Chapter 138 Give Jason a Little Laughing Bat Shock
Chapter 138 Give Jason a little Laughing Bat shock
Author: Mr. Skeleton
Chapter 138 Give Jason a little Laughing Bat shock
"No, I'm going to kill. I'll just ride on my horse and kill."
Jason's eyes lingered on the lower half of Batman Bruce Wayne's weathered face.
At this moment, this face that should have only shown a calm and resolute expression was actually wearing a twisted smile, grinning from the corner of the mouth to the roots of the ears.
How could Batman become like this...Am I dreaming?
Taking advantage of the moment when Jason was distracted, Batman grabbed the other gun from his waist, and then the gunman twisted around and escaped from his grasp.
Batman just held Jason's gun in his hand and looked up to the sky laughing wildly.
"hahahahahahahaha!"
There’s no end to pretending, right?
Jason took a breath and said:
"Listen, Bruce, I'm touched that you killed the Joker, but there's no need for you to pretend..."
But before he finished speaking, he saw Batman slipping out four or five unconscious people wearing prison uniforms from another secret door.
"Hey, Jason! Have you seen these gifts I gave you? I'm worried that two clowns won't be enough for you to kill, and they can't kill people with guns, so it's really less interesting.
So I brought them here. They are all life-sentenced felons. Most of them are hopeless scum. You can kill them with a gun. Oh, you’re welcome. I’ll kill one for you first.
have a look."
"Stop it, Bruce."
Jason said: "Even if you kill the clown, I believe you will not become a murderer. I am not angry anymore, you don't need to be like this again."
"Got, get, get, get, get, get, get -"
But Batman didn't seem to hear him. The other party hummed a song, held a gun, and walked half a circle around the prisoners in an extremely arrogant manner, and then——
boom!
Without any warning, he shot one of the unconscious heavy-duty criminals in the stomach. This shot directly woke him up from a deep shock, and he screamed:
"Ouch, ouch, ouch - it hurts me to death. What happened?"
Immediately afterwards, severe pain hit him, and he was unable to say a word. He was rolling on the ground holding his belly and screaming in agony.
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The sudden gunshot made Jason jump in fright. He couldn't believe his eyes: "Ward Falk, Batman, are you fucking serious-"
But before he finished speaking, he saw Batman pointing his gun at the prisoner's head.
boom!
Clang!
The blade of the unsheathed blade narrowly missed the flames spurting from the gun's muzzle. Jason kept splitting the bullets with the dagger, and cold sweat soaked his back in an instant.
He grabbed Batman by the collar.
"You're crazy! You don't even know if I can split the bullet and save him! If I had reacted slower, he would have been shot in the head by you! He should be tried by the law, not abused by lynching! God, what on earth are you doing?
What to do? Do you treat life as a joke?"
As soon as Jason finished speaking subconsciously, he felt something was wrong, and then his face fell.
"Thank you. Great. Now I'm Batman."
He let go of the other party angrily.
Then he saw Batman raise his gun again.
Gan!
Jason didn't care to speak anymore and immediately rushed up to hug him.
"Don't kill me. I'll beg you to do it. I'm really convinced."
"Hahahahahaha, I want to eat people!"
Batman laughed wildly and got sick in front of Jason. Jason felt extremely frightened after seeing it.
"Don't be like this, just be normal!"
"Jesus God, what is going on?"
The prisoner who had just woken up from shock and was shot for no reason looked confused:
"What's going on with this horse riding? Am I not in jail?!"
Then he saw Batman - he was so painful from being shot just now that he just rolled on the ground without noticing who it was that shot him.
With his eyes focused, two muscular cross-dressing men hugging each other appeared in front of him.
The prisoner's eyes immediately widened.
"I'm super, Batman!"
Then he looked at Red Hood. He didn't recognize him. The two of them looked at each other with big eyes.
Jason, who was holding Batman in his arms, quickly kicked out, kicked to the left, and struck hard on the prisoner's neck with his toes, causing the prisoner to faint once again.
Finally, after the two men fought hand-to-hand for a long time, Jason snatched his gun back, snapped it in half, and threw it on the ground along with the first gun that Batman had bent just now.
He wiped the cold sweat from his head.
"That's enough." He said: "I will hand over these serious criminals to the police and will not privately-"
"I didn't grab these criminals from the street, I snatched them from prison."
"Oh, then you don't need to hand it over to the police, just... wait what did you say???"
Batman's answer immediately raised his voice an octave higher.
"Did you grab these criminals directly from prison? This, this, this... isn't this a prison robbery?"
Jason was heartbroken: "Where is the law? Has the authority of law enforcement agencies become useless? How can you do such a thing? Where is your ethics? Where is your persistence?"
Then he saw Batman smiling slightly.
He said: "The day these ethics and persistence took you away from me, they had no need to exist, Jason."
Jason felt like he had been hit hard.
He was really about to faint.
And he did fall to the ground with a plop.
"I must be dreaming," he said.
"But it's absolutely unquestionably true."
He heard Batman say to him: "If we can come to an agreement, I think we need to talk, Jason."
Chen Tao knew that Jason could block the bullet fired at the forehead of a convicted felon. Shoot bullets with batarangs... chop bullets with a knife... These operations have become essential skills for almost everyone in the Bat family.
"mortal"
Years of training have given Jason a strong body. If he wants to, it is almost impossible to miss. What's more, Chen Tao's first shot hit the felon in the stomach, and the second shot deliberately raised the gun and paused for half a second.
Shooting again is giving Jason time to react and mentally prepare.
And having said that, in fact...it doesn't matter even if Jason makes a mistake, these felons are not good people themselves, so they will die if they die.
Chen Tao would not deliberately kill them, but if Jason missed, it would be an accident, and it can only be said that the lives of these serious criminals were not good.
"What do you want to talk to me about, Bruce?"
Chen Tao looked at Jason's dazed look and felt that his IQ had dropped.
Chen Tao chatted with him for a long time, and once again used a lot of charming skills such as "You are my favorite Robin".
Finally, they got to the point.
"Now that we have decided to join forces to deal with Bane and the group of Superman villains, let's talk about how you can backstab, betray, betray, and beat up your teammates."
After Chen Tao finished saying this, he suddenly realized that this kind of speech sounded like a villain, so he quickly explained: "For justice!"
As soon as Jason heard about selling his teammates, he immediately felt sleepy.
He revealed Bain's next plan very simply:
"Bane has used Bruce Wayne's identity to find Clark Kent, who often hangs out with you, and thus determined his identity.
The time was too short, and he didn't find out where Clark's hometown was, but he found that Clark had a very good girlfriend, Lois Lane. Therefore, he asked me to find out Louis Lane's commute and kidnap Louis to use it to get there.
Time to threaten Superman."
Chen Tao touched his chin.
It's the hostage-taking thing again... Bain is really incorrigible.
Have you no intention of abandoning this traditional and old-fashioned way?
"I could use an insider move to send Lois Lane on a business trip and then tell Bane that I made a mistake."
Jason said: "I can also find a way to make a fake Lois Lane to fool Bane. You know, the kind of face that caused Clayface to mutate back then. And..."
"No." Chen Tao told him: "Show him the real Louis first, and then we will arrange a replacement plan."
He warned Jason: "Be careful not to let her scream when you kidnap Lois, otherwise, no matter where Superman is on the earth, he will come to save his girlfriend. You have to do it quietly.
Just make the other party faint so that she has no chance to shout."
"Got it." Jason said.
The two of them hatched a plan to kidnap Louis for a while.
After finishing speaking, Chen Tao also felt a little strange.
Although he had planned the plan in detail, Louis would not be injured no matter what. But helping Jason plan the plan to kidnap Louis, is this another level of selling out his teammates?
Chen Tao fell into deep thought.
Then he immediately shook his head.
Haha, how can this be considered selling out his teammates? He is just carrying out his own plan. It is so funny to accuse him of selling out his teammates or something.
"Did Bane set a time for you to kidnap Louis?"
"Yes, he..."
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呲——
Full of a sense of science fiction, the iron door weighing hundreds of kilograms was opened, and Blake and his Jiying Alliance, a total of four people, walked in together.
This is Lex Luthor's base located 50 meters underground, and there is lead coating everywhere.
This is the first time Blake led his team to visit here.
"This place makes my bugs sick all over."
"Beast Girl" Pamela Ferrer said.
She was a jewel thief, but an accident caused her to bond with a snake-like alien, thus transforming her into a beast girl.
"It's usually not always like this." Another teammate among the four, Magic Hatcher, said.
He is the only magician in the team and has no shortcomings except for his tendency to drink.
So at this moment, it was no surprise that he smelled of alcohol. He raised the bottle and took two more sips, then suddenly covered his mouth.
"Ugh..."
"If you dare to vomit on the ground here and embarrass us all with you, I will control you and slap yourself 100 times."
Black walked at the front of the team, followed by the big black man "Cold Cast". This big man with electronic power was the most capable character under Black. He was carrying a dead dog in his hand, as unconscious as a dead dog.
The man in question is none other than the shapeshifter "Snake Skin" they captured before.
They passed through several heavily guarded checkpoints, and the magic hatter said: "Like the checkpoints just now, I only need to move my fingers to pass them."
"That's enough, I know this." Blake answered him.
After passing through several doors, they finally saw Lex Luthor in the lobby.
The other person was sitting in front of rows of huge computers, operating five or six computers at the same time, leaving only a bald head exposed on the top of the seat.
"I brought you the snakeskin, Luther."
But faced with Black's voice, Luther did not answer immediately. He was immersed in the ocean of knowledge.
But even though he didn't even look at the other party, a cage rose up from the side in cooperation.
Blake made a nod, and the cold caster next to him placed the unconscious snake skin in the raised cage.
Black glanced at the snakeskin sideways, and then said: "Happy transaction, Luther, it's time for you to fulfill your promise."
"I know, Black." Then he heard Luther's voice. He saw the other person turn his head, his eyes contained a depth that he couldn't look straight into.
This aroused Blake's curiosity. He tried to use his psychic ability to connect to the other party, but he seemed to be connected to a black hole that was constantly flipping and collapsing.
"You can leave now." He heard Luther say.
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"Clark, today we are going to learn how to pretend to be a scary villain. You learn my moves first."
Chen Tao said this and then began to demonstrate to Clark.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
The corners of his mouth raised, and he let out a creepy laugh, then stopped abruptly: "Have you learned it?"
"I learned."
Superman nodded, and then started practicing: "Hahahahaha..."
"But honestly, why do we practice such weird stuff?"
"There's always something weird about it," he said.
"Just practice first." Chen Tao told him: "Aren't you always worried about the extreme ideas of the Jiying League and their increasing number of supporters recently? One day you will have to teach them what talents they have.
It’s called fighting violence with violence. It’s still good to practice scaring others.”
"Okay." Superman was convinced, and he began to continue practicing obediently: "Hahahahahaha..."
"No, no, it needs to be a little sharper and the tone higher, it will be more scary..."
Soon, Superman had mastered the basic skills of laughing wildly.
Then Superman mentioned recent events:
"Oh, by the way, Bat. Recently, Louis said that he always felt like someone was secretly watching him."
Chen Tao felt a little guilty after hearing this. He tried his best to control his heartbeat without changing. It can only be said that he is truly a journalist. Even if Jason didn't leak his whereabouts, did the other party still intuitively feel the presence of the Red Hood?
However, Superman did not doubt his mentor at all. Chen Tao made a fool of him and fooled him.
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"Red Hood, you did a great job."
Bain looked at Lois Lane who was tied to the chair with satisfaction.
Then……
He raised a bucket of water and poured it on the other person's head.
Louis was soaked in the rain, and even though his mouth was blocked, he still whined angrily.
"Uh, what are you doing?" Red Hood was a little confused.
"Test whether the other party is Clayface." Bain answered him.