"Little bald head, you scared the child in my belly, I can't forgive you!"
The sudden appearance of the little bald man really frightened Da Qian, Da Mao and Sha Gu.
"Aunt Silly, if the child in your belly is frightened, how about I sacrifice myself to help you get pregnant again?"
The little bald man smiled maliciously at the silly girl.
"Grandma, you are such a bear. Are you eating tofu and getting it on me? I will let you go underground to conceive tonight!"
Da Mao turned from panic to anger, and reached out to grab the little bald head, but he grabbed him several times and failed to catch him.
"Hehe, brother Da Mao, my head was shaved into a shiny golden shape by Master Jiu Jin, and my clothes were torn off by Killer Pig. You probably won't be able to catch me at once. You'd better calm down and watch the show unfold.
Bar."
The little bald man ducked behind the Shanghai aunt and hid.
"Go, go, don't use Allah as a shield, be careful when the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, the pig killer will kill you in one go!"
The Shanghai aunt grabbed the little bald head with her backhand, just in time to grab the waistband of the little bald head. She pulled hard, and the little bald head stumbled forward, staggering and hitting the gate of the old courtyard.
"Oh, something bad is going to happen!"
The butcher wanted to go over and catch the little bald man but it was too late. The whole body of the little bald man had already hit the gate of the old yard.
The people under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree all closed their eyes, but for a long time they did not hear the sound of the little bald body hitting the door.
Hey, why is the door open?
When everyone opened their eyes, the door of the old courtyard was already open, and the singing of Yue opera came from inside.
Shanghai Auntie, Pig Butcher, Da Mao, Silly Guy, Big Belly Money, etc. rushed to the old yard.
In the old courtyard, only two candles and three pillars of incense were lit on the Eight Immortals table in the main hall.
The candlelight flickers, the incense is dim, and in the eerie atmosphere, a woman in white, with long sleeves fluttering, shuttles between pieces of white cloth hanging from the beams.
A man knelt down in front of the Eight Immortals table. His head touched the ground, his buttocks were raised up, and his body was like sieved chaff.
The woman in white pulled a piece of white cloth and sang in a mournful voice:
"The Lord of Hell issued an order to seduce the souls,
It's not a waste of time for me to return to the earth.
To avenge my daughter,
I want to put you on trial first!"
The woman in white screamed after singing:
“Where is the black and white impermanence?”
"Bai Wuchang is here!"
"Hei Wuchang is coming!"
A man wearing a white hat and a man wearing a black hat flashed out from behind the white cloth. One was tall, the other was short, one was thin and the other was fat. One had a white face and the other had a black face. Each had a long red tongue sticking out of its mouth.
and waist.
"Black and white are impermanent. The King of Hell has ordered that the evil man be handed over to you two for interrogation. If he confesses honestly, his life will be spared. If he does not want to repent, he will be captured immediately and taken to the underworld to plead guilty!"
After the woman in white made a long drawl, she flicked her sleeves and her voice was hidden in the white cloth.
"Got the order!"
Black and white impermanence stand at the table of the Eight Immortals, one on the left and the other on the right.
A gust of wind blew by, extinguishing the candlelight, leaving only three points of incense shining faintly.
"Evil man, Ben Wuchang asks you, why do you want to frame the Li family's daughter again and again?"
Hei Wuchang was the first to ask.
"I, I, I didn't frame her."
The kneeling man replied with a trembling voice.
"Still talking back? You kid, slap your mouth!"
Two black figures flashed out from behind the white cloth, stepped forward, aimed at the kneeling man's face and slapped him hard.
"To recruit or not to recruit?"
"Master Impermanence, it's not that the villain wants to frame her intentionally, it's that the villain really loves her too much."
"Don't talk nonsense, why do you love her?"
"The villain loves everything about her."
"That's nonsense. You love her but you still think of ways to bully her?"
"The villain is driven by love and hate, and wishes we could never meet again."
"What's the meaning?"
"She was setting up a clothing stall in the provincial capital. When the villain first saw her, he forgot about everything. He was so distraught that he would rather abandon his family and work and come to this small county town with her to suffer."
"What home can you leave behind? What career can you leave behind? What suffering can you suffer?"
"Sir Wichang, my father is a big boss in the provincial capital, my mother is a college professor, and has been an official for generations, with a scholarly family and a prominent position. The villain was originally a media reporter and an uncrowned king. After falling in love with her at first sight, he accompanied her to practice stalls every day. When he came to Yancheng,
I have to work in front of me, loading and unloading goods, and I am exhausted every day."
"That's because you did it willingly. You can't blame her."
"The villain is willing, but she never looks at the villain in the eyes."
"Didn't you become husband and wife later?"
"Calling them husband and wife is just a shield for her."
"Since we are husband and wife, you should cherish it. Why do you want to bring an inferior woman home?"
"Sir Impermanence, I mean, that was a helpless move, a last resort to provoke the enemy."
"What is a helpless move? And what is the method to provoke the general?"
"Master Impermanence, after the villain married her, she never let him sleep in the same bed, and the door of the room was locked tightly every day."
"Hey, don't tell lies in front of me and sleep in different beds. Where did you get your daughter from?"
"Master Impermanence, that was a chance, purely accidental."
"What kind of accident? It will be brought to Ben Wuchang in detail!"
"Cough, cough."
Bai Wuchang coughed twice.
After the interrogation began, Hei Wuchang continued to ask questions, while Bai Wuchang remained silent.
"Master Impermanence, this involves the privacy of the villain and her, do you need to elaborate?"
"Say, you must say!"
"Master Impermanence, for some reason that day, she came home very drunk, vomited and then fell asleep on the sofa. When the villain came up to clean up the dirt for her, she suddenly grabbed the villain's hand.
She started to cry. The villain didn’t dare to approach her, but she didn’t expect that she would pull him closer.”
"Cough cough cough, cough cough cough!"
Bai Wuchang kept coughing.
"The autumn dew in the world of heaven is heavy tonight, and the people in the underworld are not used to it. Evil man, please confess quickly, lest my Bai Wuchang jade body be damaged."
Hei Wuchang urged the man.
"Master Impermanence, the villain really didn't dare to make any mistakes in front of her. She pulled the villain and fell asleep again. Seeing that the opportunity was rare, the villain acted in a hurry. After the incident, the villain fled back to his room and never dared
Face her until my daughter is born."
"You evil person, you acted while she was drunk, you are worse than a pig or a dog!"
"Sir Impermanence, the villain really loves her very much, but after her daughter was born, she still wouldn't let the villain touch her. The villain had no choice but to bring some unscrupulous women home to try to irritate her.
The villain has no substantial contact with them."
"Shameless, using such means to provoke a woman, a woman you keep saying you love very much, is blasphemy to her!"
"Sir Impermanence, she won't let the villain touch her, but the villain recognizes her. How can the villain love her so deeply? But she shouldn't, she shouldn't, she shouldn't chase the villain out of the house, so why should she get a divorce?
Drinking wine to humiliate the villain. Can the villain turn from love to hate, hate from the heart, and take revenge on her? "
"Okay, this is the truth, I believe it. Evil man, how many traps have you designed to retaliate against her? How many times have you framed her in total?"
"Master Wu Chang, although I have some palaces, how can I easily seduce her with my meager strength? frame her? She is not an ordinary woman, she is Li Zapo of Yancheng. Who is not afraid of her when she goes crazy?
?”
"Evil man, stop talking nonsense! You are obviously a cunning and scheming man, but you have turned it into a scheming man. It shows that you are still evil-minded and want to do evil. Ben Wuchang tells you that if you confess the evil deeds you have done and your accomplices, there will be more
Save your room, otherwise you will be immediately sent to the underworld."
"Master Impermanence, death of the body is not as good as death of the heart. The villain is just a walking corpse now. He has no fear of life or death. I beg you to take the villain away now."
"Hey, villain, you are indeed very scheming. I am not a vegetarian. I know everything about you. I can punish you even if you don't confess. It's just for the sake of your eighty-year-old father and mother that I give you my own life."
New opportunities.”
"Sir Impermanence, thank you for giving me the opportunity. The villain tells the truth. It is not the villain who wants to frame her and kill her. The villain still loves her very much."
"Come on, who else wants to frame her and put her to death besides you?"
"Master Wu Chang, it's Li Zhong, Li Cheng, and Li Zhen."