Chapter one hundred and ninety-four subduing eighteen urine
Facing the fried rice cakes and rice dumplings in front of them, the Shanghai aunt and the silly girl couldn't figure out, what kind of back-to-school banquet is this?
Only Tang Qing's father and Wang Carpenter were smiling but said nothing.
"Grandpa, please tell me!"
Xiaoqiang couldn't bear his temper and urged Tang Qing's father to explain.
"Xiaoqiang, look what's in front of you?"
Tang Qing's father asked Xiaoqiang.
"One green onion, two red eggs!"
Xiaoqiang answered loudly.
"How many numbers does an onion represent?"
"Of course it's 1."
"What number do eggs represent?"
"0!"
"Where are the two eggs?"
"Two 0."
"What is a 1 followed by two 0s?"
"100!"
"What's the perfect score for Xiaoqiang's exam?"
"Of course it's 100!"
"Then don't you get 100 points in front of you? Come on, everyone, those who drink, pick up their glasses, and those who drink, pick up their drinks. Let's wish Xiaoqiang 100 points in all his homework!"
Tang Qing's father stood at the top and raised his wine glass high.
"Uncle Tang, some exams now have full scores of 120 or 150."
Shibazu whispered softly.
"Hey, are you still arguing with my father? Why did you only get 3 points out of 50 points in the exam back then?"
Tang Qing didn't give Shiba any face.
"Shame, shame, shame, Uncle Shiba's urine only scored 3 points in the exam. Uncle Shiba's urine only scored 3 in the exam."
Xiaoqiang’s two little hands kept clapping.
"Xiao Qiang, don't make fun of Uncle Shiba. When you get full marks in all your subjects in the future, Uncle Shiba will naturally think that Xiaoqiang is awesome and he is too stupid."
Tang Qing stopped Xiaoqiang.
"Everyone, let's eat fried rice cakes and rice dumplings. I wish Xiaoqiang success in his studies, perfect scores in all subjects, and the top spot in high school!"
Tang Qing's father took a big bite of fried rice cake and then took a bite of rice dumplings.
"Haha, what's the deal with these fried rice cakes and rice dumplings?"
"The rice cake is the high one, the zongzi is the middle one, and the top scorer in high school! Okay, let's have Xiaoqiang's opening banquet!"
"Come on, come on, eat, eat, eat!"
The Tang family courtyard is happy and harmonious again.
After dinner, Li Li called. Of course, the call was to Li Ya, and then she asked Tang Qing to answer it.
"I have taken care of Xiaoqiang's study, don't worry."
"Of course I can rest assured that you are doing your job, so I won't be nagging you."
"Will you come with us tomorrow?"
"I'm not coming over."
"This is the first time Xiaoqiang has gone out so far. Are you relieved?"
"Aren't there Li Ya and Xinjie on the way? Why should I worry about you when we arrive?"
"Aren't you afraid that we will sell your son?"
"It would be better to sell it, so as not to have to find a wife and raise grandchildren for him in the future."
"Yo yo yo, are you thinking so far ahead? Do you want a wife and grandson?"
"Isn't the wife ready-made? I guess they will be twins in the future, hahaha."
"You are beautiful!"
"Hey, I'm beautiful. Xiaoqiang has such a good mother-in-law and such a good wife. I'm still beautiful in the coffin!"
"Can you tell me something with your mouth? I think you should accompany Xiaoqiang here. I just have something to discuss with you and want you to take care of."
"Is this an old man's business? Well, I'll come with you tomorrow. NNGX, I've never been out of Shancheng in my life!"
"You haven't brushed your teeth since dinner?"
"You brush your teeth before going to bed, why should you brush your teeth so early?"
"No wonder those words are so dirty."
"Hey, hey, hey, it's not civilized if you don't use curse words when you insult others."
"Okay, let's not talk anymore. Come here and bring an extra coat. It's still relatively cold here in the morning and evening."
"I know, Master Jiujin's meat is relatively thick, don't worry."
"By the way, it's better not to bring any food such as souvenirs. Maybe I will go back with you then."
"That's it, Boss Li!"
"See you in two days."
"See you in two days? Are you going to another place?"
"If you don't want to go, I'll just wait for you."
"Then why do we have to meet in two days? Aren't we going to meet tomorrow?"
"My Master Jiujin, you took a car and then a train. You won't be able to arrive until the morning of the day after tomorrow."
"Ah?! It seems like a country boy like me needs to go out for a walk. Well, see you in two days!"
Tang Qing hung up the phone and returned it to Li Ya.
"Mom, do we still need to take the train?"
Xiaoqiang couldn't wait to throw himself into Tang Qing's arms and asked.
"Yes, are you happy?"
"I'm so happy! Mom, is the train really just like what was shown on TV? It whirred and started running very fast?"
"Xiaoqiang, only Aunt Li Ya has taken the train here. You go ask Aunt Li Ya. If mom goes with you tomorrow, she has to explain things to her grandparents, grandparents, and Uncle Pig Butcher."
"good!"
Xiaoqiang stuck to Li Ya and kept asking questions. Tang Qing went over to talk to his parents, parents-in-law, Carpenter Wang, and the Pig Butcher.
"Dad, please go back and serve as the general manager of the People's Barber Shop during those days when I'm out."
"I don't look like the general manager, at most I can have a master of eight pounds."
"You are always at least ten pounds master!"
"How dare I surpass Master Jiujin? Eight pounds is enough!"
"Can your parents be serious? Qing, please feel free to go with Xiaoqiang. By the way, you can also have a good trip to the big city."
Tang Qing's mother interrupted Tang Qing and his father's joking.
"Mom, I don't want to travel when I'm traveling. I guess Li Li's father is almost gone, otherwise I wouldn't go."
"Ah? Then you must go."
"Mom, when Xiaoqiang finishes his studies, ask Xiaoqiang to take his grandparents to the big city for a trip."
"Okay, okay, we will definitely have a chance when Xiaoqiang studies there."
"Master Jiujin, where are we?"
"Yeah, what about us?"
The butcher and Da Mao asked Tang Qing anxiously.
"How can I miss you? There are two babies in my belly. Aunt Shanghai, Silly Aunt, when is your due date?"
Tang Qing gently stroked the already revealing bellies of Aunt Shanghai and Sha Gu, feeling happy in her heart.
"It's still early, just go ahead and go."
"We have almost the same date, around the Spring Festival."
"You two should exercise more, pay attention to nutrition, and secure a house as soon as the weather is good. Master Wang, you too."
"Master Jiujin, don't worry, we have already visited several properties and found one we like."
Wang Carpenter replied with a smile. When he heard that Tang Qing was going to the metropolis together, he was very happy. Originally, he was worried that Wang Xinjie and Li Ya would take Xiaoqiang there, and whether the journey would go smoothly? Now that Tang Qing is taking action, he is completely at ease.
If this Jiujin master is in Shancheng, it will definitely be a piece of cake to go to a big city. Who dares to mess with her?
"Qingtuan, I want to go with you tomorrow, is that okay?"
Shiba asked timidly.
"What are you going to do?!"
Tang Qing choked back angrily.
"I, I, I still have some things there, and I want to get them back."
"You can go together if you want. You must first kneel down and recognize your two biological fathers and two biological mothers!"
"Oh, okay, which four people should we kneel down?"
"I can't read, so it's okay. My parents, father-in-law and mother-in-law, they will be your biological father and mother from now on, and you and I are biological brothers and sisters!"
"Okay, dear father and mother, please accept your child's obeisance!"
Shiba did not hesitate at all. He knelt down in front of Tang Qing's parents, father-in-law and mother-in-law with a "plop" and kowtowed three times.
"Get up, get up."
"Get up quickly."
"You are also a bitter child."
"I hope you will be a good person in the future and don't let us down."
Tang Qing's parents and parents-in-law stretched out their hands to help Shiba to urinate.
"Sister Qing, please bow to me!"
"Come on, have you watched too many martial arts movies? Are you coming to worship me one after another? Remember, if you don't follow the right path in the future, I will deal with you on behalf of your biological father and mother!"
Tang Qing kicked Shiba Diai who was about to kneel down. Shiba Diai couldn't stand still and staggered, lying on his back on the ground.
"Hehe, Uncle Shiba's belly is so soft, even softer than grandma's belly!"
Xiaoqiang rushed over and sat on Shibapi's belly, enjoying himself.
"Xiaoqiang?!"
Tang Qing's mother-in-law's face turned red and red, and Tang Qing's father-in-law and Tang Qing's parents' faces turned red and white, shaking their heads repeatedly.
Tang Qing is even more determined to send Xiaoqiang to study with Xiaomei in the big city. Even if he is willing to sell the iron, it is worth it!