Li Min's face turned red, "Sister-in-law, I, I don't know what to do. I, should I get married quickly?"
Tian Jing's face became serious, "Please tell me clearly, what did Chen Suozhu do to you?"
"He, he, he kissed my face in the morning. I was so scared that I ran back. That's when you followed me to the kitchen and asked me."
"In the afternoon, when you pushed me to Chen's house, Brother Suozhu, he hugged me, and..."
Li Min blushed and couldn't speak anymore.
Tian Jing was extremely anxious, "What else? You should explain it clearly."
Li Min closed his eyes and stared at death, "Just like you and brother, sister-in-law, please don't hit me. I really didn't mean it. I, will I get pregnant?"
Tian Jing: "..." She just said that this silly girl is a novice, right? She doesn't even understand the relationship between men and women.
Looking at the person whose eyes were still closed, Tian Jing reached out and pushed her, "Open your eyes, what are you doing to deceive yourself?"
"Ah? Am I really going to get pregnant?" Li Min opened her eyes wide.
Tian Jing: "..." She wants to beat someone up, what should she do?
How should we take a physiological hygiene class? Should we start with the genitals?
After thinking about Li Min's brain circuit, forget it, let's take a love class. Fortunately, she has experience.
…
Li Min "..."
So, she made a joke. It was just an involuntary attraction between lovers, and then they used physical contact to express their love? Is this a normal physiological reaction?
When you're pregnant, you have to reach the point where you have to take off your pants, and you have to have a lot of contact, and you have to have contact for a long, long time?
A long, long time, how long is it? "Sister-in-law, how long is this time approximately?"
Can Tian Jing "..." hit someone?
"Well, it depends on the individual."
"Based on men or women?"
"man."
"How long will it take for my eldest brother?"
"You can ask your elder brother this question."
"Then will he hit me?"
"Two hundred percent."
"Then why don't you know?"
"Buy me a watch and I'll tell you the time."
"Watches are very expensive."
"So, I can't answer your question."
"Then...wuwuwu", what Li Min wanted to say was muffled by her sister-in-law.
"Li Min, I'm sleepy. Except you can't ask a man about the time, you can ask your mother-in-law the rest of the questions, because before a daughter gets married, her mother teaches her about such things."
Li Min was forcibly sent out of the room by her sister-in-law.
When Li Zhengguo saw that his sister finally came out, he went into the house to get a basin to fetch water. While washing his Tiantian's face, he asked, "What happened to Minmin?"
"She was worried she might get pregnant."
"impossible."
"Where does your confidence come from?"
"He doesn't dare to come from the lock pillar. Even if he is not as stupid as he appears, he doesn't dare."
"..., your sister is a novice, a novice who knows nothing but eating."
"Zhaozhu will teach her."
"Is this teaching? This is scaring me, and it makes me very tired."
"Then I'll talk to him tomorrow and ask him to teach himself."
"Well, I'm afraid that she will keep asking questions one after another, so I should teach Chen Suozhu."
When Chen Suozhu received the task of teaching his future daughter-in-law physical hygiene class, he was happy and worried at the same time, "Brother, do you want to get married early? I'm worried about going wrong."
"Do you think I will believe it? Please teach me carefully. If I don't agree, it is impossible for you to get married."
Do you want to be nice if you get a bargain? It would be weird if I didn’t drag you along.
Chen Suozhu's days of pain and happiness began, because after being taught for a few days, the curious baby Li Min often asked all kinds of strange and imaginative questions, and then used practice to experience the theoretical knowledge.
Of course, this practice is a practice that cannot give birth to a baby. It is a physical contact that is a normal physiological reaction according to her sister-in-law.
After practicing it, I asked Chen Suozhu how he felt and whether he had any normal physiological reactions.
Chen Suozhu "..."
…
This is a story later. Let me first say that today, the ninth day of the twelfth lunar month, Tian Jing is waiting quietly at home, waiting for Lin Guangde to bring someone over.
There was no movement in the morning. After lunch, she leaned against the wall leisurely and basked in the sun, feeling the warmth of the sun.
Boo hoo hoo.
Several sticks were thrown on her plastic shed, and the plastic film was completely scrapped.
Tian Jing didn't want to move as her whole body felt lazy due to the sun.
The Wang family next door had been paying attention here and saw a few second-rate people coming from the Li family. They quickly took poles and brought their family members with various farm tools to the Li family.
"Jungkook, we're here to help."
Zheng Guo? The leader frowned. He must have the same name, right?
Brother Wang pointed at Lin Guangde with a carrying pole, "Lin Guangde, why do you ask outsiders to deal with the internal affairs of our village?"
"Hmph! Those who practice martial arts regard martial arts as their top priority, and it has nothing to do with the village. Of course I won't accept it if I have people. I will only accept it if I beat the people I found."
With help, Lin Guangde became tough again. If Tian Jing dared to kick him to the deserted beach, he would definitely return it.
"You are repaying an injustice. You are the one who caused the trouble and put the shit basin on Zheng Guo's head. Can he agree?"
Brother Wang wanted to persuade Lin Guangde to leave. The few people Lin Guangde brought seemed very difficult to deal with, and they were full of banditry and evil spirits.
Lin Guangde refused to admit it, "What a shit basin? Don't talk nonsense. It was Li Zhengguo who killed my family three times."
"Zheng Guo said he wanted to call the police, but you didn't agree and you buried San Lai in a hurry. What's this if it's not a shit basin?"
"Stop talking nonsense and don't rely on your large family. It's useless no matter how many people you have. Ordinary people are no match for those who practice martial arts. Leave quickly, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."
"What if we are included? Lin Guangde."
Captain Ou heard that Wang Hongtao, the youngest son of the Wang family, said that Lin Guangde had brought some unruly people to the Li family. He hurriedly called the young and middle-aged people from the neighbors, and asked Wang Hongtao to inform Party Secretary Yang, so he hurried over.
Seeing the destroyed plastic shed, he felt heartbroken. This time, he would never give in to Lin Guangde again.
Lin Guangde turned around and saw Captain Ou leading a group of young adults. Not far away, a group of young adults brought by Party Secretary Yang came over. He sneered.
"Captain, you never dared to interfere with my affairs before. Now you see that Tian Jing's martial arts skills are better than mine, and you want to find someone else to fawn over, right? It's a pity that the real owner is too scared to come out, so he just lets you run around here.
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Tian Jing? Tian? The leader frowned again. It couldn't be such a coincidence, could it?
"Lin Guangde, which commune does your village belong to?"
"Rocket Commune."
"Pah!" Lin Guangde received a heavy slap on his face immediately, and the right side of his face became visibly swollen.
"Brother Lei?" Lin Guangde covered his face and looked at the helper he invited in disbelief.
Brother Lei waved his hand and said, "Go away! No, kneel down to me. Kneel down to the family you are making trouble for. If they forgive you, you will live. If they don't forgive you, you will be dead."
"Brother Lei?" Lin Guangde didn't understand why this reversal occurred.
Li Zhengguo appeared at the gate of the courtyard, "Brother Lei, you are so majestic."
"Brother Zhengguo." Ouyang Lei's face was full of smiles.
"I can't be your brother," Li Zhengguo pointed to the plastic shed, "Who dares to be such a majestic Brother Lei?"
Ouyang Lei looked at the plastic shed that had several big holes in it, and there were lush vegetables inside.
Huh? It turns out that Daxia Tian is growing greenhouse vegetables in this village? Just in time, "I'll buy this, I'll buy it all."