Chapter 81 Suning guns by the river Little Guigong's teacher visits
On the big rocks by the river, there were white flowers lying all over the place... The shy ones were hiding in the trees, such as Lin Chong.
Song Wen glanced at the guns and cannons around him, and said to Lin Chong in the tree: "Lin Chong will go back and get his clothes. I will cook some delicious food for everyone in the afternoon!"
Lin Chong looked down... "Braised pork?"
"Yeah, braised pork! And braised pork offal...meat and bones stewed with dried vegetables, but unfortunately, there are no potatoes..."
"What are potatoes?"
"Forget it, don't think about it, I'm afraid your grandson won't be able to eat it...but it should be possible to go to Nanyang Yiyi to look for sweet potatoes."
Li Yan raised the grape wine and took a sip: "What? Are you going to go to sea to find your strange master?"
Old Song Wen blushed: "Master was already over eighty when he left. I'm afraid I won't be able to see him again."
Li Yan shook her head, and just when she was about to say something to comfort Song Wen, she saw a half-grown man running towards him from a distance...
"Xiao Langjun...Xiao Langjun..."
The people who called Song Wen this way were all the sons of tenants in Zhuangzi. Song Wen heard this and said lazily: "What are you four dogs arguing about? Tell your mother not to cook the meat in a hurry, wait until I go..."
The half-grown boy stumbled over, bypassed the long guns and short cannons everywhere and came to Song Wen to salute... "Xiao Langjun, you... your master is here!"
Song Wen didn't react for a moment, but Li Yan next to him jumped up in excitement, and the half-foot gun swayed so that Song Wen's eyes went black...
"Who are you talking about? Brother Wen's master? Don't talk nonsense..."
Song Wen also reacted, sat up suspiciously and asked: "What master?"
"That's your master! An old immortal from the Xianfeng Daogu was sent here by carriage from Wazi Street in the city, and he's accompanied by Brother An Chun!"
"I rub... is it true or false?"
Song Wen knew that An Chun might have been deceived by a liar this time! Don't you know if he has a master? Master... It would be weird if I didn't turn him into a rotten corpse with one kick!
Li Yan next to her jumped up and put on her pants in a hurry... "You brat, why don't you go out to greet your master when he comes? The old man has taught you all the skills and talents. If you dare to neglect me, I won't break your legs."
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Song Wen couldn't express his pain, but he knew in his heart that in this era, great importance is placed on masters and mentors! Respecting a master as a father is not just talk...
Lin Chong also jumped down from the big tree, and several people hurriedly found clothes to put on, and then hurriedly went to pick up people at the gate of the village with the half-grown man!
With a huff, all the teenagers who were drying guns and eggs by the river all got up and started fighting for the new clothes that Li Erlang and the others brought back. After drying for half an hour, the wet clothes had already dried. The key is
Who wouldn’t want to take a closer look at Song Wen, a strange master? What if the old god fell in love with him just because he sneezed?
Song Wen secretly gritted his teeth and ran at the front, looking like he was missing his mentor so much that he almost burst into tears... This attitude made Li Yan and Lin Chong very satisfied.
In the distance, a carriage stopped outside the simple village gate. An Chun respectfully helped an old man wearing a shabby crane cloak get out of the carriage.
This old man looks about seventy years old, with a pair of white eyebrows fluttering in the wind! His wrinkles are deep and immortal, his expression is free and easy, his face is red...
Li Yan calmed down and tidied up her somewhat messy clothes before going to meet the master. Lin Chong also hurriedly dusted himself off and tidied up his appearance.
Only Song Wen rushed towards the old man in a hurry...it seemed that he could no longer contain his thoughts of his teacher!
Li Yan nodded... "Yes, that's right! Look, this little turtle is so happy that his shoes are almost running away... Look, look, he's even accelerating! This means he has to jump up and kneel down on the ground before gliding again."
Is Sanchi holding his master's thigh and crying?"
Lin Chong nodded: "What kind of strange person can teach a disciple like Brother Wen? I'm afraid..."
"Oh! Look, look, I said this guy is going to jump up and kneel down to worship the master... Look... how high he jumps!"
Mr. Wang has been pretending to be a ghost for more than a year or two. This swashbuckling old guy has been in prison, deceived rich men, and even traveled around the world to many places with an old Taoist.
This time he hit Wazi Street in Bianliang and was desperate. In Qingzhou, he carried a fake ultimatum and pretended to be a ghost hunter in the fairyland. He ate and drank for half a year, and finally lost his footing at the house of a member of the Communist Party of China...
He had married two wives and had four concubines! He only thought about spreading his branches and having a lot of sons so that he could inherit the family business. Unfortunately, he had been busy for half his life, except that his first wife gave birth to two girls for him.
Of the many women left, only the fourth concubine gave him a son!
Xu Xian’s wife was so angry that she was helpless. Although some people said privately that this concubine was not honest and that the baby was not like Mr. Yuanwai when she was born... But Mr. Wai was still half happy and pampered and raised the child until he was more than ten years old.
The staff was dumbfounded. This son was so old that he couldn't speak clearly... He looked so stupid that he was a mentally retarded product!
I have been seeking medical advice for more than three years, but nothing has come of it! The old man was so anxious that he wanted to hang himself, so he privately searched for experts to treat his son. Many people came, but there was no useful solution...
Mr. Wang secretly hired two beggars to smear his palms and soles with ink in the middle of the night. They went to the door of Yuanwai's house and made a lot of marks on the outside. The concierge was shocked early the next morning. After reporting the matter to him, Mr. Zhu was also trembling with fear.
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At this time, an old immortal master with immortal style and white eyebrows appeared...
A police official, an old immortal master, claimed to have followed two evil ghosts who were causing trouble, and also said that there was another fox demon causing trouble in the house! Moreover, this fox demon had also deceived the sanity of the main character of the house...
Wang Laogui opened the altar without taking any money. He directly chopped an old locust tree with a sword, and blood flowed from the bark wound!
Mr. Zhu Zhiwen was so frightened that he peed his pants immediately and begged the immortal master for help... It would be best if he also cured his stupid son. No matter what, he had to let his chubby, stupid son learn how to marry, right?
The old god calculated with his fingers, I am afraid it will be difficult to save this stupid son of your Zhu family. His original talent as the number one scholar was ruined by this fox demon... But after you improve your sanity, you can marry a woman who knows how to have children.
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The old rich man Zhu Zhiwen was so grateful that he supported the old immortal master with good food and drink, and allowed his silly son to go to the immortal master's throne for initiation and consecration every day for treatment.
The old immortal master is the old immortal master, and he will not take any money as a reward, but he will not refuse food and wine. Rich old man Zhu is convinced that he is very grateful.
Within three months, Master Wang failed to cure his stupid son but inadvertently revealed the scandal of his mother... This concubine, whose mother was so precious to her son, took advantage of the pretext of going out to worship the gods and actually followed a guardian in the carriage.
The hospital is done!
Immortal Wang was inadvertently led by a fool to get some sweets from the car, but he ended up uncovering his aunt's scandal...
Hong Guoguo's concubine deliberately broke her throat and screamed molestation at the old god, while the nurse picked up his pants and ran away, just like that... Rich man Zhu, who was already a little suspicious of Mr. Wang because his son was not getting better, called the nurse to ask for help.
After beating the old liar to death, the old ghost couldn't help but tear off the gold collar from the stupid son's neck and escape from the dog hole and head straight for Bianliang.
Then, the gold necklace was sold for fifty guan. Old ghost Wang returned to his true nature of eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and started eating and drinking, gambling and drinking, and then... he was penniless again.
The name of Song Wen’s Turtle God is well known in Bianliang City. Everyone knows that he has a strange master! It’s a pity that the master has wandered around the world, otherwise I don’t know how many people are thinking about becoming a master!
Then, I heard that the Turtle God Song Wen left Bianliang to go on business... The old guy had the courage to pretend to be an outsider and came back from overseas to visit his disciples!
The whole Wazi Street was shocked. After a brief inquiry, they immediately invited the old guy to Song Wen's permanent teahouse to offer him an offering. Wang Zhiwei knelt directly outside the old guy's door and asked to become his disciple!
But the old immortal regarded money as dirt and didn't even look at the large plate of silver that Wang Zhiwei placed at the door! He just argued that he had no fate with Boss Wang... Wang Zhiwei burst into tears and went back in despair.
After a meal of tea and dinner in an elegant manner, the old immortal suddenly heard the news that Gao Yanei knew the news and wanted to come and become his disciple!
The old guy was scared to death. He had been in Bianliang for a month. Gao Yanei's reputation was well known. If Gao Yanei found out his identity, would he be chopped alive by this dandy?
The old guy hurriedly defrauded a little money and wanted to run away with an excuse to go to Luoyang to visit friends. However, he was stopped halfway by the somewhat suspicious An Chun, who helped the old guy into a carriage and brought him over to Song Wen...