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Chapter 116 Bizarro Batman

 Jason Todd really wants to rub his eyes to see if there is something wrong with his brain.

Maybe the resurrection effect of Lazarus Pool really has any sequelae?

He has only been dead for a few years. In just a few years, has things changed to this point?

Batman = car?

Jason calculated the conversion formula between Batman and cars in his brain in just a few seconds.

He imagined a small mini-Batman in his mind, and the opponent gestured at his leg with the wheel, then lay down, and with a bang, it turned into a toy Bat-kart.

What is this mess?

Is there any logical link between the two?

Stop, stop, let’s not worry about whether Batman can turn into a car - but are you sure cars are useful to Kryptonians?

Jason said anxiously: "It's useless, this guy——"

"It would be foolish to challenge me."

Fiora looked at the speeding Batmobile with indifferent eyes.

At this time, the female adjutant of Krypton was in a very bad mood. It was definitely not a good experience to see a martial arts master who could teach him die in front of him.

At this time, she was very angry.

She stretched out one hand towards the speeding car, made a boxing gesture, and took the initiative to meet it.

It’s over.

Jason's heart sank. Those planes were torn in half like paper. How could Batman...

Her figure is as fast as fire!

Her posture is as elegant as the wind!

She struck a heroic pose, with her cape flapping behind her handsome armor!

Woo——

Then he saw the sound of a car horn blaring, and the Kryptonian who was arrogant just now was spinning and flying backwards. The green spikes on the front of the car pierced the opponent's body, and blood was scattered in the sky.

Are they those green stones? The second-generation Robin discovered the key point keenly. He was about to say something when he looked numbly at the Batmobile that had just sent Fiora flying to stop on the spot, and a burst of silver-white particles fell on it.

Flashing, and then half a second later, the rear wheels of the car actually turned into the hind legs of two green dinosaurs. The entire car stood up and spiraled on the spot, completing something that a normal car could not do.

Warp speed changes direction by 270 degrees.

Jason was speechless and couldn't say a word.

He watched as the venom tube appeared at the back of the car entangled with silver-white particles. Two huge muscular arms mixed with a bit of dinosaur green replaced the closed doors and stretched out from the left and right ends of the car.
The monster used its two arms to push up a little on the ground, and then the thing that looked like a car with only its head flew up into the air like a pole vault, transformed back into the car form in the air, and once again transformed from the car.

Fiora gets up from the ground and flies.

"I'll kill you!"

Jason took a breath of air, his mind was in chaos, but no matter what, it was obvious that now was not the best time to meet Batman. He resisted trying to figure out how Batman became the ghost he is now.

Thinking of this, he picked up Ms. Siwa’s body and ran away.

Things here are no longer at a level that he can get involved in.

He took one last look at Batman fighting Fiora.

The opponent turned into a dump truck and repeatedly hit the Kryptonian female adjutant who was getting more and more injured. The whole scene was like playing with bumper cars...

It's not that Jason has never imagined the scene of Batman coming to save him, or in other words, over the years, when dreaming back at midnight, he has thought countless times about how Batman would have been saved if he hadn't been held back at that time.

The way of the magic soldier reversed the result of that night and saved him from fire and water under the crowbar.

He had imagined the scene of Batman rescuing people countless times, but now this scene gradually overlapped with that huge dump truck.

Nothing can go back.

Chen Tao also noticed Jason leaving, and he didn't stop him either. He hadn't figured out how to get along with this second-generation Robin yet, so he couldn't just go up and say, "Hey, come back, daddy is about to retire."

La."

Well, that's weird. Forget it, let's finish the things at hand first. The Red Hood is right under our noses anyway, so there's no problem no matter when we need to solve it.

He turned his eyes to the front.

Fiora was too confident at the beginning and was directly pierced by the Kryptonite thorn in the car. This is also the reason why she did not understand Kryptonite. To a certain extent, this can be regarded as a death at first sight.<

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Chen Tao's car lights flashed, and the kryptonite spikes in front of the car were stained with blood.

This is the biggest difference after loading: when he transformed through silver particles before, although he could still use his arms and fingers, it was more like logging into someone else's account. No matter what changes Chen Tao made to the transformed form

, after transforming again, it will still return to its previous appearance.

It's as if they are all solidified at a certain point in time. In addition to synchronizing the damage received to Chen Tao, no matter what modifications are made to them, it seems that they will not be recognized as "a part of this Batman".

"member"

After loading... they seemed to have become a part of Chen Tao. His flesh and blood transformed into the body of the car in a quantum reconstruction method - Chen Tao knew that quantum mechanics seemed nonsense at all times, but this was just Lu.

Hughes' personal explanation.

He doesn't understand scientific research, maybe there is another way to say it from a magical level?

All in all, under the constant accumulation of injuries and continuous bleeding, Fiora finally couldn't hold on any longer.

When she was once again hit by a dump truck that stumbled toward her and flew backwards, Fiora rolled a few times on the ground like a torn sack and finally fell motionless.

Chen Tao's attention was attracted by something else.

A line of silver-white fonts jumped out quickly on Chen Tao's retina:

[Warning! Warning! Anchored item detected!]

[Obtained: Fiora's rotten cloak]

[Introduction: The legacy left by the confident female Kryptonian after being hit by a dump truck represents the rapid reversal of her newly established cognition in a short period of time. Also reversed is the knowledge she had just established.

Confidence. You may be able to use it to summon Batman from a parallel universe.]

[But, could the existence that was summoned because of the reversed thinking be something orthodox?]

["The dump truck Iai chop? What kind of martial arts is this? Why was I knocked away? Was it a lie that I masturbated casually before?"]

[Converted crisis energy: 159]

[Crisis energy units you currently hold: 347]

[Warning, downloading targetable Batman files.]

【Bizzaro Batman】

【Danger Level:B】

[Earth 29 (Earth 29), this world is also called the Bizarro Universe, which is a universe with broken physical laws.

Bizarro Superman leads his un-American Injustice League on aimless, inexplicable and futile adventures.]

Chen Tao knows Bizarro. In the main universe, Bizarro is also known as Superman. He is Lex Luthor's failed clone of Superman. Everything about him is the opposite of Superman.

Superman has heat vision and freezing breath, while Bizarro has ice vision and flame breath. Superman will be weakened by green kryptonite, and Bizarro will be strengthened by green kryptonite.

And his greatest characteristic is that for Bizarro, all language is the opposite.

"Construction" means "destruction" to Bizarro, and "hate" means "like".

[Do you want to consume 239 crisis energy immediately to synchronize?]

[Warning! Warning! The Batman in this parallel universe is too powerful, which will extremely seriously damage Batman's morality and reduce Batman's sanity to the extreme!]

[Warning warning, the detected danger level of Batman is: F]

[Based on the current level of Batman, there is no ability to withstand the contamination of a Class B dangerous Batman!]

[Enabling protocol mandatory protection strategy: overcharge protection]

[Batman No. 52, the protocol will automatically protect your sanity from being damaged. With your current danger level, you can only synchronize "Bizzaro Batman" for three minutes at most.]

Chen Tao thought about it for a while.

It's not a big problem, anyway, he never thought about facing others head-on on his own. Superman has appeared, and from today on he will focus on Gou. If the Red Hood hadn't suddenly appeared here, he wouldn't even have come to fight with Fei.

Aura had a fight. "Penny, how is the situation over there with Superman?"

"Not very good." Alfred replied into the microphone. On the screen, Superman was punched left and right by the heat vision of the two Kryptonians, and gradually began to fall into the disadvantage. The two were genetically programmed to

The warrior Kryptonians have shown extremely terrifying adaptability.

"It's okay," Chen Tao said, "Clark will be fine."

"Superman got a nosebleed." Alfred synchronized the situation on the screen to the three-dimensional image projected on Chen Tao's arm armor. He was grabbed by the cloak by two Kryptonians and slammed to the ground.<

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"Don't worry."

Chen Tao said.

The Superman on the screen punched him back faster.

Look, I just said Superman is fine.

He should eat, drink, play, and wait for Superman to solve everything. At most, he can come up with ideas instead of having to do it himself. This is his ideal in life~

Then Chen Tao tried to synchronize Bizarro Batman.

Anyway, it was only three minutes, and he really wanted to try the power of the Kryptonians.

【Syncing:Bizzaro Batman】

【Successful】

A gust of wind blew by, and the strange-looking car Batman disappeared.

Instead, there is a Bizarro Superman wearing a Batman uniform with a smiling face on his chest.

His eyes shine with wisdom.

"Bizzaro, get angry!"

(Everything Bizarro said was contrary to normal people. He said "angry" actually meant "happy")

Chen Tao, who synchronized with Bizarro's Batman, jumped three feet high in a silly manner: "Bizzaro doesn't want friends at all!"

Then his super vision and hearing allowed him to see the three people still fighting each other in the distance.

Chen Tao suddenly slapped his head.

"Bad, I don't want to hug the good guys at all!" (Okay, I want to beat the bad guys!)

Chen Tao, who synchronized with Bizarro Batman, completely forgot about the choice he had made a few minutes ago to live in obscurity for the rest of his life.

He kicked his feet on the ground, and with a bang, he flew toward the battlefield crookedly!

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"Good day, General."

General Sam Lane walked into the conference room and saw the holographic images of other people already in place.

Lex Luthor sat on his sofa at home and waved to him.

"Hello, I'm Donald Wilson." The President is a rather thin middle-aged man, sitting in the main seat: "Sam, let's make this short. I want to find out what is happening now."
Sam opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by the other party with a wave of his hand: "Let me ask a question first. Can nuclear bombs solve them?"

Luther forced himself not to sneer.

"I think it's almost impossible." Sam answered the question seriously, with a serious look on his face: "Even if it can be done, it absolutely cannot be done."

"Ha, that's ridiculous." Then he heard someone in the holographic projection next to him say: "Don't you know what's going on in Gotham?"

"A civilian vigilante like Batman can touch this nuclear bomb, but we can't?"

Sam frowned and did not refute the other party immediately. As a result, the other party became more enthusiastic.

Mr. Wilson raised his hands and motioned with his eyes to continue.

"I heard that a nuclear weapon was sent out of outer space by Batman and exploded. In this era, nuclear weapons are as common as firecrackers. But our intelligence agencies are like blind and deaf people who don't know anything."

As the congressman spoke, he pointed the finger at Colonel Steve Trevor and Amanda Waller, who were standing there as doorkeepers.

"You two——"

Colonel Steve Trevor said nothing, but Amanda Waller glared:

"Please pay attention to your words, Congressman Robertson. If you dislike this and that, you can come up and try it yourself. I guarantee that Batman will show up at your door at night."

"This is how you talk..."

"Ahem..." Mr. Wilson coughed twice and brought the topic back on track: "What we want to talk about now is not Batman. At least he is helpful to Gotham's security..."

He spread his hands and said: "If the state government can tolerate him, then we will have no problem. What we want to talk about now is aliens and interstellar things. Don't go off topic."

As soon as Wilson, who was sitting in the chair, spoke, the congressman immediately stopped. He said: "In any case, we are facing a new and unknown civilization. If we can directly destroy them physically, why not?"
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Everyone present was silent. Congressman Robertson said very well, but he has been avoiding one of the most critical questions:

What if it cannot be destroyed?

"Mr. Lex Luthor created a new type of kryptonite armor for us." General Sam said: "John Cobain can drive it and carry out the will of the country."

He said:

"According to experiments, green kryptonite can weaken the power of Kryptonians. We have already done this..."

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted again.

"So that's all?" A member of parliament said: "What about those parasitic demons? Since we are going to take action, why not use all our strength?"

Sam frowned, and he answered directly: "Those monsters called parasitic demons are a group of monsters that can't control themselves. They pursue their appetite endlessly. We can't control them at all, although their lifespans are

It’s only 30 minutes, but I still don’t think releasing something that we can’t control is something that anyone in their right mind would do.”

"...We can evacuate the surrounding residents, and then throw out these beasts and let them consume the Kryptonians..."

"...We have no control over their behavior at all..."

"I object. Haven't you read the information sent to you?! What's the difference between releasing these monsters and detonating nuclear bombs directly in the city..."

"Okay, be quiet, everyone." Finally, Wilson, who was sitting in the main seat, came out to smooth things over. He turned to look at Lex Luthor, who had never participated in the discussion from the beginning:

"Mr. Luther, our excellent inventor, frankly speaking, I am more inclined to adopt your opinion."

Luther seemed a little hesitant.

"Well, although I completely agree with this congressman regarding the threat of aliens, I always have reservations about the use of parasitic demons."

Luther said: "I am a law-abiding citizen, and I will not release things that I cannot control."

Luther said righteously: "After all, I am a good person."

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"Put me down quickly!"

Jason Todd watched Ms. Siwa, who had just died, open her eyes and get off her back quickly, feeling that her brain had stopped spinning.

"Fake...fake death?"

"Yeah! That's right!" Ms. Siwa said: "This is a victory for martial arts!"


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