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Chapter 311 Li Li is a fool

Li Li has been away from Shancheng for more than a month, and Tang Qing has no news about her.

That day, Tang Qing sent a drunk Li Li back to the Li family's old house. Li Li took out the key and entrusted the Li family's old house to Tang Qing, but Tang Qing refused to accept it anyway.

After preparing dinner for Li Li, Tang Qing fled the Li family's old house in a hurry, thinking that as long as he did not accept the key to the Li family's old house, Li Li would not leave Yancheng.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the People's Barber Shop opened the next day, Li Li walked into the shop and said to Tang Qing with a smile:

"Master Jiujin, can you do my hair?"

Tang Qing did not expect that Li Li would take the initiative to come to the People's Barber Shop. He received her warmly and responded:

"Didn't I just do it for you yesterday morning?"

"Yesterday is yesterday, and today is today. Besides, what you made for me yesterday was still that big wave."

"That's your exclusive goddess hairstyle."

"I want to be a little woman."

"Oh, Boss Li, if you are a little girl, you can only be a little girl."

"That's right, Boss Li is a strong woman in our eyes, a strong woman who stands upright."

Shanghai aunties and silly aunts welcomed the Spring Festival and welcomed the New Year into the People's Barber Shop.

"Wow, these two cute little babies. Come here, little lady auntie, give them a hug."

Li Li went to hug Yingchun first.

"Boss Li, when welcoming the Spring Festival at Ala's house, we should call Boss Nong Auntie."

"Aunt Shanghai, am I looking older than you now and not as upright as you, so I want to call Yingchun my boss' aunt?"

"Yo yo yo, Boss Li, Nong really knows how to talk, how could Allah mean that?"

"Baby Yingchun, you go to your mother's place, and I will hold the baby in the new year."

Li Li handed the New Year greetings back to her aunt in Shanghai and went to hug the New Year greetings.

"Welcome to the new year. If Boss Li can hug you, that will be your blessing. When you grow up, you will also be a big boss."

The silly girl said as she put the welcome into Li Li's arms.

Li Li welcomed the new year in her arms, full of joy, and said jokingly:

"Welcome to the New Year, you are so lucky. Dad is a big hair, and mom is a silly girl. If someone asks you whose child you are in the future, you can simply say the first words of your parents. How nice!"

"The first words for mom and dad? Master Jiujin, why can you just say the first words for me and Da Mao?"

The silly girl didn't understand what Li Li meant and asked Tang Qing.

Tang Qing was making coffee for Li Li. Her hand had almost recovered, and her father and father-in-law no longer came to the store. She had long wanted to laugh, but when the silly girl asked her, she finally couldn't hold back her laughter and said:

"Hahaha, you two, you think your mouth is as good as anyone else's, but in front of our Li Zapo, it's nothing compared to a big witch. You two, you'd better shut up your two stinking mouths.

, have a good hug to welcome the new year, welcome the spring, I will do Li Li’s hair.”

"Master Jiujin, you haven't answered my question yet?"

"Silly girl, do you still need Master Jiujin to answer this? Please give me a hug and welcome the new baby."

"oh."

When Sha Gu took Li Li's hand to welcome the new year, Auntie Shanghai whispered in Sha Gu's ear and said:

"Nong is so stupid? How do you pronounce the two words "Nong" and "Da Mao" together?

"Silly..."

"Da Mao is in front and behind."

"Dasha? Ah?!"

The silly girl looked at Li Li, but she didn't want to be angry, so she had no choice but to embrace the New Year with her Shanghai aunt and go to the square to play in the Spring Festival.

"Very good, the majesty is still the same as before!"

Tang Qing handed the brewed coffee to Li Li.

Li Li took the coffee cup, took a sip first, and said lightly:

"If I don't say these words to them, can I still have my hair done safely?"

"Do you really want to do your hair?"

"When have I ever joked with you?"

"Okay, what kind of hair do you want to have?"

"A little woman's hair."

"Are you still kidding me? Tell me, what kind of hairstyle do you want to have?"

"I don't want to have long hair anymore, please give me a normal haircut."

"That's not possible. Then will I still be Master Jiu Jin?"

"Then you treat me as an ordinary customer. If you don't want to have long hair, what kind of haircut will you give me?"

“One size fits all!”

“One size fits all?”

"Yes, I will cut it for you and make sure you are satisfied."

"Do you want me to be completely different from the past?"

"There is this meaning in it, but if you really don't want to have long hair and want to cut it short, there is only one size fits all for you."

"Really? Then let's cut it across the board."

The so-called "one-size-fits-all" hairstyle means that the ends of the hair are all cut as if cut with a knife, without any layers.

This "one-size-fits-all" hairstyle has very high requirements on a woman's face shape and shoulder and neck lines. Li Li's standard oval face and thin shoulders and neck are a perfect match.

"How's it going? Are you satisfied? If so, let's have Lao Zhang tofu steamed buns and handmade soup dumplings for lunch?"

Tang Qing finished doing Li Li's hair just before lunch time, which meant that he did it for a whole morning. Of course, while Li Li was dyeing her hair, Tang Qing shaved two ordinary hair for the two old neighbors.

“Satisfied, very satisfied!”

Li Li looked at herself in the hairdressing mirror and felt happy, especially when Tang Qing straightened her hair and dyed the ends into a light apricot color, which added to a transcendental state.

"Hey, is this still Boss Li?"

"It's definitely not the case. It should be Xiaomei's sister, right?"

Shanghai aunts and silly aunts welcomed the Spring Festival and returned to the People's Barber Shop.

"Does that mean I should call you aunt?"

Li Li smiled and responded to Shanghai Auntie and Silly Guy.

"Haha, why is this so embarrassing?"

"We don't have any objection if you want to scream, hehe."

"Okay, I'm going to treat you to lunch today to welcome the New Year and the Spring Festival. My great-aunt will take you to eat Lao Zhang tofu steamed buns and handmade soup dumplings."

Li Li held the greetings in each hand, walked out of the People's Barber Shop and walked towards Lao Zhang's tofu and steamed bun shop.

"Hehe, I had free lunch today, and I even picked up an auntie."

"Not only did she get back the advantage she took advantage of just now, but I also had a free lunch, hehe."

Auntie Shanghai and Silly Guy went to the sink to wash their hands, giggling while washing.

"Hey, hey, hey, do you two really mean those two words? You were just sold by someone and you helped count the money."

Tang Qing couldn't help but scold the Shanghai aunt and the silly girl.

"Master Jiujin, what two words?"

"Why are we counting the money for others after being sold?"

The Shanghai aunt and silly aunt changed from a complacent state to a confused look.

"Dasha!"

After Tang Qing yelled at Auntie Shanghai and Shagu, she walked out of the People's Barber Shop.

"Dasha? How come Allah has become a big fool?"

"Didn't she call me stupid just now?"

Auntie Shanghai and Silly Guy stood by the sink and thought hard, unable to figure out how they could become Dashuai again?

"Hey, my great aunt will take you to eat Lao Zhang's tofu steamed buns and handmade soup dumplings!"

Carpenter Wang walked into the People's Barber Shop with a smile.

"Auntie-in-law? Oh, Alas, she did take advantage of her again. Ara's children call her Auntie-in-law. So isn't Ara her granddaughter?"

"Oh, this Li Zapo is really powerful, and her reputation is well-deserved. She doesn't suffer at all from her mouth!"

Auntie Shanghai and Shagu suddenly realized what they were doing and hurriedly walked out of the People's Barber Shop to go to Lao Zhang Tofu and Steamed Bun Shop.

"Li Zapo, Li Zapo, there is only one Li Zapo in Yancheng! I advise you two not to go there now, otherwise you will not be at a loss for words."

Carpenter Wang looked at the backs of Auntie Shanghai and Silly Gu and sighed.

"What?"

"What?"

Auntie Shanghai and Shagu both braked suddenly and almost collided with each other. They turned their heads and stared at Carpenter Wang.

Carpenter Wang ignored the two women and walked into the People's Barber Shop and took down his purple clay teapot from the cup holder to make tea.

"Wang Carpenter, what did you just say?"

"Yes, what are you talking about?"

Auntie Shanghai and Shagu returned to the People's Barber Shop to ask Carpenter Wang.

Carpenter Wang still ignored the two women. After making tea, he sat on a long bench, crossed his legs, and closed his eyes to relax.

The Shanghai aunt and the silly aunt were angry, so they went over to hold Carpenter Wang on his left and right sides, and asked him:

"Wang Carpenter, don't tell me what you are saying? Don't tell me that Allah will strangle me to death now!"

"Say it, say it quickly, or if you don't say it, I will kill you!"

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