Zhou Xing felt that the gate, walls, doorposts and eight stone beasts of the Fortress Lord's Mansion did look majestic, but the three characters "Fortress Lord's Mansion" on the plaque did not appear dignified or heavy at all, but rather a bit cheerful.
Lovely feeling.
These three characters are not the elegant and complex calligraphy style of dragons and phoenixes, but the fashionable and concise free style, which is exactly the same as the milk tea shop's signature font of "Tea Yan Guan Se".
Seeing such fonts, Zhou Xing actually had the illusion of returning to the streets of his previous life.
More than a thousand years have passed. Could it be that the entire Cangli world has also kept pace with the times? Has QQ, WeChat, TikTok, and Kuaishou become popular? However, it seems that their masters and disciples don’t even have mobile phones.
Could it be that the palm fairy replaced the mobile phone?
After he returned to Cangli Realm, he had not used the Fairy in the Palm yet, because Xiao Xian'e said that the Fairy in the Palm map did not even include a map of Lingjiu Island. He thought it was extremely outdated, so he had no intention of taking a closer look at the Fairy in the Palm.
"Zhang San, has your castle master prepared the food? I have been hungry for most of the day. If the food has not been put on the table, we will not go in and go directly to the restaurant on the street to solve the problem of eating before we come to visit again.
Your castle master."
Heng Shu stopped Zhang San who was about to talk to the guard at the gate and made her attitude clear directly.
Zhang San couldn't help but feel extremely lucky. He had already reported and asked for instructions through the bronze mirror communicator in his hand.
So, Zhang San flashed the bronze mirror communicator in his hand and said confidently: "Our master has already asked the chef to prepare a banquet, just waiting for the monks and fairies to come. Moreover, there will be mostly meat and meat dishes."
Zhou Xing saw that Zhang San was still using the old bronze mirror communicator, and he immediately no longer had much hope that the fairy in his palm would keep up with the times.
Thinking about it, along the way, we didn't see any signal transmission towers like those of Telecom and Mobile in the previous life. I expected that Canglijie's ability to keep up with the times was also very limited.
"Really?" Heng Shu suddenly beamed, thanked Zhang San very politely, and ran straight to the door that had just been opened.
Zhou Xing held his forehead and secretly cursed: Aren't you afraid that people will catch turtles in a jar and beat dogs with closed doors...
He opened his mouth and said with a slight smile: "Run slower, don't go to the wrong place to eat."
Hengshu stopped immediately and turned around. She actually looked a little shy and smiled innocently. Her expression was more than 70% similar to the big dog walking at her feet.
"Thanks to the reminder from the leader, running to the wrong place will only waste time. Brother Zhang San, what are you still talking about there? Take us to the canteen quickly."
Zhang San had no choice but to end his brief conversation with the leader of the guards at the door ahead of time and act as a temporary guide to the castle master's mansion.
The area of the entire Chayan Castle is already huge, and the area of the castle master's mansion is even more exaggerated. In the mansion, there are not only gardens, corridors, rockeries, ponds, pavilions, water pavilions, and lofts, but also endless buildings as far as the eye can see.
Lakes, dense forests with no end in sight...
Zhou Xing's visual inspection showed that the main palace of the castle was probably located in a certain edge area of the entire Chayan Castle. To enter the palace, one does not necessarily have to enter through the magnificent main gate.
Zhang San led a group of them to enter through the main gate, either to appear enthusiastic or solemn, or to provide a psychological shock. However, he did not feel either of these effects.
Heng Shu clicked her tongue in surprise, and Ling Ling said crisply: "Master! You really have foresight! In such a big mansion, I will definitely not be able to find a dining hall, and I don't know how much time I will waste enjoying delicious food... Hey, Brother Zhang San, you
Is the master’s chef really good at his craftsmanship? Please don’t disappoint me..."
Xueyuan covered her lips and smiled: "It doesn't matter, as long as there are enough ingredients, Brother Yunteng will definitely not let you go hungry."
"That's right! My head master is the most powerful!"
Under the unusually adoring attention of Xiao Xian'e, Zhou Xing became even more interested in being a good cook. On Yun Danfengqing's face, there were ripples with the corners of his mouth turning up slightly, and the God of Cookery recipes suddenly appeared in his mind.
Several people came out, thinking about new recipes as they walked, entering the selfless and vacuum world of the God of Cookery.
Heng Er rolled his eyes angrily, glanced sideways at Xiao Xian'e, and said: "You were the only one who ate the most of the red-bellied bullfinch earlier. You kept chewing the orange flesh all the way, and you just drank three more
A cup of milk tea, how much more can your stomach hold?"
Hengshu Xian'e puffed up her well-developed breasts proudly, and said with a smile: "My senior sister said that I am growing, so I must eat enough and eat more meat. I think the senior sister is right.
.Besides, I do feel hungry now, aren’t you hungry?”
After saying that, Xiao Xian'e glanced at Heng Er's chest, then she hooked her lips, smiled meaningfully, and jumped forward and ran away.
Heng Er was confused by Xiao Xian'e's smiling glance. He stood there and glanced at his breasts several times. Her body was normal and there was nothing wrong with her. So Xiao Xian'e was probably mentally ill?
Hengzhi happened to witness the entire interaction between the two little mushrooms, coughed, and continued to move forward calmly.
Heng Er was awakened by Heng Zhi's cough and quickly followed the others.
Xue Yuan shook her head, took Heng Er's hand, and walked forward together.
But he heard the little Xian'e, who was running at the front, suddenly shouting.
"Little thief! Where to run!"
Zhou Xing looked around and saw Xiao Xian'e grabbing a man who looked like a servant with one hand. The man looked very ordinary. His two legs were fighting, and he was wailing and begging for mercy: "Female monk, please show mercy! I don't know where I offended you.
A nun?"
"The female monk must have misunderstood!" The servant who was held by Heng Shu Xian'e continued to explain.
Zhou Xing once again looked at the obedient servant and discovered a clue.
I see.
He waited and continued to watch the excitement.
The Skyfire Dog lay docilely at his feet, seeming to have the same mentality as its male owner.
It takes neither mice nor worms, and it never meddles in other people's business.
It would be more interesting if I could have another cup of milk tea and watch it while drinking.
Zhou Xing and Tianhuo Quan looked at each other knowingly, and then fell silent.
Hengshu Xian'e smiled and said: "Your disguise spell is indeed exquisite! This time, you no longer pretend to be a handsome young man, but pretend to be an ordinary-looking servant. He has been doing a lot of rough work recently, and he has become stronger.
"
The extremely ordinary-looking servant was obviously confused. He looked confused and aggrieved, and said with a bitter face: "I have never met the female monk. Is the female monk mistaken for the wrong person? I, Zhang Qiang, have already arrived at the castle master's house.
I have been working for three years and I have never made a mistake..."
The servant caught sight of Zhang San and seemed to have found someone to support him. He burst into tears and cried: "Third brother! I am a strong man! Save me!"
Zhang San took a closer look and found that the servant was a relative of his Zhang family. He was the one who introduced him to work in the Lord's Mansion three years ago.
The servant is not a thief, but a relative of my family. He is quite honest and kind, so please let him go!"
"Are you sure? You really want to let him go?"
Heng Shu stared at Zhang San and Li Si for several times, Lingling smiled and said: "No wonder you two were deceived into taking away the big gold bracelet, you really deserve it! I haven't even used [One Leaf to Blind Eyes], and you have been cheated by this person."
He was deceived. Open your eyes, he is the cockroach spirit who deceived you of your big gold bracelet! Now he quietly sneaked into the castle master's mansion, he must also be here for the big gold bracelet."
Heng Zhi cast an evil look at Zhang San and sneered: "This Zhang family has such a connection, and your Zhang family is actually a nest of cockroaches..."
Zhang San's face instantly turned red, and he pointed at Heng Zhi and said, "Monk, be careful what you say, don't talk nonsense! I, a member of the Zhang family, have been loyal servants of the castle master for generations, how can I be a cockroach spirit?"
Heng Zhi waved his sleeve gently, and Zhang San turned his hand and pointed at the servant Zhang Qiang who was lying on the ground.
That Zhang Qiang suddenly transformed into a huge cockroach: a flat black-brown bug.
The cockroach has a shiny body surface, long filamentous antennae, well-developed compound eyes, leathery forewings, membranous hindwings, and a body length of about 1 meter.
Even after being beaten back to its original shape, the cockroach spirit did not give up its struggle, jumping left and right and flying up and down.
Unfortunately, Hengzhi's invisible barrier suppressed his range of activities, making him unable to escape.
Heng Shu pointed at the cockroach spirit on the ground and said with a smile: "Zhang San, is he your brother? Your Zhang family is really impressive."
After saying that, Heng Shu looked past Zhang San and towards Li Si.
Li Si looked horrified and looked at Zhang San next to him with some surprise.
Zhang San noticed Li Si's surprised look and quickly explained: "This cockroach spirit is definitely not the real Zhang Qiang. Our Zhang family has been here for generations, how could it be a cockroach? Brother, please don't misunderstand!"
Li Si was originally not good at words. At this time, because he was too surprised, he stuttered more and more: "You...you...are you really...really not a cockroach spirit?"
Zhang San held Li Si's left and right shoulders with both hands and said quickly: "We have been brothers for many years, how could I be a cockroach spirit? Brother, you must believe me."
Heng Shu smiled and said: "A little cockroach spirit has made you suspicious of each other. Zhang San, you should find a way to find the real Zhang Qiang as soon as possible."
Li Si looked at Zhang San again doubtfully and remained silent.
Zhang San, however, was extremely grateful to Heng Shu and said, "Thank you, female monk, for testifying for me and proving my innocence."
Heng Shu continued to smile and said: "It's easy to talk about. As long as your castle master's food is delicious, everything is easy to talk about."
After saying that, Heng Shu took out a copper pot and put the cockroach spirit inside.
Zhang San felt strange and said angrily: "This cockroach spirit has ulterior motives and actually sneaked into the castle lord's mansion, hoping to steal the treasure again. I should chop him to death with a sword to vent my hatred."
Heng Shu said seriously: "You don't know something. Cockroaches are not easy to die in the first place. This cockroach spirit has become a climate. You can't kill him with your weapons, and let my senior sister refine him. What's more, keep him.
, can help you find the real Zhang Qiang."
Zhou Xing knew that Heng Shu had the [Heaven Eye Body], so it was not surprising that she could see the true nature of the cockroach spirit through the illusion of disguise.
She was a little surprised that she had such an in-depth understanding of the vitality of cockroaches.
Among mortals in previous lives, biologists once made a conclusion based on the ecological habits of cockroaches: If a global nuclear war occurs one day, all living creatures in the affected area, including humans and even fish, will disappear. Only
Cockroaches will go on with their lives!
Normally, the amount of radiation that a mortal body can endure is 5rems. Once the total radiation exceeds 800rems, he will definitely die, but ordinary cockroaches can endure 967500rem! Even if there is a nuclear explosion, cockroaches can survive. The government of a certain country uses it to eliminate cockroaches
The annual cost is as high as 9.8 billion, which is about twice the budget spent on AIDS prevention and treatment.
Zhang San suddenly realized: "No wonder he's not dead yet. It turns out that this cockroach spirit's vitality is so strong."
"Is this cockroach spirit really the little thief who stole the treasure?" Until this moment, Li Si still had many questions.
"All the monks and fairies are here to welcome you, and you are so radiant! I apologize for not being able to welcome you from afar!"
The sound came before anyone arrived, accompanied by a clear voice and laughter.
Zhang San and Li Si quickly rushed to the people to salute respectfully, and said in unison: "Welcome to the Lord of the Castle!"
Zhou Xing followed Yingying's laughter and saw a group of maids and servants approaching a woman from a distance.
This woman's dress is unique and eye-catching, with brilliant embroidery. She wears a golden eight-treasure bun with pearls on her head, a Chaoyang Five Phoenix hanging pearl hairpin, a plain white neck, and a bean green palace ribbon on the skirt.
, wearing a double-balanced rose pendant, wearing a narrow red satin coat with gold and butterfly flowers, a colorful emerald green and silver rat coat on the outside, and an emerald flower-sprinkled crepe skirt. The clothing is noble and elegant, showing a bit of domineering.
The owner of Chayan Castle turned out to be an extremely beautiful young woman.
Her pink face is full of youthful power, and her red lips are smelling before she smiles. Her pair of red phoenix eyes are extremely charming, and her two curved willow-leaf eyebrows make her delicate and flawless oval face even more charming. She is slim and slim, and has a pair of proud and round breasts in front of her.
The object is extremely prominent.
As she walked closer, every part of her body seemed to be deeply interpreting the meaning of being dominant, and she actually had a kind of seductive charm.
The young female castle owner bowed her hands and said with a smile: "Wang Youfeng would like to pay tribute to all the monks and fairies! Chayan Castle has complicated affairs and is late to welcome you. I hope all the monks and fairies will show your understanding!"
Heng Shu immediately stepped forward and held the female castle owner's hand affectionately, and said with a crisp smile: "The castle owner's sister is so beautiful! Maybe it's because the food in Chayan Castle is particularly beautiful, I can't wait to try it.
!”
Zhou Xing smiled. As expected, this snack food is always inseparable from delicious food.
He suddenly felt that Wang Youfeng's name and appearance seemed familiar. After thinking about it carefully, wasn't this girl Wang Xifeng from the TV series "The Story of the Stone" in her previous life?
Tsk tsk, the name Wang Youfeng is more worthy of its name.
Aren't the particularly protruding parts of her body just a pair of big round grapefruits? Compared with little Hengshu, they are actually on par.
Zhou Xing touched his nose. There was no pomelo fragrance coming from the tip of his nose, but there was a pleasant and light tea fragrance coming to his face.
The main industry of this Chayanbao must be closely related to tea.
Tea beauty may be due to the use of tea to maintain the beauty.
Wang Youfeng patted Hengshu Xian'e's hand affectionately, and said with a smile: "How dare Chayanbao neglect all the immortals? We have already prepared a banquet to welcome all the immortals. I would also like to express my special thanks to my younger sister.
, for my Chayan Castle, I took in that evil cockroach spirit!"
