[Warning! This Batman comes from the Dark Multiverse and has evil thoughts that may damage Batman's morality and sanity!]
The cells...are boiling! Howling with joy!
Genes were overturned like dominoes. Invisible illusory particles kissed and entangled with the existence called "reality" in his body, and then turned into each other's reality, presenting a vision that human language cannot exhaust!
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...In the parallel universe where the Batmobile is located, Batman has invested part of himself in every technology that controls the world...
...He became a part of people's life, providing a comfortable and safe life for the sheep...
...But the sheep have launched a revolution. They don't want to live and work in peace and contentment. These idiots just want freedom, and all the shortcomings that come with it...
I was systematically wiped from this planet, and my electronic technology and physical personality were destroyed...
...I can only upload my consciousness into this huge car body...
Wrong!
I'm not the Batmobile! I'm not even Batman, I'm Chen Tao!
Chen Tao only indulged in it for half a second before he immediately woke up. Memories rushed into his brain, making his temples beat nonstop.
Wait.
Temple?
It was so funny that there were no temples at all. Chen Tao lowered his head and saw wheels instead of his arms, idling on the ground.
There was a bang and the sound of glass breaking. Chen Tao wanted to turn his head - there was no way he could turn. In the rearview mirror, he saw his swollen body crushing the glass door of the room next to him.
What the fuck... I turned into an off-road vehicle?
"Well..."
Huge memories are still being stuffed into Chen Tao's brain continuously. This is the life of the Batmobile, love, hate, love, hatred, all these unwillingness and sorrow, and a violent feeling surges out of his heart uncontrollably.
Emotions, want to destroy the entire Gotham!
He looked at the ventriloquist, and the desire to kill and destroy immediately surged up, and he suddenly wanted to take a bath in the other person's blood.
Chen Tao felt that if he lived in an online game, I am afraid that "Moral -1, -1, -1..." would be constantly floating on his forehead right now
"..."
"I'm afraid this is a side effect of receiving memories, a complete mental pollution... evil? But this is not in line with my moral values - what benefit does killing the ventriloquist do to me?"
With a flash of thought in Chen Tao's mind, the dark and cruel emotions were swept into the trash can. The process was so easy that even he himself felt speechless.
"I understand, the good Batman raises the upper limit of morality, the evil Batman lowers the lower limit of morality, and I have no morals."
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He is not Batman at all, and he cannot agree with the other person's three views, let alone understand the moral choices and struggles he has made in his memory.
Since he can't empathize with him at all, he will naturally not be affected. It's like the trolley problem. Everyone else is thinking about which one to save, but he is the only one thinking about how to take photos and sell them to newspapers to make money?
The two are not on the same channel at all.
Of course, this is just because the Batmobile is too weak, has too few negative emotions, and he cannot empathize. If it were a stronger evil version of Batman, would the result be different?
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However, these are still unknown for the time being. Chen Tao quickly turned his attention to another issue.
"Can I go back to how I was before?"
As soon as he thought this, half of his body disintegrated into dark red light spots in an instant, and then re-condensed into a body of flesh and blood, and the memories that had been playing in his mind came to an abrupt end.
Maybe it was a long time, or maybe it was just a blink of an eye... everything returned to its original state, as if what just happened was just a dream.
Chen Tao rubbed the tiger's mouth to confirm that he had returned to the normal Batman from the beginning, and even his clothes were not broken into pieces.
With a thought in his mind, his left hand turned into a spinning wheel of an off-road vehicle with a swish sound, and then changed back again the next second.
"As long as I want, anytime, anywhere, I can completely transform into that strange Batmobile..."
But at the end of the day - what good does the superpower of turning into a super off-road vehicle do?
"Listen to me and I'll kill you"?
And this Alfred Agreement...forget it, my original plan sounds more reliable.
Chen Tao shook his head. It has never been his style to trust all the success or failure of his work to unknown variables.
He turned his attention back to the ventriloquist. Fortunately, he had just driven the hostages out when he subdued the ventriloquist. Now the other party is the only witness who saw him turn into a car.
The middle-aged, bald, white man looked at him with big, flashing eyes. The baby bat on his hand kept shouting something like, "Yes, this is what a good dog should do!" to cheer him up!
If.
"Don't tell anyone what happened just now."
"Woof!"
"Speak human language."
"Okay."
Ignoring these details, so far, his original plan has gone smoothly. The snowball has started rolling. With the ventriloquist, he can finally hide behind the scenes and manipulate the other party to conquer more villains.
He can also borrow the identity of a ventriloquist and use Batman's cash ability to hire some international mercenaries. When the time comes, the villain legion and the mercenary legion will not respect martial ethics and swarm them. Even if Bane has three heads and six arms, he will be hammered into a cookie.
!
There is no such thing as going into battle in person.
Even if I jumped from Wayne Tower and died outside, I would never...
After all, he is a time traveler.
It’s true that he likes Batman comics, but that doesn’t mean he wants to be Batman in reality.
Who would give up their vast wealth and vent their chaotic emotions on the streets like a giant bat late at night?
He also instigated teenagers to wear colorful clothes, not wear pants, and make enemies of murderers and madmen. Admit it, Bruce Wayne has long been crazy.
But this time traveler is different. He is not a madman, he is a normal person.
At present, Chen Tao just wants to get rid of the troublemaker [Bane] who knows Bruce's true identity, and then retire peacefully, and then live in a dream every day, wasting the last bit of energy on the social butterflies in Gotham City.
Yes, this is the life he wants to live!
Isn't this the kind of life he spent his entire life in Hollywood just for?
As for what will happen to Gotham in the future...
He has already thought about it. Do you really think that the Kryptonian with the Man of Steel and the 5,000-year-old demigod from the Amazon are just living together?
Although after traveling through time, Chen Tao did not find Clark Kent in the Daily Planet in Metropolis, nor did he find antique appraisal expert Diana Prince in Boston.
But the Daily Planet already has Lewis, and according to time estimates, these two will soon come out to stir up trouble. So now he only needs to deal with Bane, at least to save his own life before these two giants make their debut, wonderful
The billionaire life is beckoning to him.
As for those cosmic crises... At worst, I am a spoiler dog. With so many superpowers and demigods in the Justice League, will they still be completely defeated and need an ordinary mortal like him to save them?
Chen Tao's heart is full of hope for a comfortable life in the future.
But now, the first priority is to defeat Bain.
Well, to be more specific, now, the ventriloquist should call to find cannon fodder...ah, no, they are mercenaries.