For a moment, Yun Hexian felt that he should accompany them to hug the tree and kiss wildly.
His mouth couldn't help but pout.
Yun Hexian quickly slapped his mouth and stood speechlessly looking at Duan Xingshu and Mo Hanchen.
"Hey, what are you two doing?"
Duan Xingshu and Mo Hanchen, who were under the influence of spiritual suggestion, could not hear Yun Hexian's voice, and all they could think about was kissing the big tree passionately.
It's really eye-catching for two beautiful men to do such a shameful thing to a big tree.
Yun Hexian first walked to Duan Xingshu and pushed him, but Duan Xingshu remained unmoved.
He came to Mo Hanchen again and pushed him. Mo Hanchen, like Duan Xingshu, regarded Yun Hexian as nothing.
Yun Hexian scratched his head.
What are these two people going crazy about? They went to the back mountain to kiss a tree for no reason. Could it be that this is some kind of special cultivation method?
Yun Hexian looked confused and seemed to be thinking about something.
He rolled his eyes and found a tree. Following Duan Xingshu and Mo Hanchen's example, he hugged the trunk of the tree with his hands, raised his red lips and kissed the big tree.
When the soft lips are pressed against the tree trunk, there is a rough texture and a slight tingling sensation on the lips.
Yun Hexian quickly retracted his mouth and wiped it in disgust.
What is this?
"Duan Xingshu, Mo Hanchen, you two, don't go crazy."
Yun Hexian's words had no effect on the two of them. The two of them would never wake up until the hint of divine consciousness in the sea of consciousness disappeared.
After Yun Hexian screamed a few times, he finally realized that something was not right between the two of them. No normal person would be able to do such a shameful thing to the big tree, unless... someone was plotting against him.
Already.
In the entire dragon clan, the only one who can plot against Duan Xingshu and Mo Hanchen is probably Luo Xicheng.
Roche City?
A flash of inspiration flashed in Yun Hexian's mind. The flash of inspiration was so fast that he couldn't catch it even if he wanted to.
However, the more he looked at Duan Xingshu and Mo Hanchen's behavior of kissing the tree, the more he felt it seemed familiar. It seemed that he had done it before, but he just couldn't remember where exactly he did it.
Yun Hexian took out the photo frame from his storage bag and recorded the two people kissing the big tree.
After everything was done, Yun Hexian took the photo mirror and planned to leave.
at the same time.
Luo Xicheng, who was having a love breakfast with Lu Youyou in the cave, had been observing the scene in the back mountain with his spiritual consciousness.
He could see all of Yun Hexian's expressions.
Luo Xicheng's eyes narrowed.
It seems that even if he lost his memory, Yun Hexian still has a vague impression of what he has experienced.
If the vague impressions in his mind are deepened, will he be able to remember everything?
Thinking of this, Luoxicheng decided to let Yun Hexian experience the feeling of kissing a big tree again.
That is, at the moment when Yun Hexian was about to leave, Luoxicheng's spiritual consciousness directly entered his sea of consciousness and placed a spiritual hint in his sea of consciousness.
One second Yun Hexian's eyes were full of energy, but the next second they became dull, like a cash puppet that had lost its color.
He turned back mechanically, aimed at the nearest tree, walked slowly over, and hugged the tree in his arms, as if treating his closest lover.
Three men stood in a row and kissed the big tree in competition.
This scene made Luoxi City couldn't help laughing.
"What's so funny?" Lu Youyou pointed at her chin with both hands, staring at Luo Xicheng with eyes that were almost watering.
Facing such a pair of eyes that are full of you, it is difficult for anyone to control it, not to mention that Lu Youyou is still Luo Xicheng's wife.
Luo Xicheng stopped laughing and came closer to Lu Youyou.
The two people were very close, so close that they could clearly see the white down on each other's faces.
The sudden approach of the Luomei people was a beauty blow to Lu Youyou.
She was fascinated by it and blurted it out subconsciously.
"Seventh Senior Sister, did you know? If you were in modern times, you could become a top class person with your face. How many young girls would be fascinated by this?"
"I don't need to charm others to death, as long as I can charm you."
Lu Youyou sighed in her heart, Beauty, you have already made your sister obsessed with you.
Fortunately, you are a man, otherwise, even if you ask me to be a lesbian, I will be willing to do it, oh ho ho ho...
Luo Xicheng was pleased by Lu Youyou's drooling look.
As a man, he never thinks that having a good-looking face is worth showing off.
But since he met Lu Youyou, he suddenly discovered that being good-looking is really his capital. Because with this capital, he can deceive his wife into getting her without working too hard, which is really good.
He raised his hand and scratched Lu Youyou's nose.
"Let's go, my husband will take you to the back mountain."
Lu Youyou blinked, pinched her throat and said coquettishly: "What are you doing? Husband~"
The last word "husband" is like a hook, and the hooked person's whole body feels numb.
Luo Xicheng's eyes deepened and he gave Lu Youyou a meaningful smile.
His smile almost sent Lu Youyou away.
At this moment, she suddenly understood the sentence "It's cool to be a ghost under the peonies."
Luo Xicheng took Lu Youyou's hand and said:
"long."
"Um?"
"You can continue to be like this in front of me from now on."
Lu Youyou burst into laughter: "Okay, hubby~"
Luo Xicheng was in a better mood. She didn't expect that after getting married, she would be able to unlock Yuyou's coquettish and clingy little fairy skills. It was an unexpected surprise.
Lu Youyou is also in a pretty good mood. It turns out that Senior Sister Seven also likes this tune.
"Now can you tell me what to do in the back mountain?"
Luo Xicheng picked up Lu Youyou and said, "You'll know when we get there."
In Lu Youyou's imagination, on the first day of their marriage, Seventh Senior Sister must create a romance for her and give her a big surprise.
For example, go to the back mountain and pick flowers for her.
For another example, make a wreath for her with flowers and put it on her head.
Or, take her to see the beautiful scenery of Zhongshan Mountain, and the two of them sit on the top of the mountain and kiss passionately.
etc......
But Lu Youyou never thought that Senior Sister Seven would take her to watch her senior brothers kiss the big tree.
Such famous scenes made Lu Youyou so shocked that he could stuff an egg into his mouth.
It was not the first time that Duan Xingshu and Yun Hexian kissed a big tree, but it was the first time for Lu Youyou to see them.
Lu Youyou never knew when Luo Xi City played tricks on them before. Seeing this scene, Leng Buding felt as if he saw three lunatics.
"He...they..."
Lu Youyou pointed at the three people, not knowing how to express her feelings in words.
"Don't worry, they are fine. They were just prompted by my spiritual consciousness. It's not the first time anyway."
Lu Youyou had a look of embarrassment and excitement on his face.
Not the first time?
in this case......
"How many times was that?"
Luo Xicheng thought for a moment and said, "Well... Duan Xingshu is doing it for the second time, and Yun Hexian is doing it for the third time."
Lu Youyou said again: "..."
Well, I didn’t expect that the Seventh Senior Sister’s methods of punishing people are sophisticated enough. It will not harm their bodies, but can also cause precise mental blows to them. It is really awesome.
Then she heard Luo Xicheng said:
"Although Yun Hexian can't remember what happened before, according to my observations during this period, when he looks at familiar things, his eyes will show a sense of familiarity. Therefore, I asked him to kiss the big tree today, maybe it will
It helped that he regained his memory."
Lu Youyou looked even more embarrassed, haha, what the Seventh Senior Sister said did sound reasonable, but it was just a shame for the Sixth Senior Brother that he had to try such a shameful way to stimulate his memory.
"Yuyou, what do you think of this method?"
"Okay, I agree with both hands." Lu Youyou gave Luo Xicheng a thumbs up unkindly and smiled happily.
With Lu Youyou's encouragement, Luo Xicheng walked towards Yun Hexian with confidence, grabbed the photo mirror in his hand, and recorded all three of them in Lu Youyou's speechless gaze.
"In this way, Yun Hexian can take it out and look at it whenever he wants to, which should be more helpful for him to restore his memory."
Lu Youyou finally figured out that the method adopted by the Seventh Senior Sister should be called fighting fire with fire.
Well, it is also a feasible and good method.
Lu Youyou gave Luoxi City a thumbs up again.
Luo Xicheng pointed the photo mirror at Lu Youyou and recorded all of Lu Youyou's expression of watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
Lu Youyou: "..." Seventh Senior Sister, thank you, hehe...
After doing all this, Luo Xicheng put the photo mirror back into Yun Hexian's storage bag with satisfaction.
"Well, Seventh Senior Sister, when will they recover?"
"Six hours if we hurry up."
"How about slow?"
"About twelve hours, that is, this time tomorrow."
Lu Youyou once again lamented that the Seventh Senior Sister was so cruel. She kissed the big tree for so long and her lips were not bald?
Luo Xicheng came over and picked up Lu Youyou again.
Lu Youyou wrapped her arms around his neck and stared at his face for a moment.
Luo Xicheng held Lu Youyou step by step from the back mountain to the front mountain.
The number of people in the front mountain gradually increased, and when they saw the scene of their own mountain god holding his wife, their eyes lit up with excitement.
Lu Youyou was so embarrassed that she buried her face in Luo Xicheng's arms and whispered:
"Seventh Senior Sister, aren't we being too high-profile like this?"
"..." Luo Xicheng remained silent, pretending not to hear Lu Youyou's words, and suffered the envious and gossipy gazes of everyone in the Dragon Clan.
"Ah ah, Master Shanshen and his wife are so sweet."
"A man is talented and a woman is beautiful, a jackal and a tiger and a leopard. This is the first time I have discovered that our mountain god can still be so enthusiastic."
"Yes, yes, our mountain god is more than five thousand years old. He never interacted with women before. Now the iron tree has finally bloomed, hahaha. It seems that the dragon egg is not far away."
"The dragon egg will definitely be as beautiful as the Mountain God. He is the most beautiful man with a dark side."
"I think Lord Mountain God may prefer a daughter. If she is a daughter, she will be the most beautiful woman with a dark side."
People around had different opinions. It had only been a day since their mountain god got married, and they were already looking forward to the arrival of the dragon eggs.
Although they knew it wouldn't be too far away from the dragon egg, they didn't think it would be very soon. It was so fast that no one realized what was going on. Lu Youyou was pregnant.
Lu Youyou's pregnancy will be a month away.
When he learned the news, Lu Youyou was not mentally prepared at all.
Luoxi City was also a little dumbfounded.
The dragon egg he had been looking forward to every day was finally here. He didn't know how to describe his mood in words. He seemed so excited that he almost wanted to cry.
Before Luo Xicheng could cry, Lu Youyou cried first.
With a sad face, she said:
"So, is what I'm carrying a fetus or an egg?"
As soon as this question was asked, everyone present was stunned.
Duan Xingshu, who inherited the power of the Phoenix bloodline, thought for a while and said:
"Whether it's a dragon or a phoenix, they all lay eggs. Youyou should be pregnant with eggs."
Lu Youyou's mouth twitched: "So, as a human, I have to lay eggs when giving birth?"
Duan Xingshu & Mo Hanchen & Yun Hexian: "..."
Maybe, maybe, probably, it should be like this.
Lu Youyou:┭┮﹏┭┮
Lu Youyou was about to cry but had no tears, with an accusatory look on his face.
Luo Xicheng patted her back and comforted:
"Yuyou, you are not the first person to lay eggs."
Lu Youyou found confidence instantly: "Who else?"
Luo Xicheng said solemnly: "My mother, it is said that she was pregnant with me for more than a hundred years."
Lu Youyou:(￣△￣；)
Thank you for telling me such a cruel fact.
"Pfft", Mo Hanchen couldn't help laughing at first.
Over the years, he has rarely laughed out loud. Looking at Lu Youyou's speechless and choked expression today, he really found it interesting.
"Lu Youyou, I wish you a happy pregnancy."
Lu Youyou was furious. Don't think that she couldn't tell that Mo Hanchen was openly teasing him.
Just listen to Mo Hanchen continue: "Anyway, you used to be my sixth junior sister. Seeing that you live a happy life and may have children and grandchildren in the future, I am really happy for you. If you lay eggs in the future, I will help you as appropriate.
The one who looks after the eggs."
I thank you, you can shut up.
Lu Youyou took a deep breath, bared her teeth and smiled at Luo Xicheng:
"Senior Sister Seven, I have a question to ask you."
"What?"
"That is, if I lay an egg, how long will it take for the egg to break out of the shell?"
"Well, I'm not sure about this. As far as I know, after my mother gave birth to me, it took about a hundred years before I was born."
Well, this is too difficult.
Lu Youyousheng lay down on the bed helplessly.
These things all happened a month later.
During this month, something not too big or too small happened.
This incident was expected by Luo Xicheng and Lu Youyou, but it was also beyond reason.
That is, Yun Hexian recovered his memory.
Yes, the reason why he recovered his memory is directly related to Roxi City.
When he and Duan Xing, Shu Mo Hanchen, woke up, their lips were swollen into sausages without any surprise, a layer of skin was worn off their mouths, and the poor tree also lost a layer of skin.
Duan Xingshu and Mo Hanchen were furious and turned into their true bodies.
A fiery red phoenix and a black dragon were hovering in Zhongshan, and they almost went to settle the score with Luo Xicheng, the bastard.
But considering that Luo Xicheng and Lu Youyou were newly married, and Luo Xicheng's way of treating people was too perverted, the two of them had no way to vent their anger, so they could only fly away from Zhongshan temporarily.
Yun Hexian, on the other hand, stood blankly in front of the big tree, his eyes dull and his fingers stroking his bleeding lips.
The mountains behind, the big trees, the painful and swollen lips.
Why was it so familiar? His mind was in a mess, and blurry images kept flashing through his mind. He wanted to capture it, but it was like trying to catch the moon in the water. Before he could capture it, those memories disappeared.
Yun Hexian had a splitting headache and suddenly remembered that he had used a photo mirror to take a picture of Duan Xingshu and Mo Hanchen kissing a big tree.
He quickly took out the photo mirror, and when he saw the picture in the mirror, his pupils trembled.