["Sekiya, even Nobita can shut up more concisely than me!" Seeing Nobita tell Doraemon everything in just a few words, Hu Yifei, who had suffered a lot in talking in Sekiya, said with a smile.
Tang Youyou on the side nodded repeatedly.
Guan Gu magically said awkwardly: "He...he was so nervous before, he just wanted to make things clear..."
"What a bad temper I have!" Hu Yifei sneered: "I really want to talk a lot when I encounter an urgent matter. I can't explain it clearly in a short time. I'm afraid that if I don't say no, I'll delay my business!"
Guan Guqi did not believe in evil: "What's the emergency? Isn't modern society so peaceful? He couldn't have suddenly gotten a serious illness and wanted to die without taking any medicine, right? Or he was deceived into going to the Golden Triangle and was tortured there.
Is the scammer violent and wrong? No, he is bragging. He has watched so many episodes of Conan, and with his IQ, he can deceive them. As the boss of scammers, there is no way he can be deceived!"
"Oh? No?" Tang Youyou said, "As we all know, geniuses have very good memories, so let me tell him, why do you want to watch "Doraemon" with them there?"
Sekiya Miracle said righteously: "Of course I want to worship Yidong's world-class cartoons! Although what they are watching now is not the live-action version!"
"Oh?" Tang Youyou continued to say: "That genius Mr. Miracle Sekiya, I really don't remember how many props Doraemon has in the League?"
Guan Gu's magical expression froze: "Then...how can you remember it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian on the side said: "Oh, don't say that kind of nutritious thing, otherwise readers will ask me to tell you the number of words. Please say something nutritious!"
Before Guan Gu could retort magically, Zhang Wei on the side said: "Then what is nutritious?"
Lu Ziqiao said impatiently: "It's so simple, hurry up and advance the plot, otherwise it won't be enough!"]
Soon, a pillar in the huge building appeared, and Lilulu stood on the shoulders of the Christmas warrior. She slowly rose up and seemed to be saying something, but because she was too far away, she could not hear clearly.
Doraemon simply took out two paper cups from his fourth-dimensional pocket: "Look at his wireless microphone!"
Throwing one of the paper cups away, Doraemon and Nobita looked at the paper cup and ordered it to be near Lilu Lu. Soon they could hear what Lilu Lu said: "Please give the construction of the landing deck the highest priority.
Commander-in-Chief Dongda has given an order, begging them to complete it as soon as possible. The robot corps is ready to attack. Now they are waiting for the completion of their base construction! And that place will become their stronghold to occupy the earth.
!”
Opening her arms, Lilulu shouted: "We must work hard to build, and we must seriously and earnestly implement the operation to capture the people on earth!"
"Earthling capture operation?!" Nobita shouted in disbelief.
It was too late for Doraemon to hold down Nobita's mouth. The sound had already passed through the wireless microphone that was no different from a paper cup, and another microphone behind Li Lulu was ringing.
"Nobita, I'm here." Lilulu turned her head in surprise, looked at the wireless microphone and said: "What a coincidence, he just wanted to go over and bring me here. He hopes to expand the entrance to the mirror world and help him build the Corps.
Be prepared for his coming. He likes me very much and will never treat me badly! If he can get my help, the plan will go very smoothly! Come out, Nobita. Come over."
But the yandere's words undoubtedly made Nobita red, and he had to run quickly: "Run quickly!"
["That Mechanical Utopia, is it really mentally retarded..." Lu Ziqiao complained: "He can hardly see anymore..."
Tang Youyou said: "That Li Lulu from Bu Nao really has the potential to be a heroine! Let's see, Silly Hong Tian, needless to say red, at first glance, it's red and clean, and it's not artificial skin, right?
Well, it goes without saying that she is sweet. Looking like that is not the epitome of a sweet girl. The point is that she is stupid!"
"It's too stupid!" Lu Ziqiao continued: "She didn't even think about it. She couldn't make the entrance to the mirror world bigger. Doesn't that mean that the technology is not up to standard? And that's very unusual.
The comparison is not there. Although he doesn't understand science and technology, he can't make girls happy anyway. He has read a lot of novels and comics. Obviously, the gap in other technologies is easy to say. But in space technology, a little gap is very dangerous.
,Isn’t there a little difference?”
Zeng Xiaoxian on the side said: "No! The gap is so big. Anyone with a normal mind knows how to fight. Stop fighting. Just leave it alone!"
"We only talked about the stupid part, but not the stupid part!" Tang Youyou said.
Everyone; "Is there a difference?"
"Of course! Stupid is not what we said, but stupid is not!" Tang Youyou said: "The stupid thing is, didn't we notice? Even if she knew that her words were overheard, she was still showing off to the crowd,
It would be stupid to ask her to help him. It is obvious that she is more innocent than red paper! Only if she is naive enough to do stupid things, she will be stupid!"
Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized: "Oh~ I said she is as stupid as a red idiot!"
"Youyou don't mean that!" Although Guan Guqingqiu's eyes were in agreement with Lu Ziqiao, his mouth succumbed to Tang Youyou's eyes: "Youyou don't mean that, there will be a difference in the ending between stupid and stupid! If
If you are stupid, there will definitely be no happy ending, but if you are stupid, as the saying goes, you can get away with it! As simple as Noli Lulu, even if there is no "Doraemon" in their world, they can guess that she
It must have turned out red at first!”]
Nobita wanted to escape, but Li Lu Sui Mo Ke allowed him to succeed. He immediately sent a large number of robots to pursue him, and he also flew away in the Santa Claus Warrior: "He will definitely not let me escape!"
In the panic, Nobita and Doraemon were soon chased by robot soldiers.
Although technology is constantly changing, the highly anthropomorphic Doraemon League and Nobita suddenly forgot to resist, which also led to Nobita being killed by a machine.
The robot took him away directly.
Seeing Nobita being captured, Doraemon remembered whether he had weapons.
Taking out the air cannon attached to his legs from his fourth-dimensional pocket, Doraemon took advantage of being a robot to quickly lock and predict the route to capture Nobita's robot, and successfully fired the air cannon to prevent the robot from taking away Nobita.
But precisely because of this, the bamboo dragonfly with Nobita's head fell to the east, and Doraemon almost missed catching Nobita, which fell from the sky dozens of meters away.
Even after catching it, they were not out of danger. As soon as the huge legs fell from the sky, Doraemon and Nobita fell directly to the ground in the air waves.
Fortunately, the height was already very low at this time. Although Nobita and Doraemon fell to the ground, they were not seriously injured.
"Come on, Nobita, join them!" Lilulu said, floating next to Santa Samurai, looking at Nobita and Doraemon next to Santa Samurai's right leg.
With that said, he raised his legs again, hoping to catch Nobita directly.
Doraemon reacted again and pulled Nobita, who was in a daze, to fly towards the active fishing pond.
Lilulu also knew that she must not let the two escape, otherwise the confidentiality of the invasion would be destroyed, so she immediately released a bolt of lightning with her leg fingers, knocking the bamboo dragonfly off Doraemon's head.
Just when Doraemon was about to land, Doraemon suddenly thought and aimed the air cannon that was attached to his legs at the wrong ground.
The compressed air blew up a small piece of the ground, and the huge air wave provided the critical boost, pushing Doraemon and Nobita who were very close to the exit into the active fishing pond, and successfully returned to the real world.
But before they could relax, they discovered that one of Santa Claus' legs had also passed through the movable fishing pond and started tearing up the movable fishing pond itself.
"Please expand the exit!" Standing next to the projection of the movable fishing pond in the mirror world, Li Lulu commanded the huge Christmas warrior with cold eyes.
As for the posture, it's not very good-looking. The Santa Claus warrior doesn't have the power of a giant robot, but instead reveals a bit of vulgarity.
"She...she actually wanted it to violently open the exit?!" Doraemon's eyes were so frightened that he rushed forward to pull Nobita, wanting to take him away from the area.
But it was too late. As a huge brute force was exerted on the fishing pond that was not designed with sturdiness in mind, the power of space collapse suddenly exploded, and a large amount of energy was released from it, forming a bright light that shot straight into the sky.
But that doesn't mean that all the energy has been transferred to the sky. There is still a lot of energy released in the form of shock waves, which flattened an area centered on the active fishing pond. Many century-old trees survived.
During the war, we survived the bombings, but we did not survive the troubles caused by naughty children.
"Doraemon!" After the explosion subsided, Nobita ran towards Doraemon, whose head was buried in the ground and was trying to pull himself out.
["Oh no," Wu Liuqi couldn't help but said, "Is Nobita really an ordinary person? Can he withstand such a powerful explosion?"
Lines of data flashed across Prince Sturt's glasses: "According to analysis, he is indeed an ordinary human being, even worse than me. He is not a truly ordinary child."
"Hey, what do you mean you're not as good as him!" Wu Liuqi said in dissatisfaction; "Is he a weakling?!"
Prince Sturt nodded and then said: "In fact, it is not difficult to understand. Is human science in the 22nd century beyond imagination? Maybe he can't detect it, but in fact, doesn't Nobita deny ordinary life? A reasonable guess.
, he feels that with the science and technology of the 22nd century, it is completely possible to do it without changing Nobita's genes, but it can give him extraordinary vitality and physical resistance."
Wu Liuqi looked at Prince Sturt with resentment: "I don't mean that. Anyway, we can't see the technology of mankind in the future, so we can guess as much as we want?"
Prince Sturt shook his head: "No, no reasoning, reasonable reasoning, I'm sorry. After all, no matter how powerful the technology is, some logic must be followed. After all, he doesn't think that technology has developed to the extreme and can defy logic.
”]
["Maybe!" Conan said: "Before the Trisolaran world was taken stock, who would have known that interstellar wars are just about shooting light rays back and forth, and that wars can be fought using things like two-way foils?"
Dr. A Li nodded: "Maybe, the technology of the 22nd century can really defy logic? For example, with a phone call, the entire world can be changed, for example, the world of science can be turned into magic.
world."
Hattori Heiji held his chin and said, "Isn't that unreasonable? He can understand what will happen after making a certain kind of super technology like a telephone, but turning the scientific world into a magical world, wouldn't it be too whimsical?
Isn’t that as unreasonable as if you can fly by stepping on your left foot and right foot?”
Dr. A Li spread his legs: "That's why I said it, maybe it's illogical, but don't think it's inappropriate. The inventory video has appeared. In a world like theirs, you can see so many weird appearances, let alone other people."
What about the world? Please tell me it’s strange and illogical, but their world doesn’t want to give in too much, right? Counting in days, it’s been many years since Shinichi became Conan, but the fact is, the calendar is not that year!”
Conan sighed: "That's true. If you don't pay attention to the time in their world, it will be really strange. Everyone knows the correct sequence of the months, but if the week and month pass Monday, then until Saturday, and then again
It’s not Monday, but it’s not like that at all. It’s very confusing. Tomorrow is Friday, but tomorrow is Tuesday!”]
It’s very late, and I’m constipated. How about the anorectal department in Hubei... He is currently doing well in Sichuan, but he is afraid that he will suffer from hemorrhoids when he goes to school...