Tang Qing returned to normal life the next day, getting up at half past five for a run.
At half past five in the morning in early May, the sky was not completely bright yet. There was still mist today, making the sky and earth hazy.
Tang Qing ran up to Lushan Park and ran towards the sika deer statue.
As he ran, he scolded Shibazui: You coward, you toad, I pity you for not having dinner, so I asked you to fill your stomach first, but I didn’t expect you to escape. Don’t let me catch you. I will definitely shave your back after I catch you.
For the big bald head!
Hey, why is there a red fire next to the statue? How could there be fire? It's probably sunlight. The sun hasn't come out yet, what kind of sunlight?
No matter if it is fire or sunlight, just run up and take a look.
Tang Qing ran to the sika deer statue and took a closer look. He was angry and amused. It turned out that the ball of fire was Shiba's urine.
"stand up!"
Tang Qing went over and kicked Shiba in the face.
"uh-huh……"
Shiba turned around and was still lying on the fence beside the statue, sound asleep.
"Lord Long!"
Tang Qing shouted.
"Ah? Master Long!"
Shiba pissed himself and sat up.
"Tell me, why are you so afraid of Master Long?"
Tang Qing asked sharply.
"You, who are you?"
Shibarui rubbed his groggy eyes and raised his head.
"I am your mother!"
"I will fuck your mother, you are my mother, I will kill you!"
"Say it again!"
"Ah? Qingtuan? Tang Qing? Master Jiujin?"
When Shiba Diao opened his eyes, he was so frightened that he rolled down from the fence onto the bluestone. If Tang Qing hadn't grabbed his ears, he would have rolled down Lutei Mountain and into the downtown street.
"stand up!"
"Don't get up."
"I told you to get up!"
"I just can't get up."
"Hey, you dare to be so stubborn?"
"I'm not stubborn, I can't get up."
"Haha, didn't you pee again?"
"It's not urine, it's wet with dew."
Tang Qing wanted to go to Shiba to urinate, but Shiba just refused to get up.
"Well, there's still fog. The fog is so heavy today."
Tang Qing was joking deliberately, not wanting Shiba's urine to be too ugly. After all, he was already in his thirties.
"Yes, I've been waiting here for you all night, and my whole body is wet with dew and mist."
Shiba Diao took the opportunity to stand up. Fortunately, he was wearing red, which not only covered up the redness on his face, but also covered up the wetness underneath.
"You slept here all night? Why don't you go home?"
Tang Qing didn't expect Shibapi to sleep next to the statue all night.
"Didn't you ask me to come here to wait for you? But I didn't wait until dawn to wait for you. Then I was too sleepy and fell asleep."
Shiba's face was full of grievance.
"You have the nerve to say that I followed you up, but I searched the entire Lushan Park and couldn't find you!"
Tang Qing thought of what happened last night, and the anger rushed into his throat again.
"When I first came here, I ate too much and my stomach felt uncomfortable, so I went to the public toilet for a while."
Shibapi stepped back as he spoke, fearing that Tang Qing would slap him with his hand.
"What a lazy person who pees a lot!"
"It's not that I pooped a lot, it's that I spent a long time looking for a public toilet."
"Can't you find the public toilet in Lushan Park?"
"Of course I remember the old one, but I didn't expect it to be remodeled and moved to another place. If Master Long hadn't pointed it out to me, I would have had to pull my pants up."
"Master Long, can you give me some advice?"
"Um."
"How did you meet Mr. Long?"
"I was hurriedly looking for the toilet. I couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to squat in a corner to solve the problem. Lord Long suddenly appeared in front of me and took me to the public toilet."
"Master Long suddenly appears in front of you?"
"Well, I was shocked."
"Were you so scared that you were holding back your poop and urine at that time?"
"Well, it took me a long time to pull out after going into the toilet, otherwise I wouldn't have missed my date with you."
"What did you say? Keep your mouth clean!"
"It took a long time to figure it out. The word 'pull' is really not clean."
"I mean those two words after you?"
"Are there two words behind me? Why don't I know? What words are they? There is no mirror here and I can't see it. How about I take off my clothes and have a look."
You need to take off your clothes when you are 18.
"Stop acting like a gangster in front of me!"
Tang Qing's face was full of anger.
"I, I, I didn't."
"What did you just say you wouldn't miss with me?"
"It's a date."
"I'll date you toad!"
Tang Qing slapped Shiba Di's big back head.
"No, no, didn't you invite me to meet next to the sika deer statue?"
"Can you tell me what you're talking about? A date? You want to date me? The toad wants to eat swan meat!"
"Qingtuan League, we are classmates, not mother and son."
"I am your mother, what's wrong? Are you not convinced?"
"It's not a question of whether you are convinced or not. I have never met my mother. Besides, you are actually not that old. You are at most older than Li Li."
"Am I old? Am I old? Is Li Li as young as me?"
"You are not old, you are not old, you are my mother."
"Who wants to be your mother? I still want to live a few more years!"
"Well, I will live a long life and be immortal."
"I'm so angry, you bastard!"
"Good morning, Master Jiujin!"
Just when Tang Qing was about to take another photo of Shiba Pei's head, a neighbor uncle ran to the statue.
"Morning for you too!"
Tang Qing waved his outstretched hand in the air a few times and then brought it back to his chest.
"Running with me, I have something to ask you."
Tang Qing ran out of Lushan Park.
"Um."
Shibapi followed Tang Qing.
"Let me ask you, did Mr. Long suddenly appear in front of you last night?"
"Um."
"Can you stop saying 'um' all the time? Tell me about his sudden move?"
"It just suddenly appeared in front of me."
"Be specific."
"To be more specific, I couldn't hold it anymore, and I couldn't find a public restroom, so I was about to defecate in a dark corner. Oh, it wasn't clean, so I was about to squat in a dark corner to relieve myself.
…”
"I'm not asking you to be specific. I'm asking you to be more vivid and specific about Master Long's sudden appearance."
"Oh, Lord Long's appearance was like a flash of lightning. As soon as I opened my eyes and raised my head in the darkness, he stood in front of me silently and majesticly..."
"What about your storytelling? Is Mr. Long a martial arts master?"
"Qingtuan, Master Long is the best among masters in my mind."
"Tell me, why are you so afraid of Master Long?"
"It's not fear, it's respect and admiration."
"Respect? Admiration? Do you know what respect is? What is admiration?"
"Respect means respecting and valuing, admiration means respecting and admiring. The Chinese teacher taught us this in class, and I still remember it."
"If it wasn't fear, then why did Sanye suddenly disappear?"
"I didn't suddenly disappear on thirty nights."
"I've been to your house after dinner. Your house is pitch black, and General Iron is guarding the door."
"Oh, I sent my uncle to the hospital."
"Take your uncle to the hospital?"
"Well, my uncle was very happy to see me back for the New Year's Eve dinner. He got drunk before the New Year's Eve dinner. He had a heart attack and fell in the bathroom. He hit his head and was bleeding, and he almost died.
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"So that's it!"
"When something like this happened on the 30th night, my aunt told me not to make it public, so as not to be laughed at by the neighbors. So we quietly sent him to the hospital and stayed there for several days."
"Then why didn't you come to me later?"
"I don't dare? How dare I come to you? Maybe you'll stomp on my big back again, maybe it'll be even more glorious!"
"Am I that cruel?"
"You are really fierce when you are fierce. Don't you know that when you were studying, your classmates were afraid of you?"
"Huh, Shiba, you can make excuses. You heartless guy, my grandpa saved your life, but you don't even come to pay my respects to my grandpa during the Chinese New Year."
"That's what I was thinking. I also wanted to come and see Uncle Tang and Aunt Tang. I've bought all the gifts. But as soon as my uncle was discharged from the hospital, our boss Li urged me to go back to work."
"Your boss Li? Which boss Li?"
"Boss Li Zhen! You can't possibly know him, right? He's in the south."