"Don't get up, don't get up, just don't get up, unless you get divorced!"
"I was wrong, I was wrong, it's better that I was wrong!"
"How can I be wrong? It's my fault. I'm a bitch. I'm only worthy of being a chicken on the chicken farm. Woohoo..."
Auntie Shanghai's house is located in an alley near Shixin Street, in the same building as the Pig Butcher. It is one of the earliest commercial houses in Shan City, with an area of just over 70 square meters.
Auntie's house in Shanghai is on the fourth floor, and Pig Killer is on the sixth floor, which is the top floor.
The pig-butcher is now at his aunt's house in Shanghai. Carpenter Wang came down with him just now, preparing to go to Tang Qing's parents' place together.
But suddenly, the aunt in Shanghai refused to go to Tang Qing's parents' house, no matter how much she tried to persuade her, it would not work.
Tang Qing's parents had to ask Carpenter Wang to call Tang Qing at the People's Barber Shop, and they went back to prepare lunch first.
Tang Qing took two large steps and quickly arrived at the door of Aunt Shanghai's house on the fourth floor. When Wang Carpenter rushed to the door of Aunt Shanghai's house out of breath, Tang Qing was already standing at the door listening to the quarrel between Aunt Shanghai and the Pig Killer.
a while.
"Master Jiujin, why don't you go in?"
"Master Jiujin, you are finally here, please persuade her quickly."
Carpenter Wang said hello, and the butcher and Aunt Shanghai realized that Tang Qing was coming. The butcher hurriedly walked to Tang Qing as if he had found a savior. Aunt Shanghai glanced at Tang Qing, turned her head, and continued to sob.
"Persuading? What are you advising? I went to the hospital with Auntie Shanghai."
Tang Qing walked into the room as he spoke.
"Go to the hospital? What are you going to the hospital for?"
The butcher followed closely behind Tang Qing, his face full of confusion.
"Master Jiu Jin, the Pig Butcher didn't hurt Aunt Shanghai. The two of them just had a few verbal disputes."
Carpenter Wang quickly explained.
"It's better not to be injured, otherwise the operation wouldn't be possible."
"Surgery? What surgery?"
"Master Jiujin, what kind of surgery does Auntie Shanghai need?"
The butcher and Carpenter Wang followed Tang Qing even more puzzled.
"Don't you have to have an operation to remove the child in your belly before you go through the divorce procedures? I just asked, and she said that the Shanghai aunt is only a little over a month old now. It is a minor operation and it will be quick. It only takes more than an hour now.
It’s still too late to rush over in the morning to go through the divorce procedures.”
Tang Qing said it very seriously, not joking at all.
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiujin, this, this, this..."
The butcher was running around in circles anxiously.
"Master Jiujin, this, I'm afraid this is not suitable, right?"
Carpenter Wang never expected that Tang Qing would ask Aunt Shanghai to perform such an operation.
I thought that when Tang Qing came over, he must have earnestly persuaded Aunt Shanghai that today's day is different. It's normal for the couple to bicker a few words. It's more important to happily get married and everything is ready.
Then you scold the pig-butcher in front of the aunties in Shanghai. Don’t think that after you get the certificate and you have your seed in your belly, you will change from a slave to a general, and you will become a happy serf and sing.
Remember, a woman always needs a man to coax her, and she must love Aunt Shanghai from the beginning to the end, and so on. The Aunt Shanghai said with a "chi" smile and happily went to Tang Qing's parents' house.
What kind of medicine is sold in this nine-pound master's gourd? Did she really ask the Shanghai aunt to do the surgery? And then go through the divorce procedures? This is definitely not appropriate.
"What's inappropriate? Is it appropriate to have a big belly after a divorce and let others make irresponsible remarks? You know, if the Shanghai aunt is divorced this time, it will be an even number. Even the little secretary of the contractor can laugh at her."
Every word Tang Qing said was like a knife, gouging out the heart of the aunt in Shanghai and the heart of the pig killer.
The pig-killer stammered and begged Tang Qing:
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiu Jin, I, I, I tried to persuade Aunt Shanghai again, but I said the wrong thing. I, I, I didn't keep my mouth shut at the moment, and I went too far in my joke..."
"Have you started joking? Do you know what day it is today? Can you joke casually? Are you going to drag the Shanghai aunt to go to the East Bridge to drill a bridge hole? To Lushan Park to drill a tree shed? There are almost half a hundred people there, can you?
Are you serious? Just leave if you want, so that I can take Aunt Shanghai for surgery. I have made an appointment with the doctor and they are waiting!"
Tang Qing didn't wait for the pig-butcher to finish and cursed at him, but it was not the curse Wang Carpenter imagined. He cursed Aunt Shanghai together with his words.
Aunt Shanghai stopped sobbing, raised her head and looked at Tang Qing, and said timidly:
"Master Jiujin, I, I, I don't, don't want to..."
"You don't want to go to my house, do you? It doesn't matter, I didn't ask you to go to my house, I just took you to the hospital."
"Master Jiujin, I want to go to your house first."
"Want to go to my house first? That's fine. Fatty Sun has cooked a table of delicious food. Let's treat it as a dinner for you and the pig-butcher. It's not too late to go to the hospital for surgery after dinner. Then I'll tell the doctor.
, tell her not to wait, we will go there in the afternoon."
Tang Qing took out his cell phone and pretended to dial a number.
Auntie Shanghai stood up and grabbed Tang Qing's hand with the butcher at the same time, preventing her from dialing the number.
"What? You still want to have the surgery now? Well, Aunt Shanghai, go and change your clothes. Isn't it appropriate to wear something so festive for such an operation?"
Tang Qing put down the phone and glanced at Auntie Shanghai.
The Shanghai aunt has been carefully dressed up. She wears a red silk shirt, an embroidered red robe, and a red shawl on her shoulders. She wears a red skirt, red trousers, and red satin embroidered shoes. She is all red and beaming. Only the rouge on her face has been removed from crying just now.
, it was already stained and looked like an old woman with a painted face.
Upon hearing that Tang Qing still asked her to do the operation, the Shanghai aunt became anxious and said desperately:
"Master Jiujin, if you don't want to do the operation, you will go to Nong's house. You will have a good marriage with the pig-butcher, have a good child, and live a good life."
"Isn't it knotted? Why don't you go and touch up your makeup quickly? You go wash your face first and I'll put on your makeup!"
"Um!"
The Shanghai aunt happily went to wash her face.
Tang Qing turned around and asked the pig butcher:
"Tell me, why did you offend Auntie Shanghai?"
"I, I, I..."
The pig-butcher hesitated and did not dare to answer.
"Are you going to tell me? If you're not going to tell me, I'll call my aunt in Shanghai for an operation right away!"
Tang Qing glared at the pig killer.
"She, she, she wants to put on lipstick. I, I, I said, why is her butthole painted blood red? And, again, she is not going to do business on Jonker Road."
The butcher stammered and told the truth in a low voice.
"Fuck you bastard, you can say this!"
Tang Qing slapped the pig-butcher in the face.
"It's time to hit!"
Carpenter Wang also spat at the butcher.
"Master Jiujin, don't be angry anymore. I've figured it out. I have such a bad mouth and I don't have any heartache. Don't hit me again. I already know I'm wrong."
The Shanghai aunt washed her face and came out to see the pig butcher slapped by Tang Qing. She felt very sad.
"Come here, kneel down!"
While Tang Qing was putting on makeup for Aunt Shanghai, she asked the pig killer to kneel in front of Shanghai.
"Master Jiujin, can you just kneel down and it'll be fine? My feet are not completely healed yet."
Auntie Shanghai still feels sorry for the butcher.
"If you don't kneel, you won't be able to remember. Don't move. I'll put makeup on you right away."
In addition to shaving his head, Tang Qing can also do simple makeup, which is a skill that a modern barber must learn. Some brides and grooms will do your hair and makeup at your place. Of course, most street grooms
Barber shops wouldn't do this. Tang Qing took the initiative to do it because of her many skills but not her body, even though she never put on makeup herself.
"Get up and carry Aunt Hai down the stairs!"
Tang Qing kicked the butcher.
"Master Jiujin, it's better to go down by yourself. The butcher's foot injury hasn't healed yet."
"The foot injury is not healed yet? I asked the doctor to see the film a long time ago. He said that his foot injury has recovered very well and will not be disabled at all. Do you want to carry it? If not, I will carry Auntie Shanghai to the hospital for surgery!"
"I'll carry it, I'll carry it!"
The pig-butcher carries Aunt Shanghai on his back and goes out.
According to the custom of Shan City, when a bride gets married, her elder brother or younger brother must carry her out of the house. If there are no biological brothers or younger brothers, her cousins will carry her on her behalf. If the Shanghai aunt is alone in Shan City, of course the pig-butcher will carry her.