The People's Barber Shop suddenly became lively, and Tang Qing seemed a little at a loss.
On a normal day, it would be nothing to see so many people come to the People's Barber Shop, and they would all be regular customers.
When the People's Barber Shop is really busy, there can be more than twenty people talking nonsense in the shop. Not only the two long rows of benches are full, but there are also people standing outside the shop.
But today is different, everyone here is an enemy.
The foreman and the Shanghai aunt, the Shanghai aunt and the butcher, the butcher and the foreman, the foreman and Li Li, Li Li and the old leader, the old leader and the foreman...
There is a relationship between them now. This relationship is not ordinary. Tang Qing is in trouble.
"Master pig butcher, luckily I am still a man. Boss Li gave me a slight kick with one foot bone, and I was so sleepy that I heard the sound of the ground. Don't be embarrassed."
"Aunt Shanghai, who is Boss Li? She is both civil and military, Li from Yancheng..."
The pig-butcher got up from the ground with the help of the Shanghai aunt, and stopped talking in the middle of the sentence.
"The master pig butcher, is he Li Zapo from Yancheng?"
Li Li seemed very calm. She smiled and took off the plastic sheet on the special barber chair and sat on it gracefully.
"Boss Li, I..."
The butcher was embarrassed.
"It's nothing. Isn't it nonsense for everyone to come to the People's Barber Shop? There is no need to be secretive and worry about each other. Hey, what is this boss doing lying on the ground? Is the ground cool? Our little dog won't sleep in his kennel.
, always likes to lie on the floor."
Li Li glanced at the contractor.
"Ouch, it turns out to be a dog? Master Jiujin, why did Chen Guang raise the dog? It looks quite meaty. Master pig butcher, please bring a butcher knife to cut it down. Why don't you just kill it and eat the dog meat?"
The Shanghai aunt went over and kicked the contractor.
"Yes, yes, I have a butcher's knife with me. Even if I don't, Master Jiujin has a razor here."
The butcher really took out a butcher knife.
"Master pig butcher, killing a dog is not as easy as killing a pig, right? This dog is going to jump over the wall in a hurry, so you'd better be careful. Come on, let me help you."
The old dragon rolled up his sleeves, as if he wanted to take action.
"Long, Long, Lord Long, everyone, I am a human, not a dog, not a dog."
The foreman rolled on the ground a few times, then grabbed the edge of the long bench and climbed up with difficulty.
"What did you say you weren't?"
The butcher's bright butcher's knife flashed in front of the contractor's eyes.
"I'm not a dog."
The contractor stepped back tremblingly.
"Not what?"
The pig butcher pressed forward step by step.
"No, not a human being."
Unable to retreat, the contractor fell down on a long bench.
"Say it again!"
"not human."
"Be more complete."
"I'm not human."
"louder please!"
"I'm not human!"
The contractor was shouting at the top of his lungs, and he was probably risking his life. Anyway, he was alone and helpless in the People's Barber Shop, so he had no choice but to give in.
"Okay, okay, he has admitted that he is not a human being. What else do you want? Such fat dog meat tastes tasteless. Let's wait until we are older. Pig butcher, go find Bao and ask him.
Come to the store quickly."
Tang Qing smoothed things over.
"Master Jiujin, you still think the People's Barber Shop is not lively enough? If Bao inquires, these two 'baos' will 'take over' the entire city of Yan."
The butcher was confused.
"Master Jiujin called Nongqi and asked Bao to inquire. Nongqi asked. How can we talk so much?"
The Shanghai aunt tugged on the pig-butcher's sleeve.
"Yes, ok, follow your orders!"
The butcher saluted Auntie Shanghai, turned around and ran out of the People's Barber Shop.
"Haha, this pig-killer, now my words are no longer valid. What Auntie Shanghai said is yes, ok, just obey the order and go!"
Tang Qing meant to joke. She was really confused for a moment just now. So many people came in all at once, especially the arrival of Auntie Shanghai and Li Li, which caught her off guard. But after just a few minutes of laughing and scolding each other, she immediately calmed down.
After coming down, I felt that this was a rare opportunity to see things clearly.
"I see, the pig butcher is a man of justice and uprightness. He can definitely marry the Shanghai aunt with green onions and tofu, and they will be happily married!"
"Long Ye is right. Aunt Shanghai is so elegant, she can definitely find a better man. It's a pity that Aunt Shanghai had bad eyesight and found a dog as a companion."
"It's not that Shanghai aunt has bad eyesight, it's that the dog is good at disguise."
"Yes, a dog in human skin. Even I was almost fooled."
Lao Longtou and Li Li were talking to each other, making insinuations and scolding the foreman.
"Long, Mr. Long, Li, Boss Li, I, I did not do well before, but, but today I am here to atone for my sins. I promise to change my ways and let everyone know me again. I, I
It’s a person.”
The contractor has been ups and downs in the business world and has experienced various situations. Being able to bend and stretch is his survival ability.
"Hey, foreman, since you said Mr. Li is your uncle, should you call Boss Li your aunt?"
Tang Qing then wanted to use the contractor, not wanting the situation to be filled with the smell of gunpowder and deliberately easing the mood.
"Master Jiujin, Boss Li is indeed my aunt. I really want to call her that, but Boss Li won't let me."
The contractor did not care that he was more than ten years older than Li Li and was willing to be Li Li's nephew.
"You still say that you are the boss, you have no idea at all. How could Boss Li recognize you as a nephew so easily? You know that my aunt and nephew can't call me a nephew in vain. Once I recognize you, I have to pack a lot of bags to honor you during the holidays.
."
Tang Qing wants to play a trick on the contractor.
"Master Jiujin is right. If you want Boss Li to recognize you as your nephew, you must first give him a big red envelope."
Lao Longtou agreed.
"Big red envelopes are easy to handle. Big red envelopes are easy to handle. I will collect them now. I will collect them now."
The foreman hurriedly opened his big briefcase, took out a wad of money, stuffed it into a big red envelope, and held it in front of Li Li with both hands.
"Hey, do you carry a big red envelope with you? Are you ready to bribe someone to do bad things at any time?"
Li Li did not accept the big red envelope.
"Auntie, you know this better than me, you know better than me."
The contractor held a big red envelope in his hand and looked flattering.
“You mean I’m an expert on this?”
Li Li's originally smiling face suddenly turned cold.
"Do you know how to speak human language? Can you speak human language? Boss Li, if you don't take the red envelope from Ka Zhongning, you won't get it for free!"
The Shanghai aunt came over, grabbed the big red envelope, hit the foreman several times, and then stuffed the big red envelope into Li Li's hand.
"Boss Li, Auntie Shanghai is right. If you don't take it, it's free. He has benefited from you a lot in the past."
The old leader advised Li Li.
"Okay, I'll accept it. During the Lantern Festival, I'll treat you to a big hotel and everyone will go!"
Li Li put the big red bag into her satchel.
"Boss Li, I saw it too, and I'll go too."
Bao Wenchen limped into the People's Barber Shop.
"What did you see? What could you see with a pair of cataracts?"
The old dragon roared.
"Hello Master Long, is Master Long here? I didn't see anything. I have cataracts in my eyes, so I can't see anything. Master Jiujin, I've been ordered to report here!"
Bao asked who dared to talk too much with the old leader. With a smile on his face, he apologized to the old leader and walked up to Tang Qing, but he didn't dare to get too close. He was anxious in his heart, fearing that Tang Qing would also yell at him.
"Just come here, sit down and listen to what the contractor has to say."
"Master Jiujin, the rickshaw business has been very good these days. I still don't want to listen to what the contractor said. I'd better hurry up and ride my rickshaw. I'll come over to listen to what you have to say when I have the chance."
Although Tang Qing's tone was calm, Bao Qing was still uneasy. It was definitely not a good thing to call him over for no reason to listen to what the contractor had to say. If the butcher hadn't called him, he wouldn't have come.
"Sit down when Master Jiujin tells you to sit down, then there will be so much nonsense!"
The butcher grabbed Bao Wenwen's yellow vest with one hand and pulled it back, and pressed Bao Wenwen's shoulder with the other hand. Bao Wenwen sat obediently on the long bench and listened to what the foreman said.