"Stinky girl, put down my storage bag." Xiao Tianquan was furious. The things in the storage bag were all accumulated by him over the years. If Lu Youyou snatched them away, then he would really be a polished commander.
There is nothing left.
Of course, Lu Youyou couldn't let it go. She was kind enough to spare their lives. It would be a shame if she didn't get some interest back for herself.
Furthermore, she also hoped that Xiao Tianquan would tell the people of Xuantian Sword Sect about this matter and let Xuantian Sword Sect go to the Chixiao Sect to cause trouble.
"Brother Tiangu, don't be so stingy. I don't take what you have for nothing. I can exchange it with you."
Swap with him? Is this true? Xiao Tianquan doesn’t believe it, but he holds great hope.
If it is true as this dead girl said, the head of the Scarlet Sky Sect and her six senior brothers love her very much, then there must be good things in her storage bag. If the two of them trade, he will not suffer any loss.
"Do you really want to switch with me?"
"Of course, I keep my word, are you willing to change?"
Xiao Tianquan hesitated for a long time and thought to himself: He has become like this, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't want to change. It's better not to anger this little fool and just change.
"Okay, I'll change."
"Thank you, I knew Tiangu was the best." Lu Youyou didn't feel ashamed at all to say such hypocritical words.
Xiao Tianquan laughed, he was indeed a bad guy.
Change it, change it, change it quickly, and give me all your good things.
Lu Youyou smiled at Xiao Tianquan, but in Xiao Tianquan's eyes, he looked like a second-rate person.
She first poured everything in Xiao Tianquan's storage bag onto the ground, then reached into her own storage bag and took out a porcelain bottle.
When Xiao Tianquan saw the porcelain bottle, he immediately understood that there was a pill inside.
What kind of elixir could it be? But no matter what kind of elixir it is, as long as it comes from the hands of Shen Qixuan, a seventh-grade alchemy master of the Scarlet Sky Sect, it is definitely a good thing.
He was feeling very excited when he heard Lu Youyou speak to him sincerely.
"This is the best Bigu Pill that I have treasured for three years. If you eat one pill, you won't be hungry for a month."
Xiao Tianquan: "..."
What the hell are you trying to do with me? I've been fasting automatically since I broke through to the foundation building stage. Bigu Pill only works on people who haven't left the mortal body in the qi training stage. It's of no use to him at all.
Xiao Tianquan's blood surged up, and the blood got stuck in his throat. His face turned red from holding back, and he couldn't even speak.
When Lu Youyou saw his expression, she immediately laughed happily.
"Look how excited you are."
Luo Xicheng&Ni Fangpi&Zhu Bajie:(t___t)
Isn't he excited? He is clearly angry, okay?
At this moment, even Luoxicheng shed tears of sympathy for Xiao Tianquan, so pitiful for such a man.
They thought that was the end, but it wasn't. Lu Youyou took out a few more red fruits from his storage bag.
These fruits were forcibly given to her by the inner disciples of the Scarlet Xiao Sect in order to please Lu Youyou.
Lu Youyou gave the fruit to Xiao Tianquan based on the principle of not taking advantage of others.
Xiao Tianquan stared at the fruits and rolled his eyes angrily.
There are so many of these spirit-breaking fruits in the cultivation world that they are almost becoming a disaster. If you exchange this kind of thing with him, is that an exchange? It is obviously a forced purchase and sale.
He was the one who was raped, wuwuwu...
Lu Youyou sighed, grabbed Xiao Tianquan's sleeve and wiped the tears from his eyes.
"Why are there still tears of emotion?"
Xiao Tianquan: Get out! I don’t want to see you, the bad guy.
Lu·Broom Star·Yuyoumei put Xiao Tianquan's treasures into his storage bag, patted them with satisfaction, ignored Xiao Tianquan who was heartbroken, and moved on to his next target, Ni Fangpi.
"Hehe, sister Fart, I'm coming to find you."
Ni Fangpi trembled, with an expression as if she had seen a ghost.
My heart screamed: Don't come over, don't come close to me.
She regretted it. If she had known this would be the result, the three of them should not have provoked this evil little girl.
It's better now, stealing the chicken is losing the rice. The three of them are injured and have no ability to resist, and she still has to do whatever she wants. Please save their lives. Is there anyone who can save them?
Ni Fangpi looked at Lu Youyou in horror, and saw that she had taken off her storage bag.
The contents of her storage bag were similar to those of Xiao Tianquan. Lu Youyou received them all into her storage bag without any ceremony, not forgetting to stuff a few more spiritual fruits into her storage bag.
"I'm sorry, sister. I only have one bottle of Bigu Pill. I just gave it to Brother Tiangu. Otherwise..."
Lu Youyou paused for a moment as she said this, and Ni Fangpi's eyes showed a look of expectation, wondering if she was going to give him something good?
But what Lu Youyou said next made her completely lose interest.
"How about I sing a song to my sister?"
Tch! That’s it? I’m not interested in listening to music at all.
Her lack of interest does not prevent Lu Youyou from showing off her beautiful singing voice.
Lu Youyou stood up straight and said solemnly to Ni Fangjin:
"Sister, this song is tailor-made for you. You have to listen carefully."
Luo Xicheng became interested and stood up a little straighter while leaning on the tree. He was curious about what song the little girl would sing.
He had been with her for three years and he had never heard her sing.
interesting.
Lu Youyou took a deep breath and started singing to Ni Fangpi.
The girl's voice reached everyone's ears very clearly.
Everyone was curious from the beginning, but after hearing Lu Youyou's singing, they all looked disappointed.
The song Lu Youyou sings belongs to Aunt Jiang:
I want to fly to the sky
Go ahead and fart
For the cute little bird
Smoked, smoked, smoked, made me faint
if there is a sudden storm
I won't stop either
fly in the sky
Use all your strength
Squeeze out a big stinky fart
Puff~ Puff~ Puff~ (Note: Children's version of the song "Fart Song")
Luo Xicheng staggered and almost fell to his knees before Lu Youyou.
This girl...this girl simply refreshed his understanding of children.
Are all children in the mortal world like her? It’s really eye-opening.
Not only was Luoxi City trapped, but even Xiao Tianquan and Zhu Bajie were unable to be punished.
Looking at the client Ni Fangpi, she has always felt that her name is very poetic, and no one has ever said there is anything strange about her name.
But now, after listening to the song sung by Lu Youyou, she discovered that her name actually sounded like "you fart".
"You...you..." She pointed at Lu Youyou with all her strength and wanted to yell at her, but she was too seriously injured, the pain reached her bone marrow, and she couldn't move or speak.
When she couldn't get out, her chest ached with pain from the suffocation.
Lu Youyou grabbed her hands and said sincerely:
"Sister, I know you like this song very much, and I also think this song is very suitable for you, but you must not be overly excited, and don't thank me, because this is a fair transaction between us."
Fuck your sixth uncle's fair deal.
Hurry up and get out of there as far as you can.
Ni Fangpi's eyes were filled with knives, but unfortunately the knives had no effect on Lu Youyou.