"Welcome to the live broadcast room of Shiling and Shibuling."
Ruan Lingwen sat on the dragon throne and the live broadcast continued.
[Shi Lingling has good water today!]
[Shi Lingling, I heard that you drew a duck on the plane?]
Ruan Ling snorted!
【Hahahahahaha!】
[Shi Lingling, learn Qin dialect with me today.]
Ruan Lingwen said: "I'm starting to choose people."
Select it and a man will appear on the screen.
He is probably in his fifties, his clothes are a bit thick, and the layers are not so refined. He has a frown and more wrinkles on his face, but his facial features look good and his face is good.
The man said hello: "Shi Lingling is good. It's like this. There is a woman with a son who insists on marrying me. Why?"
Ruan Ling heard this and said, "Your nephew's name is Wu Jiajun?"
The man was stunned for a moment and responded: "Ah? Yes."
【Wu Jiajun’s uncle?】
[Uncle, look at me, your niece-in-law!]
【No, that woman is marrying the uncle.】
[When I saw it, Lingling was smiling. They have the same name, right?]
The man responded: "My nephew's name is Wu Jiajun. Is that why?"
【I’m so angry!】
【It turned out she was not interested in me!】
【What does that woman want to do when she brings her son?】
[Of course it’s Wu Jiajun.]
【Wu Jiajun, do you want to change your name?】
【Who is Wu Jiajun in the way of?】
【Uncle is so innocent.】
The man frowned and asked, "Will everything be fine in the future?"
Ruan Lingwen also frowned and said: "Originally everything was fine. But who told you to be Wu Jiajun's uncle? Someone wants to make you famous. I'll give you a talisman."
【Fuck me!】
【Some people are just so disgusting!】
[There is no difference at all from the strong//annihilation of bandits.]
[People from the Qian family can be snatched back and become members of the Niu family, let alone this.]
[My uncle can be popular and make money, so I thought he would be happy.]
The man said angrily: "What is popular or not? Do something serious! Read more when you have time. How many people want to study but can't!"
[Teacher Wu has been supporting/teaching for twenty years, please stop being disgusting!]
[Don’t think this can be speculated, be careful that Teacher Wu asks you to line up to endorse it!]
[This is possible. If you want to speculate, we won’t let others endorse it, just rely on those endorsements.]
[I have an idea, why should we let others speculate? Teacher Wu is so positive, let’s speculate!]
[Don’t disturb his normal life, do more publicity and endorsements.]
Ruan Lingwen drew the talisman and gave it to Teacher Wu, saying: "That shameless woman still wants to fry her son, so I let her fry rice noodles."
【What does fried rice noodles mean?】
【The meaning of self-reliance.】
【Then why not fried rice?】
【Fried pulled strips.】
[I know which woman it is. Her son looks good and looks a bit like Wu Jiajun. He wants to make his debut as little Wu Jiajun.]
【Looks like a fart, plastic surgery!】
【Does it count as sacrificing yourself for the sake of your son?】
[What kind of sacrifice? If it was Wu Jiajun’s uncle, wouldn’t that be fine? 】
The man responded: "I'm not, thank you Shi Lingling, goodbye."
【Goodbye, Teacher Wu!】
【We protect Teacher Wu!】
[That’s right! People like this can’t be bothered by them, so just go fry rice noodles!]
[Everyone go online and look at the photo of that woman and her son, it’s so ugly.]
[Didn’t you say it looks like Long Bo? 】
【Is Long Bo ugly? 】
[I’m actually looking at Long Bo now. Am I hopeless? 】
Ruan Lingwen has already chosen the second one.
A woman appeared on the screen, about fifty years old.
She was wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket, her sleeves were rolled up a little, and she was wearing sleeves. She was holding a mobile phone in her hand, which was red and purple, as if she had frostbite.
The woman looked older and said politely: "Shi Lingling is good, that's it." She glanced away nervously, then moved a few steps away, leaned against the door to enjoy the wind, and said, "My daughter, keep your hair long."
I asked her to cut my nails, but she actually told me that she wanted to die, which scared me. What happened?"
Ruan Ling responded: "She has depression."
The woman couldn't believe it: "How could this happen? What should I do?"
Ruan Lingwen comforted him: "If you have mental problems, it's not terrible, but you need attention."
The woman sighed: "I care about her. You don't know, her nails are an inch long. She looks terrible when she works. Not to mention dirty, I am worried that she will break them. I said, even if you leave small nails,
Just cut the rest. No, she and I were quarreling, and the quarrel was getting serious."
Ruan Lingwen said: "She has a boy she likes and thinks her hands are too short."
The woman was stunned.
【……】
[This question is out of scope, I apologize for not understanding it.]
【Which man is it?】
【Been PUAd?】
[Even if you keep your nails, your fingers will not grow longer.]
【When I saw my mother’s hands, I didn’t feel ugly at all.】
The woman's hand holding the phone tensed for a moment, then relaxed. It was nothing to worry about.
Ruan Lingwen said: "I know you are watching the live broadcast, come on, come to your mother."
After a moment, a girl came over angrily, with embarrassment on her face.
Ruan Lingwen said: "'Once the power is in hand, I will carry out the order, and the three armies, large and small, will obey my orders.' Do you know what this hand looks like?"
The girl was stunned.
Ruan Lingwen added: "If you can't jump out of the palm of Tathagata Buddha's hand, how big do you think that hand should be? Is the playground as big as that big enough?"
【Definitely not enough.】
[Tathagata Buddha also has Five Fingers Mountain.]
[A monkey somersaults thousands of miles away, but the palm of Tathagata Buddha's hand cannot be bigger than this?]
[Also "The Great Sage Qitian, come here for a visit."]
[This is a spell. How big are Shi Lingling’s hands?]
Ruan Lingwen said: "As big as the heart is, the hands are as big as they are. There is a saying that the eyes are high but the hands are low. As big as the heart is, the hands must keep up."
【Covering the sky with one hand, or the palm of Tathagata? 】
[If you can play with people on the palm of your hand, your hands are also very powerful.]
Ruan Lingwen said: "The biggest hand is your mother's hand, she has held up your life; the biggest hand is your father's hand, it protects you from wind and rain. Having hands and feet is the greatest luck, and how many disabilities there are
?Mental disability! Our hands are meant to create a new life. The size of our hands depends on the size of our hearts."
The girl angrily went to get scissors.
Her mother was frightened but didn't say a word.
The girl looked at the camera, clicked, and cut off all her nails.
Her mother hurriedly picked up the clipped nails and said, "I'll keep them for you."
The girl looked at her mother's hand and said, "No need. I think it's in the way too. Cut it clean."
Her mother looked at her.
The girl said: "Don't worry, Shi Lingling is watching. I've thought about it."
The girl was facing Shi Lingling and said, "It's enough that my mother cares about me."
Ruan Lingwen waved his hand: "Don't show off in front of me."
【Hahahahaha! Be careful when Lingling competes with you for your mother.】
[You definitely can’t win over it. Who can win over Shi Lingling? 】
[Don’t care if it’s your biological mother or not. In three minutes, I promise to tell your mother to throw you away. 】
[I also have short hands, so I don’t think they are ugly now. I’m sorry.]
[Cut your nails, otherwise it will be in the way of work.]