As soon as Sha Gu arrived at the gate of the vegetable market, the black figure escaped from inside with Tang Qing chasing after her.
The silly girl swept Tang's leg, and the shadow fell to the ground.
The silly girl turned her leg and rode on the black shadow.
"Hey, you're pretty strong. Let's see if you're a male thief or a female thief!"
The silly girl grabbed Heiying's collar and wanted to take off Heiying's clothes.
"Silly girl, don't mess around, drag me back first and then talk."
Tang Qing came over, and Silly Gu and one arm each wanted to drag Heiying back to the grocery store.
"Master Jiujin, I'll go by myself, you don't need to hold me back."
The shadow spoke.
"Da Mao? Why is it you?"
Tang Qing took a closer look and found that the black shadow turned out to be Da Mao.
"So it's you who is stupid, right? What are you doing sneakily?"
When the silly girl saw it was Da Mao, she let go of his arm.
"Are you stupid? I am a public security coordinator."
Da Mao straightened his clothes and puffed up his chest.
"Huh, where's the security coordinator? He's a sneaky security officer, right?"
The silly girl didn't take Da Mao seriously.
"I'm not sneaking around. I'm here to protect Master Jiu Jin's safety."
"Protect the safety of Master Jiujin? How can you protect Master Jiujin with your three-legged cat skills? Master Jiujin can almost protect you!"
"A good man doesn't fight with women. I let you trip me up on purpose."
"Are you doing it on purpose? Do you want me to ride on you on purpose?"
"Of course, I like you to ride me."
"Aren't you ashamed to be a big man? Do you like to let me, a woman, ride on you?"
"You are so embarrassed. You said that as long as I say the word, you will marry me immediately."
"Why should I be ashamed? That's what I dare to love and hate!"
"How dare you love or hate? Then I want to ask you to be my wife. Do you dare to marry me?"
"You dare, why don't you dare?"
"Then you will be my wife!"
"Okay, I'll go home with you now!"
"It's a deal, wife, let's go!"
"Let's go, husband!"
Da Mao took Sha Gu's hand and strode out of the vegetable market.
"Hey, you guys?!"
The two silly men didn't even look back, and went hand in hand with their husband and wife. Tang Qing stood there dumbfounded.
Originally, they thought that it would take at least a lot of effort to bring the two of them together, but in the end, with just a few words, they actually ignored the existence of her, the nine-pound master, and started a new life journey on their own.
Tang Qing helped Sha Gu pack up the things scattered on the ground, closed the door of the non-staple food store, and walked out of the vegetable market.
"Master Jiujin!"
"Contractor?"
"Master Jiujin, are you finally back?"
"what are you doing here?"
Tang Qing walked downstairs to his hut and was greeted by the contractor.
"I'm waiting for you."
"What are you waiting for me here for? Is it cold? Why don't you go to the People's Barber Shop to see me if you need something?"
“I don’t dare to go to the People’s Barber Shop.”
"Why?"
"No reason, I'm a little scared anyway."
"Are you guilty of being a thief? Tell me, what do you want from me?"
"Master Jiujin, I have a wife and a son now, and things have gotten better."
"Have you never had a wife before?"
"I didn't have a son before."
"Virtue, is a son so important?"
"Master Jiujin, our family has been passed down for three generations, so you can't end your relationship with me."
"You're not asking me to go drink your son at the Full Moon Bar?"
"Master Jiujin, you are so smart."
"I'm smart? Do I need your praise?"
"Master Jiujin is indifferent to fame and wealth, and is bearish on everything. How can he care about my praise?"
"I dropped everything and became a Buddha immediately! Stop talking nonsense and tell me if you have anything else to say. I want to go home and sleep."
"Master Jiujin, can you help me invite my aunt to attend my son's full moon party?"
"Your aunt? Who is your aunt? Why should I invite you?"
"Master Jiujin, my aunt is the boss Li Lili."
"Hi, Li Li is your aunt. I really forgot that you two have this relationship."
"Master Jiujin, can you invite her for me?"
"Why don't you invite her yourself?"
"I don't dare, because I'm afraid she will slap me again when she gets angry."
"Are you also afraid of someone?"
"I'm also afraid of you, Master Jiujin."
"Really? Then come to me?"
"How can my son's full-moon banquet be missing your nine-pound master?"
"I won't necessarily go."
"Master Jiujin, you must give me this face. My aunt also asks you to tell her, so that she can attend my son's full moon party despite her busy schedule."
"It's okay to tell Li Li, but I can't guarantee whether she will come."
"As long as your master Jiujin is willing to reward you, my aunt will definitely reward you as well."
"Okay, you go back, I'm going up."
"Master Jiujin, can you do me one more favor?"
"You, the contractor, are doing quite a good job. How can I, an ordinary barber, do anything for you?"
"Master Jiujin, you have helped me a lot, and I will keep it in my heart. If I can't repay you in this life, I will ask my son to inherit the legacy. If my son cannot repay the favor, I will ask my grandson to inherit the legacy.
Your descendants will always repay your kindness!"
"Pull me down, do you think I am an old man? Repay my legacy? Repay my children and grandchildren? Can you let me live a few more years?"
"Master Jiujin, you will definitely live a long life and become immortal."
"You don't even brush your teeth before you fart. Who do you want me to invite for you? It can't be the Shanghai aunt, right?"
"Master Jiujin, you are worthy of being called Master Jiujin. You can guess my thoughts right away."
"I know exactly how many roundworms you have in your stomach."
"Then if I have a stomachache from now on, I won't go to the hospital to see a doctor. I'll come to the People's Barber Shop to see your Master Jiu Jin."
"I really don't understand, how do you run your business? Are all the people you do business with idiots and imbeciles? Do they smell good even if you are such a foul-mouthed person?"
"Hey, Master Jiujin, doing business is to figure out the meaning that others have been thinking about in their lives, give them a little meaning, you make a big meaning, and then let their little meaning continue to grow for you.
mean!"
"So this is how you do your business? How many people in the scene have taken advantage of your petty ideas and become obsessed with you?"
"Master Jiujin, you know this, I know it, heaven knows it, and earth knows it, so just understand it in your own heart, okay?"
Downstairs in the hut where Tang Qing lived, the contractor talked about his business tips and couldn't help but get carried away.
Tang Qing looked at the smug look of the contractor under the street lamp, feeling disgusted and warned him:
"Foreman, it seems that you are really a genius in business. But I remind you, don't go inside and eat light steamed buns when your son can't drink the full moon wine."
"Master Jiujin, what do you mean?"
"Don't you understand what I mean? Didn't you just say that you know me, heaven, and earth, and you just understand it in your heart?"
"Master Jiujin, I understand in my heart. I understand in my heart that now I basically no longer care about it. I don't want to be a big deal myself. I just want my son to be interesting."
"Contractor, you will always have to pay back if you mess around. It's best not to retaliate against your son."
"Master Jiujin, why are you cursing my son? He is not even one month old yet!"
"How could I curse your son? I'm worried about his little life. I don't want him to come inside and call you when he calls you 'Daddy' for the first time."
"Master Jiujin, I understand in my heart, I understand in my heart."
"You know nothing! If you knew it in your heart, would you let me invite Aunt Shanghai? What do you think about asking Aunt Shanghai to drink your son's full moon wine? Don't you understand it yourself?"
"Master Jiujin, my Shanghai aunt and I are just a couple after all. My son is one month old, so I invite her to drink to reminisce about old friendship. I won't accept any gifts from her."
"Bah, what a beautiful thought! Do you still know that you were husband and wife in the past? Even though you were husband and wife, you still did things like pigs and dogs in front of the Shanghai aunt? Reminiscing about the old relationship, you still want the Shanghai aunt to go drink full moon wine? Are you not deliberately disgusting Shanghai?
Auntie? It’s disgusting that she can’t have children?!”
Tang Qing turned around angrily and walked into the corridor.
"Master Jiujin, then you must invite my aunt to drink my son's full moon wine, otherwise she will regret it and you will regret it too!"