"Although I didn't want to kill you at first, but... you are so boring, and I will change my personality three times before breakfast."
The clown said.
"You think I don't know? Oh, Bain, it was you who made the first move. I am heartbroken by your distrust."
The clown wiped away the non-existent tears, spread his hands and said:
"Wow, you just entrusted me with nuclear weapons. You just gave me such a beautiful big firework casually. Do you think I will believe this fairy tale?"
"The nuclear bomb you gave me was a fake. It was an empty firecracker. Well, you cunning wolf, the real one must be lying quietly in some nook and cranny.
You never thought about destroying Metropolis from the beginning, right?"
The clown looked a little crazy and grabbed his hair, and the green hair was stretched straight under his strong fingertips:
"It's so blasphemous. You show such a big firecracker to others but refuse to light it. This is fraud, fraud!
Yes, yes, you just want to be a local emperor in a city, not a public enemy of mankind. Letting a mushroom cloud rise in a metropolis will only make the national government kill you at all costs, just like Bin Laden back then.
, how can you be the king of Gotham with peace of mind?"
"Ugh!"
The clown retched.
"I really want to vomit."
He said.
He held his chin: "So at first I thought, hmm, you know."
He opened his palms and waved them wildly in the air a few times with great interest, as if he was conducting some non-existent orchestra.
"It can be fun to help you get to the brink of victory, and then have it all thrown right in your face."
"I originally wanted you to defeat Batman and seize this city so carefully, and then I would steal it all under your eyes."
"I have prepared a death trap for you. Here, you will suddenly laugh out loud when the battle with Batman reaches its climax - this will definitely add a lot of humorous cells to you!"
"Of course, this may lead to death, but it is also possible that you will survive the worst part with difficulty, and then you will think that you have won and defeated Batman——"
Chen Tao felt nervous, he already knew what the clown could do.
Under the current circumstances, it is difficult for him to even speak.
"Well, it is indeed difficult to monitor the conversation between you and the mysterious man. It's really strange. I never know who he is, and I can't guess it no matter how hard I try. I think Mr. Nygma may like this puzzle very much, but for
To me, it’s not important.”
The clown said: "No matter who gave you the nuclear bomb, now that you have the big firecracker, you have to use it, right?"
"You have hidden this beauty so well that you don't want others to see her beauty. Shouldn't I pull her out?"
"You...you have secretly mastered my nuclear bomb...the nuclear bomb I hid so well, the real nuclear bomb?"
The clown laughed wildly and said: "Bingo! That's right, I want to blow up the Metropolis with my backhand right when you are the proudest and happiest, when you reach the peak of your life.
Then everyone will know that it was you who did the good deeds, and then you will immediately change from a gangster star who is about to take over the city to a fugitive who lives in fear! Are you happy?"
The clown raised his hands, as if embracing the peak plan, and then quickly pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration:
"Okay, this is the original plan, you know, Bane?
I've been investigating you since you broke me out of Arkham Asylum, and I've spent the past few months in Gotham's arcade trying to recreate your little water cell in Penaduro Prison.
I interviewed many people who experienced it, trying to make it a memorial to your failure——"
The Joker grabbed Bane's chin.
"Just so you can see your foreseeable dream of being the king of Gotham shattered before your eyes!"
"I even plan to let bats participate in the first stage of the government's siege against you, and then when your fight is in full swing, I will blow you up into the sky together, and then let everyone see what I have done to you." p>
The clown raised his corsage to let Bane see it: "See this little fountain? It's filled with a specially made corrosive acid, with a destroying solution specially added for plants, and to make your other side hairy.
Lhasa road pool water with rotten body and painful death."
"If I aim at you, it will eat through your temples and skin, and then it will go all the way down with your screams, from both sides to the middle, and eat your brain cleanly, in your extraordinary brain and strong muscles.
Outline a perfect smile."
He whispered in front of Bain in despair:
"You can feel it gradually shutting down, Bain. One by one, your intelligence and physical strength decrease over time. You will fully feel your loss. You will have consciousness and pain until the end."
"You will become my new masterpiece, just for bats!"
"This is my whole plan, my perfect and beautiful plan——"
"Batman, the nuclear bomb interception system is ready." Poison Ivy's voice sounded quietly in Chen Tao's headphones: "If nothing happens, the nuclear weapon will climb upward, leave the atmosphere, and then fall again."<
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"And Poison Ivy's plants can help us detect the trajectory of missiles. You know, those plant pollen spores spread in the air..."
Lucius's voice emerged from the side of the communication channel, and he spoke very quickly:
"I'm sorry, I'm not a plant expert, and I really don't understand the principle, but in terms of effect, she is just like a humanoid induction radar, or a humanoid plant induction radar? In short, she is better than all of us.
The sensors are accurate and have great coverage."
"With Poison Ivy helping us locate, we can confirm the launch trajectories of all nuclear bombs in a very short period of time, but please note that we cannot rule out the possibility of dozens of missiles being launched at the same time to act as a blindfold to ensure that the real
One of them is not intercepted by our interceptor missile."
He said: "If that time comes, Batman, you must intercept it yourself... Your nanobody can fly extremely fast, is extremely tough, and is extremely dexterous. As long as your head and chest are equipped with
Protection, you can surpass the performance of most aircraft and break the constraints of the atmosphere in a short time——"
Lucius said: "As long as the nuclear bomb does not fall from the atmosphere, it will not have the risk of exploding. As long as you can slow it down before it falls, or simply detonate it in outer space, then this crisis will be
It will disappear immediately."
At the same time as Lucius's words, there was also the clown's voice: "Look, what a perfect plan, but such a perfect and beautiful plan, because of an accident, it can no longer be completed. I am so sad."<
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The clown said: "No more complicated and interesting plans, no more troubles."