The cotton curtain was lifted, and a man's head emerged from the People's Barber Shop.
As soon as he said it, the aluminum can in Tang Qing's hand hit the man's head.
"Ayo!"
As the food in the aluminum can was spilled on the man's head, Tang Qing raised his leg and kicked the man in the butt.
"thump!"
The man was so dumb that he fell heavily to the ground.
"Young man, if you come to the People's Barber Shop and do something inappropriate, I'll beat you to death!"
Tang Qing walked up to the man with an aluminum can in one hand and a razor in the other.
When I saw that person lying motionless on the ground, I felt a little panicked. Is he going to lose his breath after being photographed by me?
Probably not, I just threw the food on his head? How could he be beaten to death?
"Hey, get up!"
The person still didn't respond.
"Hey, don't pretend to be dead. If you don't get up, I'll cut your throat with a razor!"
Tang Qing said this, but his heart became more and more panicked.
During this Chinese New Year, do I have to go in and eat steamed buns? Do I want to celebrate the Lantern Festival inside?
No, I have to call 120 first, and then 110. If I rescue the person and then turn myself in, can I get a somewhat reduced sentence?
Tang Qing threw down the aluminum can, took out his mobile phone, and was about to dial a number when the man started to hum:
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, am I dead?"
"You big pig, get up!"
Tang Qing went over and kicked the man.
"Hey, I can't get up."
"If you can't get up, I'll give you a razor!"
"No, no, no, I'll get up, I'll get up."
The man turned over with difficulty, climbed up from the ground with difficulty, walked to Tang Qing with a piece of food on his head, and said pitifully:
"Master Jiujin, why are you so polite? I've already eaten, I don't need to eat anymore."
"You, you, you are the contractor?"
Tang Qing took a closer look and saw that the person whose food she had photographed was none other than the contractor.
"Master Jiujin, can I go in and take a shower?"
"Get in!"
Tang Qing saw that the contractor's round head was colorful and quite pretty.
The red ones are tomatoes, the green ones are green peppers, the yellow ones are pumpkins, the white ones are rice, and there are a few pieces of braised pork. No wonder today is still the sixth day of the first lunar month, so my mother must put more vegetables for Tang Qing. If she usually
, there are at most two colors on the head of the contractor, the green of vegetables or the white of radish.
Tang Qing quickly washed the contractor's hair and restored him to his original appearance.
People's Barber Shop is great, everything is available to wash your hair, it's convenient and quick.
"Master Jiujin, can you just shave my head for me?"
"You don't have to push yourself too hard. You can shave your head, but you have to pay."
"Of course, I will pay a little more at the beginning and end of the first month."
"No need, this is not a black shop."
"The People's Barber Shop is the People's Barber Shop, and Master Jiujin is Master Jiujin. It is upright and honorable."
"You want to look bright and shiny? Well, shave your head."
"No, no, no, I'll keep my position short."
The bun is a type of men's hairstyle, also called the bun, which is divided into round, square, flat, hairy, etc.
Round-inch refers to the overall round shape of the hairstyle, which is pushed up from both sides of the head when shaving.
Square Cun, as the name suggests, the overall hairstyle is square with no edges or corners.
The head is very flat and looks neat, but it is not suitable for people with pointed heads.
The hair style is divided into two types: long hair and short hair. The long hair is also round as a whole. The difference from the round is that the top of the head is trimmed with thinning scissors. The same is true for the short hair, but it is shorter than the long hair.
Just a few.
Tang Qing shaved the contractor's head into a round shape. His hair was originally round, so it suited the round shape.
"Master Jiu Jin, your hair shaving skills are definitely the best in the country. I have been to so many big cities, but I have never met a barber as good as you."
"A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. If you fart in front of me today, do you have something to do with me?"
"Master Jiujin, you are truly worthy of being Master Jiujin. You can predict events like a god and predict the future. It's like the reincarnation of Zhuge Kongming or the rebirth of Liu Bowen."
"Stop talking nonsense, what is this sneaky thing?"
"Master Jiujin, you must promise to help me. No one can help me except you, and no one can help me."
"What are you so verbose about? Come on, let it go as soon as possible, or I'll slap you to death!"
"Let me go, Master Jiujin, I don't just have one thing, I have three things to ask for your help with."
"Hey, you have a big appetite? Three things in one mouth? Why should I help a beast like you?"
"Master Jiujin, if I enter the People's Barber Shop, you will definitely help me. You even shaved my head, so even if I join the People's Barber Shop, you have to help me even more."
"If I had known earlier, I should have told you to get out!"
"Master Jiu Jin, I know you won't let me enter the People's Barber Shop, let alone join the People's Barber Shop, so I sneaked in when no one was around and you were just heating up the food."
"I thought you were a thief."
"Master Jiujin, as long as you let me join the People's Barber Shop, you can scold me as much as you want, and you can slap me as much as you want, as long as you don't slap me to death."
"Patting you? My hands feel sore and I can't bear to part with my food."
"Master Jiujin, I'm sorry for causing you to waste such a good meal. Don't worry, as long as you agree to help me, I will not only buy you new meals today, but I will also bring you meals every day from now on.
"
"I would rather count on you to bring me food than that stray dog on the street. As long as I feed it, it will wag its tail when it sees me from a distance. It's like you, my Shanghai aunt follows you wholeheartedly, and she still
Do such a nasty thing!"
"Master Jiujin, I have fully realized my mistake now, so I came here to ask for your help. One of the things is to make up for her."
"Make up for her? It seems that your peace of mind is not as bad as usual."
"Master Jiujin, I made it up to her, why do you still say that I have bad intentions?"
"The weasel's New Year's greetings to the chicken must have been unkind. You signed the divorce agreement so quickly and took the initiative to compensate her for another five hundred thousand yuan. It was suspicious at first, but now you come to show your courtesy. You are either committing adultery or stealing."
"Master Jiujin, I really sincerely want to make it up to her this time. But you also know her personality. If I talk to her myself, she will definitely scold me before I even open my mouth, and she won't give me anything at all.
Chance explains.”
"You behaved like a pig or a dog at home in front of her. Do you still need an explanation?"
"Master Jiujin, I really don't need to explain that matter. She took it all with her mobile phone. In fact, she violated my privacy by taking the picture and showing it to you. But I don't care about it. Let's forget it."
"Get out and disappear in front of me immediately. You will never be allowed to enter the People's Barber Shop again!"
Tang Qing pointed at the store door, furious.
"No, no, no, Master Jiujin, I'm just telling the truth, I'm just telling the truth. Don't drive me away. I want to come to the People's Barber Shop for a haircut in the future."
The contractor hurriedly begged.
"Tell the truth? Have you told your true feelings? Have you exposed your true colors? It seems that if the Shanghai aunt hadn't photographed your pig and dog activities, you would still want to beat her up, right? After we saw it, we invaded your privacy
?Bah! Who wants to see this! What a shameless rotten person!"
Tang Qing was so angry that he grabbed the contractor's collar and dragged him outside the store.
"Master Jiujin, what's wrong?"
The pig butcher happened to come to the store.
"Drag him out as far away as possible!"
Tang Qing was getting a little angry.
Although the foreman is short, the food he eats is not light due to his fat intestines, thick waist and big belly.
"Okay, I haven't seen this bitch in a long time, I'll just drag him around the city today!"
The butcher dragged the contractor out of the People's Barber Shop.
"Master Jiujin, I have something to say. I have something to say, and it has something to do with Boss Li Lili."
The contractor yelled.
"Pig-butcher, drag him in!"
When Tang Qing heard that the contractor said that he had a relationship with Li Li, she quickly asked the butcher to drag him back to the People's Barber Shop. She wanted to ask him about his relationship with Li Li.