There are always many coincidences or providences in the affairs of the world. Dasong was invaded by Dong Hunan and ceded territory to seek peace. He lost half of his country. But soon after the royal family moved south and established its capital in Lin'an, Ezhou Zhizhou Fangze rebuilt Huanghe, a famous building in the south of the Yangtze River more than ten years ago.
The building fell down again.
"Oh, it collapsed? Forget it if it collapsed. Let's go and find a place to stay first. Hey, little guy, where else is there fun in Ezhou? In other words, are there any heroes in Ezhou?" Although everyone likes the beautiful scenery,
But Ma Hanshan is not one of those literati who groans without illness, so if the Yellow Crane Tower falls, it will fall, and it doesn't matter.
"Haha, no, no, Ezhou looks very prosperous, but in fact, it is just a new city, there is nothing interesting about it... Oh, maybe you can go to Boyatai and Changchun to have a look. However, I don't think there is
It’s nothing good to see, it’s better to go fishing in the Footbinding Lake.” Gesper shook his head and said.
"Don't go, don't go... Why does a building collapse? Is there something wrong with Feng Shui?" Ma Hanshan was very sorry. He just wanted to climb the building to see the river, and then pretended to recite two ancient poems. Now that the building has collapsed, he will
It's boring.
"Boss, do you want to see the tower or the river? Although the tower has collapsed, there are not many people going there every day, especially some nerds who always go there to pay their respects to the missing Yellow Crane Tower.
After a while, I was really exhausted, and I was actually hanging on a broken building." Geshibo glanced at Shen Hua who was following behind, then got closer to Ma Hanshan and whispered, "Boss, why don't we go and have a look... I heard that there are many
Rich ladies and romantic women will also go there to join in the fun."
The thoughts of literati are indeed not understandable to ordinary people. Not to mention that there was a famous building that the poet sage visited many times, or just a piece of stone. They can write many gorgeous or sad poems, and then create some moving poems.
Story... Then all the sweethearts from all over the world came to express their feelings one after another.
If there are talented people, there will naturally be beautiful women.
Especially in this dynasty, there were not only many famous beauties, but also many so-called talented women with beautiful looks.
"Really? Is there really a girl?" When he heard that there was a beautiful woman, Ma Hanshan was moved.
"Girl? Oh... there are really talented and beautiful women. There are sour and talented people, but how come there are so few handsome beauties?" Geshibao said with a smile, "Boss, others go to enjoy the scenery and compose poems, while we go to see people having sex with prostitutes..."
The ancients were precocious and could get married at the age of fifteen or sixteen. Therefore, Gestapo had already been involved in romantic places and were no strangers to matters between men and women.
"Okay... okay... Find a place to stay quickly, and then go see the girl... Oh, no, I want to see the river view. Alas, it is really sad that such a good building collapsed..." After Ma Hanshan came to this world,
I have been staying in Wagang Village. There are not no women in Wagang Village. Many village girls work in the workshops, but...but the owner of Ma Dazhao wants to see the beauties in this time and space.
Many things in his past life are gradually forgotten, but he always remembers the romance, wine and meat in the past life, so he always wants to find opportunities to pick up girls in this world to find feelings.
Therefore, Gestapo's proposal won his heart, and this registered disciple performed well... he turned out to be a "fellow-minded person".
After finding a place to stay, we rushed to the top of Snake Mountain where the Yellow Crane Tower is located. It was already evening, and the setting sun dyed the vast river not far away into gold. At this time, even without a building, it was a beautiful sight.
If it is true as the Gestapo said, there are indeed many literati and sluts waving folding fans on Snake Mountain, but unfortunately, there are no women.
"Your uncle, isn't it said that as long as there are talented people, there will be beauties? How come there are talented people but not beauties?" Ma Hanshan looked at Geshibo angrily and said.
"Maybe...maybe they are not talented people..." This was an excellent answer, and Ma Hanshan was speechless.
However, this wonderful answer is going to offend people. As the saying goes, there is no first among civil servants and no second among martial officers. But regardless of martial arts, no matter how modest they say, in fact everyone thinks that they are first.
On Snake Mountain, there are groups of literati and poets shaking their heads. All of them have read books and written poems, and many of them have already achieved fame. Everyone thinks they are the best.
Now, some people actually say that they are not talented people. This is really unbearable. This is equivalent to killing their parents.
So, those who heard Gespao's wonderful answer turned around and stared at Gespao, wanting to eat him.
Damn bastard, what do you mean by that? I am...
Seeing this, Ma Hanshan pulled Shen Hua and quickly distanced himself from Geshibao. Haha, I'm not familiar with him. You can deal with it how you want.
Geshibao looked at Ma Hanshan with aggrieved, sad and sad eyes, saying, Boss, you can't be so unloyal, are you going to let these pickles beat me to death?
"Brother, I just told you that you can't talk like this. You just said that they are all just talkers... Dear scholars, big brother and talented scholars, my brother taught me what I said. He said that you are a bunch of wastes. Food bastards, he also said that you are garbage... you are rice borers... you are... trash... you are worse than a piece of shit... he also said... and..." A group of scholars and literati surrounded the Gestapo, and he suddenly became very angry. He pointed at Ma Hanshan aggrievedly and said that what he said was instigated by his brother.
Haha, he is indeed Gai Rancong's son, and he is indeed my outside disciple. Even if he dies, he still has to support him. When Ma Hanshan heard Gai Rincong's words, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart that the Gestapo was so shameless.
The word shameless is mostly used as a curse, but on certain occasions and in certain situations, it is used as a compliment.
For example, now, Ma Hanshan, who was dragged into the water, is not only not angry, but actually praises the Gestapo. Ordinary people, surrounded by so many people, would either loudly ask for help from their companions, or argue with the scholars. But this guy cleverly diverted the trouble away. , directly leading the anger of the crowd to Mahan Mountain.
This requires not only shamelessness, but also quick wit.
"What else did he say..." The scholars and literati were angry. Damn it, isn't it enough to call everyone a bastard who wastes food and call everyone a piece of shit? Is there something even more vicious?
"He...he said...the reason half of Dasong was invaded by the barbarians was because of you bullshit literati... He said you were harming the country..." Geshibo continued to use the most vicious language to scold the scholars and literati on Snake Mountain, The anger of this group of literati and sour men was finally ignited. Not only the group next to him, but also the entire literati and scholars on Snake Mountain gathered around. Geshibo pretended to be very scared and said aggrievedly, "Brothers , Dear Scholars, Dear Scholars, these words... were taught to me by my brother, who... he is the sworn brother whom my father forced me to become a sworn sworn brother. He often scolds all the scholars in the world... I... I advise him every day not to scold... He just... just doesn't listen..."
Regardless of whether they are literati or not, as long as they dress themselves up as literati, they are "reasonable" in front of others. Just like in the world of Mahanshan's previous life, those rogue countries that dress themselves up as democratic countries, even the most hegemonic and least human rights
Countries without freedom always talk about benevolence, justice and morality in front of others.
Therefore, after hearing what the Gestapo said, all the "literati and scholars" turned around and surrounded Mahanshan angrily. They stared with fire-breathing eyes and slowly closed the circle. They were fair, they
Looking for the culprit "theory".
As the saying goes, uncles can’t bear with aunts, so it’s okay to scold a useless scholar, that’s enough to be a waste of food, just to be a trash, but it’s absolutely not allowed to accuse the country of losing territory. Everyone loves singing.
, everyone is worried about Dasong, why do they put the crime of losing the country on the scholars? This is a serious crime to punish the nine tribes.
Day, the game is too big, how will it end now? These bullshit real and fake scholars, although they have no power to restrain a chicken, but there are so many people, so many ants can kill an elephant... Looking at the real people who are surrounding them
Fake literati, Ma Hanshan has a headache, how can I get out of it?
Although Shen Hua is good at martial arts, she is not a master. Although she is usually "fierce", when she saw so many people surrounding her, she became "cowardly" and pulled Ma Hanshan's clothes tightly to hide behind him.
How to escape? I can only gamble...
The slotted sword hung on Ma Hanshan's waist, and the short blunderbuss was also hidden.
In fact, the only thing he has now is this "pistol". No one in this world has ever seen a pistol. Perhaps the power and sound of this gun will scare them. They don't know how to shoot this thing.
It takes time to reload the ammunition...
To put it bluntly, it relies on scaring people to be afraid.
Ma Hanshan regretted why he didn't bring a few micro grenades with him.
The so-called pistol is the first version of the musket created by Chi Lao Wen, Liu Guisan and others after more than a hundred trials under the "drawings" and guidance of Ma Hanshan. It is actually a very simple short blunderbuss.
A copper pipe, a firing device similar in structure to a lighter. After the trigger is pulled, the firing device ignites, igniting the gunpowder in the chamber, and the gunpowder explodes in the gun chamber, forcing the lead beads out.
Because of the lighter's ignition device, Ma Hanshan directly skipped the matchlock link in his memory and went directly to the front-loaded flintlock link. In fact, the short blunderbuss he designed was better than the one in another time and space.
Flintlock guns are much simpler.
However, Ma Hanshan was very dissatisfied with this game, because the ammunition had to be front-loaded, which was still very backward powder and lead beads. What he wanted was breech-loaded, pre-loaded ammunition. Although, he knew very well that it was impossible to produce it.
He used the same bullets in his previous life, but he believed that preloaded bullets could definitely be produced.
How to solve the problem? Ma Hanshan could only put forward directions, but he never said how to do it. Mainly because he couldn't tell the reason. Perhaps it would have to wait until Chi Laowen invited Chen Leiting, the most famous firearms master in Jiangnan, to solve the problem.
This time when Ma Hanshan went on a long trip, he brought out the only "pistol" in the village. This was his magic tool for scaring people. This thing couldn't be fired continuously and its accuracy was extremely poor, so it could only be used to scare people. The magic tool for saving lives was the red weapon.
The thunder fire bomb developed by Lao Wen is a miniature "grenade" improved from the concealed thunderbolt bomb. This thing is just like the cannon that Ma Hanshan played in his previous life. It will explode after being thrown and hit, and it is not very powerful.
It's big, and if it doesn't hit the vital point, it will definitely not kill anyone, but the noise and smoke are scary.