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300 Crazy Tucao and Hooking Up

Let me go, this is too pampering!

Male Queen, Shen Yu was amazed. In Shen Xueshen's historical knowledge, there was only one Duanxiu named Han Zigao, who almost became the male queen of a certain emperor.

Yes, it was almost true, but in the end, due to the opposition of the officials, it was not taken seriously.

But Hua Qianchen did it!

He gave the country of Dai Viet a real male queen. Isn’t it so earth-shattering that we will cry ghosts and gods?

Shen Yu even admired Hua Hu. He was fearless for what he loved.

Moreover, since she is a mature adult, she doesn’t have to make a choice at all and just gets all the beauties!

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk...

When Shen Yu thought about it like this, he suddenly felt blessed and understood it instantly.

As long as she continues to look up to Bei Xingyao's handsome face, she won't have to worry about not being able to eat Hua Qianchen's tender flowers, er, tender grass!

So she suddenly regained her confidence and fighting spirit: Shen Yu, you won't faint again in the future, you have to work hard to adapt, maybe... just kiss a few more times!

So Mr. Shen no longer felt tired or decadent. He immediately got up and called for help, and started to freshen up and dress up.

But the strange thing is that the maids who waited on her chose all women's clothes for her, including hair styles and jewelry.

Shen Yu finished dressing and looked in the mirror. Bei Xingyao's face was particularly beautiful and enchanting, cold and ascetic and handsome!

But the palace maids were all stunned and whispered: She is indeed the most beautiful woman in the world, so beautiful!

Beauty? Shen Yu felt happy after hearing this title. It turned out that more than one person thought Bei Xingyao was a great beauty, but also a cold beauty.

At this time, what Shen Yu didn't know was that what she saw in the mirror was Bei Xingyao, who was wearing a light silk dress with gold edges and snow patterns.

Dressed in women's clothing, he looks cool and handsome.

But what the palace ladies saw was Shen Yu, a clear, charming and sparkling beauty who could turn all living beings upside down with her occasional smile.

Shen Yu glanced at Bei Xingyao in the mirror and felt quite satisfied. She thought that if she looked like this now and tried to seduce the fox, she would probably be able to do it.

So Mr. Shen just did what he said. Of course, the heroines in TV series and novels usually have to show off their talents when hooking up with the male protagonist and the supporting actors.

Usually this talent is dancing, costume dramas are Jinglong Dance, and time-travel dramas are all modern dramas, such as Pure Land and so on. The embarrassment is super embarrassing, but the advantage is that none of the male lead, second lead, and supporting actors have ever seen modern dance. , and what a coincidence is that none of the aesthetics are online!

Commonly known as blindness, eh.

Look at how well the male protagonist and the second male lead and the supporting actors cooperate with each other. Think about the young men like her at Wangyue Tower...hehe, none of them are blind.

Some people would only complain that her dancing was ugly, and would even go on stage to teach her in person.

Uh, I’m not talking about Su Yuqing!

Not only did some people not blindly fall in love with her, they would also make fun of her for her lack of understanding. They even surpassed her by eight levels in internal strength training, and their crazy IQ crushed her, a god of learning.

Well, it’s not about Hua Qianchen!

There is another one who not only does not pamper the heroine, but patiently teaches her martial arts and how to move freely, he also has a cold face every day. Every time he teaches the heroine, he directly knocks the heroine to the ground before slightly raising the corner of his mouth and saying coldly: "The original poster had better stop learning."

Of course, I am not talking about Beixing Yaoha!

Also, in other Chinese dramas, the heroine and the male characters are paired with a senior brother, a junior apprentice, a junior brother, a king, etc. They are all extremely arrogant and generous.

After being dumped by the heroine, he will prepare the heroine's dowry in minutes, saying that as long as the heroine and the hero stay on good terms, they will continue to bless her, and they can contribute money, effort, and life.

Looking at her young men in Wangyue Tower, not only do they all spend money like water, but they all need her to earn money to support them. From time to time, they also:

Host, what’s so good about Ah Yao? He definitely won’t marry you. You’d better give up as soon as possible and stop slandering others!

Look at your worthless look, which is almost drooling. You're slowing down the speed of drawing the Meteor Sword!

Of course, this is certainly not talking about Liu Qianmianmei waiting for the snow to fill the wind and falling stars, Yu Minxiu Qingyurong and others!



Shen Yu compared her treatment with that of female protagonists in other novels and TV series, and lamented.

How much she envied the male protagonists and male supporting characters who had no brains and no aesthetic sense. Yes, the most important thing was the second male lead who had a pure love brain!

She is the stepmother of the system!

Now... she is still concentrating on her next plan to hook up. Life is first, freedom second.

She had thought about it, as long as she took this opportunity to take Hua Qianchen's body, she would not go into the palace. At worst, she would have to pay Huahu a lot of gold when she regretted the marriage.

With so many years of friendship at Wangyue Tower, he wouldn't take her life for a formal wedding that would satisfy Emperor Yue and Lord Lan, right?

After all, there is no freedom once you enter the palace, and fighting in the palace is not suitable for an innocent child like her.

Moreover, in the future Hua Hu will also agree to marry Bei Xingyao into his harem as he does now. Marrying her now is just a temporary measure.

Shen Yu racked his brains for a long time, thinking about talent hookup? Dancing and singing are too easy to expose oneself, one is too ugly, and the other sings too special. Rule it out!

Cooking skills? Hua Fox has also eaten the food she cooked, no!

Make some small devices to add to the atmosphere? But Bei Xingyao doesn’t know how!



Shen Yu thought it was too difficult for her. There was never a class that taught her how to seduce men when she was in school. Those old scholars later had the nerve to help the whole society to promote marriage and birth. How shameless!

Shen Yu thought gloomily that the only trick left for her to use was drugging. After all, she had meowed a few times in the palace fight drama, hehehehe...

Miss Zi'er spent a lot of effort to break through a space and find the Silver Armor Army, but she didn't see Hua Qianchen's shadow.

The necklace around Zi'er's neck shone brightly.

"General, don't worry," said a silver-armored soldier, "His Royal Highness the little prince is protected by the general's phantom purple gemstone, and he will be well hidden!"

Zi'er glanced at the distance worriedly: "The strange thing is, the little prince seems to have used the phantom gem on others. What's the use of it? Let him see himself as if he is looking at another person, and others will see him as normal.

,Does this have any effect?"

Of course it works!

Another little floating world, Hua Qianchen, held a purple gem and thought happily: It would be particularly fun to make Shen Yu think he was looking at Bei Xingyao when he saw her.

At this time, he had just received a warm invitation from Queen Shen to have a dinner with him.

Of course, one look at the text shows that Shen Yu hired someone to write it as his ghostwriter. The tone of the text has always been imitated by Bei Xingyao, but it doesn't look like him at all.

Hua Qianchen is looking forward to seeing what new tricks Shen Yu can come up with!

Therefore, on this side, he has been following the plot of the small world in this formation to avoid crossing paths. As soon as he finished walking here, he quickly came to Queen Shen.

He saw Shen Yu wearing a snow-white dress trimmed with gold. She was beautiful, holy and noble, but her holiness and nobility had such a charming cuteness that he couldn't help but want to defile her!

Hua Qianchen calmed down and walked in like a god, and the palace suddenly became brighter.

When all the palace maids saw him, their faces turned red and their expressions became silly.

Hua Qianchen waved her hand, and the palace ladies all retreated consciously. Shen Yu felt that it was great to be the emperor. One look was worth a thousand words. However, she had already taken all kinds of love potions very easily.

It was Hua Qianchen’s favorite dish, and none of these silly palace maids saw it!

Shen Yu was seriously worried about Hua Qianchen's safety in the harem after she ascended the throne. After all, she had drugged and consumed nearly fifty dishes in just a short period of time, and the maids didn't notice even once!

Qinong's colorless and odorless exclusive Albizia Julibrissin powder, from the first generation to the fiftieth generation, she has bought it all over, and there is always one suitable for flower foxes, hehehehehe...

Shen Yu smiled charmingly, holding the bowl with the 58th generation Albizia Julibrissin powder, patted the seat next to her, and called for Hua Qianchen to sit down.

When Hua Qianchen walked up, the blue beads on her ears kept flashing all the way. Hua Qianchen thought to herself: Is it Qinong's past generations of Albizia Julibrissin powder? There are... so many!

He raised his eyebrows instantly, and glanced at Shen Yu, who was delicate and attractive, with a pair of black and white, exceptionally beautiful eyes. Complex and ambiguous emotions flashed in his eyes:

As expected of Mr. Shen, his approach is extraordinary. Even if you only use one type of Albizia Julibrissin powder that Qi Nong specially developed for Su Yuqing's mission, just a little bit of it will make you uncomfortable for days and nights.

Mr. Shen actually drank fifty-eight kinds in one go. I have to praise her for her courage and strength. She is simply a hero among women. It is so extraordinary!

So he lifted up his long robe and sat down next to Shen Yu elegantly. He saw Shen Yu's pair of peach blossom eyes shining brightly, making her smile white and smooth, as if coated with a layer of moonlight. He then filled up the bowl in his hand.

The delicious soup of Albizia Julibrissin powder was placed right next to his face.

The next moment, Shen Yu's waist softened, his shoulders and neck stiffened, and Hua Qianchen tapped his acupoints instantly.

Shen Yu: What's the situation? Does he like to be forced like this?

Then, a slender and beautiful hand took the soup from her slender hand, and the other hand took the jade spoon. While stirring, she said softly: "The queen has worked so hard to prepare the dinner, how can I let you feed me?"

Come on, open your mouth and I’ll feed you!”

Shen Yu's little face wrinkled into an eggplant: "..."

"Unfortunately, it's unfortunate..." Shen Yu said quickly, "I'll do it myself. We'll each eat our own food. No one has to feed the other, okay?" Anyway, there were more than a hundred dishes, and she knew the ones without medicine.

Hehehehehe...

"The Queen is really good at acting like a baby," Hua Qianchen said, "Do you want me to feed you in a different way?"

Shen Yu: "..." What do you mean? Did Bei Xingyao often act coquettishly with you before?

Then Hua Qianchen smiled, took a sip of the soup, then leaned over and gave it to her mouth to mouth!

Then he slapped her on the back, and Shen Yu swallowed it all in one gulp.

Shen Yu was dumbfounded: "..." There were countless oversized alpacas running past in his heart.

Damn it, you guys are also doing this?

"Do you want more?" Hua Qianchen picked up one of his favorite dishes with chopsticks and asked, "Do you want to open your mouth and let me feed it, or do you feed it like you just did?"

Shen Yu's peach blossom eyes were round and dazed. Shen Yu, who had not yet fully woken up from the shock, opened her mouth obediently, and then stuffed the delicious food into her mouth. The flower fox patted her back again, and she swallowed it again.

Wait... Shen Yu was stunned and after being fed several dishes, he suddenly realized that every time Hua Qianchen picked up the dishes, she picked the ones she had drugged with great precision.

I go, I die, this cunning fox.

Then, after being forcibly fed by Hua Qianchen more than a dozen mouthfuls of different dishes, Shen Yu's face turned pink, and she didn't want to eat anymore. But as soon as Hua Qianchen came close to her, she felt comfortable all over, even

Want him to feed her like the first time he fed her soup!

As soon as she closed her eyes, it was over, over, over... If he found out later that she was not a boy, it would be all over.

So Shen Yu closed her eyes, and her whole body was like a fire that quickly consumed her will...

Shen Yu was drugged and knocked unconscious this time.

Hua Qianchen stared at Shen Yu with gloomy eyes: You want to take possession of me before the wedding, so that you can pretend that nothing happened and marry into the palace, right? What a beautiful idea!

In the middle of the night, in the queen's bedroom, Hua Qianchen's white face turned red, her lips were red and swollen, and a piece of her lips were broken. Her clothes were a little untidy when she came out of the bed.

After kissing her for a long time and even being bitten by her mouth, I finally fed her all the antidote.

In fact, there was no need to feed her so many kinds of medicine just now, but he was angry! Although he looked calm and composed, he was very angry in his heart.

He was angry with Shen Yu for misunderstanding that he liked men. It was clear that everyone except her could see his feelings, but this man's brain was different from others, and he always misunderstood people as being cut-off sleeves and masculine...

Also, she would rather drug him and have a romantic night than marry him in a glamorous way and hope to live forever.

Is her heart driven by the wind? It's so erratic and hard to grasp!

As soon as he untied her acupuncture points, she was like a kitten, so cute and scratchy that he almost couldn't bear it several times...

Hua Qianchen breathed a sigh of relief, sat down outside the palace, and leaned against the wall in a daze for a while.

He had figured out the mind of the person inside.

Shen Yu wanted to be husband and wife with him for one night to save her own life.

Then one enters the palace and rules the world from then on; the other returns to Wangyue Tower and lives happily ever after.

After that, the two never interacted with each other until death, and they looked at each other in the rivers and lakes.

But Hua Qianchen doesn't want this. He wants Shen Yu to be with him for a long time. No matter in court or in the world, he will never let go!

So now we must not comply with her wishes.

When Shen Yu woke up early the next morning, she was destined to be another disappointed Jade!

Her first reaction was that her clothes were neat and tidy. Couldn't this person help her take off her coat?

Then he guarded Gong Sha, who was as red as blood, which made her life tremble.

She looked up at the palace and began to wonder if Hua Hu was a eunuch?

When Shen Yu was fed the medicine yesterday, she still had a hint of expectation. After all, a fox can't see his lover suffer, right?

Sure enough, Hua Qianchen hugged her together. As soon as she was hugged, she woke up and smelled the smell of him. It smelled so good. Then, she leaned against the bed.

Shen Yu was extremely nervous, it was coming, it was coming, the restrictive situation was coming.

Therefore, she had done countless psychological training in advance, so she was not very honest once the acupuncture points were unlocked.

As a result, Hua Qianchen actually had the antidote for Albizia Julibrissin powder!

Shen Yu: "..." Fortunately, she ate more than one kind.

As a result, he doesn’t have just one kind of antidote, but he has every kind of antidote!

Who still carries this antidote with them? I’ll go!

Shen Yu pretended to be asleep and refused to eat, so Hua Qianchen had no choice but to feed her mouth to mouth. As a result, feeding her medicine turned into kissing, and kissing turned into a deep kiss...

Shen Yu took the opportunity to cause trouble again, forcing Hua Qianchen to let go of her several times. After calming down for a long time, he came back to feed her. This was repeated more than ten times. Shen Yu's mouth was swollen from his kisses, but she still didn't let him go.

get……

She obviously saw his throat rolling up and down and his face turning red, which was very beautiful, but he would let her go immediately.

Just... normal men, when faced with a drugged man they like, shouldn't they take the initiative to dedicate themselves to helping their lover detoxify?

The computer dramas and books are all acted and written like this. Sure enough, the TV dramas are all lies and the books are all made up!

"I don't believe in TV series anymore! Liar!" Shen Yu couldn't help but yelled.

The ladies outside the palace who were about to knock on the door trembled when they heard this and asked each other: Who is the palace official? How did he offend the queen? Doesn't your majesty want to kill him?

"What are you doing here?" A woman's voice startled the maids.

Then when they saw the person coming, they quickly knelt down and said, "Concubine Yun, Concubine Lu, Your Highness the Queen is not awake yet..."

"It's none of my business!" Concubine Yun said and opened the palace door with a kick, and everyone rushed over to Shen Yu who was in a daze on the bed.

When Shen Yu saw it was Yun Zhongxian and Lu Shenyue, he immediately stood up alertly, holding a weapon in the bag, and stood up very alertly.

She almost forgot that she was entering the formation as a physical entity now, unlike the Tang Sect. If other people in the formation wanted to hurt her, she would be injured or even die.

"Oh, Sister Queen!" Yun Zhongxian said with a sour taste, "I heard that Your Majesty spent most of the night with my sister yesterday! As a queen, wouldn't your Majesty, as a queen, advise Your Majesty to have a good time?"

Lu Shenyue patted her gently and said shyly: "Concubine Yun, what are you talking about? How can you talk to the emperor like this?"

Shen Yu soon discovered that something was not right with Yun Zhongxian and Lu Shenyue. They seemed not to remember that they were in the battle, but instead seemed to be simply competing for favor or jealousy.

She felt a little relieved, and loosened her hand on the weapon, thinking: I haven't gotten involved yet, and I still persuade him to get involved with you, just a gay like a fox. You should just ask for your own blessings. It's so pitiful.

!

only……

Shen Yu's peach blossom eyes rolled, these two people could not be used by her a little bit!

"Concubine Yun and Concubine Lu, right?" Shen Yu smiled with a dimple, "Actually, regarding the matter of competing for favor, cough! I still have some experience! You can share it with your two sisters."

Concubine Yun's eyes lit up, and the Deer God blushed and lowered his head.

"But..." Shen Yu turned the gold bracelet on his wrist. The two concubines immediately gave Shen Yu all the personal treasures on their hands.

So Shen Yu pulled the two of them to sit down, then pushed away the palace maids, closed the palace door, and began her journey of popularizing the palace drama.


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