"Ah...don't...don't stab me...Chen Bo...you...are you deaf...haven't you hurry...write quickly..." The Gestapo now no longer has any arrogance or pride. He is really afraid.
Who wouldn't be afraid of meeting a lunatic like Ma Hanshan? He would stab his thigh if he disagreed with him, which would be very painful.
"Yes...yes...we...we write..." Chen Bo suddenly remembered that Gestapo's thigh was still bleeding, and he did not dare to play tricks anymore. Too much blood would kill people. He looked up at Ma Hanshan and said, "We Immediately write as the little hero asks, but...but please stop Xiaolang's bleeding first..."
"Write quickly, are you talking nonsense?" Ma Hanshan glared at Chen Bo and said, "Shopkeeper, come here and stop the bleeding of this little turtle."
An even weirder scene appeared in the box. Three young men in gorgeous clothes climbed on the table to write a letter of repentance. Shen Hua took a bottle of peach blossom powder and instructed shopkeeper Wang to bandage the wound of Ge Shi Bao. However, the eldest son Ma Hanshan, who was dressed strangely, was sitting in the hall. Generally majestic….
"Is it bandaged? Well, it's pretty quick." Ma Hanshan smiled, looked up at Manager Han outside the door and said, "You are the manager of my employer. Very good, very good. Come in and write for this guy. In the letter of repentance, he asked you to write one sentence. I tell you, if you write a wrong word or a wrong sentence, I will poke a hole in this kid's leg. If you make two wrong words, I will open two windows... Let's start."
Gestapo wants to cry, why did he stab me when he wrote a wrong word...
With things developing like this, who else dares to go against Ma Hanshan's will? What he has in his hands is the young master of the prefect, the heart of the prefect. This heart has been penetrated twice now. If more holes are inserted, , no one would be able to live well if the prefect got angry, so Manager Han carefully did not dare to make a mistake in his "dictation". He was more afraid of him being assassinated than the Gestapo...
Two or three quarters of an hour later, the four letters of repentance and the "records of bad deeds" of the four Gestapo people were written.
I was happy to play and write happily just now, but how it ends now is worrying others.
"Well, not bad, not bad, the handwriting is good." Ma Hanshan quickly glanced at the "homework" handed in by the four people. He nodded and praised the handwriting. Haha, for him, the handwriting of all people in this time and space is good. Not bad, because he can't write calligraphy.
"Where...where...can your Majesty allow us to leave?" Gaspao discovered that Mahanshan's Jinchuang medicine was very good. Not only did it stop the bleeding, but the wound no longer hurt, so he became bolder again.
"You're welcome, you're too polite. Why are you so respected? You should call me boss... call me quickly..." Ma Hanshan said with a smile that he had indeed been a waiter for seven or eight years in his previous life, and his younger brothers all called him boss.
No one in this era understands what a "big boss" is. The Gestapo thought it was a nickname for Ma Hanshan, so they kept calling him "big boss, big boss".
Haha, you have to take advantage of this. Mahanshan is indeed a wonder in the world.
"Boss, how about... let the shopkeeper reorganize the banquet and let's toast to the boss..." Although Geshibo usually looked down upon Chen Bo and the others, but now he was trying his best to please Ma Hanshan.
"Well, your idea is good. But as for the wine, I want to get drunk with fairy wine." Ma Hanshan didn't expect that this guy is so "cute" and has great potential to be a slave.
"Drunken Immortal Wine? Okay... Shopkeeper, hurry up, prepare a table of the best dishes, and bring some jars of Drunken Immortal Wine..." Geshibao shouted.
After a while, the banquet resumed, and Gestapo poured wine for Mahanshan himself, then picked up the wine glass and drank respectfully.
"Okay, okay, you're very powerful...what's your name?" Ma Hanshan truly praised Gestapo. He thought that at such an age, he could be so forbearing. This guy is really powerful.
"It's not the big guys who are great... I am Geshibao, named Xuanling, and my father knows this house because of the emperor's favor." Geshibao said respectfully. He told Ma Hanshan who he was without leaving any trace, hoping to make Ma Hanshan fear him.
"Gespao...what a name...I bet that your achievements will exceed those of your father in the future." Ma Hanshan said with a smile, but he actually directly ignored the words "Gespao knows his home."
"Thank you for the kind words, boss... Eat the food, boss... This is our famous dish, Tangled Hoof..." Geshibao seemed to have completely forgotten that everyone was still trying to draw a knife from the enemy just now, and even introduced the dishes to Ma Hanshan enthusiastically.
He picks up the food.
Lu Xiangru, who was very familiar with Geshiro, couldn't help but feel depressed. Had Geshiro been beaten stupid and had something wrong with his brain? How could he be so polite to this guy? So attentive? Even better than to Mr. Gai...
Half an hour later, Ma Hanshan was full of wine and food. He burped and said: "Okay, we have eaten and drank. Now let's get down to business. I know you are not convinced. I have probably called for reinforcements. Yes
Aren’t we already surrounding Xiangweixuan?”
Um, how did this guy know? The four of them couldn't help but be stunned, and they were shocked. Ma Hanshan had always been in their sights. No one had informed him, and he had never gone out, but he actually knew... This person is so scary.
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Now Xiangweixuan has indeed been surrounded. There are servants called by Chen Bohuang Liuliu, city guards called by Lu Xiangru, and government officials called by Geshibao, a total of nearly a hundred people from all walks of life.
Of course, they called these people secretly, and the family didn't know.
"Haha, big brother, you are joking. Didn't we already tell you that today's matter has been revealed and we will no longer pursue it. Don't even talk about it anymore. Why would you ask people to embarrass the big brother?" Geshibo lied.
He has never blushed before, and his emotions are more genuine than the truth. Obviously, he has already asked his followers to call someone.
Ma Hanshan glanced at him and smiled contemptuously: "What kind of man are you if you dare to do something but don't accept it? You clearly called someone but didn't admit it. You are just a little turtle."
Did you curse again when you were full?
Haha, Ma Hanshan is not that free. He is thinking about another thing now, how to sell his hemostatic bag to the Xiangfan garrison.
The four of them were ridiculed by Ma Hanshan, their faces turned red and they were extremely embarrassed.
However, Ma Hanshan did not dwell on this matter. He said to Geshibao and Lu Xiangru: "You guys, one is the prefect and the other is General Lu Wenkuan? Very good, send someone back to invite them."
Ah? Want to invite parents? Their expressions suddenly changed.
They are all good boys when they go home, and everything they do outside is hidden from their parents. Now...
Ma Hanshan ignored them, turned to Chen Bo and Huang Liuliu and said: "After you go to settle the accounts, leave two hundred taels of silver to compensate for the broken objects and get out. Oh, of course, if you are not convinced, you can take them with you."
People come to me for revenge. But I won’t be polite next time, someone will be killed in a minute.”
"No...I dare not..." Huang Liuliu said, cupping his fists.
"The four of us came together, so we should leave together. If Xuan Ling and Zi Ang don't leave, naturally we won't leave first." Chen Bo said with great loyalty. Unfortunately, he had a gloomy life, so speaking with such courage cannot come from him.
There was a strange feeling in my mouth as I said it.
Ma Hanshan looked at them coldly and said, "Okay, but what I want to talk to Mr. Gai and General Lu is about military affairs. After you hear this, you will either be silenced or become a soldier beside General Lu."
"Brother Huang Liuliu, let's wait for Xilang downstairs..." Chen Bo suddenly noticed the sharp light emanating from Ma Hanshan's eyes and quickly pulled Huang Liuliu away.
He did not believe that Ma Hanshan was going to talk about any major military affairs. Even if it was true, he would not silence them or let them become soldiers, but he was afraid that Ma Hanshan's "madness" would happen again.
, he would draw his sword and give it to him at every turn.
Both Geshibao and Lu Xiangru made excuses for not sending people to invite the parents. Ma Hanshan didn't talk nonsense to them at all. They didn't send people, they sent them themselves.
The person sent by Ma Hanshan was the shopkeeper Wang of Xiangweixuan.
Shopkeeper Wang is naturally willing to make a trip. He has wanted to make a trip for a long time. This matter has happened early, otherwise it will disturb his business and make it difficult to do business.
No matter whose son is kidnapped by others, it will definitely happen quickly.
It was Ma Hanshan who reported that Ge Shibao and Lu Xiangru had been kidnapped, and it was he who asked shopkeeper Wang to say so.
The reason why Ma Hanshan asked shopkeeper Wang to say this was naturally to make Xiangfan's prefect Gai Rancong and the city guard general Lu Wenkuan come over quickly.
Gai Rencong and Lu Wenkuan didn't come over. One of them came on horseback and the other on a carriage, but the speed was so fast that people couldn't believe it.
They didn't bring any soldiers or servants, and almost came alone.
Because Ma Hanshan asked shopkeeper Wang to say that if there were more than three people when they came, he would immediately throw away the votes.
They were so arrogant that they dared to threaten the prefect and the general who defended the city. Their hearts were burning with fire, but they all smiled in front of others.
When they went upstairs to the box, they didn't see their son. They only saw a big kid in weird clothes sitting at the top of the box with a domineering attitude. They couldn't help but feel depressed. Could it be that this big kid kidnapped their son?
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"Who are you, why are you holding my general Saburo hostage?" Lu Wenkuan glared at Ma Hanshan and shouted.
"General Lu, we are not facing the enemy in front of the battle. Why are you yelling? Oops, you are staring at me? Believe it or not, I will have someone beat your son." Ma Hanshan glared back at Lu Wenkuan.
The people watching outside the door were originally worried about Ma Hanshan, but they didn't expect that this kid... is so brave. Is this kid really not afraid of death? He dares to speak to General Lu like this.
"You...you...I'm going to kill you..." Lu Wenkuan was angry.
"Huh, come on, I know what the civil servants and generals of Dasong can do besides oppressing their own people? Otherwise, how could barbarians like savages occupy half of the country of Song Dynasty?" Ma Hanshan said with great disdain.
"Oh my... I'm so angry, I'm going to kill you, you bastard..." Lu Wenkuan was furious, and Da Song lost half of his country. Of course it was not their fault, but everyone regarded this as a national humiliation and hated it.
Pain is something that everyone is careful not to mention, and now Mahanshan actually sprinkles a handful of salt on it...
choke!
Lu Wenkuan drew his sword... He was really angry and couldn't bear it anymore...
"General, calm down..." Gai Rancong stopped Lu Wenkuan in time.
In fact, even if Gai Rancong didn't scream, Lu Wenkuan would not dare to drop the sword he raised, because Ma Hanshan was pointing something at him that he had never seen before. The thing looked like a hidden weapon, with a stick
The pipe is nearly a foot long, and the dark hole on the pipe is emitting a cold light. It is very dangerous just looking at it...
Of course it's dangerous. This thing is the world's first real musket, a short blunderbuss.
People who evolved from animals still retain the ability of animals to sense danger in their genes. Although Lu Wenkuan knew what the thing in Ma Hanshan's hand was, he knew that it was dangerous, very dangerous, so the sword he held in the air stopped.