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Chapter 181 Eighteen leaking urine

When Tang Qing heard that Li Ya wanted to pay homage to Aunt Li and Master Li's grave, her heart tightened and her head felt dizzy, but she quickly recovered and said to Li Ya with a smile:

"You should go, you must go, but you can't go empty-handed. Light some incense and candles, and it's best to prepare some paper money. Is this your first time to pay homage to your mother and father? It needs to be more grand. In this way, let's go first

Have breakfast. I’ll accompany you there after breakfast, okay?”

"Master Jiujin, why are you so considerate for me? I will follow your arrangements."

Li Ya was very moved.

"Shibazui, come here!"

Tang Qing asked Shiba to urinate to one side and take a breath, but Shiba actually just stood aside and took a breath.

"Come on, come on, Master Jiujin, what are your orders?"

Shiba Urui hurriedly ran to stand in front of Tang Qing.

"Go and buy five pairs of candles and ten hoops of incense."

"Got the order!"

"And paper money."

"yes!"

Shiba turned around and ran away.

"stop!"

"Stand still."

"Can you stop running in such a hurry? Am I that scary?"

"You are not scary, the razor is scary, hehe."

"Hey, you're big!"

Tang Qing put his hand into his trouser pocket.

"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiujin, Qing, Qing, Qingtuan, you, 伱, don't, don't take out the razor, I won't, I won't."

Seeing Tang Qing's hand put into his trouser pocket, Shiba's smiling face quickly turned into a crying face.

"Come and get it!"

Tang Qing took out two one-hundred-yuan notes from his trouser pocket.

"It turned out to be money. I thought it was a razor, hehe."

Shibapi's crying face turned into a smiling face again, but he stood there and did not dare to approach Tang Qing, for fear that she would change her mind again.

"Master Jiujin, I should pay for this."

Li Ya was polite, but she put her hands in the two pockets of her dress and didn't move.

"Are you rich? You and he just came out last night, right? You didn't have a good sleep or fill your stomach well, did you?"

Tang Qing walked up to Shibawei and thrust two hundred yuan into his hand.

Shiba was dressed quite neatly today, a white crew-neck sweatshirt, a pair of black cropped trousers, and a pair of cloth shoes without socks. Tang Qing had shaved her hair into a shiny golden hair the day she went in, and now it's just a buzz cut.

"Master Jiujin, after coming out of the house last night, Manager Li said he would not go to the big villa or my house."

Shiba Diao explained to Tang Qing for Li Ya.

Tang Qing frowned, turned around and asked Li Ya:

"You didn't sit at the door of the Li family's old house all night, right?"

"Um."

Li Ya lowered her head and answered softly.

Tang Qing felt sorry for Li Ya, but he didn't know how to comfort her, so he could only shout to Shiba:

"Hurry up and buy candles and incense, and then come to Lao Zhang's tofu and steamed bun shop on Shixin Street."

"Are you going to buy candles and incense with these 200 yuan?"

Qi Shiba asked standing there.

"Are you stupid? You want so many candles and incense to roast you, a big fat pig? Didn't I just say that I would buy five pairs of candles and five hoops of incense, and the remaining money will be spent on paper money."

"Oh, good!"

Shiba ran down the mountain.

"Master Jiujin, five pairs of candles and five hoops of incense are still too many, right?"

Wang Xinjie thought to herself, if Li Ya went to pay homage to Aunt Li and Master Li, wouldn't two pairs of candles and six sticks of incense be enough?

"You will naturally know by then that your Aunt Li Ya must be starving when we are about to go down the mountain."

Tang Qing and Wang Xinjie accompanied Li Ya to Lao Zhang Tofu and Steamed Bun Shop.

"Good morning, Master Jiu Jin, and good morning to our college students. Oops, Boss Li, are you back? Please come in, please come in!"

Lao Zhang greeted Tang Qing, Wang Xinjie and Li Ya one by one.

"I……"

Li Ya wanted to explain to Lao Zhang that she was not Li Li.

"Get in quickly!"

Tang Qing pulled Li Ya's clothes and winked at her.

"Master Jiujin, what do you three eat?"

"What else can we eat in your store? First, we will serve four small cages of tofu and steamed buns, one bowl of salty soy milk and two bowls of sweet soy milk, and then we will serve five cages later."

"Okay! By the way, Master Jiujin, would you like to pack the five cages of tofu and steamed buns later?"

“Eat here.”

“Eat here?”

Lao Zhang looked at Tang Qing several times in confusion.

"What? Are you afraid I can't pay?"

"No, no, no, it's not. Master Jiujin, please wait a moment. The tofu and steamed buns will be here soon. I'll make soy milk for you first."

Lao Zhang went to make the soy milk, but he was still full of doubts in his heart. He thought, can you three women eat nine cages of tofu and steamed buns? What tricks will Master Jiujin do today? Boss Li seems a little unhappy today. In the past, he was Very cheerful.

"Master Jiujin, the mission is accomplished. Oops, I'm starving to death!"

Shiba walked into Lao Zhang's tofu and steamed bun shop with sweating profusely.

"Eat quickly, we'll wait for you at the People's Barber Shop."

Tang Qing took the candle, incense and paper money from Shiba Diao's hand.

"Master Jiujin, please walk slowly. What about the five cages of tofu and steamed buns?"

"Didn't a Lord just come inside? He may not be enough yet."

Tang Qing handed a fifty-yuan note to Lao Zhang.

"Master Jiujin, you don't need so much."

"Take more or less and wait until he eats well."

Tang Qing took Li Ya and Wang Xinjie to the People's Barber Shop.

"Master Jiujin, Boss Zhang doesn't seem to recognize Aunt Li Ya."

"Yes, he seems to regard me as my sister."

"Shh, you two keep your voices down. It's best if he doesn't recognize it, otherwise things will be in trouble. Oh no, I have to go back again. You guys sit down for a while. Xinjie, give it to your Aunt Li Ya. A cup of coffee.”

As Tang Qing spoke, he quickly walked out of the People's Barber Shop and hurried back to Lao Zhang's tofu and steamed bun shop.

"You said she is not Boss Li?"

"She belongs to Boss Li..."

"Eighteen urine, you haven't finished eating yet?"

When Tang Qing walked into Lao Zhang's tofu and steamed bun shop, Lao Zhang was asking about Li Ya.

"Master Jiujin, I just started eating."

"Then eat quickly, what are you talking about?"

"oh."

Shibazu lowered his head and ate his tofu and steamed buns without saying a word.

"Boss Zhang, go ahead and do your work. Please come up with the other baskets of tofu and steamed buns as soon as possible."

Tang Qing was worried that Shiba would urinate in this mouth, so he simply pulled up a stool and sat down next to him.

"Master Jiujin, do you have something to do?"

Lao Zhang stood there without moving.

"Um!"

Tang Qing replied calmly.

"Then I'll hurry up and serve tofu and steamed buns to this brother."

As a small owner of a restaurant that has been open for many years, Lao Zhang still has the ability to observe people's emotions. He left the room with a smile on his face.

"I tell you, you are not allowed to mention Li Ya in front of anyone. If anyone asks about her, just say she is Li Li. Remember?"

Tang Qing warned Shiba Urine.

"Remember, uh..."

Shiba Pei had a tofu steamed bun stuffed into his mouth and almost choked to death.

"You can't eat it before answering?"

Tang Qing's eyes widened.

"I'm afraid you'll hit me if I'm slow to answer."

Tell the truth.

"Here comes the tofu and steamed buns. Master Jiujin, do you want to bring the remaining three baskets?"

Lao Zhang brought in a steaming basket of tofu and steamed buns.

"Ask him!"

Tang Qing urinated eighteen times with one finger.

"Up, up, up!"

Shiba urine didn't wait for Lao Zhang to ask, and hurriedly replied with a tofu steamed bun in his mouth, worried that he would not be able to eat if he answered too slowly.

"Are you starving to death and reincarnated? Fortunately, I ordered five cages for you in advance."

Tang Qing felt both contempt and pity when he saw Shiba Diao's appearance.

"Qingtuan, you are so kind to me. Do you know? Inside..."

"Eat your tofu and steamed buns, and don't tell me what's inside!"

"Uh huh huh..."

Shibapi quickly finished the second basket of tofu and steamed buns.

"Boss Zhang, where are the three cages of tofu and steamed buns?"

Shibapi shouted outside, but no one responded.

"Boss Zhang, Lao Zhang?"

Tang Qing shouted, but no one responded.

"I'll get it myself."

"not good!"

Just as Shiba was about to get up, Tang Qing pressed his shoulder, stood up abruptly, and rushed out of Lao Zhang's tofu and steamed bun shop in a panic, not even caring about the stool falling on the ground.

"What's going on? Is Feng Feng Huo Huo going to do razor tricks again? Hey, why is there no one in the tofu and steamed bun shop? There were obviously many people eating just now!"

Shiba Diai picked up the stool that Tang Qing had kicked down, and walked slowly to the coal stove where the steamed buns were steamed, wanting to eat the tofu steamed buns by himself.

"No, someone is going to destroy the People's Barber Shop. Come over and have a look!"

There was a lot of noise on the streets in the city center.


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