narration and commentary
Author: Curse Temple Curtain Curtain Wizard
Chapter 390 Deadpool - Taking stock of the first narration and commentary
["My sin?! Shet!!" Stryker smashed the window of the plane helplessly and furiously.
The plane hadn't even landed yet, and his heart was going up and down, almost as if he might have a cerebral hemorrhage.
Now there’s this Easter egg again!
It is no longer important that the inventory video implies that mutants are also human beings. What is important is that he takes stock of his identity as a righteous sinner!
Originally, I had planned to secretly develop mutant ideas, especially Jean Grey's Phoenix Force.
X Academy hasn't really been bombed. If we try to get some of her DNA, maybe we can secretly make a high-quality imitation. With a weapon version of Jean Grey, Stryker doesn't care much.
His crimes were slightly revealed in the main body of the inventory.
But the inventory has to use an easter egg to reveal his crimes!
He could have guessed his fate, that is, he was in a daze and had no time to react, so he was locked up and became a tool for free contributions and rewards!
No, no, no, there is another way, that is to find a scapegoat!
And the best scapegoat is naturally Mystique, who has the ability to transform into other people!
She is still in the realm of the furry bear, and it is impossible for her to be her scapegoat, but it is not impossible.
Back in 1973, some of her genetic samples were obtained!
After calling the pilot to return immediately, Stryker planned to immediately start deciphering Mystique's genes at the dam base, and notified his superiors to create a scapegoat who looked exactly like him as soon as possible!
And according to the characteristics of the inventory video, the reward you get may be the mutant ability you hate. Then you can just find a weak mutant to be your scapegoat. On the contrary, it can also guide public opinion and make those ignorant people feel that "there is evil in evil"
"Report", the awakened mutant abilities are just useless like blowing nose and projectile vomiting!】
In Stryker's inner confusion, the Easter eggs began.
An iron door was opened, and a middle-aged officer looked at the two strong men in the dark cell with the rats, and introduced himself: "I am Major William Stryker. You are accused of killing your own commander. This is
?”
["This is Stryker?!" Scott Summers looked at the middle-aged officer wearing sunglasses in surprise: "I know that people's appearance changes with age...but this difference is also
Is it too big?"
Charles Xavier rubbed his chin and said: "You are right. According to my knowledge, no matter how old Stryker is, he will not become like this. Even his skeleton will be different. The most important point is,
It's Logan... This point in time seems to be the first time Stryker saw Logan, which shows that the timeline is much earlier than now... it was almost the Vietnam War period, and I also met Stryker during that period.
It’s...completely different! So there’s only one answer!”
"Multiverse?" asked Pietro Maximov.
Shaking her head, Jean Gray said: "From my intuition... it's not so much a parallel universe... as it is a different timeline... Stryker in this timeline looks like this, with a round face, but
Not so in our timeline, and even the Stryker in our timeline is more of a bad guy than he looks!"
Charles Xavier looked at Jean Grey, pondering her intuition.
To be precise, Charles Xavier felt that this should be Phoenix's intuition, not Jean Grey's.
On the other side, Stryker, who originally planned to concentrate on finding a scapegoat for himself, was also a little confused.
He also guessed that this might be a difference in parallel universes or timelines.
So here comes the question...
If it's me from a parallel universe... then what he does is none of my business?!
And does the reward belong to him or to me?!
unless……
These Strykers are actually themselves, they just look different...
To achieve such a result, there is actually only one possibility, and that is that the time in their world is like that of Superman's world, which can be reversed at the extreme speed of the Speed Force, instead of being like the Iron Man universe, where traveling to the past is actually going to
Another universe with an earlier time node!
In this case, in your own universe, you can change the future by affecting the past. In other words, the reason why there are very different versions of yourself is because the timeline has been disturbed!
Essentially, everyone is the same person, but a slight disturbance on the timeline may cause the date of birth to be one or two days or even one or two seconds different, resulting in similar but different life trajectories!
A thin layer of cold sweat broke out on Stryker's forehead.
The crisis of Apocalypse has not been completely resolved and can only be put on hold for the time being. Another Phoenix Force that I don’t know how to deal with has appeared. Now it is suspected that there is an abnormal disturbance in the timeline?!
But don’t let this happen on such a small earth like theirs!
Not only did Stryker guess this, many media editors were already preparing to make this speculation a front-page headline. Even the inventory couldn't compare!
After all, inventory is available all the time, but most of the time it has nothing to do with you, but this time it seems that there is a big event like timeline disturbance in your world!
If you don’t quickly come up with some conspiracy theories or other gimmicks to make money, are you going to be stupid and wait for your competitors to step on you?
I heard that there seemed to be an exhibition like this recently. One of the exhibitors made a mistake, and then was beaten down by the competitors. It profoundly demonstrated what real business war means is not to strategize, but to simply wait for the opponent to make mistakes.
However, the exhibition party was quite smart. They used all kinds of temporary workers and money-making skills, and many colleagues calmed down the storm before they had time to severely suppress it.】
In the video, a round-faced man with fingernails like a feline sneered: "If you want to recruit us as your subordinates, forget it. Obviously we are very unaccustomed to being controlled!"
"Say less!" Logan, who appeared in the main body of the inventory, said to the round-faced man.
Showing a bloodthirsty smile, the round-faced man shouted "Sir" in a very ungrateful manner.
"I heard your execution was carried out ten minutes ago." William Stryker said, "How do you feel?"
Playing with the mouse lying on his body, the round-faced man said: "It doesn't hurt or itch."
"You are tired of escaping, right?" William Stryker walked into the dirty and dark cell with an unchanging expression: "Don't you want to hide your true nature anymore?"
The joking smile on the round-faced man's face disappeared: "It's none of your business?"
"It's none of my business." William Stryker chuckled: "Because I know how special and valuable you are!"
Looking at the two confused people, Stryker said: "Listen, you can either stay here in the dark until they find a way to kill you, or you can follow me... I am forming a special team.
, there are many privileges. Tell me, how do you plan to choose?"
The scene turned, and a luxurious civilian aircraft flew through the clouds in the dark night.
Inside the seemingly harmless outer shell is a completely militarized inner decoration.
Among the military squadron hidden in the form of a civilian airliner were Logan and the round-faced burly man who were previously imprisoned somewhere.
"In this world, I love this knife more than anything." Opposite the round-faced strong man, a young man carefully wiped the long knife in his hand: "Do you want to know why?"
The round-faced man replied without hesitation: "I don't want to."
Judging from the expression of the round-faced man, he was very impatient with this young man playing with knives.
But even if he was rejected, the young man explained: "Because it is very commemorative. Although it is a bit bulky and troublesome to bring on the plane, if you wave this knife a few times at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, you will definitely impress everyone present."
It will be unforgettable for a lifetime!”
"Very interesting, Wade." The round-faced man squinted his eyes: "Why do you think I care about your knife?"
{"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" The inventory screen suddenly paused, and a man in a red and black tights ran into the screen panting. It was obviously a flying plane, but this man seemed to have come from nowhere.
He ran over with the same strength, not in this airtight cabin: "Hello everyone in the world, my name is Wade Wilson, I actually have a middle name, but that is not important, after all, everyone
It’s better to call me Deadpool, because I wear a uniform and am a super...anti-hero! I digress, you may not understand what is going on, so I will explain it next!"
Clearing his throat, Deadpool continued: "A certain mysterious existence that everyone knows gave me a very good opportunity to become a temporary...narrator? It doesn't seem to be a narrator, but it probably has a similar function.
Although the time will not be very long and it will be gone after this inventory is over, this is indeed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for me. My existence is to help that existence liven up the atmosphere! Whether it is the length of time or the number of words, in short, how do you like to define it?
How can I put it this way! This opportunity is very rare. If I hadn’t been fighting Vanessa...ahem, it’s far away. Anyway, I’m sorry that I was late because I had to put on pants. I should speak to my peer.
I came here before, let me apologize to you first - red bean paste private Marseille!"
"First of all, I have something to make clear." Pointing to the peer who was sitting and about to speak, Deadpool drew his knife and slashed the peer's neck without hesitation, but found that it was a three-dimensional structure that looked very real.
But it was like a shadow passed by, nothing happened, so he put away the long knife behind his back and said angrily: "Okay, I really can't hit... Ahem, this guy looks like me.
Shockingly handsome, just a little less handsome than everyone in front of the screen, he is also called Wade Wilson, and later he was also called Deadpool, but please don’t equate him with me! Because his whole person, except for the current situation
The appearance so far is simply a pile of Shet! And it is also one of the two most disgusting piles of Shet in the entire multiverse! Of course, this is my personal feeling. You may think there are more Shet, after all, the subject of the review later
One of them will make some people in the world feel similar to me."
Speaking like a machine gun, Deadpool was suddenly startled: "I seem to have spoiled something? Has my head been blocked by Infinite Ultron? I actually said such an important thing! In short, everyone, please
Be sure to ignore what I just said about 'the appearance so far' and 'the subject of review later'. Really, I beg you, if you feel sincerity is not enough, I can cut one of my kidneys for you.
Come on down, to be honest, if these waists match, you will definitely be impressed by the entire race!"
"Because this is very important!" Deadpool clenched his fist and said, "Whether I can clean up two of my most disgusting poops depends on the existence of that adult... Ah, Brother Zoffie, I'm not talking about you.
Then……"
Deadpool gestured at the screen with a heart, his eyes in the mask were curved and looked very cartoonish: "Cousin Deathstroke, it's been so long since the rewards have been counted, but I don't seem to have received a call? Remember to call me at any time.
Oh~ After all, the reason why my clothes are red is because I am too lazy to wash them. It is said that some versions of your clothes can also heal themselves. I really want to discuss it! Although our mercenaries do not lack so much money for clothes, every day
Shopping for clothes for the first time is really annoying, right?”}
[All Heavens and Worlds: "..."]
["What the hell was that just now??" Tony Stark's mind was at a loss: "What species was that??"
Bruce Wayne also stayed for a while: "Maybe... a mutant?"
The corner of Tony Stark's mouth twitched: "I know there is a lot of information in his words, and he should indeed be a mutant, but he... the style of this thing doesn't seem quite right!"
Barry Allen also looked weird: "I also feel...it feels like...he doesn't worry about anything..."]
["Wade Wilson?" Charles Xavier looked strange: "It would be a lot more convenient if he had that face..."
With that said, Charles Xavier turned around and pressed the joystick of his wheelchair towards the brainwave intensifier: "My intuition tells me that if we can find him, we can get a huge intelligence advantage!"
"Why?" Scott Summers wondered: "He doesn't look like a wise intelligence agent. It can't be because he is the real first narrator of the inventory video, right?"
Charles Xavier said without looking back, hating that the speed of the wheelchair could only be so limited: "That's right, Scott, that's all!"]