Chapter 44 Sitting in the restaurant, you are hot!
Chapter 44: You are popular in the restaurant!
Author: Let the breeze go
Chapter 44: You are popular in the restaurant!
In fact, the spread of "Three Poems on Eighteen Feelings" is a bit greater than Lin Tailai imagined, and it was just circulated in another circle with little fanfare.
Suzhou Prefecture has prosperous humanities, a strong reading atmosphere, and a literacy rate much higher than most places.
This led to another consequence: there were a lot of people who failed the imperial examination, and there were a lot of people who couldn't even pass the exam.
The sad and angry "Three Poems of Eighteen Feelings" seems to speak for these people. After all, most of them have unrecognized talents.
Especially the poem "Golden Dust Fifteen Southeastern States" is considered by many to be the best poem in the world.
Of course, the most popular topic among the public is the urban legend that one person paralyzed half of the Cheung Chau County government.
After all, in Yinmaqiao, a transportation hub in the city, Lin Tailai was witnessed by countless passers-by with his heroic appearance against dozens of warriors.
The illusory novelist's words suddenly appeared in reality, shocking all the viewers who witnessed the feat. It turned out that there really was a strong general like Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms!
Professor Lin's reputation was originally limited to the rivers and lakes circle in the west of the city, but now it has exploded and spread to the entire city, and has even broken through the circle and spread to ordinary citizens.
Professor Lin could sense this trend right away, but now he was heading out of the city with his six remaining subordinates.
The Zhang brothers were okay. After beating many people in the hall, they became numb, but the four newly joined King Kongs were very excited.
They felt that they were right to stay when they faced pressure from the Xu family the day before yesterday and decided to stay!
As low-level gangsters, they don't know what their future will be like, but at least today they are extremely prosperous.
Together with Lin Zuoguan, they defeated a county government office and overthrew more than fifty government officials. Such a glorious achievement was enough for them to brag about for a lifetime.
Standing on the Yinma Bridge, they felt like the kings of the world who shine in the annals of history.
Therefore, the Four Great Vajras made positive suggestions to Lin Zuitan: "At this moment, you should find a restaurant nearby and drink three hundred cups! Why do you have to go back to Nanhao in a hurry?"
Lin Zuoguan answered truthfully: "I'm afraid of being stuck in the city with no way out, especially when the city gates are closed at night!
In comparison, it is more peaceful to be outside the city, as there is a vast enough space to move around."
Four Diamond:"."
As he walked, Lin Tailai suddenly thought of something again and asked: "When such a big event happens, you should report it to the superior headquarters as soon as possible. Which of you will go?"
The Four King Kongs recruited directly through the fish market and then followed Lin to sit in the hall. They were not familiar with the main hall, so the task of reporting to the main hall could only fall on the Zhang brothers.
Zhang Wen was tired of going to the main hall to report on work and didn't want to say anything. He really didn't know how to report today's work to the main hall.
Zhang Wu showed a positive attitude and said: "Let me go!"
Lin Sitting in the hall still looked at Zhang Wen and ordered: "I found that Awen is very good at talking recently, so you should go!"
Zhang Wen said frankly: "For such a big matter, it is better for you to report it in person to the main hall. This will appear more sincere."
Lin Tailai shook his head: "I can't go."
Zhang Wen asked: "Why?"
Lin Tailai replied: "I'm afraid that if I go, I won't be able to get out."
Zhang Wen asked in surprise: "Who dares to keep you?"
There are only a few dozen people in the main hall together. Who can keep you?
Lin Tailai said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense! You will know when you go there!"
After leaving Xumen, Zhang Wen parted ways with the others and headed to Hengtang Town alone.
In the main hall of Anle Hall, the hall owner Lu Yibin is actually in a good mood today.
Last year's tax arrears on the site have been cleared by 30%, and the progress is encouraging. Recently, we no longer need to be scolded by the county government.
Hall Master Lu is thinking, should he take advantage of the good spring weather to patrol the territory tomorrow?
Until I heard again that Lin Tailai had sent a man from the Zhang family to report on the work.
For some reason, the most annoying thing in the past was that Lin Tailai never reported on his work; now it's the other way around, and the last thing he wanted to hear was Lin Tailai reporting on his work.
"You violated the order of the main hall and started a war with the Xu family in Huqiu?" Hall Master Lu nervously asked first. This was the worst situation he could imagine.
Then I heard Zhang Wen reply: "I strictly adhere to the policy of caution but patience and do not start a war with the Xu family in Huqiu."
Hall Master Lu just breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't start a fight with the Xu family.
Then I heard Zhang Wen continue to report: "But I went to the county government office today to start a fight, and injured more than fifty government officials!"
In the next moment, Hall Master Lu collapsed directly on the Grand Master's chair, and then without saying a word, he struggled with his old body to stand up.
If a Zhang Liang Shu can control himself, how terrifying is the power of the entire county government!
What else can you say? What are you waiting for? Take the money, run away quickly, and then live in exile!
Zhang Wen quickly shouted: "Master, don't panic! This is the county government of Changzhou County, not the county government of Wu County!"
Hall Master Lu was stunned for a moment. Isn't it the county government of Wu County? Then it seems that we can wait and see again?
After all, Changzhou County has no control over Anletang's territory.
After Zhang Wenhui finished his report, he asked again: "This is the situation. We are sitting in the hall and waiting for instructions from the hall master."
After Hall Master Lu thought for a while, he said sincerely: "Go back and tell you that I want to imitate the ancient sages and give way to the sages.
Now that I have chosen you to sit in the hall, I entrust the whole hall to you, so please don't refuse."
Zhang Wen: "."
He suddenly understood why he said he couldn't come to the main hall in person before, because once he came, it would be difficult to leave.
Then he asked tentatively: "There are still six leaders at the entrance of the hall, I am afraid that people will not be convinced."
Hall Master Lu had gradually recovered his strength from his collapse. He slapped the table and yelled: "There are only dozens of people in the hall. You can beat dozens of people just sitting in the hall. Are you afraid of anyone being dissatisfied?"
Zhang Wen didn't say any more and reported back to Lin Tailai with Hall Master Lu's words.
At this time, the entrance of the Yidu branch of Anle Tang on Nanhao Street has been turned into ruins. Of course, it is not convenient to stay there for a long time.
So Lin Zuotuan took the rest of the team and hid in the corner of a teahouse on Nanhao Street, waiting for Zhang Wen to come back, and then went to have a drink and celebrate together.
A place like the tea house is lively, so naturally there are performances, such as book readings.
After a few ditties, a storyteller came on stage and began to speak: "Today I won't talk about gossip or talk about the Three Kingdoms of Water Margin, but I will talk about a recent incident involving new people and new people in Suzhou City. I guarantee it is worth listening to!"
It is said that a hero recently came out of Hengtang Town in the west of the city. His surname is Lin Shuang and his given name is Tailai. He is extremely brave!
This person was at his peak when he debuted. At the beginning of the month, he defeated the martial arts master of Heyi Hall with two punches. He had the appearance of a fierce general in ancient times. He was known as Xiao Fengxian at that time!"
Originally, Lin Tailai was thinking about his troubles and the aftermath, and didn't pay much attention to the storyteller, but unexpectedly he heard his name.
Seeing that the audience's interest was aroused, the storyteller continued: "To say how brave this little Fengxian is, I will give you a number, one hundred and forty people!
According to the next person's rough calculation, in the past month, the total number of people beaten by Lin Tailai was about 140. On average, that's five people every day!"
This number made the audience take a breath of cold air and feel a sense of horror!
There are also those who like to argue, shouting: "It's unreasonable! How can there be so many!"
The storyteller slapped Xingmu, "If you don't believe it, then please listen to my detailed calculation. This is my exclusive reveal. Please listen to me today!"
Taihu fish sellers and boat people contributed more than a dozen places, the three famous prostitutes in Huabang plus the Colonel's School contributed about 60 places, and Shen's Yi Zhuang contributed more than a dozen places.
Then today, the Changzhou County Government contributed about fifty places! By the way, Wu Yikui, the leader of Heyi Hall, also donated a place in friendship.
In total, wouldn't it be about 140 people? This is just one month's results!
No matter how heroes are ranked in novels and novels, in today's Suzhou City, Lin Tailai is definitely the number one hero!"
It was so well-founded that the audience immediately applauded and cheered.
When the storyteller saw that the atmosphere was in place, he spoke again: "I have three secrets about Lin Tailai below, which I will tell you in detail. If you want to know the secrets, please listen for a while and you will find out!"
Then there is the part of midfield collection that everyone is familiar with. The storyteller’s income was obviously good today, which made Lin Tailai in the corner look very envious.
The storyteller was very professional. After receiving the money, he did not give in and continued speaking:
"The first big secret is that Lin Tai called himself Professor Lin because he didn't like the title of Coach Lin, so he changed the word "Coach" to "Professor".
The second big secret is that when Professor Lin hits someone, he uses fists when the number of opponents is less than ten, and he uses a whip when there are more than ten opponents.
And because Professor Lin is used to wearing an iron ring when using his fists, today he shouted "hold up the golden whip regardless of the name", which together is called the Iron Fist and Golden Whip!
The third big secret is that Professor Lin loves to write poetry after beating people. According to my guess, he gets inspiration from beating people."
Listening to others analyzing him next to him, Professor Lin felt a little embarrassed.
But Zhang Wu and the Four King Kongs listened with gusto, and while listening, they said: "You are popular here, you are really popular!"
The effect today was very popular, and the storyteller became more and more excited as he talked, getting excited: "Do you think Professor Lin is a reckless man with a big chest and no brains?
In fact, it's not the case, or even the opposite. Professor Lin is a very shrewd person. Next, I will explain it carefully for you!
Putting aside why he went to attack Changzhou County, we will explain this in detail later.
Just look at the fact that he deliberately went to the county government office in Changzhou County to start a fight today, but he didn’t start the fight inside the county government office. He only went to the private prison outside the county government office to fight the police. This is a very shrewd choice."
Suddenly there was a loud "bang" from the corner of the teahouse. Everyone turned around and saw an Eight Immortals table being smashed to pieces!
A giant man stood up from the broken table, looking at the storyteller with murderous eyes.
"Professor Lin with the Iron Fist and the Golden Whip!" Someone recognized him on the spot and screamed.
Lin Tailai strode up to the storyteller and shouted sternly: "The world has become so corrupt, and people's hearts have become so depraved!
You storytellers should not always indulge in vulgar taste and be keen on spreading vulgar rumors!
I advise you to be a socially responsible person, promote more positive energy, and promote more traditional culture!"
The storyteller trembled: "Hero, spare your life! But I really don't understand what the hero said, and I don't understand its meaning!"
Lin Tailai snorted coldly: "For example, I published three rhymed poems today. They are of high quality and contain many allusions. Most of them express concern and anger about current events. Why don't you publicize and interpret them?"
Immediately, Lin Tailai wrote three more sentimental poems on the spot, held down the storyteller again, and instructed: "Speak! You can start talking about these three poems now!"
The storyteller was about to cry, so he took three poem manuscripts and began to talk about pure literature.
Within half a quarter of an hour, two-thirds of the guests in the teahouse had left, and the teahouse owner also began to cry without tears.
Lin Tailai glared at the storyteller with dissatisfaction and cursed: "Your storyteller skills are too bad, not many customers are willing to listen to your stories.
There’s really no future, so you’d better stop being a storyteller! I pity you, come and be a military advisor for me, with a probation period of three months, and you’ll be promoted to a full-time employee after you pass the exam!”
