Yamadajima cursed and entered the door. Zhou Weiguo poked his head out and found that no one was following him, so he closed the door and looked at Yamadajima, who looked at him with an unlucky face. "I want to ask you, have you fallen into a cesspit?'
Yamadajima sighed on the ground: "Don't mention it, they probably have too few leads, so they can't run through it, and then they shit and piss all over their bodies. They are really unlucky."
He saw Zhou Weiguo looking at him in confusion: "What are you looking at? Is there a place to take a bath? Let me take a bath first, otherwise you won't worry about stinking up my sister-in-law with my appearance."
This is true, Zhou Weiguo quickly called Yamadajima into the living room and pointed to the bathing area.
Yamadajima put down his backpack and came to the door and pointed at the backpack; "There is food in it."
"Who the hell can eat what you have now? Go in and take a shower."
When Yamadajima was taking a bath, Zhou Weiguo endured the feeling of vomiting and took out the contents. As for the backpack, he just asked him to throw it away.
This guy's backpack was all kinds of things. Not only did he have a pistol, but he also had a lot of documents. There was even a stack of paper in it with the seal of Tekko.
Xiao Ya was washing up and came down to see Zhou Weiguo playing with those things. She stretched out her finger and said, "Who is here?"
Zhou Weiguo glanced at her sideways, "Here comes Yamadajima. I don't know why I'm covered in feces and urine, and the stench is overwhelming. I'm taking a shower now."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yamadajima opened the door, held a bath towel and rubbed his head while shouting: "It's so comfortable. I won't do this next time. If I don't say anything about my wickedness, I will suffer even more."
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When he came out and saw Xiao Ya standing there, he smiled awkwardly and walked to Zhou Weiguo, sat down, pointed at the things on the table, and casually flipped through to find a few khaki notebooks; "Post the photos of the two of you.
Then we can go out safely, and no one will pursue or ask questions along the way." He took the stack of papers compiled by Zhou Weiguo again: "I have stamped this one, and left the others untouched. Maybe it can be used in the future.
Go up, sign your name and then you can use it.”
He rubbed his head and thought for a while and glanced at the two of them, "What do I call this? It's called being prepared."
"How do you behave like this? Also, you really don't care about those two old immortals in your mouth. They are your parents after all. If you run away, you will embarrass your old man. Not to mention, you will
What caused the others to attack?" Zhou Weiguo crossed his legs and asked Xiao Ya to sit next to him, looking sideways.
Yamadajima had already finished his hair. He put on his clothes and hummed, "No, it was precisely because I was thinking about those two immortals that I got myself covered in feces and urine. If it wasn't to take care of them, I would have done it.
How could I have suffered so much?"
I don't understand. Zhou Weiguo shook his head seriously. He really didn't understand what this meant.
Yamadajima sighed and looked at the ceiling with great grievance: "It's hard to explain in words."
Got it, Zhou Weiguo understood what he meant in Yamadajima’s indescribable narration.
This guy took advantage of the opportunity to go to the cafeteria after breakfast today, and then ran to the toilet. The toilet in Tesco is against the wall. This guy threw a bomb into the toilet with ruthlessness.
The toilet hadn't been cleaned for who knows how long, and it could be said to have stored a large amount of flammable and explosive gases. The guy threw the things in and crawled out. However, before he could run far, the toilet exploded with a huge shock wave.
Carrying a pool full of feces and urine, it flew up into the sky and hit a place with a radius of more than fifty meters. Unfortunately, none of the surrounding pedestrians, shops, etc. escaped, and they were all affected.
"Why did you think of blowing up the toilet?" Zhou Weiguo asked, not wanting to think about the scene where Tekko made people pee and pee.
Yamadajima cheered; "Sister-in-law, you don't understand. Once the bomb explodes, it will detonate the gas formed in the toilet. No bones or dregs will be left within a radius of two to three meters. Naturally, I will die in this way. Although
They are a bit disgusting, but at least they are worthy of those two immortals."
When it came to his parents, Yamadajima said again: "For the benefit of the Yamada family, one's own daughter is betrayed. It's such a shame."
After he cursed angrily, he turned around and asked, "You military commanders are withdrawing. They are going to take action tonight. They may not take action because I have already begged to die."
Zhou Weiguo took the photo from Xiao Ya and pasted it on his notebook. He pasted Xiao Ya's photo and hummed, "We were already evacuating last night. I don't know how much we evacuated."
Yamadajima stood up and straightened his clothes; "Don't worry about them, let's leave this place quickly and go find my sister."
Zhou Weiguo had this idea. As soon as the three of them gathered together, they went out, bought some food outside, and walked to the outskirts of Shanghai.
Because I had the certificate obtained from Yamada Island, the journey was smooth, so I entered Suqian City several days in advance.
After entering the regiment headquarters and introducing Yamadajima to several people, Zhou Weiguo looked at Yamadajima in front of him; "Are you going to go to the munitions department where your sister is now, or be a staff officer here with me."
Yamadajima waved his hand; "I'm not interested in killing people. I'll go to your military supplies department. I heard from my sister-in-law that my sister Zhang Qing started a business in the military supplies department. You know that's my favorite place.
Yes, let me go somewhere to do business for you."
It's a pity, this guy is definitely a talented person as a staff officer, but this guy...
Forget it, this guy has never wanted to be a soldier. Zhou Weiguo could only nod; "Then go ahead." He looked at Xu Hu beside him; "Take him to Zhang Qing and let him change his clothes.
clothing."
Xu Hu nodded and led Yamadajima outside. Zhou Weiguo thought of something; "I don't get a free meal. If you go to the Military Supplies Department and you can't come up with one, two, three, I will kill you."
Yamadajima, who had already arrived at the gate, snorted coldly, "I can do it. You will have enough to sell. I'm not bragging. As long as you can get it, I will sell you all the uniforms from the Japanese army."
Can it really be sold? Zhou Weiguo blinked and was stunned for a moment before he realized what he was doing. He took the teapot from Jiang Yue, took a sip and asked, "How is the troop training going?"
"It's almost there. We won't know until we go to the battlefield next. However, the Japanese army currently has no intention of attacking. Our army is currently on the defensive, so the two sides are relatively harmonious."
How can this work? What is the purpose of training? Actual combat. If you don’t practice actual combat, you don’t know what this training is like.
The best defense is to attack. If you don't attack, then when others are well prepared, you will have to fight like a dog.
Zhou Weiguo took the military uniform from Xiao Ya and put it on nearby, then said to Xiao Ya: "Xiao Ya, come with me to the military headquarters."