Gao Yanei happily ran over early with a large group of people, noisily and cursing, and asked Song Wen, the little turtle, to quickly move the straw mat at the street corner. Grandpa Gao wanted to have a good time!
Song Wen just thought he was a toad farting and didn't pay attention to him. He directed the chaotic welcoming team...
As soon as the gong rang, seven stewards from the seven brothels came out and bowed to all directions. Teacher Pu, who was surrounded by hundreds of people watching the excitement, immediately started shouting and yelling at them, telling them to get out of here!
A little turtle man with a loud voice stood on the nearby building, holding a large iron trumpet pioneered by Song Wen in his hand and shouted: "Qibao Street, open to welcome guests..."
With a crash, the huge curtain at the street entrance was suddenly opened and fell on both sides. Two rows of little turtles wearing uniforms and blue robes shouted in unison: "Open the door to welcome guests!"
The buzzing teachers rushed in enthusiastically, and the patrol guards on both sides who came specially to maintain order were squeezed into a state of disrepair...
"Ouch, my shoe was stepped on..."
"Which son of a bitch is pushing me?"
"Get away, you will die poor..."
Everyone stared blankly at the colorful lanterns hanging in the sky, as well as the rows of red lanterns on the seven brothels, and the covered bridges were held high like flying rainbows, with colorful lanterns still on them...
A man opened his mouth and sighed: "It's like a fairyland!"
A thin and withered scholar suddenly got excited and shouted: "Look, fairy! A fairy is flying over..."
When everyone looked up, they saw a flower basket-like colorful boat in mid-air, hanging under a thick rope and slowly approaching. A beautiful woman in a light colorful dress smiled like a flower and waved to everyone... a plain handspring.
Clouds, a handful of petals fell one after another, and the thin monkey scholar gently picked off the petals that fell on his face, his eyes were mesmerized...
Wang Zhiwei stood on the tall building next to him and said to Song Wen beside him: "This popular girl from Qinhuai River cost us five hundred taels of silver just for one trip... She is so expensive!"
Song Wen curled his lips and said: "Didn't Boss Wang decide that Xu Yunzi's first night in Bianliang would be a guest of one hundred and sixty taels... However, our Qibao Street will take 40% and share it with Boss Wang.
It is estimated that there are still a dozen or twenty taels left..."
Wang Zhiwei suddenly realized: "The girls in Pu's own building still have to spend money...Am I a little stupid?"
"Wake up, I'm afraid it would cost nearly ten thousand taels to buy one of these Qinhuai River oirans... You can't afford it now, so you can barely afford to rent one!"
Wang Zhiwei suddenly clenched his fist and swore: "I swear! Next year I will bring out an oiran from Qibao Street... Then I will also try the taste of a free oiran!"
Song Wen despised this guy so much that he turned around and left, not wanting to talk to him again.
A few fat-bellied wealthy businessmen walked across a covered bridge, and suddenly saw two neatly dressed ladies sitting in the pavilion next to them! The two people were reading and writing quietly, and cigarettes were curling up in the incense burner next to them... Two delicate ladies
The maid frowned... "Guests over there, please don't be rude to our lady..."
Several wealthy businessmen hurriedly bowed and saluted and left in a hurry. It would be a disaster for a lady from an official family to be abrupt if she did it!
After walking a few steps, a wealthy businessman suddenly felt puzzled... "Something's wrong! This is Wazi Street? It's full of ladies from the kilns... Where do all the ladies come from?"
The other people are also inexplicable...
"Yes! How can there be such a lady here? Look at the calligraphy and painting, this is... this is a brothel girl?"
Several guys looked at each other, and suddenly a little turtle carrying a wooden tray came out from the darkness next to him. After bowing and saluting, he said: "This is the Wensi Building where all the ladies gather. If you have a girl you like, you can just turn over the signs."
Let's have tea or spend the night! The girls are all like ladies, so please show mercy to the distinguished guests..."
The guys were stunned when they saw a flower window next to them suddenly pushed open... A beautiful woman who looked like a noble lady from an official family glanced at the crowd and frowned at everyone: "Why hasn't my husband gone to court yet?"
I was left to ask the right questions by the Chief Assistant again... Sigh, it is really desolate to be alone in the empty boudoir..."
"I wipe..."
Several businessmen who were worth tens of millions but had been ordered around by powerful bureaucrats for half their lives immediately became red-eyed!
"nnd, it's her! Stealing a beautiful concubine from a high-ranking official...I would never dare to think like this in my wildest dreams! This lady...I will comfort your lonely soul on behalf of your master today!"
A fat businessman who was bullied by the official behind him rushed upstairs like crazy. The lady screamed: "How dare you, my husband is a high-ranking official in the court! How dare you have evil thoughts... Come here
ah!"
"Shout? Today I will give the dog officer a big cuckold to taste... Hahaha..."
Several merchants watched in stunned silence as the fat man rushed into the show building, pulled away a maid and threw down the well-dressed lady...
A businessman shook his head: "Oh, Fatty was so angry on Tuesday. An official in Kaifeng Mansion fell in love with his favorite concubine, and forced him to send her away and spoil her for a month... After he came back, what happened?
My concubine is pregnant, and I don’t know who it is? It turns out that the fat man was smiling so much this Tuesday that I thought he didn’t care, but it seems that this knot in my heart has actually been formed for a long time!”
Several merchants sighed a few words, and then went off to look for the lady or wealthy young woman of their choice...
The Orchid in the Western Regions was bustling with singing and dancing, but a few scholars and dandy guys wandered to the side of a plain high-rise building. As soon as they entered the courtyard, they could see the ancient atmosphere with cigarette smoke... The lanterns were lightly held, and each one was dressed in white.
The young lady in robe slowly walked out of the Moon Gate, glanced at everyone and complained: "Where can ordinary people dare to enter the Qingliang Realm of Wuliang Mountain? It must not pollute the state of mind of the nuns and nuns here... It is really unlucky.
"
Having said that, the stunning female Taoist flicked her robe sleeves, held a white whisk, and disappeared behind the bamboo forest like a banished immortal...
Several dandy boys looked at each other...
"Is this a Taoist temple?"
"Isn't it a building? From what you hear, why are there female Kuntao and nuns?"
"Nun? This...is this the girl from Qibao Street?"
"Oh my God...this is okay? What kind of trick is this?"
With a whoop, several dandy boys rushed into the building and threw themselves into the Buddhist hall, roaring like hungry wolves... This was really, really exciting!
Upstairs in the northwest corner, a woman wearing a black cloak, a black night jacket and an ink-colored bamboo hat slid down the rope!
The heroine landed on the roof, stepped on the ridge with one long leg and glanced coldly at the group of men below with their mouths open in a daze... "Huh, a bunch of incompetent people! The first sword of Dali Fengchen is here...
Whoever wants to seek revenge, come up and fight to the death!"
There was a long sword lying across the woman's knees. She actually took off a wine gourd and raised her head to drink... Under the moonlight, the woman had a black robe and cloak, a black hat and a long sword, with snow-white wrists and a solemn expression.
The handsome face is full of heroic spirit! The men on the ground were stunned to see...
A wealthy man in the world was so mesmerized that he suddenly wiped away his tears and jumped onto the roof of the pavilion next to him with a loud roar... "Red Lady! But Red Lady? I am Fu Lingguan! They said you are dead..."
I have missed you for ten years!"
The girl on the roof pretending to be a heroine with a rope tied around her waist was trembling with fright... You idiot, can't you tell that this is acting? Where is this red lady? This sword is all fake... This guy is a millionaire
Don't go crazy!
On the highest floor, Song Wen, who was still monitoring the scene, immediately noticed something was wrong here, and quickly called the most skilled nurse in Qibao Street to lead people to Jianghu Tower to rescue... These dead teachers were too deep into the scene.
Are you so crazy?
Four or five female heroes jumped out of the Jianghu Tower, some with swords and knives, and some with meteor hammers and eight-foot-long snake spears... There was even a sound of horse-mounted bells, and a man wearing a helmet actually came out of the yard.
A beautiful female general wearing armor and holding a Qinglong Yanyue Sword, and four female soldiers holding colorful flags ran out from behind her!
"Here comes the name! I will not kill the nameless ghost with my sword..."
"Wow... I'm going to die! Female general, Xiaosheng Gaoxuan is known as Gao Yanei, and my father is the famous palace minister Gao Qiu! Female general, capture me quickly and take me to the military tent for torture.
?Wahahahahaha..."
Song Wen saw this scene from a high place and immediately spat... So it turns out that Gao Yanei still has this hobby? Okay, let's satisfy him...
"Xiao Fuzi, tell Hua Sanniang, who is pretending to be a female general, to train Gao Yanei very hard... and ask her to bring out the technique of cowhide rope, sheepskin whip and butter candle that I taught her!