Phantom's words were indeed quite irritating. She floated in the air like a villain and kept taunting Lu Youyou.
If Lu Youyou is really angry, then he is playing into her hands.
Lu Youyou naturally would not make the other party proud. Not only could she not let herself get angry, she also had an indifferent look on her face, like a person without a temper.
"I am fifteen years old, how old are you?"
Phantom was laughing at Lu Youyou with a small mouth. When he saw that she suddenly changed the subject and asked about his age, he was a little confused about her intention, so he curled his lips arrogantly and said:
"How old this phantom is is none of your business."
Lu Youyou nodded: "It's really none of my business, but I feel you are quite pitiful."
What? She is pitiful? What is so pitiful about her? Phantom glared at Lu Youyou.
"How pitiful am I?"
"I see how pitiful you are. Even if you don't tell me your age, you are probably a few thousand years old, right? Don't you feel bored staying in the same place for these thousands of years?"
Phantom frowned and stared at Lu Youyou, thinking that it was indeed a bit boring to stay in one place for a long time, but no matter what, she would not give the Dream Stone to a shameless human monk.
The purpose of monks entering the secret realm is to obtain treasures. They will do whatever it takes to hunt for treasures. She has seen scenes of people killing people to seize treasures. She has also seen people killing each other for treasures. Their faces are particularly ugly. Since then, she has been interested in entering the secret realm.
The human monks no longer have a good impression.
"Hmph! Stop talking about these useless things. Let me tell you, this phantom just likes to stay in the secret realm. It's useless for you to use words to provoke me."
Hoho! She is quite smart, I can see that she is using the provocation method.
Lu Youyou rolled his eyes and had another idea.
"Aren't you really curious about what the outside world is like?"
"I'm not curious at all about you shameless humans, so just give up."
Seeing her unmoved look, Lu Youyou kept trying.
"Although the outside world is complicated and there are some bad people, there are still many good people. The most important thing is that there are a lot of delicious food. Don't you want to try it?"
"No, this eidolon doesn't need to eat."
"Oh~" Lu Youyou said regretfully: "Then your life is too boring, hey! Do you know what barbecue is? Have you ever seen Malatang? Have you tasted fried chicken and beer?"
Phantom: "..."
What was she talking about? She didn't understand a word.
It doesn't matter if she doesn't understand, it doesn't stop Lu Youyou from breaking up and crushing all the popular snacks in modern society's night markets and forcefully instilling them into her.
“Do you know what kebabs are?”
Phantom: "..."
What you’re asking is nonsense. Didn’t I already tell you that I don’t need to eat? Why are you still asking? It’s so annoying. She rolled her eyes at Lu Youyou and told Lu Youyou with practical actions that she, Master Phantom, didn’t even have to eat.
heard about it.
Lu Youyou smiled secretly in her heart and continued:
"Put the mutton skewers on the charcoal fire and grill them until the mutton skewers turn into a red sauce. There is a scent of charcoal fire mixed with mutton in the air. Smell this smell and listen to the sizzling sound of the fat dripping on the charcoal fire.
, it’s like the fragrant mutton skewers are calling you, come and eat me, I’m so delicious. I guarantee you’ll take the first bite, and you’ll want to take the second bite. After the second bite, you’ll want to swallow it with your tongue.
"
"Then, you really can't help it. You don't care about the burning. You bite into it. Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The spicy and delicious taste explodes in your mouth. Pair the skewers with draft beer. Wow, wow, the taste is divine.
Don’t even change it.”
Lu Youyou described the taste of grilled mutton skewers with an intoxicated expression on his face and kept licking his mouth.
Her appearance successfully aroused Feng Li's greed. Although she still didn't know what the kebabs were, but after hearing the owner's description, she was so greedy that she could not help but stare at Lu Youyou with her big dark eyes.
"Meow~"
Looking at the phantom in the sky, I was originally not interested in what Lu Youyou said about the kebabs, but after her exaggerated expression, my curiosity was aroused.
Especially the phrases "It's so delicious that I want to swallow it with my tongue" and "The taste is so good that even gods wouldn't change it." She was curious about what kind of taste it would be like that would make her want to swallow her tongue instead of becoming a god.
"Is it really that delicious?"
Lu Youyou made a gesture in his mind, the fish was about to take the bait.
She nodded vigorously: "It's delicious, very delicious. Let me tell you, there are few people who like to go to night markets who don't like to eat kebabs. It's suitable for both men and women, old and young. The taste has been unified across the country, but there are more
delicious."
"Ah? The kebabs are already so delicious that I want to swallow them. Is there anything more delicious than that?" Phantom also became interested, blinking his bean-sized eyes like a curious baby.
"That's necessary. Have you heard of Malatang?"
"No, I haven't heard of it."
Lu Youyou slapped her thigh: "You haven't heard of Malatang? You are too low."
"Uh... is it too leaky?" Phantom lowered his head and glanced at himself. She was wearing very conservative clothes. Where was her leakage?
Lu Youyou was almost hurt internally from holding back her laughter. This phantom was really innocent and cute.
She resisted the urge to laugh and continued to seduce a simple and ignorant little cutie who had never seen the world.
"As the saying goes, meat and vegetables are one world, and water and fire are two universes. When eating spicy hotpot, you must have clear soup and spicy soup, but I prefer spicy food."
"There is a saying that describes Malatang. It is fashionable and delicious. From this sentence, you can imagine how many people like Malatang."
Phantom subconsciously licked his tongue: "What does the spicy hotpot taste like?"
Everyone knows that asking questions is the beginning of success.
Lu Youyou clenched his fists, his expression changing from intoxicated to obsessed.
"Put your favorite vegetables, meat, and sausages on a skewer, put them all into the hot soup, cook them for a few minutes, and then you can eat them. Along with the soup, suck them all into your mouth at once. It's hot and hot.
Spicy, fragrant and numb, the aroma is overflowing and getting stronger. It tastes so delicious that I can’t express it in words. I just want to shake my head in admiration and say: It feels so good.”
"After eating Malatang, I broke out into a thin layer of sweat. It's really refreshing to drink a glass of beer with ice."
There was a "gudong" sound, the sound of swallowing saliva.
When Lu Youyou took a look, he called him "good guy". His contracted spirit beast Fengli's tongue flowed from the corner of his mouth to the ground and became a line.
Looking at Phantom again, he kept swallowing his saliva, and his face turned red as Lu Youyou described it.
"Um... Malatang or kebabs, which one is the best?"
Lu Youyou stretched out a finger and shook it in front of his eyes:
"There is no best food, only better food."
"Is there anything more delicious than these two?"
"Of course, what's going on here? Do you know the spicy crayfish? It's delicious. It's so delicious."
Phantom covered his mouth in surprise: "Even a thief wants to steal it?"
Lu Youyou:^_^|||
"Ah...yes! Because it's so delicious, hahao(∩_∩)o~"