"Ye Xuan, you have a problem with your brain. Will I make mistakes with this simple judgment? If you come here to affect my medical treatment, what are your intentions?"
"Get out of here quickly, or you will be responsible if something goes wrong."
"And I ask you, you have no evidence, why do you say that he is a kidney stone so sure?" Zhong Qiming asked.
"No evidence? Who said I have no evidence? Is it very simple to ask for evidence?"
"Uncle, you can jump a few times now, don't be very violent, just jump a few times." Ye Xuan said.
"Okay." The patient nodded and jumped on the spot for a few times, but there was no problem.
"Ye Xuan, what do you want to explain?" Zhong Qiming frowned.
"I think you learned something from abroad and went to my grandma's house. If he had appendicitis, could he be so lively? He would have been lying in bed for a long time and could not move at all."
Ye Xuan showed a sarcastic look and accused him mercilessly.
"You... Actually, I have made this judgment long ago. Do you need to say it?"
"I asked him to take a video, not just to see if he had kidney stones or appendicitis. I actually want to see the size of his stones so that he can prescribe the right medicine."
"If his stones are very large, I have to make a corresponding surgical plan, and I may have to stay in the hospital for observation after the operation."
Zhong Qiming said with a tough bullet, trying to make his statement sound more professional.
"Ah? I still need surgery and I still have to stay in the hospital for observation? It's so troublesome!"
"Doctor Zhong, how much does this set cost? It shouldn't be cheap." The patient asked with a bitter look.
"Well, that's of course. Who made you not pay attention to this troublesome disease?"
"I will give you better treatment. Is it relatively expensive? But the efficacy is definitely nothing to say."
"I'll do it for you. It will cost about 20,000 yuan. If the recovery is not expected, 30,000 yuan is possible, but it is all spent on yourself. You shouldn't be too heartbroken." Zhong Qiming said.
"What? I have to pay 20,000 or 30,000 yuan, how can I not feel heartbroken? My monthly pension is only more than 3,000 yuan."
"I originally thought I could only kill a few thousand yuan. It was so expensive. You didn't cheat me, right?" the patient said suspiciously.
"Whoever cheats you is this price. If you use a cheap plan, don't blame me if you have sequelae." Zhong Qiming rolled his eyes.
"this……"
The patient suddenly became embarrassed, and the expensive medical expenses made him very dissuaded.
"What are the thousands, twenty or three thousand, so why don't you need such trouble? Kidney stones are easier to treat than colds for me." Ye Xuan said.
"Ye Xuan, I can't bear it anymore. When I was concentrating on the treatment, can you shut up?" Zhong Qiming was so angry that his voice was in a bad state.
"What do you mean is that your treatment costs are very cheap? Then tell me quickly, how cheap is it?" The patient's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he looked at Ye Xuan with a gaze.
"How cheap? I think about this, it should be the number." Ye Xuan stretched out two fingers.
"two thousand?"
“There are too many.”
"two hundred?"
"Twenty? It's impossible."
"It's still too expensive, it's a little bit."
"Two dollars?!"
"Yes, two dollars is enough." Ye Xuan nodded and withdrew his hand.
"Ye Xuan, your mind is stuck in the door. Two dollars, it's not enough to register a number!" Zhong Qiming said sarcastically.
"Yes, Dr. Ye, you said two hundred yuan, I already think it's so cheap that it's unreasonable. I don't believe it for two yuan." The patient also began to doubt Ye Xuan's ability.
"Don't disbelief, these two dollars are not given to me."
"You can go to the small supermarket in the hospital to buy a bottle of mineral water. Remember to drink it all and come to me after drinking it."
"Anyway, I just drink a bottle of water. If I can't buy it, I will suffer losses and be deceived." Ye Xuan said with a smile.
"That's true, okay, I believe you once." After the patient said that, he held his waist and went down to buy water to drink.
"Ye Xuan, what trick are you doing? You have been interfering with my treatment."
"Oh... I understand. You must be trying to stop me from curing him, and then you can overwhelm me with the previous operation, right? You are really sinister." Zhong Qiming said angrily.
"Don't judge a gentleman by his villain's heart? Do you think anyone has no medical ethics like you? I don't need to compete if I want to win." Ye Xuan curled his lips.
A few minutes later, the patient came back and touched his somewhat swollen belly.
"Doctor Ye, I have also drunk the water. Except for the a little swelling of my stomach, I don't feel anything, and my waist still hurts very much." The patient said in confusion.
"Only idiots believe that drinking a sip of water can cure kidney stones." Zhong Qiming said sarcastically.
Ye Xuan ignored Zhong Qiming, but stretched out his hand and patted the patient on the waist.
"What about now? Do you have any feelings?" Ye Xuan asked with a smile.
"I feel...it doesn't seem to be...oh Yoyo, it seems there is something, it doesn't feel right." The patient frowned.
"What do you think? Tell me." Ye Xuan asked.
"I feel like my body is turbid and wants to burst out, and it is coming in full force." The patient's face slowly turned red.
"Can you restrain yourself?"
"I can't control it, it's fierce, very fierce, and I can't stop it."
"What are you waiting for? Go and pull it quickly." Ye Xuan pointed to the toilet.
"Okay!" The patient nodded immediately and rushed to the toilet like flying.
A few minutes later, the patient walked out and gave people a lazy feeling.
"Uncle, how do you feel now?" Ye Xuan asked with a smile.
"Hey? It doesn't hurt anymore, my waist doesn't hurt anymore, how could this happen?"
The patient touched his waist and did several difficult waist down movements, which found it very easy.
"Because you have excreted kidney stones, of course it doesn't hurt."
"Okay, your disease has been cured. Two yuan, no more than one cent." Ye Xuan said.
"This...this is OK?"
Zhong Qiming's chin was so open that he could stuff two eggs into it, and he felt his brain buzzing.
He has never seen the techniques Ye Xuan used, and he can't even find the corresponding theories.
He even suspected that this patient was specially invited by Ye Xuan, but the other party's expression was so realistic. If it was really a delay, his acting skills would be at least Oscar-level.
"Thank you, Dr. Ye. I cured my illness for two dollars. It is also efficient and not only painless, but also quite good."
"Doctor Zhong, you're so bad. I really doubt whether you are a doctor. Why is it so useless? It's really worse than Dr. Ye. Fortunately, I didn't listen to you today."
"If you don't understand next time, stop commanding it blindly. Listen to Dr. Ye more."
The patient glared at Zhong Qiming, thanked Ye Xuan again, and walked out.