Scott Lang stared blankly at the spaceship falling from the sky, and a blue female cyborg walked down neatly.
"Hey, human." A raccoon stood at the entrance of the spacecraft and asked Scott Lang: "Where's Big Green?"
Scott Lang replied blankly: "Um...in the kitchen?"
Although the captain has already said before that there will be alien comrades...but really...it is too different from what I imagined. Aliens are so similar to humans?
"Hi, hello, this is really cool!" Scott Lang said hello to Smurfette who was passing by.
However, Smurfette just said to the communicator on her collar: "Rhode, be careful when you land, there is a fool here."
Scott Lang smirked as he watched Smurfette walk by. The war machine that suddenly landed in front of him was so frightening that he dropped the Mexican taco in his hand.
Looking at Scott Lang who was startled by him, War Machine smiled and said: "Hello, a normal-sized person."
Fortunately, Bruce Banner, who had just come out, happened to do a lot. After handing Scott Lang a lunch, he and the little raccoon left the Avengers base in the spaceship.
The little raccoon was holding a Walkman that looked familiar to Star-Lord, and he and Bruce Banner took the spaceship to a beach. The sign on the roadside said "Welcome to New Asgard".
In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star-Lord has angrily decided to kill the little raccoon when he sees him, steal his spaceship, and also rob his Walkman! In addition to having a decent taste in music, he is simply
What a heinous crime!
In Asgard, Odin and Frigga looked at the street sign of New Asgard and looked at each other. Of course they recognized that that was the place where Hela was sealed, so Asgard was still destroyed.
Finally lingering here...
At this time, the second and third princesses of Asgard - Thor and the evil god Loki were under Odin's throne. As soon as Thor saw the so-called "New Asgard", he was about to follow Odin impatiently.
Din and Frigga yelled a few words before being pulled down by Loki.
But he could see clearly that the sadness in the eyes of his father, queen and queen was not suitable for the stupid brother to stimulate.
As Bruce Banner and the little raccoon enter a seaside town in a rickety pickup truck, the residents along the way even rival the people of Asgard.
Looking at the huge Asgard Kingdom, after Ragnarok, there were only a few people left who could form a small village. Odin closed his eyes in pain.
But soon he opened one eye again and continued watching the video.
"Compared with the Golden Palace and the Magic Hammer, this is really far behind." The little raccoon said as he looked at the not-so-prosperous New Asgard village.
Bruce Banner jumped out of the car: "It's a bit sympathetic. They lost Asgard first and then half of the people. They are actually very satisfied that they can still have a home."
"You shouldn't have come!" A black girl who looked familiar to Odin shouted from behind Bruce Banner.
Bruce Banner turned around and said happily: "Valkyrie! I'm so happy to see you, Miss Grumpy!"
Looking at Bruce Banner's big, green and elegant appearance, Valkyrie was a little dumbfounded: "Whether you look like a beast or a human, you are more pleasing to the eye than you are now."
Bruce Banner laughed twice, pointed at the little raccoon and said: "This is Rocket, Rocket, this is Valkyrie."
Valkyrie naturally knew the purpose of the two coming: "He won't see you."
"Is it that bad?"
Valkyrie was speechless and said: "Even we can only see him once a month, and that's when he comes out... to get supplies, that's the pile of beer."
Looking at the beer cans the size of gas cans piled up in the corner not far away, Bruce Banner was a bit speechless.
But the two of them still wanted to see Thor anyway.
I knocked on the door but got no response. The door was unlocked anyway, so I simply entered Thor's house.
However, as a modified animal, Rocket smelled a putrid smell as soon as he came in. He complained, and Rocket called Thor.
"Are you here to repair the TV? This broken TV had no signal two weeks ago." As the toilet flushed, a blond man came out. Without even looking at the two of them, he picked up a bottle of beer and started drinking.
Start blowing.
"Thor?" Bruce Banner reminded loudly, but the Thor who turned around really surprised Bruce Banner.
In fact, not only Bruce Banner in the video, but also everyone who really knew Thor was shocked.
His face is still the same, and the lightning power hidden in his body can be felt to some extent...but isn't he a muscular man!?
At this time, in the Golden Palace, Thor and Loki stared blankly at the big fat man on the screen.
"No!!!!!!" Thor roared and knelt down. He was really dead now. Even if he thought about it with his precious hair, he knew that whether he went to the pub to drink in the future or went to the battlefield to fight, no matter it was
Friends or enemies will definitely laugh at him!
Loki, who was standing next to him at the moment, was trying his best to suppress the corners of his mouth that were rising crazily.
On the throne, Odin and Frigga laughed happily, even they could not have imagined that Thor would become like this.
However, behind the laughter, the two of them also deeply understood that Thor must have experienced unimaginable pain to degenerate like this. However, they also realized that their inner worries had been overturned by the keen Luo
Ji discovered that Thor had appeared in the video just in time to cover it up. Maybe his reward could rewrite future tragedies?
"Oh my God! It's so good to see you!" In the video, after Thor turned around and saw Bruce Banner, he warmly came forward and hugged him.
Looking at Rocket, he stepped forward and slapped Rocket on the head hard.
"No need, no need!" If the old comrade+ hadn't been in such a miserable state, Rocket would have really wanted to take out a portable folding particle cannon and fire it at Thor.
"Thor! It's him! The one who called me a fool!" The stone man on the side said hello to Bruce Banner and pointed at the screen.
Upon hearing this, Thor's face darkened, he took the earphone and said into the earphone: "Newbie Killer 69? Listen, I am Thor, the god of thunder. You can quit the game now, or I will fly to your house.
Tear off your hand and stuff it into your large intestine!"
Hearing the cry of a child from the earphones, Thor said happily: "Yes, that's it. Go cry to your dad, little bastard!"
In Asgard, Frigga frowned and looked at Thor who had died again: "My child, treating a child like this is not what a qualified god should do."
"Mother! Me!" Thor was really on the verge of crying. He wanted to rush to the screen and have a fight with himself.
In the video, Bruce Banner watched Thor even use his own weapon to open the cap of a beer bottle, and asked with concern: "Friend, are you okay?"
"It's okay, don't I look bad?" Thor replied nonchalantly: "By the way, why are you here, are you here to play with me?"
"We found a method that might help us fix everything."
Thor drank wine carelessly: "Repair the TV? You came at the right time, this thing hasn't been working very well for several weeks!"
"It's Thanos." Bruce Banner replied.
Thor's smile stopped and became cold, and the murderous look in his eyes showed his hatred for this "Thanos".
"Don't mention that name." But soon, the hatred in his eyes turned into loss and self-blame, and he looked at Bruce Banner and said.
Taking Thor's hand away, Bruce Banner said: "I know that person may scare you, but..."
"Afraid? How could I be afraid? Remember, I killed him! I chopped off his head with the Storm Axe!" Thor returned to his nonchalant state.
Sitting on the sofa, Thor continued: "Maybe you think I'm just sitting here feeling sorry for myself, but believe me, I'm fine, so no matter what suggestions you have, we are not interested."
Bruce Banner looked at the self-deceiving Thor: "But we need you, friend."
"We have beer on board our spaceship." Seeing the change in Thor's eyes, Rocket added.
"Snowflake or Harbin Beer? Anyway, not the Wheat King!" Thor replied.
Ah~ My dear readers, I would like to collect your opinions now. The review of this theme is planned to end with Kamen Rider. Now I am more confused about choosing the section near my final battle with Da Cuba (referring to the formal
The beginning of shaping the power and terror of Da Cuba), or the end of the web drama Amazons, when Qianyi and his wife began to elope and ended with the death of Uncle Ren in battle. What do you think?
A:empty me
B: benevolence reaches its limit
Comment after A and B respectively. When I can write (it is currently in the archived state, I will tell you the deadline in advance when I have almost finished writing the penultimate one), I will directly look at the number of comments as a balance.
Of course, if the numbers are very close, I'll take a closer look at what you guys say. If it doesn't work... I'll just flip a coin~