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Chapter 340: Witty Secretary

The butcher took out the butcher's knife, which not only frightened the foreman, but also Tang Qing's parents, father-in-law, Carpenter Wang, the toutou, etc. were also frightened.

Policeman Xiao Wang and Director Liu wanted to stop the pig killer, but Tang Qing was sitting on the stool as steady as a rock, with a smile on his face, chatting with Li Ya and not moving.

"Pig-killer, who do you think you are? Do you know? If Master Jiujin hadn't said that we are a family, I would have allowed you to show off your murder weapon. If you still don't restrain your murder weapon, I will immediately call police Xiao Wang.

, I accuse you of threatening a weak woman with a weapon and send you in to eat bland steamed buns!"

The little secretary warned the butcher sternly.

"Don't try to scare the pig butcher. The pig butcher spends all day and night with white knives going in and red knives coming out. Don't you want to scare the big ones!"

Auntie Shanghai is not to be outdone.

"Yes, you were wearing crotchless pants when I was killing pigs with a butcher's knife. How dare you yell at me? I never use this butcher's knife for free. Believe it or not, I'll cut off your contractor's big pig's head first!"

When the butcher saw Auntie Shanghai helping him, he became more energetic and swung the butcher's knife back and forth in front of the foreman and secretary.

"Threaten others with a knife, and the person who is intimidated should call the police immediately. According to our country's criminal law, this situation is considered threatening others with a weapon. If the circumstances are serious, the perpetrator shall be deemed to have committed the crime of provoking trouble, and the perpetrator shall be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not more than five years."

, criminal detention or control. Anyone who threatens others with a knife without causing personal harm is a violation of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, and the party concerned will be subject to administrative detention, fines and other penalties."

Tang Qing spoke loudly, word by word, in a cadence.

"Pig-killer, you have been suspected of committing a crime, and I am now calling you to the police station!"

Policeman Xiao Wang stood up, took out two hoops from his waist, and walked towards the Pig Killer.

"ah?!"

"What?!"

The pig-killing knife in the butcher's hand fell on the big round table with a clang. The Shanghai aunt turned pale with fright. She loosened her hands and weakened her legs. She collapsed on the ground, and the Yingchun in her arms rolled to the ground. "Wow wow."

"Crying.

"Oh, don't cry. My little Yingchun doesn't cry. It's because of your ignorant pig-killing father and your ignorant Shanghai mother that my little Yingchun almost went to see the sweeper."

Tang Qing hurriedly went over and picked up Xiao Yingchun.

"Oh, my little Yingchun won't cry. Your pig-killing father, your mother and aunt in Shanghai are playing around. Policeman Xiao Wang, I'm sorry, we were playing around. I didn't call the police, and I won't call the police either.

Go sit down and listen to me talk about the image of my two aunts in Master Jiujin's mind."

The little secretary came over with Tang Qing to comfort little Yingchun and persuaded policeman Wang with a smile. When he saw the pig butcher still standing there blankly, the Shanghai aunt was sitting on the ground in a daze, turned her head and said to the couple.

:

"Pig-butcher, you just said that if I am right, you are willing to be punished. Aunt Shanghai, do you think this is good? If I am right, the pig-butcher will be punished by giving my contractor a big pig head. He is

The big pig head really likes to eat the big pig head.”

"What? You, a big pighead, can't even afford to lose to a big pighead? Why don't you give the precious son who Yingchun lost to their family as your wife?"

Tang Qing saw that the pig butcher and the Shanghai aunt had not yet reacted, so he gave the Yingchun in his hand to the little secretary.

"whee……"

As soon as little Yingchun was in the secretary's arms, she not only stopped crying, but also laughed out loud.

"Okay, okay, if the pig butcher loses, not only will he give Boss Bao a big pig's head, but everyone present will also get a big pig's head!"

The Shanghai aunt got up from the ground and said to everyone with a smile.

"Who is the big pig's head? Hungry and Hungry's Shibazu don't want any big pig's head. Hungry's only needs ten kilograms of mountain pork."

"Yes, yes, mountain pork is good. I don't want a big pig's head even if I'm hungry. I just want ten pounds of mountain pork."

The eldest cousin and silly girl responded cheerfully to Aunt Shanghai.

"Don't be hungry, you two. If you are hungry, you'd better ask our Mrs. Bao to come. Mrs. Bao, tell me, what is the image of your two aunts in my mind?"

Tang Qing admired the little secretary's ability from the bottom of his heart.

At the beginning, she had a tit-for-tat confrontation with the butcher. She showed no fear in the face of the butcher's bright butcher's knife. She also reminded police officer Xiao Wang and Tang Qing that she could call the police, but would you care?

When policemen Tang Qing and Xiao Wang took action, and the Pig Killer and the Shanghai aunt were at odds, the little secretary acted as if nothing had happened, and took the initiative to lower her status and talk about the big pig's head, and all the unpleasantness in the laughter was gone.

How much magnanimity and wisdom does this require? No wonder Li Li thinks so highly of this little secretary, and no wonder the contractor’s business has been booming in the past few years, and he has quietly become a wealthy man in Yancheng.

"Master Jiujin, auntie, if I say something wrong, you two are not allowed to scold me. Master pig butcher, Auntie Shanghai, I will definitely accept the punishment when the time comes and punish my contractor to buy a bumper car for my future daughter-in-law, hehe

laugh."

The little secretary held the little Yingchun in her arms and naturally smiled brightly as she spoke.

"No, no, no, no, just say it, I believe you will be right."

Auntie Shanghai quickly responded. She wanted to take back little Yingchun, but she didn't dare approach the little secretary.

"Everyone, my two aunts have an image that no one can match or compare to Master Jiujin. My eldest aunt Li Li is a 'goddess' in Master Jiujin's mind, and my younger aunt Li Ya is a 'goddess' in Master Jiujin's mind."

The image in Master Jin's mind is that of an 'angel'. Master Jiu Jin, did I say something wrong?"

The little secretary didn't ask if Tang Qing had said it right, but if she had said it wrong. The one-word difference was enough to show that her communication skills were absolutely top-notch.

Tang Qing is a nine-pound master, how can he be compared to a little secretary?

Tang Qing did not directly answer whether the little secretary was right or wrong. Instead, he hugged little Yingchun from the little secretary's hand, walked to Li Ya and teased little Yingchun with a smile:

"Xiao Yingchun, do you think Aunt Li Ya looks like the beautiful and pure Angel? (Angel means angel in English)"

After saying that, Tang Qing walked up to Aunt Shanghai, handed the little Yingchun back to her, and still said with a funny smile:

"Xiao Yingchun, your pig-killing father and Shanghai mother are going to suffer big losses now. Aunt Qingqing is waiting to eat big pig heads and mountain pork."

"Hehe, there is a big pig head you can eat, hehe."

The contractor couldn't help but smacked his lips.

"Hey, don't be busy yet. I have tasks to assign to everyone. You, the contractor, have the heaviest task."

Tang Qing sat back down.

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

When the contractor heard that Tang Qing said there was a task assigned to him, he quickly stopped chirping and stood up. Tangyuan shook his head and agreed loudly.

"Master Jiujin hasn't said anything about the task yet, and you just promise to complete the task? Are you afraid that Master Jiujin will punish you if you fail to complete the task?"

The little secretary asked the foreman to sit down.

"My dear, as long as it is a task assigned by Master Jiujin, I will go through fire and water, no matter what, even if I die, I must complete it to the letter!"

The contractor's spirit is no less than that of the great hero who is about to fight on the battlefield.

"whispering sound……"

The Shanghai aunt showed contempt, and the butcher quickly covered her face with his hands and stammered in explanation:

"Cold, you have a cold, you can't pass it on to your children, you can't pass it on to your children."

"Dear husband, I support you! Master Jiujin tells you to go east, but you must not go west. You must keep running eastward. Even if there is an abyss ahead, you must run without hesitation. I will accompany you!"

"Well, dear wife, let's run all the way!"

The little secretary and the foreman held their hands tightly together.

"Hey, hey, hey, you two don't put dog food in there, we can just eat my mother's braised pork."

"What are you talking about, kid? Where did the couple spread the dog food? We don't have a dog at home."

"Mom, don't interrupt. I have a task for you next."

"You gave me a task? What else can an old woman like me do besides cooking?"

Tang Qing's mother curled her lips.

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